* Posts by NomNomNom

2280 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Apr 2011

HYPERSONIC METEOR smashes into Russia, injuring hundreds

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Re: the cause of death is organ failure

organs can also fail if you hit the keys too hard

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Re: Not Related?

even if they came in different directions it doesn't rule out them being part of the same cluster.

Space time is curved remember so one of the space rocks in the cluster could have fallen out and swooped away and back round the Earth like a boomerang making it look like they came in different directions.

"Apart from the different direction, the asteroid arrives 18 hours after the meteorite strike."

that kind of confirms my swooping theory. If an asteroid swooped you'd expect it to get here first.

Which volcanoes impacted ancient climate? Sulphur tells the story

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"A staple complaint of the climate sceptic, that it’s impossible to determine the impact of historical volcanic eruptions on the climate"

huh??

Permafrost melt to boost atmospheric CO2 faster than thought

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Re: What about plant cover?

"And what happened during previous very warm periods in the past few hundred thousand years? How come we don't have a glaring record of runaway warming then?"

That's why we don't have to worry about this unless we breach records of the past few hundred thousand years.

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Re: What about plant cover?

"Hot spots in time also. Medieval Warm period, Roman Warm, Minoan. All warmer than last twenty years."

This is actually a common myth. There is no robust evidence that any of those warm periods were warmer than today. The best that can be said is that recent warming has brought temperatures today to be roughly equivalent to those periods. But this is very rough, we may be slightly warmer or cooler than those periods.

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Re: Research to boost grant eligibility faster than thought

Sadly MacroRodent plenty of climate skeptics deny the greenhouse effect exists. Much like creationists will deny the fossil record has any meaning. They don't do it because of the scientific evidence (but in spite of it), but because they REALLY don't want to accept scientific ideas that lead from accepting it.

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Re: What happened to the ice age?

shorter herby logic: "We didn't cause the ice age therefore we can't affect the climate."

seriously?

Montana TV warns of ZOMBIE ATTACK in epic prank hack

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Re: I've seen the same on UK motorway signs

I don't think that was a hack, the government put out a load of propaganda messages like that in the south of England. For example there's "Don't Drink and Drive", which they usually pull out around Christmas to confuse drunk drivers.

There's the simple and perplexing message "Think Bike" which is wheeled out on random occasions just to make people think about bikes. Only useful if you are going on a biking holiday and you have happened to left the bike at home.

"Don't speed, Police snipers ahead", a particularly dull message as you never get to see any snipers. Presumably they are hidden on a gantry or something.

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Re: O Rly?

Hacking zombies is one way to deal with them

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If you are stupid enough to call the cops* to confirm a zombie apocalypse you probably don't have sufficient brains for zombies to bother you in the first place.

*because if you call up, the cops will always tell you there are no zombies coming. It's a waste of time calling them.

Time to rid ourselves of the tech channel zombies

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Re: Thing is...

"And it's one thing to have a go at manudjment for being stupid and short-sighted, but another to predict what High Sts are going to look like ten years from now, and to make some money from it."

How are you going to make money from the zombie hoards shambling through the remnants of a once bustling high street? Cash for Brains? Zombies often carry wallets but they will rarely use them.

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Re: Difficult to disagree with any of that...

"The impulse purchase, or that Blu-Ray your kid wants and its the day before her birthday and you forgot to allow three days for Amazon...no longer an option."

Blue what? just buy the movie online and gift it to her account.

Oh wait I forgot we are still in 2013 where the gaming industry is in 2013 but the movie industry is still stuck in 2003.

