* Posts by emmanuel goldstein

318 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Apr 2011

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'Israel hacked Kaspersky and caught Russian spies using AV tool to harvest NSA exploits'

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And you seemed so nice on the Yellow Pages ad.

Apple: Our stores are your 'town square' and a $1,000 iPhone is your 'future'

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IT'S TIME...

Top tip for 2018: short AAPL.

Give a boffin a Xeon and a big GPU, get a new big prime number

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Ah - the famous German sense of humour!

Lottery-hacking sysadmin's unlucky number comes up: 25 years in the slammer

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Re: When Will People Learn? Halifax Banking...52% APR / 68.4% APY

And then run a series of ads using kids' TV characters to promote the "Halifax Savers Prize Draw Superdraw". Remember when personal finance was something to be taken seriously?

Then again, given the casino mentality of bankers these days (not to mention tax-payer funded bailouts when their bets fail) - it seems somehow appropriate that they should market themselves not with a sober review of their strengths but with a game of chance.

She's arrived! HMS Queen Lizzie enters Portsmouth Naval Base

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Just read this in "The Guardian":

"This week a spokesman for the Russian defence ministry, reacting to some boastful remark by Fallon, said that the HMS Queen Elizabeth amounted to “nothing more than a huge, easy naval target”."

They would say that of course but it does make you wonder.

The cheek of it! Beach bar owner shoots nude bather in the booty

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Could have been worse

Corsica has France's highest ratio of firearms per capita - guns are deeply woven into the fabric of the place and they love a good blood feud too so she's lucky to have been on the receiving end of an air gun and not something more terminal.

AlphaBay and Hansa: About those dark web marketplaces takedowns

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Re: This is why Tribes need to set up server farms on reservations.

Tribal Sovereignty - the unique legal rights of native Americans - is restricted to specific areas of law such as hunting & fishing, water and gaming. It doesn't mean they can ignore all Federal laws and do what the fuck they feel like.

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It's a no-brainer

Correct. A lot of people have been saying this for years. The War on Drugs has been an unmitigated disaster - by every conceivable metric it has failed. The epic fail of epic fails, you might say.

UK hospital meltdown after ransomware worm uses NSA vuln to raid IT

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that discrepancy could easily be down to volatile intra-day exchange rates, which BTC certainly has.

Hello? Police? My darknet drug market was just hacked by criminals

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Please fix...

The vulnerability disclosed on Reddit related to Alphabay. Agora has been offline since 2015.

Felted! AI poker bot Libratus cleans out pros in grueling tournament, smugly trousers $1.8m

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Re: Nice results, but...

The article already made it clear that Libratus is only effective at heads-up poker.

You have the right to be informed: Write to UK.gov, save El Reg

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Done.

Prison librarian swaps books for bars after dark-web gun buy caper

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So Not Impressed

Because it's trivial for the NCA to bust would-be BUYERS of darknet weapons. All they have to do is open a vendor account, sit back and wait for Walter Mitty to bite.

Surely more interesting (and worthy?) targets (no pun intended) for Plod are the darknet firearm SELLERS.

My suspicion is they can't touch them.

Don't pay up to decrypt – cure found for CryptXXX ransomware, again

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Re: Follow the money. @emmanuel goldstein

@Cynic_999 Nice post. If only more people would "get" the bullshit nature of fiat money.

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Re: Follow the money.

Brilliant. I've got an even better idea - let's get the authorities to ban the internet. Or computers. Or free will. Then we'd be safe and secure in their thrall and, best of all, we wouldn't have to think at all.

Kingpin in $1m global bank malware ring gets five years in chokey

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Re: Kingpin

If we're using motoring terms, "dipstick" seems to fit the bill nicely.

Integrator fired chap for hiding drugs conviction, told to pay compo for violating his rights

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Yet another example

The "War on Drugs" strikes again and ruins another life. To me the details of this case are secondary in the sense that he should not have been lumbered with a criminal record in the first place.

Murdoch's media have always been cheerleaders for the prohibition argument and it is a policy that continues to cause far more harm than recreational use of drugs.

Sorry, iPhone fans – only Fandroids get Barclays' tap-to-withdraw

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However ...

All of this is moot if you have rooted your device. Barclays don't do rooted devices.

Trial date set for Brit police 'copter coppers over spying-on-doggers claims

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So - pigs *DO* fly.

On a serious note: why are they even given the budget to operate helicopters? they are eye-wateringly expensive to run and, in plod's hands, a complete waste of OUR money.

When Pornhub meets the Internet of Fridges

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Home Depot salesman:

"... and this is the Frankie Vaughan model ..."

Inside our three-month effort to attend Apple's iPhone 7 launch party

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You couldn't make it up...

What a bunch of twats.

Apple, I mean!

Sick of Southern Rail? There's a crowdfunding site for that

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C*nts

they're on strike again 07 & 08 September. shouldn't be allowed IMHO

Notting Hill Carnival spycams: Met Police rolls out real-time live face-spotting tech

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Re: V

I propose a crowdfunded Scramble Suit.

Seriously.

Lab-grown black hole proves Stephen Hawking's radiation claims – physicist

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Yo! sub-editor!

But in 1974, Stephen Hawking and Jacob Berkenstein dispelled that idea

That would be Jacob Bekenstein, you berk.

Swedish Pokemon teens terrorised by laser-wielding 'sex pigs'

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The perfect story: bacon, lasers and sex.

Peter Gabriel-backed music startup goes titsup, takes £500k of your money with it

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I would have invested if Lily Cole was involved.

Three non-obvious reasons to Vote Leave on the 23rd

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Re: Repeating history

I think he meant that from the point of view of an immigrant from central Europe in the 30s and 40s, Britain was indeed a relatively civilised place. The horrors you mention were dreadful and wicked but were either too distant in time or space so as to render them not really germane to a discussion about European union today.

