Posts by The last doughnut

I've met Brian nice chap

Yes, worked with a pair of T414's on my final year project at Uni, never could get the board to work though (my fault entirely). Also used them in experimental systems at the MoD in the following few years. Great for embedded systems.

These days I work in the Bristol area on CPU's. When they let me.

A better plan

Send up an Italian robotic engineer. At each rendevous-with-junk, the robot waves its arms around wildly for up to half an hour whilst emitting a continuous stream of rubbish. The space junk then voluntarily de-orbits itself out of sheer incomprehensive overload.

Paper clip says

You seem to be in the process of f---ing up badly. Do you want some help with that?

And from what I know of popular Scots culture, "celebrate/drown their sorrows" are the same thing anyhoo.

To the pub!

Amazing ...

Why do people think that hospitals are a no-go region for wireless or radio networks?

Two for the price of one

That's great for McAfee.

The opposite applied to my renewal - I paid for two years and got none.

Simple solution

A recumbent bike with suitable turbo-charged engine. Either that or a small air cooled nuclear reactor. In yellow please.

I for one

Look forward to my mid fifties, when I am allowed to have another half-measure between Flog-it and whatever replaces the Jeremy Kyle show.

I heard of an Avon and Somerset plod

Who uses the PNC to check out his daughters boyfriends. Apparently this is a criminal offence but that doesn't stop him.

I for one

Would like to see this giant ice cube inserted roughly into Rutland. Probably the best thing that would ever happen to the place.

I thank you.

I for one

Welcome this opportunity to use the new "No sh!t, Sherlock" icon.

Can I eat my dinner off it

And is it dishwasher proof?

How typical

Getting a bit prudish about nudity is very British.

Sadly it seems covering our own prudishness in a blanket of fake child-protection is also.

Would prefer it, El Reg

If you would clearly label the pic, "Artists Impression" or somesuch. This is clearly not a telescope image.

Has it got an inscription in Sanscrit?

Stop thief!

Does he also have to return all the money he stole from other investors? That is likely to include you, me and anyone else who has a pension fund.

Someone had to say it ...

These aren't the DVD's you're looking for.

Barbeque time?

I say, that does look rather tasty.

Ew

Hot tubs are filthy enough, but these geeks actually used one at the Hefner place? I pity the fools.