* Posts by Florida1920

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US regains supercomputer crown from Chinese, for now

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Just think

The world's fastest supercomputer. And it could be brought down by an unpatched installation of Adobe Flash.

USA! USA! We're No.1! And we want to keep it that way – in spaaaace

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Alien

Build The Wall!

We're going to build a wall to Mars! It will be yuge! The best wall ever! And the Martians will pay for it!

Nadella tells worried GitHub devs: Judge us by our actions

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Love

"We love developers, and we love open source developers,"

I love chicken, but that doesn't mean one should come anywhere near me when I'm hungry.

Stingray phone stalker tech used near White House, SS7 abused to steal US citizens' data – just Friday things

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The Russians

If Trump were in bed with the Russians, using an unsecured phone to chat up his pals at FNC makes perfect sense. Not to say he's deliberately acting against U.S. interests. More likely he's acting in his own. There is some history to support this allegation.

Internet engineers tear into United Nations' plan to move us all to IPv6

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Pint

Simon says

Maybe we need to get the BOFH and the PFY involved. There's no problem that can't be solved with judicious application of a cattle prod or a short trip out the window.

Trump’s new ZTE tweet trumps old ZTE tweets that trumped his first ZTE tweet

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Re: In other news

yeah, this is going to be another big nothing burger again isnt it!
Yes, clearly she (and her husband) haven't used their proximity to The Leader (sic!) of the Free World to promote their brand. Daddy is renowned for his ethics, after all.

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In other news

China has approved 13 new Ivanka Trump trademarks in the last three months.

Ivanka Trump's brand continues to win foreign trademarks in China and the Philippines, adding to questions about conflicts of interest at the White House, The Associated Press has found.

GDPRmageddon: They think it's all over! Protip, it has only just begun

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Re: Confused

Wishing to keep this conversation polite and civil, I will just put this out there :

You have had two years to find the motivation to implement GDPR measures in your systems.

I appreciate your courtesy. People in Europe justifiably get angry when they think the U.S. is sticking its nose into their affairs. As a money-losing, U.S.-centric site that extends the courtesy of association to people all over the world, I fail to see why I must exert myself to track down EU users to comply with the EU's declaration. I don't get to vote in Europe.

The site costs me something like $100 a year plus time spent installing updates, approving new members and fixing broken links in posts, and I get nothing from it but the pleasure of providing a place for like-minded hobbyists to hang out and compare notes. I never asked anyone from Europe to sign up anyway. Worst case, I click the little check-box that shuts down the board and go do something else with my time. Requiring non-commercial, non-EU-based sites to comply is BS.

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Black Helicopters

Confused

I own a phpBB-based discussion group. Hosting, registration and the owner himself are in the U.S. But I have users in Europe. I could sift through the member list looking for EU IPs and request they opt-in, but I lack motivation. I mostly use PMs to contact users, and most of the time, users initiate contact with me, to complain about something over which I have no control. So I posted a Privacy Notice and let it go at that. I mean, really, what are my risks? Will the EU send a hit team after me? Now, extradition to Paris I could handle. There are a lot of non-commercial phpBB boards over here. I'd be interested in knowing what others are doing to comply, or if they even care.

As Tesla hits speed bump after speed bump, Elon Musk loses his mind in anti-media rant

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Holmes

Vulture Central leads the way!

Here at El Reg we've been voting on content for years. Nothing new about that. Lately, the media have been voting against Tesla. Boo-hoo. If Elon doesn't address the self-driving issues, shareholders and car shoppers will be voting with their wallets.

Church of England will commune with God for you via Amazon's Echo

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Re: Feeding the need

Don't forget the material wealth that many of the preachers promise to their followers. Basically a First World version of cargo cults.

In the SW U.S., where I am at the moment, there are TV commercials for "Peter Popoff" (you can't make this stuff up). He offers to send you a container of spiritual water that guarantees you great financial gain. Doing some research (what, me, cynical?), you'll discover you're supposed to sprinkle the water on a check and mail it to PP. In return, great financial wealth will come your way. The TV commercial features totally believable testimonials from people who allegedly followed instructions.

These charlatans aren't proof that religion is always a scam. But if I were $deity, I wouldn't wait until Judgement Day to wipe out the competition. So my message to them is, "The fact that you still exist is proof that what you claim to represent does not exist."

