* Posts by emmanuel goldstein

312 posts • joined 27 Apr 2011

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Sussex rap fan wants statue of Easy-E from NWA in his hometown because he's a 'legend'

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Re: Newhaven is the Pits

You're on thin ice there, my friend! Peacehaven is hardly a contender for most attractive town in the UK.

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Excellent idea

Anyone who has spent more than 10 minutes in Newhaven knows that anything that even remotely adds a bit of zip to the place is a good thing. No disrespect to Newhaven or the good residents intended, it's just a bit sad looking.

Intel SGX 'safe' room easily trashed by white-hat hacking marauders: Enclave malware demo'd

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Re: Hidden processing on a CPU?

Word.

I helped catch Silk Road boss Ross Ulbricht: Undercover agent tells all

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Re: A good example of how smart investigation can bring in results.

That we know of!

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Re: Just starting to read and..

If you had RTFA you would know that those charges were dismissed.

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Life without parole

A vicious and grossly disproportionate sentence.

Seagate punts external PS4 drive at the millions who uninstalled their game libraries to fit Red Dead Redemption 2

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Re: What am I missing?

A 33 TB drive? WOW!! :)

Florida man stumbles on biggest prime number after working plucky i5 CPU for 12 days straight

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Re: "when written out in full"

If you're going to be a pedant, at least grasp the point being made. He didn't say 82,589,933 wasn't a prime number, he said it wasn't the prime number (i.e. it is not the prime number we are actually interested in here).

Facebook: Up to 90 million addicts' accounts slurped by hackers, no thanks to crappy code

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Re: They've had so many cockups, this is not news.

Technically speaking, if she is handing out free handjobs, she's not a £10 hooker.

EmDrive? More like BS drive: Physics-defying space engine flunks out

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They also were unable to get the thruster to work in reverse.

So, no use to the Italian army then.

Great Scott! Bitcoin to consume half a per cent of the world's electricity by end of year

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Re: What a load of bollocks this bitcoin is!

I've said this before, but as far as I can see, bitcoin is only a tool used by criminals and hackers. It has no real-world application. Not really. Not when you think about it.

With all due respect, that statement says more about your lack of vision and, dare I say it, ignorance of the technology, than it says about crypto-currencies.

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Re: Black Mirror, yet again..

I think the old "tulip" trope is getting a bit, er, old. Bitcoin et al. are becoming more and more assimilated into the mainstream banking system in particular and into 21st century culture in general. Ignore and mock all you want but I suspect you will turn out to be on the wrong side of history.

Astroboffins spy the most greedy black hole yet gobbling a Sun a day

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Re: Where was the Ed?

Agree. Whereas in the headline they did go for "a Sun a day".

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Re: Space is a time machine

Except, maybe one day, using gravitational waves.

And THIS is how you do it, Apple: Huawei shames Cupertino with under-glass sensor

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Re: A removable notch, that's Genius!

Liewe Heksie!

It's optional so no need to shove anything anywhere. Not sure why you have been down voted though.

Totsiens.

Warren Buffett says cryptocurrency attracts charlatans, AI won’t change investing

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Except I've made enough money from investing early in Bitcoin that I am financially secure for life. It's not for everyone though, I get that.

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In fact Munger went even further, even more bat-shit crazy in his hate for Bitcoin:

“Suppose you could make a lot of money trading freshly harvested baby brains. Would you do it?” Munger asked.

“To me bitcoin is almost as bad.”

The more the likes of Buffet and Munger display this kind of weird, pathological hatred of crypto, the more I think it may be the future.

IBM turnover shrinks $28bn in 6 years but execs laugh all the way to the bank

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Re: You get the behaviour you reward

Word.

Apple's QWERTY gets dirty leaving fanbois shirty

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Re: This is exactly why I now avoid Apple gear

My Samsung display (used every day for 9 years) is still working like a dream. It cost less than £200.

Don't want to alarm you, but defence bods think North Korea could nuke UK 'within a few years'

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Wonder what would happen if a nuclear weapon detonated in your area?

Now you can find out.

Enter a postcode, choose your preferred weapon, select ground or air burst and away you go.

Essex black hat behind Cryptex and reFUD gets two years behind bars

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Is bitcoin crashing? The owner of this address:

3Cbq7aT1tY8kMxWLbitaG7yT6bPbKChq64

begs to differ!

Facebook gets Weed-whacked: Unilever exec may axe ads over social network's toxic posts

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Damn,

I wish I was called Keith Weed.

Wanna gobble Google's custom chips? Now you can – its Cloud TPUs at $6.50 an hour

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Can I use it to mine Monero?

Talk down to Siri like it's a mere servant – your safety demands it

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Re: roping the readership in as unpaid proof readers.

Have an upvote.

T-Mobile US let hackers nick my phone number, drain my crypto-wallets, cries man who lost $20k

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Re: That is not a Wallet

And the moral of the story is:

do not store your crypto assets online.

Are you taking the peacock? United Airlines deny flight to 'emotional support' bird

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I used to regularly drive Cape Town to Jo'burg and it's more like 850 miles. 12 hours is still very, very quick though!

Fancy a fidget? Craze makes debut entry into PornHub's top searches

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Re: I expect an early spring spike

I think it's pretty bad form to waste TOR bandwidth on your Friday afternoon wank. What are you so ashamed of?

