* Posts by Old Handle

1602 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2011

Vibrator guru on pleasure tech: 'Of all the places you'd want a quality UI....'

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Re: A bit ironic, really.

I don't know about either of those particular devices, but often gadgets with a one-button interface can be turned off directly by holding it down longer than normal. Worth a try if you haven't done so already.

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Re: Lies, damned lies, and... What?!

I would guess they're counting both partners as owners. I guess that makes a certain amount of sense, and fits with the "couples' vibrator" slogan. Alternatively, they could be committing a grave sin of statistics by simply dividing the number of vibrators sold be the number of Americans.

White House rejects Death Star petition: '$850qn too pricey'

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Pint

Re: This

But remember, it's an individual right, so a privately owned Death Star is still an option. In fact, based on recent developments in space technology I'd say it's far more likely anyway.

Movie oldsters FAIL at internet: Online Oscar voting 'too complex'

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Stop

over-engineered

That sure sounds over-engineered to me. Especially involving cell phones in what's supposed to be a web transaction. If they really feel they need for a second form of ID they should give everybody one of those dumb little token things.

Hm, nice idea that. But somebody's already doing it less well

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Wait, what?

Netflix has spent over a million dollars on lobbying in Washington, DC, some of which went to pushing through legislation that will allow its users to share their video watching habits on Facebook.

Is that really "allow users to share", or "allow us to share until users explicitly tell us to stop"? This whole argument just got dramatically less persuasive when it started painting giants like Netflix and Facebook as industries being stifled by regulation. Say, you don't suppose journalists can be "captured" too?

The amazing magical LED: Has it really been fifty years already?

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Christmas Lights vs. Room Lighting

LED Christmas Lights are EVIL spawn of Cthulhu and must DIE. They look like twisted eldritch simulacra of real Christmas lights. The colors are completely unnatural, they flicker in the corner of your eye and they are not the least be cheery.

On the other hand, I've got an LED light "bulb" in my bedroom now which is surprisingly good. It's probably not super efficient, because it works by shining several blue or possibly UV LEDs on a fluorescent plastic globe, but to my eyes it is indistinguishable from incandescent.

Major new science: Women more nude, more often online

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Re: Second Life? Men and their appendages

You haven't actually played SL, have you?

Divorce lawyer spots increase in Christmas 'text message bustings'

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Coat

So sad...

"It is really very sad," Ayesha Vardag, dubbed Britain's top divorce lawyer by the Law Society, told The Telegraph.

Yes, I bet he cried all the way to the bank.

Google to scan Chrome extensions, bans auto-install

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Not sure what you're referring to specifically.

Did Chrome claim to be immune to nasty plug-ins or something?

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Go

I'm not sure about scanning the plug-in store, could be good I guess, but didn't Firefox nix silent installs some time ago? I'm almost surprised Chrome didn't get to this earlier, it seems like common sense considering browser parasites are such a frequent problem less technical users.

Oh well, better late than never.

Rampaging gnu crashes Microsoft Store, hands out literature

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Re: Good effort but misdirected

Until Windows 8 I'd have said you were right. But now Microsoft is trying to bring an iPhone-style appstore monopoly to the desktop, complete with content restrictions and all that crap.

Yes non-ARM versions will still support traditional applications, but it's really obvious Microsoft would love to drop support for them, they just know that can't get away with it yet.

MIT boffins demonstrate NEW form of magnetism

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Holmes

Wait...

Isn't this pretty much the same story I read five years ago? Granted I don't understand the technical details enough to know whether they're talking about exactly the same thing, or if herbertsmithite actually has multiple exotic properties.

Police use 24/7 power grid recordings to spot doctored audio

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I can easily believe this is sometimes able to prove a recording is fake if it was alleged to have been made at a very specific time (say it's a phone conversation and they have call logs), but I'm really doubtful the accuracy is good enough when the time window as more than a day or so. And of course proving a recording is real is much harder, since it could be tampered with.

