* Posts by lglethal

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Every step you take: We track you for your own safety, you know?

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Re: Corporate Security

Umm, if you were trying to track them down, why didnt you just call their phones? An app means they need a network connection and thats the first thing to drop out, before the ability to make calls, in an "overactive" (for want of a better term) area.

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A £1.3m prize for a plunging share price at BT? Not so fast...

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I'm wondering....

I'm beginning to wonder what you would have to do now as a CEO of a big corporation to not get your bonus?

Here's a few ideas:

- Wipe out a species of African Rhino?

- Drive your Ferrari into a busload of school children whilst getting a handjob from a prostitute?

- Murder a popular member of the Royal Family (Charles doesnt count)?

- Be pictured hugging Donald Trump?

Ahhh, who am I kidding, none of those would have even the slightest effect on CEO Bonuses... Well maybe the Trump one...

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Marriage of AI, Google chips will save diabetics from a lot of pricks

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sigh...

I read the headline and thought Google was offering a service where Diabetics would not get subjected to any more advertising.

Oh well I guess this is good too...

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The butterfly defect: MacBook keys wrecked by single grain of sand

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Re: But...

Sorry Steve but you're just plain wrong.

Manufacturers build to a spec, and assemble to assembly instructions. If your drawing/3D model has an error in it, the manufacturers are not going to know that. They will manufacture exactly what is on the drawing. Now if this was down to a manufacturer cocking up (which does happen) then you'd be right, but then a failure like that SHOULD be picked up by QA and would then be repaired or replaced. But this is quite clearly a design error - the design just cannot tolerate general dirt, dust and grit getting into the keyboard, nothing manufacturing does could generate that level of poor design.

Apple design their parts and send the designs to various manufacturers for production who then send their parts to Foxconn for assembly. Neither the manufacturers or Foxconn are responsible for this cock-up - this turd of a failure falls squarely in Apples lap...

(from a designer - but thankfully not an Apple one!)

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IBM memo to staff: Our CEO Ginni is visiting so please 'act normally!'

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Depends on the CEO of course. But do you really need to ask when it comes to Ginni "We need to cut costs but i fly in a helicopter" Rommety?

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a giant alien space cigar? Whatever it is, boffins are baffled

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Re: Comets

Your both right. Heat is transferred away from the sun in the forms of direct energy and high energy particles.

The impact from the particles causes localised heating (think of it as little explosions or perhaps better, think of it as a missile hitting a target - the missile might be small and the target big, but it does transfer a lot of energy!). This heating is dependent on the local strength of the solar wind.

The direct energy from the Sun is gentler but constant. Light radiation interacting with the particles causes heating exactly like what ahppens every day on Earth.

Which of these two is dominant depends on how far from the sun you are (as direct energy tapers off via the inverse square law), and how strong the local solar wind is.

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UK Foreign Office offers Assange a doctor if he leaves Ecuador embassy

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Re: I see the problem!

Lead on MacAssange, I will follow thee... (out of the Broom closet)...

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Re: Remember the Great Vowel Shift

I experienced the Great Bowel Shift this morning. Damn curry last night...

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Google kills AdWords!

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Someone let their toddler near the crayons again...

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On Kaspersky’s 'transparency tour' the truth was clear as mud

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Re: "Please do not let me detain you"

"Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote."

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Re: Can we see the original evidence first?

"That would be commercial suicide."

And refusing to co-operate with the government is likely to see you either in prison (various embezzelment, corruption or conspiracy charges) or worse.

I'm not just talking Russia here, any regime where the government has complete control of the courts and the media - China, Vietnam, etc. - all make it incredibly dangerous to say No when the government comes knocking. I'm sure in places like the UK, US, etc it is also difficult to say No to the men in black suits. But there's a difference between something being difficult and something being dangerous...

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'No questions asked' Windows code cert slingers 'fuel trade' in digitally signed malware

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No naming and shaming? Thats a pity. If these buggers are happying abusing the system, all of their codes should be blacklisted and revoked, and they should no longer be able to obtain more.

