* Posts by Great Southern Land

36 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Feb 2011

Work for you? Again? After you lied about the job and stole my stuff? No thanks

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>Not even a full day passed between the call asking if I still had a copy and the lawyers sending me a nasty-gram via FedEx.

If that was me, that would be the end of my cooperation with them. Sending the lawyers in that quickly is bullying behaviour. From that point onwards, they can deal with my lawyers.

WTF? Potty-mouthed intern's obscene error message mostly amused manager

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Re: "speach"

>Wasps? Meh. Wasps are just angry bees.

With magazine weapons rather than the single shot weapon that bees have.

While we fire the boss, can you lock him out of the network?

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Re: Working for Untrustworthy Companies

Not to mention stealing from the Government.

In Australia, directors of companies that fail to pay PAYE and Superannuation on time, and fail to do anything about it in a timely manner, can be held personally liable for the unpaid amounts.

Telco CEO quits after admitting she needs to carry rivals' SIM cards to stay in touch

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Re: Gladys Berejiklian

One of the smaller states by Area, one of the largest by Population

How to get a computer get stuck in a lift? Ask an 'illegal engineer'

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Re: Getting stuck in a lift is no fun

Either that, or they'll just use the Universal Master Key that opens any door..... An Axe (As told to me by a building manager in Newcastle NSW)

Typo watch: 'Millions of emails' for US military sent to .ml addresses in error

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Another solution....

Another solution would be for the US military to change from .mil addresses to .mil.us

Cunningly camouflaged cable routed around WAN-sized hole in project budget

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And let's not forget the home-made power boards some of these bands used. Plenty of potential for disaster there.

Pager hack faxed things up properly, again, and again, and again

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Re: Ahhh Pagers

>>> Ahhh Pagers

>>> Do you still get these in this day and age?

Yes, the NSW State Emergency Services and NSW Rural Fire Service (both volunteer organisations) use them for callouts. They use a separate network to the phones and SMS and hence are seen as being slightly more reliable. We also get the callout messages on SMS.

IT phone home: How to run up a $20K bill in two days and get away with it by blaming Cisco

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Re: Happened to me

This guy would sympathise.....

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/04/us/twinsburg-55000-mail-post-office-trnd/index.html

Student requested access to research data. And waited. And waited. And then hacked to get root

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Re: Not caught either...

Or between common sense and paranoia/distrust of staff

It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system

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Re: Hooray for Avoirdupois and pounds, shillings and pence

Or Australia.

Microsoft is checking everyone's bags for unsupported Office installs

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Re: Death to subscriptions

I'd be more inclined to borrow the BOFH's cattle prod......

Brocade wrongly sacked award-winning salesman who depended on company insurance for cancer treatment

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Re: Intrigued

Sounds like the class system in UK medicine, as described in the Richard Gordon novels, is alive and well.

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Re: A timely reminder

And at the other end of the spectrum....

I was visiting my father in a Sydney ICU, and developed a screaming headache. The nursing staff simply asked some questions, presumably to ensure nothing serious was going on, and handed over 2 paracetamol tabs and water, no charge.

Anyone want to guess how much of the $54.75 went to the Candystriper (who are untrained volunteers BTW)?

Meet the merry pranksters who keep the workplace interesting, if not productive

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Re: Going BOFH on a spammer.

I see great things in your future. Join us on the Dark Side.

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Re: Going BOFH on a spammer.

And In Australia, can also be held personally liable for outstanding tax debts.

Senior engineer reported to management for failing to fix a stapler

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Not unusual in any Civil Service department, and not just in the UK......

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Re: But I DO want to know!

Hamster Dance in one ear, Crazy Frog in the other...... or would that be a breach of international conventions against torture?

Driver in Uber's self-driving car death goes on trial, says she feels 'betrayed'

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Re: the crux of it all.

Vigilance controls along the lines of those used in Railway locos would do the job.

This is the military – you can't just delete your history like you're 15

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No it isn't. It still involves being able to perform both functions and thus there remains the potential for fraud. It is far safer for you the worker and the organisation if you have access to raise credits, or to issue refunds, but not both at the same time.

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Re: Written reports on pron.

Which is why you don't undertake such investigations without written authority, preferably from the Heads of IT and HR.

Logging and monitoring can be a form of bullying, and make for lousy infosec

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There's a difference.....

.... Between Monitoring and Surveliiance.