But on the other hand I'm not really basing that on anything scientific.

UK.gov backs away from ISP level filtering plan to protect kids

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Nobody NEEDS a smart phone

What we now call smart phones have only been on the market something like 5 years, and people got by just fine before. They're a luxury, not a necessity. But that doesn't mean children shouldn't have them. It just means asking "why do X need smart phones" is a silly question. Unless you are of the opinion that people, per perhaps children in particular, should never have any fun and useful but potentially dangerous tool unless they absolutely need it... Sadly many would agree with that.

Microsoft: IE mouse tracking vuln no big deal. Sort of...

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Gotta side with MS on this one

While there's no need for a minimized window to know the mouse position, I don't consider mouse position nearly as sensitive as keyboard input. It should still be fixed though. But where to set the limit is an interesting question. Off the top of my head, I'd say that a page in a minimized window or an inactive tab has no legitimate reason to track the mouse. But I'm not completely sure about the active tab of a background window. I'm imagining some web app that involves dragging elements chosen from a pop-up window into the main one or something like that. Seems like that could have valid uses, although there may be a better way to accomplish it.

Tor node admin raided by cops appeals for help with legal bills

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Re: Change of plan

I think a relay is still pretty safe, assuming that unlike David Hicks, it's the legal risk and not damnation that you're worried about. There have been one or two cases like this one where exit node operators wound up (temporarily) in legal trouble, but I've never heard of a relay operator getting in trouble and it's difficult to imagine a situation where they would, unless Tor itself were illegal where you live.

If you run an exit node, it looks, at least initially, like any traffic "exiting" there is coming from you. With a relay node there should be no such confusion.

Start the clock! Public sector web MUST be disabled-friendly by 2015

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Re: Keyboard only..

Another reason might be that many alternative input methods like speech recognition or even those single-button interfaces for nearly paralyzed people can simulate keyboard input easily enough, but controlling a mouse pointer is much harder.

EU, US launch biggest ever global fight against online child sex abuse

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Re: The sky is falling! the sky is falling!

I think some of you missed Sky-Is-Falling's main point: For the internet, one million is not a big number. For instance Google Image Search returns 1.7 BEELION results for "cat". And that's not counting results for "gato", "kočka", 猫, etc; which return millions of results each.

So actually, compared to some claims about the child porn "industry" you hear thrown around, this one is entirely believable.

Forget fluorescents, plastic lighting strips coming out next year

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Re: Free the light bulbs

While that's a bit silly, obviously the intent is simply to repeal the light bulb law. The "unless xyz" part was just tacked on to make it sound more moderate.

Archaeologists uncover 'Unicorn's lair'

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Re: Wrong picture

I have to say that does look more like something that belongs in a "lair".

Sex offender wins case against Facebook vigilantism

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Meh

Despite being one of those things "everyone knows" it's not true that the recidivism rate for sex offenders is unusually high. Obviously "high" is subjective, and anything above zero is higher than we wish, but compared to other criminals, sex offenders don't really have particularly high reoffense rate.

By the way, I'm not sure exactly what "dividends" you see from Megan's Law. Although it's popular with the public, there's not much evidence that it's actually reducing crime.

US & EU celebrate 'Cyber Monday' by seizing 132 websites

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Not very original

They're just copying the Turkish/Palestinian hackers.

Google, Apple, eBay shouldn't pay taxes - people should pay taxes

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Facepalm

You've forgotten something important

Corporate tax is payment for the service of continuing to pretend they exist. Corporations are a legal fiction that exists for the protection and convenience of their owners. Why shouldn't they pay something extra in exchange for not being personally accountable when things go wrong?

On a much smaller scale, I'm a member of an LLC, which is kind of like a corporation only with less red tape. It means that no matter how bad we screw up the business I'm not going to lose my house. For that privilege we pay an extra $800 a year, and I think it's a good deal. If we ever got really successful we'd have to pay more, and it would still be a good deal.

