* Posts by KieranB

4 posts • joined 22 Mar 2011

Steve Jobs' last words: 'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.'

KieranB
Flame

Maybe his last words should have been

iDead

(too much?)

Paintball round pops Bulgarian airbag

KieranB
Pirate

It can happen

I left one poor guy squealing like a stuck pig with paint seeping 'tween his arse cheeks on one game.

Let's leave that sentence there for a while, to give everyone chance to chortle.... (I'd actually sniped the sniper - he was lying down covering home base and was unaware I had snuck around the back - I actually aimed for his back but I'm a lousy shot)

KieranB
Facepalm

I wonder which breast burst?

'cos if it was the left one, I expect she felt a right tit.

(Oh, someone had to say it)

Hamburg vice girls to be serviced by cable car

KieranB

An excellent idea

Now the Horticulturalists can plant their seed

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