* Posts by mad_dr

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Uber wasn't to blame for robo-ride crash – or was it? Witness said car tried to 'beat the lights'

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Re: Timing

It's not different. Typically there are no pauses, when all traffic lights at an intersection are red. In the UK, this happens in order to provide a period of time for pedestrians to cross while all the traffic is stopped.

In Canada and the US, at a standard N-S-E-W intersection (read crossroads with lights), all of the lights are red for only a split-second. Never much more than that. After that split second, in most cases, the following happens:

E-to-W and W-to-E traffic will be held on red lights. Simultaneously, N-to-S and S-to-N traffic will be held on red lights too. Also simultaneously, S-to-W and N-to-E traffic will be shown green flashing arrows pointing left, allowing them to turn across the intersection. This period allows cars to make left turns across the intersection with relative ease. All pedestrians are held at this stage.

After a while, the green flashing left arrows for the cars turning will turn to solid amber left arrows then disappear. At the same time as the amber left arrows disappear, the main S and N lights will go green, allowing N-to-S and S-to-N traffic to proceed straight. Pedestrians can now also proceed to cross the road, in the same direction as the cars. So cars turning right, must give way to a stream of pedestrians crossing the road who, previously, were waiting for the cars turning on the flashing green arrows.

During this time, in most cases, people who wish to turn left must wait because there is now a stream of traffic that they must cross. So these turners must now wait for a break in the traffic to cross (if there IS a break).

When the main lights turn amber, cars streaming from S-to-N and N-to-S should stop, if safe to do so, allowing the turning cars to clear the intersection. It is at this point that S-to-N and N-to-S amber-gamblers tend to squeeze the accelerator in order to get through the intersection, just as the waiting turners think they should be able to complete their turn.

All throughout this, cars can normally turn right on red in most states and provinces. More dangerous, congestion-causing and frustrating, is that when the flashing green turn arrows go amber and disappear, pedestrians are then shown the 'green man' to cross in the same direction as the cars are now travelling.

In a matter of a few seconds, the above will be repeated for E-to-W and W-to-E traffic.

If this all sounds confusing, try doing it at night, in the rain, in a city that refuses to use reflective paint but insists on using implausibly reflective tarmac, whilst driving on the wrong side of the road. Welcome to Vancouver...

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After London attack, UK gov lays into Facebook, Google for not killing extremist terror pages

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You just drive at them

Tell that to the bellend who did just that and was (fortunately) so inept that he couldn't even hit anyone: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39380527

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Revealed: UK councils shrug at privacy worries, strap on body cams

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Re: I can understand bodycams for police, but not the recycling inquisition

"Thankfully, at least in my part of the U.S. I don't see this kind of petty tyrrany taking place."

Give it time...

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Vapists rejoice! E-cigs lower cancer risk (if you stop smoking, duh)

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Mushroom

Re: "a chemical cocktail with unknown long term health concerns."

You can add my wife's cooking to that list.

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My hole is a private thing – see for yourself

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Re: temporary license to listen

I'm guessing that's the same Performing Rights Society that threatened a shelf-stacker with prosecution and a hefty fine if she continued to sing to herself while she worked... Idiots

(http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2682878/Shop-gran-Sandra-Burt-needs-licence-to-trill.html)

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Phoney McPhoneface: The thrilling tale of ZTE's crowdsourced mobe

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Is it just me or does the first photo look like she's trying to feed cereal to her phone..?

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Getting your tongue around foreign tech-talk is easier than you think

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Congrats Dabbsy

A quick congrats on the weight-loss, Dabbsy; 17.5kg is no mean feat. Well done. Have one of these to make up for it ------>

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Ransomware scum infect Comic Relief server: Internal systems taken down

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Re: On charities...

"I do get to buy pizza for lunch today which is better then gruel that I might get elsewhere."

You didn't eat at Pizza Hut then, evidently.

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Gullible Essex Police are now using junk science lie detectors

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The good news is that if you pass the lie detector then you automatically qualify as 'pre-clear' and get a free trial membership in Scientology...

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Harrison Ford's leg, in the Star Wars film, with the Millennium Falcon door

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Re: Snirk

Perhaps El Reg is aping Richard Herring's recurring joke of introducing fairly-well-known guests as being "probably best known for his/her appearance as <insert the most obscure and little-known credit from their past here>"

Quite funny when you hear some of the things now-famous folks starred in.

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How one of the poorest districts in the US pipes Wi-Fi to families – using school buses

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Agreed. Whoever came up with this idea should go ahead and take the rest of the week off.

