And you seemed so nice on the Yellow Pages ad.
Posts by emmanuel goldstein
318 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Apr 2011
'Israel hacked Kaspersky and caught Russian spies using AV tool to harvest NSA exploits'
Apple: Our stores are your 'town square' and a $1,000 iPhone is your 'future'
Give a boffin a Xeon and a big GPU, get a new big prime number
Lottery-hacking sysadmin's unlucky number comes up: 25 years in the slammer
Re: When Will People Learn? Halifax Banking...52% APR / 68.4% APY
And then run a series of ads using kids' TV characters to promote the "Halifax Savers Prize Draw Superdraw". Remember when personal finance was something to be taken seriously?
Then again, given the casino mentality of bankers these days (not to mention tax-payer funded bailouts when their bets fail) - it seems somehow appropriate that they should market themselves not with a sober review of their strengths but with a game of chance.
She's arrived! HMS Queen Lizzie enters Portsmouth Naval Base
The cheek of it! Beach bar owner shoots nude bather in the booty
AlphaBay and Hansa: About those dark web marketplaces takedowns
Re: This is why Tribes need to set up server farms on reservations.
Tribal Sovereignty - the unique legal rights of native Americans - is restricted to specific areas of law such as hunting & fishing, water and gaming. It doesn't mean they can ignore all Federal laws and do what the fuck they feel like.
UK hospital meltdown after ransomware worm uses NSA vuln to raid IT
Hello? Police? My darknet drug market was just hacked by criminals
Felted! AI poker bot Libratus cleans out pros in grueling tournament, smugly trousers $1.8m
You have the right to be informed: Write to UK.gov, save El Reg
Prison librarian swaps books for bars after dark-web gun buy caper
So Not Impressed
Because it's trivial for the NCA to bust would-be BUYERS of darknet weapons. All they have to do is open a vendor account, sit back and wait for Walter Mitty to bite.
Surely more interesting (and worthy?) targets (no pun intended) for Plod are the darknet firearm SELLERS.
My suspicion is they can't touch them.
Don't pay up to decrypt – cure found for CryptXXX ransomware, again
Kingpin in $1m global bank malware ring gets five years in chokey
Integrator fired chap for hiding drugs conviction, told to pay compo for violating his rights
Yet another example
The "War on Drugs" strikes again and ruins another life. To me the details of this case are secondary in the sense that he should not have been lumbered with a criminal record in the first place.
Murdoch's media have always been cheerleaders for the prohibition argument and it is a policy that continues to cause far more harm than recreational use of drugs.
Sorry, iPhone fans – only Fandroids get Barclays' tap-to-withdraw
Trial date set for Brit police 'copter coppers over spying-on-doggers claims
When Pornhub meets the Internet of Fridges
Inside our three-month effort to attend Apple's iPhone 7 launch party
Sick of Southern Rail? There's a crowdfunding site for that
Notting Hill Carnival spycams: Met Police rolls out real-time live face-spotting tech
Lab-grown black hole proves Stephen Hawking's radiation claims – physicist
Swedish Pokemon teens terrorised by laser-wielding 'sex pigs'
Peter Gabriel-backed music startup goes titsup, takes £500k of your money with it
Three non-obvious reasons to Vote Leave on the 23rd
Re: Repeating history
I think he meant that from the point of view of an immigrant from central Europe in the 30s and 40s, Britain was indeed a relatively civilised place. The horrors you mention were dreadful and wicked but were either too distant in time or space so as to render them not really germane to a discussion about European union today.
We need to start again
I'm voting "Leave" to try and hasten the end of the EU in its current trajectory of failure. Like a badly constructed building, sometimes it's better to pull the thing down and start again. Brexit could bring a timely opportunity for Europe (including the U.K.) to build a union that actually works.
US military tests massive GPS jamming weapon over California
On her microphone's secret service: How spies, anyone can grab crypto keys from the air
As US court bans smart meter blueprints from public, sysadmin tells of fight for security info
Hack probing poodle sacrifice cuffed for public crap
A cracked window on the International Space Station? That's not good
How innocent people 'of no security interest' are mere keystrokes away in UK's spy databases
Re: Very Sloppy Headline Writing
@Richard Jones 1
You're not thinking deeply enough about this issue. What happens when a less benign government rises to power? Imagine how the Nazis would have rubbed their hands with glee given access to this kind of information. It would have made rounding-up "undesirables" so much more efficient. It's not good enough to blithely sit-back and pretend it doesn't matter. It does.
Bibliotheca Alexandrina buys a Huawei superdupercomputer
I wonder how long the superdupercomputer will last before it succumbs to some well-meaning but inept "engineer". Last time I was in Cairo, not even the traffic lights worked..
It's a wonderful country with huge charm but a less than stellar record when it comes to looking after stuff.
Watch: SpaceX finally lands Falcon rocket on robo-barge in one piece
Re: Congratulations etc.
Even if someone of his calibre did, for some unfathomable reason, choose to live here in Blighty, they'd be so shackled by poor infrastructure, red tape (health and safety alone would be enough), bloated and second-rate local governance and a general lack of imagination that I'd be extremely surprised if they were able to produce a usable rocket, let alone a reusable one!
Dropping 1,000 cats from 32km: How practical is that?
US govt says it has cracked killer's iPhone, legs it from Apple fight
How Microsoft copied malware techniques to make Get Windows 10 the world's PC pest
NASA's mighty SLS to burn 1.215 Olympic-sized pools
'You've been hacked, pay up' ... Ransomware forces your PC to read out a hostage note
How exactly do you rein in a wildly powerful AI before it enslaves us all?
Turkish hacker pleads guilty to $55m maniac global ATM heist
Re: In the place of guns and masks, this cybercrime organisation used laptops and the internet.
I totally agree with the tone of the OP's comment. And, let's not forget, there is activity going on *inside* the banking sector, and financial markets in general, that is just as deserving of some lengthy prison time.
Tor users are actively discriminated against by website operators
Don't forget...
TOR is also used by people who are unfortunate enough to live in countries governed by repressive and generally unpleasant regimes (the U.K. for instance) that want to restrict access. By blocking TOR traffic, website operators are facilitating this and I think they should think twice before doing so.
NASA boffin wants FRIKKIN LASERS to propel lightsails
German mayor's browser tabs catch him with trousers down
Net narks phishing AlphaBay drug logins in clever redirect attack
Re: SOUNDS LAME
Hidden services are accessed through a .onion address.
AlphaBay's address is pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion
The phishing site is accessed over the public internet using the URL pwoah7foa6au2pul.me.pn
See the difference. Duh!
I can't be bothered to explain how the secret greeting phrase protocol combats phishing. Trust me, it works.
SOUNDS LAME
The HTTP site is cleverly assembled to mimic the login page for Tor and includes a CAPTCHA.
I don't really understand how a site accessed over HTTP could possibly be mistaken for a Tor hidden service.
And...
AlphaBay has an effective anti-phishing counter-measure: all accounts feature a greeting phrase (defined by the user on account set-up) which only the real site displays.