Hexing MAC address reveals Wifi passwords

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Re: Some models even advertise their MAC address on the case of the device!

Yeah... I thought that was a bit of a silly complaint. Some routers also allow you to attach a wired network device with no authentication! Protecting a system from someone with physical access is damn hard. I think they did the sensible thing by not trying.

The part where the password can be derived from the MAC address on the other hand... not so smart.

Pakistan bans 'immoral' late night mobe deals

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Paris Hilton

Wow.

And here I thought those deals were to encourage people to use the network when it's less busy. But really they were meant to encourage booty calls all along? Good to know.

Microsoft dragging its feet on Linux Secure Boot fix

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I've always hated that adage, but I'm sure both incompetent and malicious people love it.

Web users: We've got NO IDEA if we're stealing content or not

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Headmaster

Demolishes the myth that devoted pirates are also high spenders?

"The survey demolishes the myth that devoted pirates are also high spenders. The five per cent of users who only ever used unlicensed material spent much less than the average: £13.80 over three months, compared to £77.24."

Not with that quote, it doesn't. Obviously people who use unlicensed content exclusively don't pay much. Duh. The interesting question is how much people who pirate some spend compared to people who don't.

For instance the earlier "impenetrable " quote regarding TV programs says people who watch both legally and illegally spend the most. (I.e. more than non-pirates.)

Texan schoolgirl expelled for refusing to wear RFID tag

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Big Brother

You know that saying about Facebook?

"If you're not paying for the product, you are the product."? Well it applies to public (state) schools too.

'Rare for tech not to be involved in child abuse cases'

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Headmaster

Nice graph

It's reassuring that no single type of technology was used in 120% of child sexual abuse cases.

Swedish woman cuffed for sex with skeleton SHOCKER

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Re: They walk amongst us...

I'm not worried because I'm not dead... Come to think of it I wouldn't worry if I were dead either.

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Alert

Whoa?!

Did anyone look at the pictures?

Note: I'm almost sure these are all legal in the UK.

NASA admits hiding 'really good' news from Martian soil

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I wish they would stop doing this.

They've done it before and the payoff never lives up to the pre-announcement hype. If you've got something to tell us, tell us. If you're not ready to talk about it, don't talk about it.

British Ruby conference cancelled after diversity row

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Re: There is a dilbert cartoon about this...

What you say is true, but it doens't exactly apply to this situation. They're not claiming speakers were drawn randomly, they're claiming they picked them on merit. Okay "merit" can be a bit hard to define, but it's at least plausible that I could look at your picks and assess whether they really represent the "best" people on the lest, or only the best of the Mohammeds.

Design guru: Windows 8 is 'a monster' and 'a tortured soul'

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Joke or not, I'm inclined to agree.

While it's clearly the diametric opposite of a blinking carnival, I'm not sure there's a good thing. I feel like it doesn't give anything for my eyes to "latch on to", like I have to read a good portion of it just to get an idea of what kinds of information it contains. Would it kill the guy to at least use headings larger than the body text?

I was also negatively impressed that such an incredibly simple site would still partly depend on javascript (for the search).

Woz: Microsoft's innovation lead 'worries me greatly'

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Holmes

It's true that Windows 8 was "unexpected", but I'm not so sure it follows that Apple needs to worry yet.

Galapagos islands bombed with 22 tonnes of Blue Death Cornflakes

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I suppose as long as the cats were sterilized that idea has some merit. Although they would kill alot of endangered critters too. Then again, I'm not convinced the poison won't.

Apple bans 'memory' games from iOS App Store

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Re: > Microsoft feared a court may define "Windows" as generic

Of course now that Windows no longer features the display elements known as windows (having switch to tiles and fullscreen apps) the trademark should be safe again.

Apple staff call Taiwanese filmmaker an 'idiot'

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Did he forget the magic word?

