* Posts by edwardbr

9 posts • joined 14 Feb 2011

YouTuber cements head inside microwave oven


They should have just turn the microwave on... to loosen the filler...

Find shaving a chore? Why not BLAST your BEARD off with a RAYGUN


Interesting ad, all the men in the video hadn't shaved!

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg


May I jack in?

Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive


I want that banana!

Now how do I get into that room?

Is that a FAT PIPE or are you just pleased to stream me? TERABIT fibre tested


I'm not a telco engineer but...

Is 5.7 bits per second per Hertz

the same as:

5.7 bits per Hertz ^2

Or should we be be just dropping the "per second" bit? as 5.7 bits per Hertz makes more sense to me...

Oz volcano's lava lake spills from crater


I think walruses are from the northern hemisphere

Just being annoying!

Elon Musk's 'Grasshopper' hover rocket scores another test success


I like the spanish blocke tied to the side of the rocket, check out the video near the end. Big Cajones!

Techies floored by 'virus' after Playboy mansion party

Paris Hilton

Lucky that it was not the clap

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