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Feeding the need

Somewhere on U.S. Highway 90, in panhandle Florida or Alabama, I saw a roadside sign with an arrow pointing up a driveway, offering "Drive Thru Prayer." As long as there are god-bothering believers, there will be charlatans ready to feed their fear and addiction.

NASA’s new exoplanet-spotter survives sling past the Moon

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Pint

Re: Impressive use of orbital design to extend probe life without increasing weight.

@Chris G

Translation please John Smith.
He was very drunk at the time.

Blood spilled from another US high school shooting has yet to dry – and video games are already being blamed

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Re: Early information

@Dave Harvey

One point constantly raised when discussing the U.S.'s "gun problem" is a comparison with the UK, Canada, Australia, or all three. Maybe because we all sort of speak the same language. The U.S. fought a war to get out of the Commonwealth. We don't have a monarchy, but we have two legislative bodies. It's easy to blame the NRA and claim the NRA is the problem. The NRA is a membership organization. Yes, they lobby the legislature, just like Big Oil and Big Agriculture. So, is the problem the NRA or the laws regarding lobbying? If the majority of Americans want more gun control, they have a method to get it. It's called "voting." I can remember anti-gun campaigns dating back 60 years. Simply stating the obvious doesn't make me part of the problem. The Texas shooter, BTW, didn't use one of those dreaded "assault rifles" (a term invented by the anti-gun movement); he used a shotgun and a revolver. Should his father be charged for letting him get to them? Maybe, but good luck with that in Texas.

The U.S. is in a hell of a mess. The president is a gangster, and 40% of the population still supports him. Unfortunately, a significant portion of that 40% are pro-gun. Wishful thinking for simple solutions isn't going to work. You aren't going to solve one part of American cultural dysfunction without solving most of the other parts. As I said, I only stated the obvious. If the majority of Americans rose up and demanded Congress get rid of the entire Trump regime, I might see some hope on the gun front. You don't cure disease by treating the symptoms. School shootings are only the symptom of a much larger problem engulfing the U.S.

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Re: Early information

"9 thumbs down"

Wow, I've hit a nerve. Some people have been trying to further regulate guns in the U.S. for more than 60 years. I've seen it myself. Anyone who thinks there's a quick and easy 'fix' is deluded. My post was simply a statement of fact. Meanwhile, the media are swarming all over the Texas school, so the shooter has gotten all the fame and glory he craved. Somewhere in America, the next "troubled youth" is laying plans to out-do him. Having a free press doesn't mean they have to try to out-do themselves glorifying these creeps.

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Early information

Is that the shooter used his father's guns. The father was presumably not a victim of mental-health issues. He probably missed the signs that his kid was about to go off the rails. Texas is a very pro-gun state, so good luck getting its citizens to prevent their kids from taking a pistol or shotgun out for a ride. As the kid was only 17, he couldn't legally buy a handgun. But how can you absolutely prevent a messed-up kid from raiding the gun save?

Please don't say, "Ban all guns," or something akin to that. It may have worked in the UK and parts of the Commonwealth, but it isn't going to happen in the U.S.

Maybe if the perps got less spectacular coverage, the wannabes would be less inclined to try to outdo them. The recent spike in shootings looks an awful lot like a few losers trying to get their names in the news.

John McAfee ‘goes underground’ in motorcade to flee SEC

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Pirate

The gift that keeps on giving

John, we'll miss you when you're gone.

Julian Assange said to have racked up $5m security bill for Ecuador

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Re: 'There once was a time when [INSERT NAME HERE] were heroic figures'

@AC

Reminds me a lot of this... Talk about high hopes:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34277960

Once the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Dr. Strangelove Kissinger, it lost all meaning, IMO.

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Headmaster

Heroes

There once was a time when Wikileaks/Assange were heroic figures. Now we see Assange is just an expensive dick. The moral is, value the work people do, but don't be too quick to bestow laurels upon the people themselves.

Get over yourselves: Life in the multiverse could be commonplace

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Pint

The multiverse is a good explanation

for where my car went when I can't find it after a few ----------->

Navy names new attack sub HMS Agincourt

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Agincourt

Shirley, they will christen it with French bubbly.

Cisco cancels all YouTube ads, then conceals cancellation

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uBlock Origin

There are ads on YouTube?