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Let Europeans sue America for slurping their data – US Senate

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Don't worry everyone

"It will also allow them to review and correct information held on them by federal agencies."

So when Uncle Sam tries to capture and store as much of your personal information as possible and makes a mistake, you'll be able to voluntarily take time out of your day to furnish them with the real info....

What a generous guy he is...

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller special: The WHO bacon sarnie of death

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My favourite photo from my recent trip to California...

Is a sign saying:

"WARNING: The Disneyland Resort contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

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AIDS? Ebola? Nah – ELECTRO SMOG is our 'biggest problem', says Noel Edmonds

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Is this a preview of a new series of Brass Eye?

I seem to recall the beardy one talking crap on that show too...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SyurgZ8GaQ

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NY premiere of The Interview cancelled after hackers' terrorist threats

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Latest news is that it's been cancelled altogether... They won...

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Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media

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Headmaster

Re: Premier League Football?

An oval is flat. I think you mean a prolate spheroid.

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Pentagon hacker McKinnon can't visit sick dad for fear of extradition

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Re: The Brits should just stop!

And if you have a clue what you're talking about, you'd realise that if not for the Brits, Aussies, Canadians and a whole load more folks, the Americans would be speaking German along with us...

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Europe's highest court: Apple CAN trademark its retail store layout

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Re: Just to be clear here

"more than 30 min of fruitless waiting"

I see what you did there. :)

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Apple SOLDERS memory into new 'budget' iMac

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Macs in Landfill

"The fruity firm has always been interested in making sure the world's landfill sites are packed with out-of-date Macs"

All other aspects of the article aside and whether or not the above is tongue-in-cheek, I think it's worth reading their policy on recycling and reducing toxins, etc. Maybe I'm just a naive fool, but I don't see many other companies making these kind of commitments or making information transparent. And for the real cynics, this information is found behind a tiny 'environment' link at the bottom of the apple website, not shoved in your face for 'aren't we great' plaudits.

http://www.apple.com/environment/finite-resources/

http://www.apple.com/environment/reports/

Sure, maybe Apple is never going to be a B Corp, but at least they're trying:

http://www.apple.com/environment/our-progress/

I'm not convinced that Apple offers good value for money but I generally don't mind paying a little extra for things that show some kind of awareness of environmental responsibility.

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Boffin fights fire with EXPLOSIVES instead of water

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Re: @Evil Auditor (Was: Re eucalyptus weeds)

"Is there anything that WonderJake can't do?"

Yes - he can't spell 'misspelled', apparently:

"jake: You misplelled"

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Lego is the TOOL OF SATAN, thunders Polish priest

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Mushroom

How about a Reg readers' suggestion thread...

...for the most inappropriate idea for a themed Lego kit? If we get enough ideas, perhaps we can petition Lego to put it into production (or perhaps not).

I'd like to see:

Inglourious Basterds Farmhouse set (Complete with removable floorboards, milk jug, pipe, etc.)

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DOOMSDAY still just MINUTES AWAY: As it has been since 1947

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Happy

"There is no point in war unless you believe you are going to win"

Reminds me of that great Peter Sellers film "The Mouse that Roared"! :)

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Google says it's sorry for Monday's hours-long Gmail delays

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Alert

I shall immediately demand a refund of all the money I pay to use Gmail and YouTube...

Oh wait...

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Grand Theft Auto V: Violent, sweary and amazingly ambitious

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"The presence of Michael, Franklin and Lester,"

Who the hell is Lester? Do you mean Trevor? :)

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LOHAN doomsday box dubbed BRASTRAP

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Mushroom

Re: Kill switch should require to operators?

"Skybird, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts. Break. Break."

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Bradley Manning* sentenced to 35 years in prison

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@ Richard Jones 1

Completely agree with you Richard. Having read some of the comments on here which remind us of some of the other details of the situation (dereliction of duty of care towards Manning, his potential over-reaching of his authority, the fact that there were crimes to BE revealed) I'm left feeling sad that this whole situation is a great shame from all angles.

It feels like a perfect storm of unfortunate (I know that word is too weak!) incidents: war crimes, mental health, poor management, messiah-complex, potential bullying/coercion topped off with lack of justice for some perpetrators whilst potentially overly-severe punishment for just ONE of the wrongdoers*.

*assuming that we're subscribing to the "two wrongs don't make a right" philosophy.

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mad_dr

@AC 14:48

"Surely you're not suggesting that leaking classified documents should not be punished."