This might hurt some legitimate programs, but in the long run it will protect a lot more...

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Uber's London licence appeal off to flying start: No, you cannot do driver eye tests via video link

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WTF

"Uber seeks restoration of its licence for 18 months so its corporate changes can become "fully embedded and [be] put to the test". "

Honestly gov, yes, yes I did rob all those banks, but that was back then! I'm operating under new rules now. I've got a new code of conduct. So you should definitely let me be the head of the Royal Mint, so I can prove to you just how much I've turned over a new leaf...

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Software engineer fired, shut out of office for three weeks by machine

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hole companies? That must be a boring job...

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Canadian utility makes blockchain upstarts bid for their ravenous rigs' electricity supply

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Re: Won't somebody think of the planet...?

"One thing which irks me is the limit on vacuum cleaner power."

Yeah that all came about due to amisunderstanding. A politician was on a train and overhead some people complaining saying "The suckers waste so much energy! They go on and on all day. They've got way too much power. If we could reduce their power, it would be better for the whole country. But of course the suckers will never get regulated. They just suck!"

He walked into the office the very next day and got high power vacuum cleaners banned and considered it a job well done.

True story... *

*Disclaimer: This is most likely not a true story...

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Re: Opportunity

Aluminium smelters will still be there and working (barring some unforeseen major global problem in the Aluminium market) in 10 years time and well beyond.

Cryptocurrency miners? Well Bitcoin is all but past the point of being profitable to mine, whilst also now being blocked from being traded or used as a currency in a lot of major market places. So in 10 years, it will probably only be a hardcore still using/trading it. And they wont be mining it anymore. Other cryptocurrencies? Well since people finally are beginning to wake up to the scams, I expect that the bubble wont be too long in bursting. 10 years time? I have my doubts if it will still be such a power draw.

Now if you're the power company supplying electricity in this area, and you have a choice of supplying an industry that maybe uses a little less electricity, but is guaranteed to be there long term, or an industry that might use a lot of energy now but is definitely only a short term prospect. You would definitely always go for the long term option. And this IS an either/or situation - investing in more energy generation capacity is very expensive and takes years to come online. You're not going to make that investment based on the crypto mining bubble. Well not unless your either crazy, or have drunk the crypto currency kool aid...

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Have YOU had your breakfast pint? Boffins confirm cheeky daily tipple is good for you

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Re: What measure of 'drink' did these Americans use?

"So I can safely have 3 bottles of vodka every day and still not increase the risk on my health?"

Yes, but only if your russian...

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US Supreme Court blocks internet's escape from state sales taxes

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Re: Death and Taxes

Just curious usbac - In your experience, who carries the can if the web-API service has a false listing somewhere (i.e. a tax has changed and they havent updated their API to the new tax rate). Does the API service cover the cost? Or does the firm making the sale have to make up the difference?

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Atari accuses El Reg of professional trolling and making stuff up. Welp, here's the interview tape for you to decide...

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Re: Eviscerated!

It sounds more like an Atari own goal to me. Results still the same, but they only have themselves to blame...

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NASA eggheads draw up blueprints for spotting, surviving asteroid hits

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2 points here

"It called for NASA’s Administrator to “pursue capabilities, in cooperation with other departments, agencies, and commercial partners, to detect, track, catalog, and characterize near-Earth objects to reduce the risk of harm to humans from an unexpected impact on our planet.”

1) What is the additional budget for NASA to perform all of these new tasks? If no budget is forthcoming now, then dont expect NASA to be able to do anything when the big one is incoming later....

2) in cooperation with commerical partners. Right.... Because there are profits to be made spotting asteroids? Funnily enough, I havent heard of any firms doing this previously. How are you going to make it so profitable that firms start building facilities?

A good sentiment, and something that needs to be thought about and prepared for, but I'm reading a lot of hot air and wishful thinking here. I'll believe its being taken care of properly when I see significant funds being given to NASA for this task alone (and not merely being stolen from other NASA missions).

