* Posts by J. R. Hartley

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10 minutes of silence storms iTunes charts thanks to awful Apple UI

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Re: Autoplay and Rule 34

The struggle is real.

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Nokia's comeback is on: The flagship 8 emerges

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Re: Same old, same old

Yep. Nokia really screwed the pooch.

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Guess who's hiking their prices again? Come on, it's as easy as 123 Reg

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'Comedy'

Lol. I fucking love The Reg.

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Alien 'lava lamp' with dying magnetic field orbited Earth a billion years ago – science

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Black goo

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New Amiga to go on sale in late 2017

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Glad this is getting mainstream attention. Even Trevor Dickinson's machines never really get much coverage. Still love the Amiga. Just give me a decent browser and LibreOffice and I'll get a Vampire for my A3000 when they are released.

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It's 2017 and Hyper-V can be pwned by a guest app, Windows by a search query, Office by...

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Re: Thanks Mr Nutella!

Nutella did a whoopsie in my beret.

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What a time to be alive

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Er, Ofcom, please tell us more about Murdoch's £11.7bn Sky bid

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Murdoch is really bad news

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Thought your divorce was ugly? Bloke sues wife for wiretapping – 'cos she read his email

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America

Fuck yeah

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The Telegraph has killed Prince Philip

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Re: Shit like this gives me the creeps.

My grandkids got me it on a Kindal. Or whatever it's called. I can't work the fucking thing.

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Shit like this gives me the creeps.

As per title.

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In the red corner: Malware-breeding AI. And in the blue corner: The AI trying to stop it

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127.0.0.1

Your device is protected.

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Sputtering bit-blasters! IBM's just claimed densest tape ever record

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201Gb/in2?

Shitting crikey!!

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'Real' people want govts to spy on them, argues UK Home Secretary

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Fox News fabricated faux news with Donald Trump, lawsuit claims

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What in the fuck is going on in the colonies?

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Ohm-em-gee: US nuke plant project goes dark after money meltdown

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Just get the chinese in

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London cops bust fake Cisco hardware chain

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Nortel

I still believe.

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Snopes.com asks for bailout amid dispute over who runs the site and collects ad dollars

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The Watchwatchmenmen.

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Reborn Nokia phones biz loses its head

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Re: Hard to believe

Sony also made mobiles before they jumped into bed with Ericsson. I had one, it was metal with a jog wheel on the side. Also had the sharkfin Ericsson. Aaah good days :)

P.S. I recently bought two Sony Ericsson T610i units off eBay, just to play the insanely awesome multiplayer minigolf via bluetooth when drunk. Haha.

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UK spookhaus GCHQ can crack end-to-end encryption, claims Australian A-G

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The DUP have such sights to show you.

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Got a Windows Phone 8 mobe? It's now officially obsolete. Here's why...

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'iTunes could have been worse'

Bold statement.

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Juicero does to its staff what your hands can do to its overpriced juice sacks

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Re: YouTube teardown

Thanks for the head up. It's fucking brilliant haha x

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Bollocks

Wankers

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Fake Newspaper steals Reg design to spruik storage upstart

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Re: You're having a laugh?

You cynical old git haha

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All your bass are belong to us: Soundcloud fans raid site for music amid fears of total collapse

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Move every zig

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BlackBerry taking action to fix 'pop-out' screen – namely more glue

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I'd love one of these but the S8 is just too goddam fast!

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Microsoft drops Office 365 for biz. Now it's just Microsoft 365. Word

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Windows 10?

Never heard of her.

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Behind the scenes of Slovaks' fight to liberate their .sk domain

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Re: Cross-border domain shopping

What?

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First rule of downvotes is that we don't talk about downvotes.

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PC rebooted every time user flushed the toilet

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For the craic.

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Tesla death smash probe: Neither driver nor autopilot saw the truck

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Re: They still call it Autopilot?

I think they've since changed the name.

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Facebook tried teaching bots art of negotiation – so the AI learned to lie

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Just what do you think you're doing, Dave.

Can they lipread yet?

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Raspberry Pi sours thanks to mining malware

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Re: "...it's a sufficiently common devuce..."

*spelt

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Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law gets six months for hacking sweary super-chef's computer

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Wow

Wowowowow

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'My PC needs to lose weight' says user with FAT filesystem

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Re: Too bad he didn't use FAT32...

FFS

Use an Amiga instead.

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Qualcomm names its Windows 10 ARM PC partners

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Re: Stop me if this sounds familiar...

ROM towers may or may not be involved.

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Extreme Networks confirms it's buying Avaya's network biz

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The curse of Commodore, sorry I mean Nortel, continues.

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What is dead may never die: a new version of OS/2 just arrived

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Clunky?

Wasn't the GUI taken from the Amiga? Wash your mouth out!

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Re: Obscurity

The bastards!

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Microsoft plans summer CRM war opener against Salesforce

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Satya

Show Cook how everything you touch turns to shit.

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Foxconn, Apple, big biz circle Toshiba's memory biz cash cow – rumors

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It's not looking good

Is it.

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Mondays suck. So why not spend yours playing with an original Mac and games in your browser

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No thanks

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Microsoft raises pistol, pulls the trigger on Windows 7, 8 updates for new Intel, AMD chips

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Somebody explain it to her

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How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?

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Cyberattacks wipe more than $50bn off big biz value, say beancounters

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sy£tems?

Shirley you mean syst£ms? Or sy$tems? :/

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US military makes first drop of Mother-of-All-Bombs on Daesh-bags

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Stupid bastards

When will they learn. One can't simply bomb ISIS out of existence, the same way one couldn't bomb the IRA out of existence. Look at the size of Northern Ireland and consider that at the height of the conflict there were 35000 British soldiers on the ground and they were totally ineffective. To make matters worse, there is no reasoning with ISIS.

In summary then: we're fucked.

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As you stare at the dead British Airways website, remember the hundreds of tech staff it laid off

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Just you wait...

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April proves to be the cruellest month again as Fujitsu staff down tools

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Wankers

Thank fuck I'm out of there.

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Apple finally teaches Android music app to validate certificates

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Apple in 2017?

Lol

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