* Posts by Old Handle

1586 posts • joined 4 Mar 2011

'There has never been a right to absolute privacy' – US Deputy AG slams 'warrant-proof' crypto

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Facepalm

Indeed. The Bill of Rights does not work like that, as explicitly stated in the 9th Amendment.

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Congress battles Silicon Valley over upcoming US sex trafficking law

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Facepalm

It's very disheartening that the sex trafficking myth has been allowed to get so big as to threaten the entire internet. Even The Register seems to buy into it by shirking their journalistic duty and reporting the delusions of this dead girl's estranged family as fact. It's almost certain that she was never kidnapped or "bought". She ran away from home and stayed with her grandparents for a while, that much is known for sure. Then something tragic happened and she was murdered.

But that story doesn't sell books and laws, "sex trafficking" does. Why let truth get in the way of a good opportunity to sew fear in the public and reap financial and political gain?

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FAIL

No of course it's not a real thing!

Here's what really happened. A teenager ran away from home, stayed with her grandparents for a while, and somewhere along the line decided to make some money as a prostitute. Possibly with help from others, she posted an ad on Backpage. Tragically one of her customers proved unstable and murdered her.

There was zero people-purchasing involved.

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DRM now a formal Web recommendation after protest vote fails

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Good by W3, you're now officially irrelevant.

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Old Firefox add-ons get 'dead man walking' call

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Make sure you turn off updates before that happens.

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Don't panic, but your Bitcoins may just vanish into the ether next month

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I say go ahead, just insist your victims pay with both forks.

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Teen texted boyfriend to kill himself. It worked. Will the law change to deal with digital reality?

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Re: Is american law stupid?

So that's a "yes' then.

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The open source community is nasty and that's just the docs

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Re: Here we go again..

Orv may be referring to a previous article here, but if so that's a misstatement of the what the study actually showed. They found that that contributions from accounts which were easily identifiable as belonging to a woman were accepted less often. Interestingly, they also found that that contributions from accounts which were easily identifiable as belonging to a man were accepted less often (though this was smaller effect). So perhaps "keep your private life private" really is the best advice.

In any case it did not get into the issue of women using male pseudonyms, as such. Perhaps Orv is basing that claim on something else though, I don't know.

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Re: "may therefore not find documentation written by native English speakers easy."

I think it's mostly that writing docs is boring. If you're the type of person to get involved in an open source project, you're probably either enthusiastic about the product itself or enjoy the problem-solving aspect of coding.

So which would you rather do, work on that exciting new feature or write a detailed explanation of the existing product?

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Lexmark patent racket busted by Supremes

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Re: Epson extortion

Recently Epson has (at least supposedly) puled a heel-face turn and started selling some printers with refillable ink tanks. Don't know how good a deal they are ultimately, but it's nice to see companies at least considering the possibility that pissing off their customers isn't necessarily the best business model.

Came too late to win me over though, I've already switched to laser. Toner may well be a ripoff too, but at least it doesn't evaporate when you're not using it.

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BA CEO blames messaging and networks for grounding

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There are no redundancies [...] taking place around this particular hardware

Well there's your problem. A system that big needs redundancy.

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Google can't spare 113 seconds of revenue to compile data on its gender pay gap

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8 out of 10 cats fear statistics – AI doesn't have this problem

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WTF?

Anyone else notice a problem with the probabilities on the image match?

The article itself points out the car is not really vintage, but that's OK, that was only 88% confidence. That's not the problem. The problem is 99% car, 97% land vehicle. Since all cars are land vehicles*, it cannot by any reasonable definition be "more likely", a car than a land vehicle. I'm sure there are perfectly good reasons for these numbers, but it's another example of why "trust the tools, don't worry about how it works" might not be good advice.

*It's 2017, where's my damn flying car?

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Go ahead, stage a hackathon. But pray it doesn't work too well

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I'm not the only who thinks this article is kind of bizarre without any examples, right? Just something simple like "We all remember when Foocorp released Barbot which became sentient and tried to assassinate the president of Bazistan, but you may not have known... Yep that was a hackathon project."

I mean... there has been a real example of what the author is talking about, right?

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US Coast Guard: We're rather chuffed with our new Boeing spy drone

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Re: Is that a catapult?

Looks more like a ballista to me.

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Don't panic, Florida Man, but a judge just said you have to give phone passcodes to the cops

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Re: Remote wipe.....

Hmm... Don't iPhones already have a wipe after X failed attempts feature? (Though it may be optional) So what if she just gives them X wrong pins one after the other?

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Deeming Facebook a 'publisher' of users' posts won't tackle paedo or terrorist content

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Devil

Re: Maybe it's because Facebook's moderators simply refuse to look.