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AT&T sends in startup shill to shake up Cali's net neutrality safeguards

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Re: Listening to AT&T and Uber?

Hey whats wrong with the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

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A small test

Here is a small test to answer the question - does this group really represent XXXXXXX start-up firms (XXXXXXX -> insert industrial sector as appropriate (tech, agriculture, energy,etc)).

1) Is the budget for talking to people about the start up groups interests more than the cost of a night at the pub?

If the answer is Yes, then the group does not represent start up firms. If No, the group MAY represent start up firms.

Start up firms by the very definition do not have cash to splash around on lobbying. Nor do they have time to work on policy documentation. They're too busy trying to get their products off the ground. Lobbying is the domain of the established players who have budgets to waste.

The best you can hope for from a real start-up is a night at the pub in the name of "networking".

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(Cryptographically) sign me up! Android to take bad app checks offline

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Re: I don't understand why we need App Stores

OK OK, I'll go back to the decades of DOS and Windows 95 (and earlier). The App stores were called

Tandy Electronics, JB Hifi, Dick Smiths Electronics, Game World, Computer Land, etc.

They might not have been online, but you bought your "apps" in them.

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Re: I don't understand why we need App Stores

*cough*Steam, GOG, Windows Store, Itunes, etc, etc, etc*cough*

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User spent 20 minutes trying to move mouse cursor, without success

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Re: Training the trainer

In the first year of my bachelor degree (Aerospace engineering in the early 2000's), we had a mandatory computing course.

In the very first lecture, the professor started explaining what was a mouse, a keyboard, etc., etc. After about 10 minutes of this, he began to show us how to open a Word document. At this point, he proudly announced that by clicking on the X in the corner you could close the document (all spoken in a tone of voice that left no doubt to anyone that this was amazing magical bleeding edge computing technology). He clicked the X, a pop up appeared "Would you like to save the changes you made to this document befoe closing". 3 options were available - Yes, No and Cancel.

The professor clicked Cancel. The document did not Close. He clicked the X again. Up came the Pop-up. He clicked Cancel. The document did not Close. He clicked the X again. Up came the Pop-up. He clicked Cancel. And so on for a full 5 minutes. At which point I got up and left.

I didnt bother going back to that class. I just turned up for the exams and still got a high distinction. To this day, I have no idea how long the professor kept clicking close before someone eventually took pity on him, or perhaps he did it until the end of the lesson. I have no idea.

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Re: Sun optical mice, circa 1985

"Isn't there a handwriting capture/mouse pen that uses paper printed with a very fine grid for a similar reason?"

Yep. It's called Livescribe. Or at least the one I've got is. From the little usage I've put it to, it works perfectly. Unfortunately it didnt exist when I was at uni (where I might have actually put it to good use), and I dont really have a day to day use for it anymore. But it works great.

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ICANN pays to push Whois case to European Court of Justice

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Here's hoping the case is thrown out with extreme prejudice (or whatever the equivalent local legal term is). Having the court basically go "No, your case is ridiculous and there are no further grounds for appeal. Go away and stop bothering us." would be highly deserved (not to mention hilarious).

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Bank of England to set new standards for when IT goes bad

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All a question of motivation...

It's a question of motivation. Scammers know they need to move quick (well they should have needed to move quick but based on TSB's response they probabaly could have taken their time) to make a profit and so are incentivised to pump out the scams fast.

TSB know very few customers are going to go through the hassle of changing banks just because of this debacle. And when you know that, then you know there's no need to pay for that expensive overtime to repair the system or invest in things like disaster recovery, roll out testing, rolling back systems, etc. TSB's motivation is to spend as little as possible on things to do with the customers and save as much as possible to go to their bonuses.

One motivation inspires quick action and the other does not...

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HP PC boss quits tech for fur baby future

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"...we will have unwavering commitment to innovation and flawless execution"

Flawless Execution... Perhaps not the best choice of words for someone now working for a petshop...

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The only way is ethics: UK.gov emphasises moral compass amid deluge of data plans

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Ethics? That's that place north east off sussex, right? The one with the reputation for loose women?