Perhaps you should ask the questions "Why did Bradley Manning feel the need to leak documents? Why couldn't he report the crimes he had evidence of to a superior and expect justice to be done?"

What would YOU have done in Bradley's situation? Kept quiet? Leaked the documents anonymously? Tell your boss?

I sincerely hope you don't think that telling the boss would have led to justice being done so that leaves which options?

Manning may well look back at what he did as a serious error of judgement but can any of us seriously question his motives? There shouldn't even have BEEN anything for him to leak.

Given that he might have expected to be caught and punished for doing what he appears to believe was the right thing, that makes Bradley Manning a far braver soul than I.

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Re: What will the American people do?

The thing is, Mike; what would you expect them to do if they DO strongly disagree with the sentence? Gather in a public place and wave placards in the air? Probably getting their names added to an NSA list of some kind in the meantime? Go a bit further and riot and ruin plenty of innocent lives/businesses? Write a letter? Send a tweet? Vote at the next election?

There's plenty going on in the higher echelons of the UK that many of us are disgusted about but many folks feel helpless, vulnerable and unable to act. Our governments are pushing the boundaries of our civil liberties but if the will of the people could stop it, don't you think it would have by now?

Don't get me wrong; I'm on your side but what will YOU be doing to voice your displeasure apart from posting comments on a UK-based IT news site (like me)?

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When does the trial start for the people responsible for criminal activities demonstrated in the material Manning leaked?

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WikiLeaker Bradley Manning found not guilty of 'aiding the enemy'

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@ Trevor Pott

"He killed noone. He endangered noone. Experts have verified this. He did wrong, but for the right reasons. "Justice" in this case will depend on your cultural moores and political beliefs. That said, I still doubt that what will occur will be considered "justice" by most."

Agree with you 100%.

As we all know, Manning committed the most heinous crime of them all; embarrassing the US Guvmint. Gary McKinnon travelled this same path not long ago...

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British boffin muzzled after cracking car codes

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Happy

Re: @AC 07:43 (was: @David W. (was: Now ask me why ...)

@ David W

Assuming you're referring to Jake's previous posts, why would you have ANY reason to doubt that he's a wealthy, horse-ranching, aircraft-owning, world-travelling, real-bullet-shooting, racecar-driving, lock-smithing, internet-building, arctic-survival-trained, yoof-camp-running, multiple-doctorate-holding, Stanford-MBA-achieving, data-center-building, 60's car-restoring, cider-making, network-security-expert?

Just because he appears to have done more stuff that Kim Jong Il, doesn't mean he's making it up! I'm amazed though, that he finds time to post here with all that going on! :)

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Comrade! If you dare f$%^ing swear on the internet, WE'LL SHOOT

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Blimey - and I Rosa Klebb was just a stereotypical representation of a 'Soviet Comrade'! Separated at birth more like.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Klebb

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WAR ON PORN: UK flicks switch on 'I am a pervert' web filters

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Joke

Re: Please hurry up

"I had to explain that the image was of the education minister; he now lives behind the sofa and refuses to go to school in case he's caught out by a snap departmental photo op"

Hiding behind the sofa - check!

Refusing to go to school in case of being spotted - check!

Yep - that sounds like Michael Gove alright!

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Radar gremlins GROUND FLIGHTS across southern Blighty

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Boffin

Re: Good

Yeah - bring back the Republic XF-84H too!

The loudest plane in history. Powered by a supersonic propeller mated to a turbine engine with reheat capability! Famed for making ground crew and people in the tower physically ill (nausea, headaches and seizures!), even when taxiing due to the constant sonic boom coming off the tips of the prop that were travelling at over mach 1.1.

The sonic boom shockwave extended from the prop for hundreds of yards and was audible from up to 25 miles away when doing high-speed ground run-ups!

Respect...

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Ecuador: Snowden is Russia's problem

mad_dr

Ecuador:

"Not our stone, not our shoe"

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Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan

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WTF?

Blade Runner

Have I missed something or did the author spectacularly fumble the Tyrell quote from Blade Runner?

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long. And you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy." is how I recall it from the script which I sadly know almost by heart having seen BR more times than my wife cares to remember!

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Intel's new TV box to point creepy spy camera at YOUR FACE

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Joke

Re: Camera watching me, watching them...

Next idea for Intel: dummy camera (with free Blu Tack) in the top of the bezel, in the centre. Real camera surreptitiously hidden elsewhere - perhaps in the centre of the 'e' of Intel.