Interesting hypothesis. If true that means the thing to do is misreport ISIS videos as breastfeeding.

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Three indicted over sex trafficking operation run on Backpage.com

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Thumb Down

It's a carefully engineered moral panic

Human trafficking is a completely invented problem pushed by politicians and fake do-gooders who stand to gain by stirring people up. It's a great issue for them because it has appeal across party lines. Leftists hate because those poor womens. Conservatives like because that nasty evil sex. Who cares if it doesn't really exist? It's a great excuse for draconian laws, right up there with terrorism and a lovely gravy train for "charities".

Case in point: This attack on Back Page was initiated by California's Attorney General in an effort to look good while she was running for senate. Back Page has been around for years, yet in what would be an example of deplorable laxity if it were a real problem, she saved it until election season just to get her name out there.

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Y'know CSS was to kill off HTML table layout? Well, second time's a charm: Meet CSS Grid

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Go

Re: By hipsters for hipster

I don't think that's really true. That illustration in the article was just an example comparing grid to flexbox. After reading up on grid a bit (I must admit I never heard of it before) I have to say it actually looks very handy. It can easily solve classic layout needs like header/content/sidebar/footer that web designers might otherwise be tempted to use a table for.

Here's the article I read. Looks like it was originally written some time ago so I can't be sure it's up to date and complete.

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Re: Finally!

I was curious if this is true, did a quick source peek at a few random web pages. Only Wikipedia used them. And to an extent at least, alot of their content really is table-like.

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Google pulls Hezbollah YouTube channel after we told them about the drone ads

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Mushroom

Re: The commenter needs to do some thinking

Oh fuck off. We have enough censors in the world without the register doing it too.

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It's happening! It's happening! W3C erects DRM as web standard

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Pirate

Nah, they've jumped the shark. Just ignore them.

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Force employees to take DNA tests for bosses? We've got a new law to make that happen, beam House Republicans

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To be fair, an employer is not a state.

Except when they are, of course...

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Sir Tim Berners-Lee refuses to be King Canute, approves DRM as Web standard

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Trollface

Wondering if there's any legitimate use for EME

Where legitimate = helpful to the user, not harmful.

About all I can think of would be streaming illegal content (whether pirated or more illegal than that) and making sure no trace is left on your computer. Has anyone made an EME module for facilitate this? Maybe it would change the industry's tune.

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Palmtop nostalgia is tinny music to my elephantine ears

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Oh man, you fell for one of his stories? Sorry to hear that.

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Nokia 3310 'Supremo Putin' edition goes on sale in Russia

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Can you still lock/unlock the keypad by pressing * and the left button?

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Frustrated by reboot-happy Windows 10? Creators Update hopes to take away the pain

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Paris Hilton

Re: Holding post

How will down-voting this post before we reply make relevant comments easier to read?

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Cloudbleed: Big web brands 'leaked crypto keys, personal secrets' thanks to Cloudflare bug

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Boffin

Uh-oh

You guys (El Reg) use cloudflare, don't you? Hope your HTML is well-formed.

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Re: Unbelievable

Yeah, actually it looks like an "I know what I'm doing" kind of error. Unless there's some microsecond processing advantage I don't know about the only reason to use == would be misguided confidence that it could never be greater.

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US judge halts mass fingerprint harvesting by cops to unlock iPhones

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Re: Weasel words

I can think of some legitimate reasons for the distinction, for instance with a password, it's possible you forgot it or they've got the wrong guy and you never even knew it. But you can't forget your fingerprints and if it turns out yours isn't the right finger, that would been you're off the hook, rather up the creek.

That said, I totally agree with the judge that this kind of fingerprint dragnet is over the line.

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I was authorized to trash my employer's network, sysadmin tells court

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This was pretty much my thought. I think he has a good point, it was not unauthorized access (or hacking in common parlance) but that doesn't mean he couldn't be guilty of some other crime.

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Magic Leap sued for sex discrimination … by woman it hired to stamp out sex discrimination

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Holmes

Assumption Of Risk Doctrine?

If you've been hired to fix a company's sexism problem, wouldn't that mean you go in knowing you'll be working for a sexist company? That would be an interesting defense anyway, no idea if it would work.

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Macs don't get viruses? Hahaha, ha... seriously though, that Word doc could be malware

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Re: mac AV

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't viruses, in the technical sense, nearly obsolete even on Windows? Worms and Trojans seem to be the hot thing now.

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Want to come to the US? Be prepared to hand over your passwords if you're on Trump's hit list

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Flame

Pretty soon it will be no one but terrorist left who want to visit. I guess that will make them easy to spot though.

