As my teacher used to say to me...
...It's not looking good, is it. :/
743 posts • joined 23 Jan 2011
...It's not looking good, is it. :/
@caffine addict that's class haha. If this were Facebook I'd send you a friend request.
From my scale company days: Failure Under Calibration, Known Error Detected.
Back when PPP over ATM meant someone had pissed on the cash machine.
What a time to be alive.
Bollocks. If they try and increase their charges, people will leave. Don't accept their bullshit.
Slap a big fine right up 'em!
African or European sheep?
I near shat.
I've been writing books since I was an infant, I have been published in 47 languages, and still some cunts get my name wrong.
Wonder which new and exciting way they're gonna fuck it up.
Total Inability To Support Users Pages.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everyone's not out to get you.
Lol. You delicate summer flower.
I could see your lips move, Dave.
This Is The One Thing We Didn't Want To Happen.
So it's moving really, rather than shutting down.
2010 called, they want their catchphrases back.
But IPv6 is 2 better than IPv4. That's gotta be worth a few quid per month extra...
As an Amigaman, the words Disk Doctor still make me recoil in horror. Lazarus my arse.
Excellent work. Barbara Streisand sends her regards.
Cheers mate :)
Never knew that before. Is that genuinely a fact or are you just being cynical? I could believe either option tbh.
And that's why I went to Zen. Worked out only a 5er a month more than Plusnet (I was a loyal customer for the last 6 years so they were ripping me off).
All I use is SMS & Telegram. WhatsApp gives me the creeps.
So it's basically a way for advertisers to rope us in even more? Forgive me if I don't get excited. It sounds fucking shite. I bought myself a NOS W810i which I plan to use in future. I'll go online when I'm home, enough is enough.
Are you saying Ni to that old woman?
Spam, spam, egg and spam.
God I love The Reg.
The Amiga version won't die.
I prefer the term 'Fruity Foxconn-rebrander' myself.
I had the pleasure of meeting Rick Dickinson at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
I used to spend about 40 quid a week on CDs/LPs. After my boss handed me my 200 quid on a Friday I was straight down to HMV. Even buying stuff I already owned as the CD or record was wrecked.
Absolute fucking madness. I get Spotify free with Vodafone, but I WILL be paying the 10er a month when my free 12 months runs out next week. Set everything to Extreme quality and have them cached on your device. Much handier than spending a fortune on physical media and FTPing it to your phone etc.
1) This was about 10 years ago when I was in my early 20s.
2) HMV had already shuttered all the local record shops, the cunts.
3) The internet didn't exist for me until about 2011
Stuff like this is amazing. Credit to everyone involved.
The famous Commodore engineer is Chuck Peddle.
'You might have heard of him.'
Bill actually handled that very well. Imagine what Steve Jobs would have done to that guy.
Always remember, as a famous Commodore engineer once said: "There's nothing nasty about Bill Gates, and nothing nice about Steve Jobs".
So will they be murdering the Palestinian children then?
No fate but what we make.
Proof, if proof be need be, that Apple really are a shower of cunts.
From an Amiga 1200 to a Win95 box? That's one hell of a step backwards.
I'm bloody sick of the non stop spam from India asking me if I'd like a webshite built etc. I just try and keep them on the phone as long as possible these days, just for shits and gigs like.
Stump were fucking fantastic.
God I miss Datatypes on the Amiga. There has never been a more beautiful, elegant operating system before or since.
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