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US senators get digging to find out the truth about FCC DDoS attack

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Wow an American senator with a grasp of the issues and the balls to actually start asking the hard questions?

This will not stand! Dig out the dirt this instant! Hes endangering our profits/power grab/political machinations/illegal activities (delete as appropriate)!

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Dinosaurs permitted to mate: But what does AT&T Time merger mean for antitrust – and you?

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Re: "The US approach maximises consumer welfare"

Theory and reality are often two very different things (i.e. in theory the US approach maximises consumer welfare; in reality the US approach maximises corporate welfare)...

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Cardiff chap chucks challenge at chops*-checking cops

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Re: Good Luck

"The answer to all of your 3 key points is more Police on the ground. Not more back door surveillance of a very high percentage of innocent people."

But that costs money! Money that cant be given to companies owned by friends of ours who provide nice little bonuses to us at christmas time...

We cant have that!

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First A380 flown in anger to be broken up for parts

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Re: "From my experience (Emirates), I'd rather fly A380 than B777"

"My last flight to Washington with an Air France Airbus was quite uncomfortable."

There was your mistake - flying Air France. it doesnt matter which aircraft it is, they are all routinely awful...

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Youth crime falls as kids stay inside to play Grand Theft Auto instead of going out to steal cars

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I'm picking up a lot of negativity from other oldies on here. Kids these days always inside not outside socialising, not learning how to be human, yadda, yadda, yadda.

I dont really get that attitude. The kids are socialising, they're just doing it online. big deal. I'm late 30's and I probably catch up with my mates online more often than I do in person (we've all got families now with kids and finding time to all get together down the pub isnt easy to do). So why shouldnt the kids as well. The kids get to socialise for 7 hours a day at school, so its not like they're not getting face to face socialising time, and all of mates and I are spending a lot more time at home then our parents did, so our kids get a lot more family socialising time then our generation did.

So long as the kids are fit, happy and healthy and you keep a good idea on what they are doing online, why shouldnt they be inside more often?

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Tech rookie put decimal point in wrong place, cost insurer zillions

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Re: Farthings

"life assurance collected weekly by agent knocking on doors"

Isnt this called collecting with menaces? Who did you work for the Mob? :P

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Hmmm, we can already seize your stuff, so why can't we shoot down your drone, officials mull

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Re: I would have done a full rant, but why waste the effort.

@MonkeyCee

In normal, rational countries you would be absolutely correct. But this is America (Fuck yeah!), where people apparently require, at least according to the NSA and other second amendment freaks, the ability to easily possess hand grenades for, umm, self protection or something. Cant have weapons restricted, that would be against the constitution, so its time to restrict the drone access.

Sort of raises the question, if you stick a weapon on a drone, and the drone becomes a weapon, is it then protected under the second amendment?

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I call bollocks

I call bullshit on the drones bringing drugs over the border angle. Considering the VAST quantities of drugs involved in a standard shipment into the US, the quantities of drugs available to be carried on a drone would NOT make that economical...

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Japan's asteroid-hunting robot Hayabusa2 has its prey within its sights

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Just for Info

There is also another instrument on board called Mascot (developed by a mate of mine at DLR Bremen) which will be delivered to the surface by Hayabusa 2. It carries an infrared spectrometer, a magnetometer, a radiometer and a camera and will bounce its way around Ryugu taking measurements.

Good work the whole Hayabusa team! Fingers crossed for a safe landing...

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Finally, San Francisco cleans up the crap from its streets – yes, all those fscking scooters

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Chuck them in landfill and then charge the firms for illegal dumping, the scooter has the company's logo and contact details on them after all.

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Four hydrogen + eight caesium clocks = one almost-proven Einstein theory

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Re: Time flows backwards...

I know, but it was too good an opportunity to pass up... ;)

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Re: "...0.00000022 plus or minus 0.00000025...."

I'm guessing those error bars should actually have read +0.00000025/-0.00000022. Either that or we are getting into some weird negative time relativity stuff. It's probabaly got something to do with String theory. Whenever things get really weird thats always a pretty safe answer...