Russia claims it repelled home-grown drone swarm in Syria

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You've been thinking an awful lot about this! Slightly worrying.

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They look like modified mortar rounds to me.

NiceHash diced up by hackers, thousands of Bitcoin pilfered

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Exit scam. "We're down for maintenance" is posted on the front door whilst the admins sneak out of the back with all the coins. This is *exactly* what happened with TradeRoute.

WW2 Enigma machine to be seized from shamed pharma bro Shkreli

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Let's face it, after "Enter the Wu-Tang (36 chambers)", which is pure genius and immortal, the Wu-Tang Clan's output has been progressively more shit. That's why they flogged OUATIS to a div with more money than taste. Fair play to them and more fool him.

BTW, did you know "The Clan" recently sued a dog-walking outfit called "Woof-Tang Clan" for breach of copyright? I shit you not.

Tesla launches electric truck it guarantees won't break for a million miles

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Re: Delivery

I agree and I'm quite pessimistic when it comes to Tesla's future. The financials are dire - the company is burning around $16 million dollars PER DAY! And the 2025 Tesla Bond price is falling off a cliff - which has repercussions in terms of debt repayment. Not to mention the imminent curtailing of the $7,500 tax credit for buyers. Even if the tax credit is not killed off by the politicians (which The House of Representatives wants to do), it automatically starts to phase out once manufacturers sell 200,000 vehicles.

Mm, sacrilicious: Greggs advent calendar features sausage roll in a manger

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Re: May or may not contain sausage.

"will produce fat rolls."

and fat trolls.

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"I see you lot still find religion-bashing amusing."

It's not just amusing, it's absolutely essential these days.

Bristol AI chip designer bags $50m from Valley VC

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Gert lush!

Parity's $280m Ethereum wallet freeze was no accident: It was a hack, claims angry upstart

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OK, let"s run with this. But then what was devops199's motive, I mean apart from just breaking the wallets?

Parity calamity! Wallet code bug destroys $280m in Ethereum

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Re: How many DevOps are we talking about here

You think English is confusing? Might I suggest you try learning Czech (or Russian, or Polish for that matter)?

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Re: How many DevOps are we talking about here

"You just have to concede this type of argument if you're up against someone named Dr Syntax."

I suspect the name refers to this Doctor Syntax, a comic character created by William Coombe and cartoonist Thomas Rowlandson in the early 19th Century.

And yes, I know I should get out more.

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Re: Oh dear

Ethereum is the name of the decentralised platform. The value tokens for this platform are known as Ether, so it's more accurate to say "Ether tanks". The article itself seems a bit confused on this point too.

Bitcoin drops SegWit2x hard fork after community objects

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Couldn't agree more. I just paid a GBP 9 transaction fee - it took a while before I realised this was not a mistake.

The energy cost of modifying the bitcoin blockchain is in itself a (not unrelated) concern.

The fact that there are alternative (already existing or potential) crypto currencies which may be less expensive to use, amongst other advantages, is the reason why I think BTC is not going to keep going up in value.

BT hikes prices for third time in 18 months

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If it was BT, 10 Euros would have been demanded not just from your family but from everyone in the vicinity, doughnut or no doughnut.

Micron gets edgy with 256GB surveillance SD card reveal in China

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Re: Countdown?

2,000,000 hours is 228.3105023 years

or about 1.5 giant tortoises.

Hey, you know why it's called the iPhone X? When you see Apple's repair bill, your response will be X-rated

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Re: And now for something completely different:

You're not reading it right.

WPA2 security in trouble as KRACK Belgian boffins tease key reinstallation bug

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Fucking nonces.

'Israel hacked Kaspersky and caught Russian spies using AV tool to harvest NSA exploits'

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And you seemed so nice on the Yellow Pages ad.

Apple: Our stores are your 'town square' and a $1,000 iPhone is your 'future'

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IT'S TIME...

Top tip for 2018: short AAPL.

Give a boffin a Xeon and a big GPU, get a new big prime number

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Ah - the famous German sense of humour!

Lottery-hacking sysadmin's unlucky number comes up: 25 years in the slammer

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Re: When Will People Learn? Halifax Banking...52% APR / 68.4% APY

And then run a series of ads using kids' TV characters to promote the "Halifax Savers Prize Draw Superdraw". Remember when personal finance was something to be taken seriously?

Then again, given the casino mentality of bankers these days (not to mention tax-payer funded bailouts when their bets fail) - it seems somehow appropriate that they should market themselves not with a sober review of their strengths but with a game of chance.

She's arrived! HMS Queen Lizzie enters Portsmouth Naval Base

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Just read this in "The Guardian":

"This week a spokesman for the Russian defence ministry, reacting to some boastful remark by Fallon, said that the HMS Queen Elizabeth amounted to “nothing more than a huge, easy naval target”."

They would say that of course but it does make you wonder.

The cheek of it! Beach bar owner shoots nude bather in the booty

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Could have been worse

Corsica has France's highest ratio of firearms per capita - guns are deeply woven into the fabric of the place and they love a good blood feud too so she's lucky to have been on the receiving end of an air gun and not something more terminal.

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