Men's rights activists: Symantec branded us a 'hate group'

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Re: Paul ELAM ? Really?

good spot, and on the same day the Pope resigned too...and so soon after horse meat was discovered in beef products. All the signs are there if only we would look closer

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"Being non-white myself, I was an anti-racist campaigner in the 1970s and '80s. I am, therefore, well-placed to recognise how routine and fashionable it is for men to be belittled and denigrated en masse as non-whites once were. Prejudice is prejudice, no matter what bigotry cultural fashion promotes."

what a girl

Pope resigns months after launching social networking effort

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Re: Maybe he read Richard Dawkin's "The God Delusion"

"his way is the only way, and anyone with an opposite view is an idiot"

amen

Bioshock Infinite, Devil May Cry, SimCity

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Re: SimCity

"The only problem with SimCity is that you have to be online to play it."

And the ridiculously small maximum map size? is that not a problem?

Now UK must look out for crappy SPACE weather - engineers

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Re: What's the problem??

there won't be any beer once the power goes out

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Re: Best Form of Defence...

pray to Apep

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Re: Tin foil hats

the costings are prohibitive

Earth-like planets abound in red dwarf systems

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Re: why haven't they found us and made contact yet?

you are 95% correct

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Re: If there is life out there, they're keeping quiet

"Because we've only been making an observable impact on the planet for a piffling thousand years?"

They surely know about us. They could have detected life on Earth millions of years ago and monitored the planet ever since. They would have seen intelligence arising before we even recognized ourselves.

Thousands of years away is nothing. If we detected a planet with life 1000 light years away we'd be there within 10,000 years. We'd probably quarantine it to protect it from contamination, but we'd keep observing.

"Any and every animal expands and breeds"

Unless they develop the ability to reprogram themselves and remove the instinct to reproduce. That might also be why the universe is quiet. If you can fulfill all your desires with reprogramming, where is the drive to do anything?

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Re: If there is life out there, they're keeping quiet

"If the pattern of life has taken a similar course, this could lead to civilizations much more advanced than our own"

That's true even if it hasn't taken a similar course. It's also almost certain that the vast bulk of civilizations out there will be more advanced than our own.

We've had hundreds of millions of years of evolution "wasted" on Earth producing dumb shit like dinosaurs, which shows how much chance is involved in the timing of the emergence of intelligence. On Earth it took about a billion years. On some other planet it could take a quarter of that time. If primates had evolved 120 million years ago for example...

Even 1% less time would make a alien civilization unrecognizable advanced. Think of our technological progress in just last 100 years. Computing, nuclear power, genetics..now Imagine how unrecognizable our technology will be in 10,000 years. We probably won't even keep our natural human forms by then.

Take the range 1,000,000 BC to 2013AD. Pick a random date X from that range. Take that X to be the date on which some alien civilization out there develops radio technology. If X < 1800AD then the alien civilization got there first and so is likely more advanced than us. But X is likely to be far lower than that. Keep rolling. You aren't going to get many X near 1800AD let alone > 1800AD. Most X will fall millions of years in the past at least and so almost all alien civilizations out there will be unimaginably more advanced than us...assuming they are still around.

This is one of the major (unavoidable) flaws of sci-fis like star-trek where humans are given a powerful role in a universe of similar level civilizations, often in which we kind of "rule" space. In reality humans would be a baby irrelevant civilization unable to challenge the technology of other species ranging from much older than us to seriously ancient (take what we've done in 100 years and imagine some other species has had 100,000,000). Only the tiniest % of other civilizations would be a similar technology level to us.

The truth on the Navy carrier debacle? Industry got away with murder

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So these are like big boats that have airplanes on top? Surely it would have been a cheaper option to put small boats in big planes.

Or they could've make one giant duck shaped boat called the Sitting Duck and just let it drift into the enemy as a diversion.

Who are we going to be fighting anyway?

US military advisor calls for McKinnon pardon, recruitment of "master hackers"

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The US government need to find people who can walk through firewalls but are also capable of putting a logic bomb through the backdoor

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yea except that the Chinese are already well aware of the UFOs. John Mcafee knows too.

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McKinnon is a false flag operation designed to simultaneously convince the world the US military have poor security networks and secondly that the US military has no evidence of UFOs entering the atmosphere on a daily basis.