I used to work for a Government Department, where unauthorised access to client records was punishable by dismissal, if you were lucky, and criminal prosecution if you were not. It was well known that the department was logging all access to client records, and this was enough for the majority of the 20,000+ staff to do the right thing. This is MONITORING.

SURVEILLANCE (and potentially BULLYING) is when the system reports how often your computer is idle, how often the screen is locked, how many phone calls you made or answered today, how many forms you processed, etc..... and when the results of the report are used to justify disciplinary action against the worker. The worker usually has no access to the report data, won't necessarily remember a day's work 1-2 weeks ago, and if he/she is called in to the manager's office, the onus is usually on the worker to explain the discrepancies, not the manager/organisation. It cannot be assumed that poor results on their own mean a poor worker, but all too often that's what management assumes.

Your app deleted all my files. And my wallpaper too!

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Re: Concepts are hard to understand

No, you're not the only one who thinks it's a problem.

My experience with a Government network shows that people save their files to the desktop because that's the default setting and they don't realise it until it's too late. Luckily, the desktop usually pointed to a folder on their network storage, not the C:\ equivalent.

But it's not just the "My......" folders that are crazy. Anyone ever gone looking for something in the AppData folders? Why the hell does Microsoft need multiple levels of folders here?

Another bugbear I have is OneDrive. Windows decided one day that it had the right to move everything in the \Users\XXXXX\My Documents folder from the local hard disk to OneDrive without my knowledge or permission. (Technically illegal under Australian legislation)

My answer was to partition the hard disk and create a separate drive for files. It may be a slight pain always having to select F: drive to get at them, but it's less hassle in the long run.

We know it's hard to get your kicks at work – just do it away from a wall switch powering anything important

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Re: Why have the switch ?

That'd be worse than the dreaded Lego brick hiding in the carpet for the unwary bare foot......

IBM manager had to make one person redundant from choice of two, still bungled it and got firm done for unfair dismissal

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Evil Mr Catbert is alive and well!!!

Only 'natural persons' can be recognized as patent inventors, not AI systems, US judge rules

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Re: The judge is right and Australia is stupid

Keep in mind that Australian Law differs from US law. Judges in one country are NOT bound by decisions made in the other country, although they may be guided in their own decision making by decisions in other countries. Australian law is not enforceable in the US and vice-versa.

Thus a decision made in Australia that conflicts with US law or legal precedent is not necessarily wrong, or "stupid". US law cannot be used to override such a decision.

Apple is about to start scanning iPhone users' devices for banned content, professor warns

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Re: So Apple have solved the problem of what to do with that pile of cash?

There is another issue that noone seems to have commented on yet. Who will be paying for the data used to send this info to/from your phone? Guess what..... YOU will be.

Architect of tech contractor tax fraud scheme jailed for at least five years

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Wrong Tax Man

It's not HRMC copping the flack - it's the Australian equivalent (Australian Taxation Office, or ATO).

Watch out, everyone, here come the Coronavirus Cops, enjoying their little slice of power way too much

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Go to Jail, Do not Pass Go......

I'm amused at the thought of jailing such people. Have the authorities really considered the consequences. It would only take one infected person in a prison and the virus would go through the prison population like a dose of laxatives, How do you enforce social distancing in a prison?

Hold horror stories: Chief, we've got a f*cking idiot on line 1. Oh, you heard all that

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Re: Oooops, dropped

The trick is to hang up while YOU are talking, not while the client is talking, assuming of course that you are able to get a word in.

Galaxy Note 7 flameout: 2 in 5 Samsung fans say they'll never buy from the Korean giant again

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Tip of the Iceberg?

In Australia, we've had problems with Samsung washing machines catching fire as well

How's this for irony? US Navy hit with $600m software piracy claim

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History repeats itself

They should have done their research before selling software to the US Government. Anyone remember the INSLAW affair? Another example of the US Govt stealing software it liked

NBN Co loses the “Co” for AU$700,000

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Someone didn't do their research - or else they forgot about another entity that trades as NBN and is well established in the Newcastle area! (NBN Television)

Oz sawbones extract fork from old boy's todger: Gents, start your wincing

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Re: Nothing like variety!

You're probably thinking of "The Throwback", also by Tom Sharpe. A character in that found himself rolling on a condom that had been greased on the inside with caustic oven cleaner. The police found him using a cheese grater in an attempt to get the swelling to go down.

HMRC warns (again) over tax refund phishing scams

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Pint

You're Not Alone

We have the same problems in Australia - and the wording of the emails is virtually identical.