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Re: Time flows backwards...

"Hey I told you not to eat those discount curry lamb kabobs from that doggy petrol station."

I didnt know Dogs needed Petrol! So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years, giving Fido dog food instead of petrol. Makes sense, I mean my car has never once shat on the lawn, so if I give the dog petrol I wont have to waste saturday mornings cleaning up the back yard. Thanks Preacher!

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UK's first transatlantic F-35 delivery flight delayed by weather

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Re: Carriers??

Also just a comment on availabilities - "Peace Time availability" and "War Time availability" are two very different things. Also dont confuse "War Time availability" with "Dropping bombs on a far off country in support of (not your country's) ground troops availability".

In a proper war where your forces are defending your own land or its ground troops, the aircraft will fly with any number of things that would prevent it flying in peace time. In peace time, the loss of an aircraft for any reason will see generals brought before government inquiries, hard questions, cuts in funding, etc, etc. The loss of an aircraft whilst dropping bombs on a far away land to anything except enemy SAM fire would also be unacceptable in the main.

But in an actual war, those aircraft go up. It doesnt matter if its due mainetance on some bit of equipment, that maintenance will be deferred until after the next attack. No questions asked.

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Five actually useful real-world things that came out at Apple's WWDC

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Which makes you wonder, if they arent selling their user data silos to advertising agencies, who are they selling it to?

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Clock blocker: Woman sues bosses over fingerprint clock-in tech

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Re: Salt free

Guys, you're all thinking about this in entirely the wrong way.

The scanner scans the fingerprint and uses some sort of algorithm to create a unique value. It should then be checking that against a local database to say, yep this is Person X. Boom the scanner has done its job.

If it needs to send details that person X has clocked in or out somewhere else, why is it sending anything related to the fingerprint. It can safely send an employee ID number with the details clock in/out time and it has done its job. Encrypt that Employee ID number for sure, but an ID number is not a password so hashing/salting is not particularly required.

The only reason, other than laziness, which I can think of for sending the data elsewhere is that the scanner cant actually do the processing locally (massive failure - means it is sending the fingerprint data externally) or the scanner cant do a simple database look up (equally stupid failure) to assign the ID to the fingerprint value. Neither of which is acceptable.

There is nothing particularly wrong with using a fingerprint for timekeeping in my view, easier than carrying a badge (although not necessarily more secure), but under no circumstance should anything related to that fingerprint or the algorithm value it generates be leaving the scanner. If it does, then that is extremely poor and well worth the company getting a kicking for putting its staff's biometrics at risk...

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You have suffered without red-headed emoji for too long. That changes Tuesday

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Wait a second

A mayan numeral zero is an aussie rules football? Well i suppose you definitely cant get any work done when the footies on, so i guess it makes sense.

(Insert rugby ball in place of aussie rules football if thats more your cup of tea, you'd be wrong of course, but you can still do it... )

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Amazon can't or won't collect sales tax in Australia

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Overseas GST = level playing field for local businesses (ar at least a more level playing field).

I dont really understand your objection. GST revenue goes directly to the states. That pays for your roads, hospitals, police, etc (which are state funded and not federally funded). Ok you might be able to save 10% on your purchases now by purchasing overseas, but when all of your local retailers have gone out of business because they had to pay the GST and were as such more expensive, you'll find funding for hospitals, etc drops doubly fast because people out of work dont pay taxes, corporation that have gone out of business dont pay tax and those international firms who you're buying from definitely dont pay tax in Aus. Lack of funding = lack of services.

Gain now for pain later, is rarely a great plan.

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Cold call bosses could be forced to cough up under new rules

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Government..... Piss-up.... Brewery....

Fill in the blanks to obtain your answer.

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Police block roads to stop tech support chap 'robbing a bank'

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Re: Must have been a quite impressive experience

"Don't most people have knees?"

Would that make it a knee jerk reaction?

I'm sorry I'll get my coat...

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