No, not "please", "DMCA". I suspect this was just a matter of not using the right legalese. As I understand it, if he sent a properly formated a DMCA notice they would be required to assume it's valid unless the other party came forward to defend against it. Admittedly I'm not sure how all this works in Taiwan, but Apple is a US company and copyright is international, so I can't think of any reason he couldn't use American law to his advantage.

Next big thing for hard drives: self-assembling polymers

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Interesting.

It looks remarkably similar to what spilled linseed oil does after a while.

Google stats show government net spying on the rise

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Re: I am disappointed in Google ...

They don't really have a choice, at least in copyright related claims. I don't know the full legal details, but to comply with the DMCA, they basically have to assume any claim is valid unless or until the other party disputes it.

El Reg mulls Forums icon portfolio shake-up

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It seems to me the current "fanboi" and "windows user" icons are not sufficiently clear. I think we need something that more unambiguously says "I love Apple!" (or Microsoft). Also I think Android deserves its own, separate from Tux.

Sorority girls gone wild: '1 to 3' casual sex 'hookups' every month

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Headmaster

Re: pfft Americans

That's what it means though, according to the definitive source for such things.

Devs cook up 'leakproof' all-Tor untrackable platform

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Re: ????

I think the idea is that using a VM provides a stronger layer of defense between an attacker (e.g. a malicious website) and the part of the system that forces connections to go through Tor.

I'm not as familiar with Liberte Linux, but Tails runs Tor and other applications run on the same OS, albeit as different users. It's probably no coincidence that the browser is still relatively locked down, e.g. no Flash or Java. A worst case scenario malware attack could potentially gain access to the settings that force traffic through Tor. This would provably require some kind of privilege escalation exploit, but these things happen.

If I understand right, the idea here is that no matter what happens, the virtual machine can't access a direct connection. So malware would have the additional daunting challenge of breaking out of the VM before it could reveal your identity. Still not impossible, but it's another layer of security.

US condom rules 'will cause nasty RED RINGS on porn stars' todgers'

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Re: Funny,

Do'h. That was actually a typo. I meant to say "nanny county", because it's a Los Angeles County law, definitely not a federal one.

Just for the record though, the USA isn't the only country composed of multiple states. Mexico has states (estados) too. I'd be surprised if there aren't more examples.

Worried dad invents pepper-spray iPhone case

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Re: not a fan of chemical weapons

I suppose it makes some sense if you're being robbed. "Okay! Okay! I'll give you my iPhone..."

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Joke

Embeded weapons?

Have you every heard the one about the pirate with a wooden leg, a hook hand and an eye patch?

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"Co-eds" - Really?

What year is it again? It seems like a strange choice of words, especially since he's trying to market to that demographic and supposedly designed this for his daughter.

Kim Dotcom's Mega pops up AGAIN, now in New Zealand

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Trollface

Mega Conz?

I'm not sure this domain is as good as the last one.

Bye bye Usenet

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Bye bye Usenet

So I just got an email from my ISP (Charter) warning me they will no longer offer a Usenet server as of Dec 10. I read rec.games.roguelike.nethack very rarely and that's it, so mild annoyance on principle is about all I can muster. Nevertheless, it's a bit irritating because they suggested subscribers who still need it try one of the services on www.newsgroupreviews.com. Well, those all seem to cost $10/mo, and I'm pretty damn sure Charter isn't going to knock that much (or anything) off my bill when they do away with it. Of course the paid servers are probably way better than what I've been getting, but also way better than I have any use for.

So I'm left wondering two things: Does this have anything to do with the copyright crackdown US ISPs were apparently pushed into recently? And does anybody know a good free or very cheap Usenet service? (Not Google Groups)

Bitcoin Friday sale event kicks off with deep discounts

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There have been some. For instance the standard Bitcoin software now has a wallet encryption option built in. But most Bitcoin thefts do no target the software itself. Either they're investment scams (which of course never happen with traditional currency) or third party "banks" that some people relied on instead of actually running the Bitcoin software.