* Posts by ducatis'r us

85 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Apr 2011

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Harvester garners iFans with first UK Passbook e-voucher

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Joke

old old ad campaign

Q. hello have you been to a Harvester before?

A. Are you telling me people come here more than once?

Google snaps bird's eye view of Olympic Village

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anyone know how long.....

....it takes Google to upload new data? I ask because the Google car was all over my neighbourhood about 4 weeks ago. I have set a point of interest alert in Google but if anyone has any info....

Indian outsourcers Infosys outsource to WISCONSIN

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typo

Wipro not WinPro I assume?

Olympic Security cock-up was down to that DARN software

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FAIL

Not too big to fail then

This is the world's third largest private sector company with 657,000 employees, I'll repeat that 657,000 employees. It seems that none of them were available and they had to recruit 10,400 from scratch?????

'Amazon plans iPhone-killing Android mobe' – report

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Coat

Re: If I was a betting person...

That'll be the iMove, a personal matter transporter

Mine's the one with a hole in the pocket as I've just found out

Apple makes Cocoa with Porridge

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Happy

There may be more...

It's pretty obscure but if you dig a bit deeper, in System profiler in the syncservices log you will find this, or variants thereof:

2012-06-13 20:45:44:432|SyncServer|1994|110fd0|Server|Info| Goodnight, Gracie.

I think it is a message when the mac goes into sleep mode. 'Goodnight Gracie' was a catchprase used by George Burns to his wife Gracie Allen at the end of his radio show, and no I'm not that old, I had to look it up.

Chick-lit naughty girl MP Mensch starts own web-jabber service

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Devil

sheer unaulterated brilliance

I know there is a link to the original Reg story but let's hope Menshn.com lives up to this:

http://menschbozier.tumblr.com/

BTW I think Luke Bozier is Steve Bong's pen name

Ex-Soviet space gunboats to be FOUND ON MOON

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FAIL

Levitation?

From the Almaz website 'EA owns four RRV (Reusable Reentry Vehicle) capsules and two large Salyut-Class Spacecraft. The reusable reentry capsules can carry three passengers to Low Earth Orbit (LEO).' So no actual rockets then!!

Ten... Star Wars videogame classics

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update?

I'd go with Jedi Knight Dark forces II, and its bolt on Mysteries of the Sith. I was off work recovering from a big operation and I spent weeks playing these. I still get nightmares on the MOTS level where you had to swim underwater for what seemed, and usually was, an impossible length of time. Of course it got easier when i found the cheats. One of the best things about it was that you really had to think about how to solve things.

OTOH Battle for Naboo which no-one has mentioned was absolutely dreadful.

Dear Lucas Arts I would pay for an updated Dark Forces with modern graphics quality.

Investors circle Barnes & Noble as it plans Nook spin-off

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Re: Paper Books are so 20th Century

Backward and proud of it

Starck brewing 'fairly, if not very, revolutionary' Apple THING

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FAIL

form over function

the lemon squeezer looks very nice but is TOTALLY USELESS as an actual lemon squeezer. Not untypical of the Starckian cult's products, although I do like my Miss Sissy lamps.

Apple flooded with iPad 3 wireless connection complaints

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Re: not an issue for me

if it's relevant I have a 32Gb wi-fi thingy

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Pint

not an issue for me

I've done speedtest.com comparisons with my wife's iPad 2. sometimes the the iPad 2 is quicker, sometimes the iPad 3 is quicker. it does not seem to be a problem for me anyway. Likewise the overheating thing, it does get a bit warmer than the iPad 2 but never more than luke warm, strangely warmer when reading the `Guardian iPad app than watching films or playing games. Must be a liberal conspiracy thing.

.... cos i'm off to the pub now

TONIGHT, Let's ALL MAKE LOVE in SHOREDITCH

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Happy

satire and fact elide....

Luke Bozier exists?? Possibly?? Don't know why though.

BMW recalls 1.3m motors over fire risk

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FAIL

reliable BMWs (sic)

and don't get me started on the swirl flaps ...............................

Friends Reunited rebrands as memory bank for oldsters

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Coat

yawn

I preferred it in the old days when there wasn't all this nostalgia.

Left my coat at home actually cos it's so sunny

End in sight for IT jobs outsourcing massacre

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Re: maybe if they

seems a bit unfair on Hugh??

Apple New iPad Wi-Fi only

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Mushroom

it's hot stuff!!

Anyone contemplating the new iPad should visit their local Apple store (or pc world as I did). Compare them side by side. The screen is much better but worth an upgrade from an Ipad2? I doubt it. More seriously though, those extra pixels and bigger battery generate significantly more heat which you can feel if you hold both models, especially in a store environment where they have been running for hours. This has produced a lot of posts on Apple discussion pages with some people claiming it gets too hot to hold under some circumstances!

https://discussions.apple.com/thread/3810951?tstart=0

CSIRO: warming up to five degrees by 2070

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Re: In the pay of who???

Oh! Don't keep us in suspense. Who is paying off the scientists? Aliens? Black helicopters? Freemasons?

New iPad: Crack open your wallets, fanbois, here's what it'll cost

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Re: Holy major rip-off Batman

Deletion from photostream is only on that one device. If you have 'accidentally' taken a pic on your iPhone and you have photo stream on it will not delete that pic from any other household iDevice.