Date engraved onto net neutrality tombstone: June 11, 2018

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Big Brother

"Restoring Internet Freedom"

Oldthinkers unbellyfeel FCC.

FCC sets a record breaking $120m fine for rude robocalls

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Pint

So, I assume

If I get a robocall for Trump 2020 I can sue?

It's 2018, and a webpage can still pwn your Windows PC – and apps can escape Hyper-V

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Given that Adobe arent actively developing Flash any more and are planning to EOL in 2020 how are there still so many security holes in this turd?
When it goes EOL, they will stop patching it. That's when the fun will begin! Their final act should be to override users' settings and send out a "patch" that kills the thing once and for all.

Windows Notepad fixed after 33 years: Now it finally handles Unix, Mac OS line endings

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Facepalm

The good, the bad and the ugly

"Starting with the current Windows 10 Insider build, Notepad will support Unix/Linux line endings (LF), Macintosh line endings (CR), and Windows Line endings (CRLF) as usual."

So, I have to give up my privacy and submit to potentially system-bricking forced updates to take advantage of a feature that should have been included decades ago? With dozens of free Notepad replacements available, it's nice to see MS devoting resources to useful updates.

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Headmaster

Re: relief arrived a long time ago

Of course of it was your own system you'd have n++ on it, but just like vi you know that notepad and wordpad will always be there.
N++ is a game; I assume you meant Notepad++, which is my default for .txt.

FCC shifts its $8bn pot of gold, sparks fears of corporate money grab

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No wonder

Trump admires Chairman Xi so much.

Trump is determined to bring about single-party rule, an Executive Branch with unlimited powers, and media that only sing the Party song. Just listen to what he says: the media is the "enemy of the people," he should be able to dictate policy to the Justice Department, and the opposition party is "un-American and treasonous."

Make America Great?

Escape from the Zuckerborg: WhatsApp founder legs it

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Headmaster

FTFY

I'm leaving at a time when people cretins are using abusing WhatsApp in more ways than I could have imagined.

+1 for the rare air-cooled Porsches.

Good news: AI could solve the pension crisis – by triggering a nuclear apocalypse by 2040

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Re: Meanwhile in the Real World, and I am not talking about Prussia here...

the amazingly fresh and whale-songgy concept

I only hope that, before the apocalypse, you'll tell us what you're mixing with your tea.

Yahoo! dismemberment! begins! as! Oath! offloads! Flickr!

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Alert

Yahoo! dismemberment!

I move we amputate the exclamation point.

Kaspersky Lab loses the privilege of giving Twitter ad money

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WTF?

Banned for "alleged dealings with the Russian government"

But they aren't banning Trump?

Yahoo! webmail! hacker! faces! nearly! eight! years! in! the! cooler!

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Pirate

Natural life

Send these cretins a message.

Chrome 66: Get into the bin, auto-playing vids and Symantec certs!

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Re: Ok, so you have fixed some bugs

@Tigra 07

Try getting a Youtube downloader add-on through Chrome...Nope

Faster Tube

Add blocker? Maybe, depending on how Google feels about them this month.

uBlock Origin

Facebook offers to crack open data for eggheads to find out how badly it's screwed democracy

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Form a committee, to:

1. Fix the blame

2. Fix the problem (optional)

Cinema voucher-pusher tells customers: Cancel your credit cards, we've been 'attacked'

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Holmes

Outsourcing a service to a third party

A brilliant way to save money and increase shareholder value.

Don't want to alarm you, but defence bods think North Korea could nuke UK 'within a few years'

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We were told Saddam could get to us within 45 minutes, and that turned out to be total horseshit.
Saddam didn't have ICBMs. Kim does. Saddam did, however, have a better haircut.

Gosh, these 'hacker' nerds are only getting more sophisticated

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Fighting the last war

Generals are often accused of fighting the last war, not the one in front of them. The common denominator in all cyber attacks is the end user. As long as uneducated users click on dangerous links, the hackers will always be launching the next war.

Are you able to read this headline? Then you're not Julian Assange. His broadband is unplugged

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Paris Hilton

What's missing in all this discussion

If Assange is kicked out of the embassy, what will become of his cat?

Paris, because...well...whatever.

Facebook supremo Mark Zuckerberg has flunky tell UK MPs: Nope, he's sending someone else

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Re: Rule Britannia!