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We need to start again

I'm voting "Leave" to try and hasten the end of the EU in its current trajectory of failure. Like a badly constructed building, sometimes it's better to pull the thing down and start again. Brexit could bring a timely opportunity for Europe (including the U.K.) to build a union that actually works.

US military tests massive GPS jamming weapon over California

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DOH!

I'm waiting for the story about the person who strays into the zone because, er, their GPS doesn't seem to be working properly.

On her microphone's secret service: How spies, anyone can grab crypto keys from the air

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Only if it's AC/DC

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Rock on

Surround yourself with very loud music whilst running encryption calculations. AC/DC seems appropriate.

sorry, this joke has already been made.

As US court bans smart meter blueprints from public, sysadmin tells of fight for security info

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Re: What could possibly go wrong?

Things will get tricky for indoor cannabis gardeners. It will be trivial for smart meters to detect the 12 hour on, 12 hour off light cycle required for flowering. For the grows not stealing their power, that is.

Hack probing poodle sacrifice cuffed for public crap

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith. We got home, and he made a bolt for the door.

A cracked window on the International Space Station? That's not good

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Re: Surely...

Freeman or James?

How innocent people 'of no security interest' are mere keystrokes away in UK's spy databases

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Re: Very Sloppy Headline Writing

@Richard Jones 1

You're not thinking deeply enough about this issue. What happens when a less benign government rises to power? Imagine how the Nazis would have rubbed their hands with glee given access to this kind of information. It would have made rounding-up "undesirables" so much more efficient. It's not good enough to blithely sit-back and pretend it doesn't matter. It does.

Bibliotheca Alexandrina buys a Huawei superdupercomputer

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I wonder how long the superdupercomputer will last before it succumbs to some well-meaning but inept "engineer". Last time I was in Cairo, not even the traffic lights worked..

It's a wonderful country with huge charm but a less than stellar record when it comes to looking after stuff.

King Tut's mask and superglue, anybody?

Watch: SpaceX finally lands Falcon rocket on robo-barge in one piece

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Re: Congratulations etc.

Even if someone of his calibre did, for some unfathomable reason, choose to live here in Blighty, they'd be so shackled by poor infrastructure, red tape (health and safety alone would be enough), bloated and second-rate local governance and a general lack of imagination that I'd be extremely surprised if they were able to produce a usable rocket, let alone a reusable one!

Dropping 1,000 cats from 32km: How practical is that?

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Re: The idiom demands...

I like it. A sort of binary DOG/CAT weapon. Keep the two components separate and it's relatively safe to transport and store. Once combined though.....

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The idiom demands...

The next step is to coral a gigantic number of pigeons to drop the cats among.

US govt says it has cracked killer's iPhone, legs it from Apple fight

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The FEDS were fishing for a legal precedent, that is all. The notion that the US lacks the technical ability to crack any mass-prodiced device wide-open is laughable (and scary).

How Microsoft copied malware techniques to make Get Windows 10 the world's PC pest

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i have a windows 7 pc and have had no nags to upgrade to 10. i run Windows Update regularly. why are they ignoring me? (i'm glad they are!)

NASA's mighty SLS to burn 1.215 Olympic-sized pools

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That big orange tank has a height of 64.6 metres and a radius of 4.2 metres, for a volume of 1.4304 Olympic-sized swimming pools. More than enough, even allowing for it being subdivided into two tanks - one for the liquid oxygen and one for the liquid hydrogen.

'You've been hacked, pay up' ... Ransomware forces your PC to read out a hostage note

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Re: One way to scupper ransomware

is to make the effort to maintain a basic knowledge of OS security.

How exactly do you rein in a wildly powerful AI before it enslaves us all?

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"Putting the cart ahead of the horse", as you put it, is no bad thing when it comes to possible existential threats. It is surely worth at least coming up with a feasible plan, especially in this case, where AI power could very well explode suddenly, unexpectedly and exponentially.

Turkish hacker pleads guilty to $55m maniac global ATM heist

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Re: In the place of guns and masks, this cybercrime organisation used laptops and the internet.

I totally agree with the tone of the OP's comment. And, let's not forget, there is activity going on *inside* the banking sector, and financial markets in general, that is just as deserving of some lengthy prison time.

Tor users are actively discriminated against by website operators

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Don't forget...

TOR is also used by people who are unfortunate enough to live in countries governed by repressive and generally unpleasant regimes (the U.K. for instance) that want to restrict access. By blocking TOR traffic, website operators are facilitating this and I think they should think twice before doing so.

NASA boffin wants FRIKKIN LASERS to propel lightsails

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Re: Robustness required

With all due respect, RTFA.

A 100Kg probe is not likely to be carrying anything alive, so chat about "Highest survived g force" is not relevant.

German mayor's browser tabs catch him with trousers down

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So fucking what?

Shock horror - man watches porn in hotel room.

Net narks phishing AlphaBay drug logins in clever redirect attack

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Re: SOUNDS LAME

Hidden services are accessed through a .onion address.

AlphaBay's address is pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion

The phishing site is accessed over the public internet using the URL pwoah7foa6au2pul.me.pn

See the difference. Duh!

I can't be bothered to explain how the secret greeting phrase protocol combats phishing. Trust me, it works.

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SOUNDS LAME

The HTTP site is cleverly assembled to mimic the login page for Tor and includes a CAPTCHA.

I don't really understand how a site accessed over HTTP could possibly be mistaken for a Tor hidden service.

And...

AlphaBay has an effective anti-phishing counter-measure: all accounts feature a greeting phrase (defined by the user on account set-up) which only the real site displays.

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