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Vapists rejoice! E-cigs lower cancer risk (if you stop smoking, duh)

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Did I read that correctly that vaping is not only safer than smoking but also safer than nicotine patches? This is frankly a bit hard to believe but if true ought to be the final nail in the coffin of fearmongering about it (but I'm sure it won't).

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Russia (A) bans web porn as a 'bad influence' (B) decriminalizes domestic violence – or (C) all of the above?

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I'm not saying it's a good change, but the assumption that the new domestic violence laws will be bad is a bit kneejerk in my opinion. Harsher penalties do not always reduce crime or lead to better outcomes in general. I do not know how they concluded this was the way to go, but I bet more went into the decision than some idea that domestic violence isn't that big a deal.

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Honeypots: Free psy-ops weapons that can protect your network before defences fail

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As far as the moral limits aspect, I'm doubtful that all (or perhaps any) of the attacker believed they were derailing and crashing real trains. They might have reasonably (and at least in this case correctly) concluded that there was no way a system that lets you derail trains would really be accessible over the internet.

Great for headlines, but I wouldn't read too much into it. Also, wasn't there a movie about this?

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Blood donors' privacy anaemic after Red Cross data breach

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Re: What ???

I see. I guess it's possible only good guys found database. If so they were very lucky, but I don't know how they can be so sure of this.

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Corn-based diet turns French hamsters into baby eating cannibals

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Re: Mythbusters

But wait... which mouse turned cannibal? The one eating cardboard or cereal?

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Ransomware avalanche at Alpine hotel puts room keycards on ice

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Seems like a surprisingly low random for a clever targeted attack on 4-star ho tel.

But perhaps that's why they went back for more.

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In real life, Q is a woman! Head of MI6 calls for more female techies at SIS

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Facepalm

Re: Vauxhall Cross

They rebuild it, obviously.

(And totally ignored the shortage of women in construction work while they did it!)

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US govt can't stop Microsoft taking its Irish email seizure fight to the Supreme Court

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Regarding the fear that this will let criminals store their data where no government can reach, it's worth remembering that if this involves a serious crime Uncle Sam certainly has the option of presenting the evidence to an Irish court and getting a warrant issued there. This leads me to believe that either the government is more interested in the precedent than the case itself, or the reason they want these emails is incredibly trivial if not outright bogus.

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Trump fan Peter Thiel 'considering' CA Terminator role*

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Re: How much money spent campaigning???

It's probably fair to note that "one frigging state" has significantly more people than Australia.

But yeah, way too much money being spent on this, I certainly wouldn't disagree there.

And DougS, it's exactly like one guy giving $144M to a campaign. Except, one gal in this case, and it was her own campaign. If I'm keeping the numbers straight, she received a relatively unimpressive $16M additional from other people.

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Microsoft sued by staff traumatized by child sex abuse vids stashed on OneDrive accounts

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Facepalm

Paedo panic strikes again.

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The top doc, the FBI, the Geek Squad informant – and the child porn pic that technically wasn't

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Facepalm

Re: @AC ... everyone picks and chooses the amendments they believe in

I don't think that follows, Ian. Lawyers frequently attack something from multiple angles at once. Also, both challenges are 4th amendment related anyway.

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Is! Yahoo! dead?! Why! web! biz! will! rename! to! Altaba! – the! truth!

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Re: Dear New Owners

Good ideas except for more integration. That's the main reason I don't use most of Google's services.

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FBI let alleged pedo walk free rather than explain how they snared him

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Big Brother

I think the FBI has been very naughty. So much so, apparently, that what the defendant was accused of pales in comparison. I don't buy the explanation that the exploit itself is too valuable to reveal. More likely than not it was something already fixed in Firefox but not yet patched in the Tor Browser. That's what they used on Freedom Hosting IIRC. So when they say "endanger future investigations" it sounds more like "endanger future convictions" (because judges might balk if they knew what was really going on).

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Google nukes ad-blocker AdNauseam, sweeps remains out of Chrome Web Store

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Headmaster

Re: Come on

Of course not. It only simulated clicks.

I don't see any reason to believe this was concealed from the user either. The Firefox add-on listing (which still exists) clearly lists this behavior are a feature.

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Folders return to Windows 10's Start Thing

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Re: Unbelievable

You realized they did bring clippy back, in a sense, right? I mean, I have no first-hand experience whether Cortana is as annoying, but on some level it's the same concept.

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US cops seek Amazon Echo data for murder inquiry

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Meh

Interesting...

Good on them for not making it too easy I guess... unless they're only resisting because it would reveal the device really does record you at all times in they released the data.

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