It's great news, it means we can join the USA and have Porno Donnie Diggler as Pres.
Heads of state seem clueless about the digital world. Now, you take our president. Please!

BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and ....

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Facepalm

Too true

In the 90s I took a vacation from contracting to go "permanent" with a high-tech outfit. The president, an engineer, went walk-about and an accountant took over. One of his first actions was to hire a "quality something-or-other."

At the first meeting she led, she addressed a problem that resulted from some bad silicon we were buying from a single source. It failed due to inadequate testing before the units were shipped, leaving our customers to do quality control. Her solution: "We are going to collate failure data from the field and flow it back to the engineering community."

Not as eloquent as Simon's prose, but enough to get me to resign and go back to contracting.

That long-awaited Mark Zuckerberg response: Everything's fine! Mostly fixed! Facebook's great! All good in the hoodie!

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Psychopath

Given that Facebook was started on the premise that it was okay to exploit the personal lives of his "friends," none of this is surprising. Facebook is a sad reflection of our times and our human weaknesses. Zuck's had his moment Now it's time for him and his monster to slink away like other failed web ventures.

FBI raids home of spy sat techie over leak of secret comms source code on Facebook

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$200,000 radio

Our tax dollars at work. But whatever it is, I want one.

US govt's final bid to extradite Lauri Love kicked into touch

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Re: "stopped at any airport [..] and extradited by the judiciary there"

@Pascal Monett

Um, really ? So if you're wanted by the US and you go to, say, Germany, the US can call up the Germans and have them arrest you on their behalf ?

I don't think it works that way.

On 1 July 2013, president Evo Morales of Bolivia, who had been attending a conference of gas-exporting countries in Russia, appeared predisposed to offer asylum to Edward Snowden during an interview with RT. The following day, the airplane Dassault Falcon 900 carrying him back to Bolivia from Russia took off from Vnukovo Airport, but was rerouted to Austria when France, Spain and Italy reportedly denied access to their airspace, allegedly due to suspicions that Snowden was on board.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evo_Morales_grounding_incident

Addicts of Facebook and pals are easy prey for manipulative scumbags – thanks to tech giants' 'extraordinary reach'

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Childcatcher

Friends

Don't let friends use Facebook. Okay, tech folks. Time to sit down with your Facehooked friends and have an intervention.

Windows 10 to force you to use Edge, even if it isn't default browser

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Coat

Edge is the most-secure browser

And Microsoft software is renowned for its security.

The one with the bridge I have for sale in the pocket.

Surprise: Norks not actually behind Olympic Destroyer malware outbreak – Kaspersky

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Re: Russia?

If you posit that eventually Korea will be re-unified (or at the very least for a start the shared economic area re-opens), the benefactor is not likely to be Russia.
Really?

Moon Jae-in Making Friends By Importing More Gas

During his successful campaign to become South Korea's president, Moon Jae-in promised to dramatically increase South Korea's natural gas consumption.

Within weeks of taking office, he took several concrete steps towards fulfilling that promise. He announced the near-term closure of 10 coal plants, he allowed the operating license to expire as scheduled for South Korea's oldest nuclear plant, he reopened discussion of a long envisioned project to build a natural gas pipeline from Russia through North Korea and he ordered construction to be halted on Shin Kori 5 & 6, two new APR-1400 nuclear reactors.

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Russia?

It's hard to see how Russia would benefit from shifting the blame to North Korea. Russia is one of the few countries with trade relations with North Korea.

What country would gain the most from making North Korea look guilty? And likely has an agency with the skills to make a malware attack look like a Russian attempt to spoof a North Korean attack?

Which country's president has been engaging in an escalating ego-war with the North Korean head of state? And which country seems implicated in trying to manipulate a certain Western country's presidential election? Two birds with one malware attack? As an American I hate to think we might do something like this during the Olympics. But we've done worse.

OK, who is shooting at Apple staff buses in California? Knock it off

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Facepalm

"bait bus"

Yes, by all means, publicize that tactic. Who's in charge of CHiP security, Jared Kushner?

With IoT you too can turn your home into a giant flashing 'HORSE BIRTH NOW' klaxon

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Holmes

sharing the miracle on Facebook

ANOTHER reason to avoid FB!