And while I'm still griping, 10.6 iTunes only allows re-download of purchased movies in the US of A.

Why I'd pay Apple more to give iPad factory workers a break

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Meh

it's not just money........

As the blessed Steve made clear to Obama (http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20120123/ARTICLE/301239999/2055/NEWS?Title=Apple-s-Jobs-to-Obama-jobs-aren-t-coming-back-to-U-S-), it's the massive number of skilled workers and the ability of companies like Foxconn to ramp up/down and rapidly make changes which simply cannot be matched in western Europe or the US economies. Of course there's nothing to stop Apple reducing their profit margin and insisting that the Chinese subcontractors pay their workers more.

Scalextric restarts space race with Star Wars craft

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FAIL

Crap

The big thing with scalextric is that you can modify and expand the layout, add cars and generally be a bit imaginative, as well as competitive. These sets are one trick ponies which will bore their owners after 10 minutes IMHO.

Microsoft prepping Office for iPad?

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FAIL

How old?

How is Office for MAC 2011 'years old'. Looks pretty much as horrid as Office 2010 for Windows to me!

IBM reveals secrets of Watson’s Jeopardy triumph

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Happy

my brain's bigger than yours then!

Well if your brain's only got 100Gb I'm surprised you are reading this!

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=what-is-the-memory-capacity

Another new Russian nuclear powerplant comes online

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FAIL

careful reading (and writing) pays

'though the UK economy is half again the size of Russia's' does not mean half the size, although it is a clumsy bit of writing.

Russian GDP 2011 USD 1,479,825million

UK GDP 2011 USD 2,250,209million

US GDP 2011 USD 14,526,550million

Figures from the International Monetary Fund's World Economic Outlook (WEO) Database, April 2011 Edition.

Virgin Media broadband in two-day wobble

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Unhappy

virgin media

here in cardiff the broadband service disappeared at around 11.00 on wednesday evening. Fix time on Virginmedia website is 3.15 am tomorrow morning

Not happy

iOS update woes prompt gnashing of teeth for Apple fans

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09.00

start upgrade to 7.2.2 on the Mac

start iOS5 update

Have breakfast

10.20

phone restore complete

10.30

complete minimal config for iCloud, as I'm sure what to do with it yet

no problems at all

Sir Smugworthy Bastard

007's car outdrives iPhone in battle of the brands

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sooo cooool

Hardly Ableson! 1940's technology at 21st century prices,mostly ridden by overweight middle aged men. The local owners' club meet at the Golf club. How cool and BadAss is that? As for the Expert Council.... words fail me.

Anonymous/LulzSec chick-lit MP kid threat pooh-poohed

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They got him! possibly

So, a 59 year old man from Gloucester is arrested:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14691767

Not the typical LulzSec/Anonymous profile!

The IBM PC is 30

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pioneering work

I was working as a programmer in a totally IBM Mainframe shop back then. IBM gave us a couple of early pcs, I forget what model exactly, to play with perhaps to see if we could find a use for them. Whilst messing around I discovered how to change the display font size and colour, but could not get it back to its original state. Convinced that I had broken the bloody thing and would be in trouble, the next day I Went into work slightly nervously. Then I had the 'turn it off and turn it back one revelation'. All was well, and I never looked back. It's true though that for corporate use in the 80s they only became useful when we started using them as terminals!

Apple Mac OS X 10.7 Lion Part Two

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trackpad in Lion

I totally agree on the usefulness of the trackpad. Especially if you set preference so that you just tap it to click. Personally I really never liked the magic mouse, it's an awkward shape, a bit scratchy to move around and the limited multi-touch gestures possible are quite difficult in operation. I actually use the trackpad in conjunction with a logitech trackball as the trackpad is not great for games. Interesting write-up of Lion. I'm waiting a few days before I instal it, maybe until 10.7.1. I also have a couple of power pc Apps i would like to sort out first (and a magic mouse I'm open to offers on).

Bloke ordered to remove offensive numberplate

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ancient history of F***wits

about 20 years ago there was a Rolls Royce silver Shadow in Cardiff with the number BOI 10X, which i think reads better. Checking on the DVLA site it does not appear to exist anymore however. BTW quite a neat facility for seeing if your old Nissan Primeval is still on the road:

http://www.taxdisc.direct.gov.uk/EvlPortalApp/application?origin=vehicleEnquiryInfo_en.jsp&event=bea.portal.framework.internal.portlet.event&pageid=Vehicle+Enquiry&portletid=VehicleEnquiry&portletns=VehicleEnquiry_en&wfevent=link.next

Apple dealers hit with Lion bar

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FAIL

accuracy

As far as i know software is downloaded from the the App Sore and installed directly without using iTunes.

Apple iMac 27in

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Magic or not?

for those inclined to splash out I would go for the magic (sic) trackpad over the magic (equally sic) mouse. I have both and the mouse rarely comes out. The only thing I would changes on the trackpad is to make it a bit bigger. On the trackpad I prefer to have it set to tap rather actual clicking

So, what's the best sci-fi film never made?

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Happy

chocolate ones?

'canticle for leibniz' would presumably be about biscuits?

A canticle for Leibowitz on the other hand...

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