There you go - you can have that one for free...

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Merde! Paris Apple Store in €1m armed raid on New Year's Eve

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Joke

Further details emerge:

"French media suggest the haul could be worth up to £812,000."

Police have confirmed that an iPad and a 15" Retina Mac Book Pro are missing...

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North Korea's satellite a dud, say US astroboffins

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Joke

Re: It is a technological triumph

Prior art:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_mail

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Japan Airlines to serve KFC on Christmas flights

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Re: Depressing

The only thing worse than the 'food' served by Air Canada is the unbelievably rude and miserable flight attendants who throw it down in front of you.

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Oprah Winfrey tweets her love of Surface – from her iPad

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Headmaster

Re: HAH, Americans

I didn't downvote you. But I wanted to. It's a Reliant Robin, not the other way round! ;)

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Restaurateur jailed for customer sex profile revenge plan

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Alert

I thought the restaurateur was a 'she' not a he. Or perhaps they really ARE transgender after all, as they claimed in their smear campaign!

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Brit retailers tell Amazon and Google to pay their taxes

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Unhappy

Perhaps I'll be the first to admit...

... I want the best of both worlds: It angers me to think that the likes of google is not paying a fair rate of tax on its profits but at the same time, I'd be lying if I said that I wouldn't buy a TV from Amazon if it was the cheapest place to shop.

However companies like Starbucks are on a different scale as far as I'm concerned: Not only are they not paying a fair rate of tax on their profits but they're raking it in AND gouging their customers at the same time.

So perhaps the main problem for me is that these aren't small, independent underdog companies working the tax system in order to stay afloat in a tricky market - these are vastly-profitiable multinationals who - in some cases - are screwing us twice: once when they rip off their customers at the till and then again when they don't pay tax.

I would, however, add that I'm completely absent of financial knowledge so may be oversimplifying things somewhat...

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Google India slapped with £8.7 MILLION tax penalty

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Unhappy

If only...

...the British guvmint had the balls to go after Starbucks, Amazon, eBay, Google, etc and close some of the piss-taking loopholes that they're all exploiting over here...

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Omnishambles beats off mummy-porn, becomes English word of 2012

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WTF?

Re: "To Medal" - only slightly less offensive than "Winningest"...

I always assumed that winningest was used in a tongue-in-cheek fashion rather than seriously and therefore always makes me chuckle when I hear it. To "medal" on the other hand is extremely irritating. During the summer I heard more than one pundit on the BBC use the word podium as a verb. "I'm fully expecting her to podium this time round". Now perhaps that's a completely justifiable way of using the word podium but - to me - it just sounds plain wrong.

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Worried dad invents pepper-spray iPhone case

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Wonder if...

... This has a free app that uses the rear camera as an aiming screen complete with crosshair

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Why James Bond's Aston Martin Top Trumps the rest

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I guess

The only Jag in a Bond film that I can recall is the green XK from that terrible film "Die Another Day"... I prefer the Vanquish that Brosnan bombed around in in that outing though so he chose the right one.

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LONDON iPHONE 5 MADNESS: 'You must be CRAZY to buy Apple'

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"The Milgram experiment basically tells us this, too. If you lined up enough people who *were* enthusiastic about electrocuting people, or whatever else, then enough people would cheer and wave their arms to join the ranks of those encouraging without question and so propagate such actions."

I liken the nature of the behaviour of these crowds to the behaviour demonstrated by the participants of the Stanford Prison experiment; joining in with a situation that requires actions that are contrary to our normal senses, rather than the Milgram experiment which was more about our innate compulsion to obey orders from authority, regardless of our reluctance to do so or the consequences. All are fascinating scenarios to us saddo Psychologists though!

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Forty Canadian birds BONKING against windows EVERY MINUTE

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Oh Canada...

The birds known as robins in Canada are far larger than the British variety so probably hit with quite a thump. My in-laws house on one of the Gulf Islands just off the east coast of Vancouver Island regularly has bald eagles in the back garden - definitely not something you want hitting your window at speed.

Having said that, they had to start locking the front door at night a little while ago; they were finding that it would somehow open itself every night. It was only after a rainy spell that turned the front garden to mud that they came down one morning, found the front door open again and spotted hoof prints leading to the kitchen; turns out that the local deer had discovered a nice warm place to come and steal from the fruit bowl...

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Samsung accused of sex discrimination in China plant

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Mushroom

Re: typical for android

Well THAT should generate some interesting replies A/C...

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