"build trust between hackers and the government"

A master hacker would trust no-one

Boffins find 17,425,170-digit prime number

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Re: Why are we paying for this research?

that's funny, 39 certainly used to be prime. I wonder when it changed. Something we'd probably know if these so-called "researchers" were actually watching the low primes instead of chasing tail up at the high end.

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Re: Why are we paying for this research?

Lets be clear. Hunting down the biggest primes is not going to help our understanding of prime numbers. The motive for that is just thrill seeking. Everyone enjoys a prime hunt, but we have already captured sufficient primes if we want to researching their behavior, we don't need to find ever bigger ones. Some of the existing primes haven't even been studied in any detail. If these researchers would just place 7, 23 and 39 in laboratory conditions and observe them they might learn a lot about the behaviour of prime numbers. Perhaps introduce some even numbers and see what happens.

Kirk to beam up chat with ISS astronaut on Thursday

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"Kirk is not this hack's personal choice. Picard comes out just ahead of Sisko, with Shatner a distant fourth, behind Janeway but ahead of Archer."

THE FUCK??

Under cap-and-trade, flying is greener than taking the bus

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"Growing tropical produce like bananas in greenhouses in the UK would consume massive resources."

It depends on the power source. If your greenhouse was powered by a nuclear plant you could use all the resources you wanted and have a virtually zero carbon footprint. So if there was a high tax on carbon, you could then grow bananas very much cheaper than it would be to fly them in.

Ultimately a higher price on carbon would encourage an economic shift. It would price coal and gas power stations out of the market in favor of nuclear. Services downstream can then exploit the cheaper power sources to out-compete products that use a lot of carbon. Even electric vehicles would become more competitive.

Inevitably this shift will happen anyway as fossil fuels peak and the cost of carbon naturally rises. But instigating a tax may be better as the speed and severity of the price rise can be controlled and adjusted that way. A predictable gradually increasing carbon tax might be preferable to a future of sudden price spikes caused by carbon supply and demand problems. It also offers a final moment of closure when ready where the carbon tax can be shifted very high to virtually cut global carbon emissions to zero. That's the only way to stop the atmospheric CO2 rise. Left as-is coal and oil will always be competitive at some price and so will continue to be burned even after it peaks.

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Re: @NonNomNom

"Funnily enough, prices downstream already do reflect how much you use of anything without any intervention by politicians. The problem is that the treehuggers think that selective price aren't high enough and they want everybody to pay more, on the pretext that this will reduce consumption. "

Not reduce consumption, but reduce carbon emissions. If the carbon footprint of products played a larger role in it's price then things would shift towards low carbon products. People who could find a way to deliver goods, eg bananas, to the UK using far less carbon would undercut the competition.

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this is why they should have just taxed carbon at source rather than coming up with some convoluted carbon cap and trade market. Tax the coal. Tax the oil. Prices downstream would then reflect how much oil and coal they used. For example it would become cheaper for supermarkets to sell bananas grown in greenhouses in the UK rather than shipping them all the way from Chile.

City heat leak can disrupt high-altitude winds

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It undermines nothing.

The article even says: "The new results suggest that longer-scale modelling of the impact of urban heat release produces a quantifiable, if localised, impact. The global impact, however, remains trivial at 0.01°C."

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First you say UHI has been ignored by scientists.

Then you cite half a dozen references where scientists say UHI is real. You even cite the IPCC report talking about it for christ sake.

What part of "have not biased the large-scale trends" do you not understand? That doesn't mean they say it doesn't exist, it means they are saying it doesn't bias the large-scale trends.

"You cannot suddenly find the signature of a city's heat thousands of miles away yet pretend it doesn't exist in and around that city."

Who is pretending it doesn't exist in and around that city? It's like you can't even read. Let me quote one of your own quotes:

"Urban heat island effects are real but local, and have not biased the large-scale trends"

Get it? They aren't "pretending" it doesn't exist in and around that city. They are clearly saying it DOES.

