* Posts by DF118

596 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Mar 2011

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Reg hack cops a licking from the bosun's cat

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Coat

Continuing the theme

Surely that should be "on the same topic", "continuing the theme" or somesuch phrase rather than "as an apt topic" which comes very close to (but crucially does not actually) mean what you intended it to, given that the topic itself has not changed?

Mine's the one with the well-thumbed, all-weather copy of Fowler's.

The Google Review: Now Speak Your Brains

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Thank you Andrew

I'm sure you need no encouragement, but please keep up with your reporting and analysis/flaying of this ridiculous charade.

2011's Best... DSLRs

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Facepalm

Argh, Sony!

Why did you copy the stupid "power slider around shutter release" idiocy of all the other brands? Minolta always had it right - power switch on the left.

Doctor Who girl Amy Pond axed in 'heartbreaking' exit

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Unhappy

I will be glad to see the back of greetin'-faced numpty Rory, but not as glad as I was to see the, er, back of Karen Gillan every week.

Nikon 1 V1 interchangeable lens compact camera

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Coffee/keyboard

3rd sample shot

OMG we had one of those heaters - in 19 bloody 78. Where on earth did you get a (presumably) working one?

Judge Dredd vs Zombies

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Happy

Fat zombies

Every time I look at one of those screenshots with a fat zombie in it all I can hear in my head are those exploding fat zombies from Zombie Driver that make a wet fart noise when they go off.

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Trollface

"Riped" off?

Obsession with fruit much?

Boffing boffins create 3D map of orgasmic female brain

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Devil

@Guys only pretend

Yep, women may be able to fake an orgasm, but only men can fake an entire relationship!

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You guys need to get out more

I know plenty girls who would happily wank themselves off in an MRI. Well, one anyway. *goes misty-eyed*

China pad peddler wins iPad name from Apple

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Ho ho ho

Wonder how it feels to be on the receiving end of spurious and troll-like litigation?

Apple MacBook Pro 13in Core i5 laptop

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Trollface

I think you may be confusing the 'confusion' sense of the word 'confused' with the 'mistaken' sense. Easy mistake to make.

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Holmes

You're right you didn't confuse me, but you do sound a little confused yourself. Either that or I was off that day in troll school where they taught us that an earnestly sarcastic reply was the same as being "called out".

What gave me away? Was it the troll icon? Shucks, hope I have better luck next time.

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Um, thanks for the laugh there, but I did actually say exactly what I meant. If you think about it for a minute or six.

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FAIL

Oops, you seem to have confused me with someone who didn't tune out from the review after two lines and come straight to the comments page to hide under the first likely-looking bridge.

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Trollface

Looks quite chunky

Entry level ... £999 ... Bwahahahaaa!

Jawbone Up wearable health sensor

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Meh

"Health" sensor is stretching it a bit as far as naming goes

For one thing it'd probably have your average super-fit club cyclist down as a borderline couch potato.

Future of computing crystal-balled by top chip boffins

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That's all very well, but will they play Crysis 6?

Seriously though, excellent couple of articles Rik. Stuff like this is the reason I love the Reg, and will forgive all the (usually Apple) clickbait articles to come back and read.

How digital audio ate itself and the music industry

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@Peter Gathercole

I think what JimC was referring to was using Dolby C during recording and switching NR off completely during playback, which would force a lot of (admittedly messy) high end back out through an otherwise woolly-sounding system - be that because of crappy tape, crappy front-end, or both.

iPhone 4S is for failures who work in coffee shops - Samsung

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Mushroom

Suppose I should also mention...

...that whenever anyone with a Jesus phone comes round our house the first thing they do is ask for a fucking socket.

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@ Craigness

" Why do iphone owners complain about the battery life on android phones (without even discriminating by make or model)? It's like when mac users tell me my pc crashes 5 times a day."

So true. I can't remember the last time my PC crashed, and I get about 4 days between charges with my "Android phone".

Penguin pulls its e-books off library shelves

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Stop

It saddens me to see so many comments hostile to Penguin here. Granted, they *are* the old guard, and they *are* representative of an industry likely to die on its feet through inability to act in the face of extreme circumstantial change, but do you really think Amazon is the good guy in this?

Groupon offer burns cupcake baker’s profits

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Flame

Cupcakes

Fairy cakes are obviously not covered in sufficient quantities of pastel coloured post-feminist bullshit icing.

NEWSFLASH: Chips cheaper than disks

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The fast-then-sluggish thing is pretty old news and relates more to the lack of TRIM awareness in older Microsoft OSes than it does to in-drive wear levelling. Put it this way, the "64"GB Crucial on this box is packed almost to the gunwales and is running just as fast as it did on day one, which was over a year ago.

Tour de France winner sentenced for hack of doping lab

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FAIL

@Havin_it

What, you mean like this?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/11/edf_fined_for_greenpeace_hack/

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FAIL

@Naughtyhorse

Ha! Nice try, however you're more likely to end up an organ donor as a car driver* or pedestrian than you are as a cyclist.

Still, never mind the facts when you want to get your bigoted oar in eh?

* Excluding motorway miles, but then cyclists and pedestrians don't do any of those anyway.

iOS upgrade swells iPhone battery-suckage grief

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Wow, there are a lot of really hyper-defensive apple fans in here. You can be such a nasty bunch when you get going. Chill out guys.

Apple's iPad not so shiny once you get it home

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@LarsG

I noticed your handle, but it was a chance I had to take!