Your entire argument is a ridiculous strawman and is typical of the false accusations that are regularly leveled at scientists by no-nothing climate skeptics.

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Re: Insulation will help.

dunno I would have thought it was too absurd to count as trolling

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Re: UHI is a double-edged sword

UHI exists. It affects the temperature of cities. AGW supporters have not fought against that at all. Scientists take into account UHI when compiling global temperature records. The records they produce are designed to be free of UHI bias.

Arguing as if this study has just discovered UHI is ridiculous.

Also note the satellite records and ocean bouys detect global warming too. There are no Urban Heat Islands in the ocean.

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Re: Insulation will help.

Insulation is a Dangerous Green Myth

Too much insulation can result in orgone energies building up within the walls of a house, which are a suspected cause of cancer and in rare situations can reach critical levels that trigger a resonance cascade.

'Gaia' Lovelock: Wind turbines 'may become like Easter Island statues'

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Just as long as filthy black cancercoal is abandoned. Say no to fossil coal!

BBC: What YOU spent on our lawyers in Secret Climate 28 debacle

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Re: Murdoch

The problem with Doctor Who is that it's childrens entertainment and I am an adult. The acting and scripts of Dr Who are blatantly childish. It's like out of some kids book. The character are shallow and the scripts are full of convenient escapes. They try far too hard to make the characters "cool" (for the "youth") through silly dialog which sabotages the realism. They pretend they deal with adult themes and are "dark" and whatever but that just makes me laugh. The episodes I have seen would fit in well at 4:30ppm on CBBC, but because it's on in the evening on a weekend people think it's an adult sci-fi.

The problem then is that as far as the BBC are concerned the sci-fi niche is filled by Dr Who, when really it isn't. Proper adult sci-fi (and horror) is given no time by the BBC even though they will churn out loads of adult crime dramas. Are the only stories worth telling on TV based on murders in different settings?

As flawed as Prometheus was at least it represented some decent sci-fi to watch in 2012. The kind you couldn't find on the BBC in the entire year.

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Re: Typical BBC Fan

Someone should send in an FOIA request to those BBC fascists to force them to reveal precisely how many swastikas they have erected around BBC Headquarters, how many hours of Nazi marching their staff are forced to endure on a daily basis and more importantly how much their obsession with Nazis is costing the tax payer.

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Re: Ed's comments and State Secrets

Exactly and this also explains why for years the BBC gave political asylum to Julian Saville

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Re: In criticising the BBC and their alleged agenda

The Daily Mail ARE the child killers!

You thought watching cat videos was harmless fun? Think AGAIN

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Re: And yet ...

only in the quartermaster's store

Help us out here: What's the POINT of Microsoft Office 2013?

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Like most Microsoft offerings this sounds very exciting!

Climate shocker: Carry on as we are until 2050, planet will be fine

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Re: @Burb I was in bed last night fantasizing away....

"Ocean acidification refers to the process of lowering the oceans’ pH (that is, increasing the concentration of hydrogen ions) by dissolving additional carbon dioxide in seawater from the atmosphere, or by other chemical additions either caused by natural processes or human activity. The word “acidification” refers to lowering pH from any starting point to any end point on the pH scale. This term is used in many other scientific areas (including medicine and food science) to refer to the addition of an acid to a solution, regardless of the solution's pH value. For example, even though seawater's pH is greater than 7.0 (and therefore considered “basic” in terms of the pH scale), increasing atmospheric CO2 levels are still raising the ocean's acidity and lowering its pH. In comparison, this language is similar to the words we use when we talk about temperature. If the air temperature moves from -20°C to -0°C (-4°F to 32°F), it is still cold, but we call it “warming.” — J. Orr, C.L. Sabine, R. Key"

http://www.whoi.edu/OCB-OA/page.do?pid=112096

Zuck on it, Google: 'Public' Facebook events are dead to you

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i use facebook to store my wives

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Re: this is so not fair

sick of these smug anonymous twats