Chapeau sir.

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Headmaster

"Draw" is what you do with crayons

I believe the word you are looking for is "drawer".

And just because nobody in the south east can pronounce "drawer" properly doesn't make "draw" an acceptable written alternative.

'Indestructible' Moto Defy telly ad banned

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CM7

Cyanogenmod. It's now easier than ever to instal on the Defy. You won't look back.

Sony Alpha SLT-A35 translucent mirror camera

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Boffin

Autofocus

The mirror is needed for the phase detect autofocus system.

Sony are reportedly one of the most advanced at getting contrast-detect autofocus (i.e. detecting whether an image is in focus by using the image itself) working but it's still a long way behind phase detect.

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Not even just the later stuff and G-series, but Minolta's first edition autofocus lenses too were universally (with the exception of one or two non-associated kit lens runts) well designed and manufactured. The primes, and constant-aperture zooms like the 70-210 f4 in particular were outstanding. They fall down a little on absolute sharpness in comparison to the competition, but on the flip-side of that they were colour-profile matched across the entire range and gave better colour rendition than the vast majority of consumer lenses both at the time and since.

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At first I thought their profusion of models would hinder them, but Sony seem to be really upping the ante in the consumer market and I'm glad to see their kit doing well. I get the impression they are concentrating their R&D on building a loyal following lower down the food chain instead of pouring money into pro/prosumer kit at the top end for minimal gains against the Canon/Nikon behemoth. Still, I'm very interested to see what they're going to come out with next at the top end, if only because it means I might be able to get my grubby paws on a cheap second hand a850/900.

Sony really need to get their lens range and pricing sorted out though. Charging through the nose for a better-than-average lens just because it has a blue square on the side is not the way to win customers. Before anyone jumps down my throat: I know there are no really big omissions from Sony's range (excepting fast telephoto - generally the province of aforementioned pro/sports market anyway); I know there are lots of third party lenses available; I know there is the entire Minolta back catalogue (the vast majority of which are very, very good lenses indeed) but in the face of what Canon and Nikon have to offer, Sony's in-house range is paltry.

Compact Disc death foretold for 2012

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FAIL

Side Line

Considering Side-Line is a genre mag supposedly dedicated to alternative/industrial/EBM etc. (and it's not even very good at being that) I'd be wary about taking anything they say (which was undoubtedly gleaned from "insiders" specific to a very small portion of the alternative music industry) and projecting it on to the larger music industry.

This whole thing has been blown way out of proportion to the credibility of the original story.

Cops find hackers' phone in NOTW office

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Go

@Dazed and confused

I love it when the comments to a fairly serious article turn into a grammatical pissing contest.

K-9

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Tis a good app, with one annoying bug (for me at least). It consistently mis-counts the number of unread items in my inbox. I currently have zero unread but it's telling me I have 8.

That minor flaw is totally outweighed by the mere ability to specify IMAP sent/deleted/junk folders, which my default mail app couldn't even do.

Leaked Nokia WinMobes ready for midrange scrum

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Agreed

The searay body design is outstanding. Imho makes the iPhone 4 look quite humdrum.

Anyone who doesn't believe me, check out the comparison video in the N9 review on Engadget.

If MS get their act together on the OS front...

Lucky for me I have to wait another 18 months anyway.

How Jobs bent reality with LSD, Apple hype

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@I Like Heckling

You post an argument backed up by a single unit of irrelevant anecdotal evidence HERE? Good luck to ya buddy.

World's stealthiest rootkit gets a makeover

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FAIL

Sarcasm apparently too subtle for the downvoter(s)

Zuckerberg's HTML5 Trojan horse play

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If Facebook stopped introducing shitty features and ironed out the myriad bugs in their current mobile apps, then they would be a bit further down the road to "figuring out mobile" and getting a stable, non pissed-off, mobile user base. Just a thought.

Samsung takes another hit in patent punch-up

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Facepalm

"Get in"? You're seriously happy about this? Leaving aside the tribal/fanboyish bullshit, you really think this is a good thing? Regardless of how nice/nasty Apple are, or how nice/nasty Samsung are, you REALLY think all this is good for you as a buyer of these gadgets?

This Dianamania is a slur on Jobs

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Thank you. I now know all I need to know about Jake, sorry, jake.

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@Jake

Starting to wonder if there's anything you haven't done, or any technology with which you're not an accomplished expert?

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[zero irony mode]

Jesus Christ Yes! What that man said!

[/zero irony mode]

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Facepalm

Oh for fuck's sake, he's not bashing Jobs. Did you even read the article?

Microsoft flags Firefox and Chrome for security failings

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WTF?

Wow

What a bunch of cocks. I emailed to tell them it's bullshit.

Brit boffins' bendy bamboo bike breakthrough

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Halfrauds

People, the price at which Halfords will sell you something that looks like a bike, but is in fact made out of old gas pipes, is not the price of a bike.

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Nothing new under the sun

Bamboo has been used as a frame material loads of times before. Great that it's been brought bang up to date though. Wonder whether they'll be coming out with a road version?

Apple snubs Samsung's Oz patent peace offering

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Facepalm

"The main reason we are here is to prevent the launch..."

And there we have it in a nutshell.

Open-source hardware group puts out vid system-on-a-chip

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Thumbs up to that!

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The demo videos are pretty poor. Low latency maybe, but is it really that jerky?

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