* Posts by umacf24

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Turkish pranksters load Facebook Translate with swears

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Happy

It's Time

This demonstrates that Turkey is 100% ready to join the European Union.

Now all we have to do is figure out why they want to.

The Register comment guidelines 2010

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Services Rendered

It was the 2001 story. It made me laugh at the time and I'm delighted it's still up. Those rates still seem a bit steep but I guess you have to pay for quality.

Dotcom shares eh? Memories!

Thanks

Fat Tom

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"no one is paying our writers to be nice, or horrible, about anyone"

I'm sure you used to publish an actual tariff for exactly that.

It's not your policy any more?

Shame. I always felt we know where you stood. Now I have to worry that you might be making a principled stand.

Vauxhall Ampera extended range e-car

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Boffin

Why use an IC engine?

If you are only charging batteries at a fixed load it seems that the special advantage of IC -- performance under variable load -- is lost. You should be able to get better efficiency from something else. Anyone fancy a gas turbine motor? -- we could fill up with JP1.

Breaking Google's last taboo

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Dead Vulture

"you'll recall the study"

Link or you made those numbers up.

Ubuntu 'more secure' than Windows, says Dell

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Only 40 comments?

This story ought to hit 200!

Facebook promises simplified privacy controls from Thursday

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Test? Route to Live?

So -- these are changes to a moderately complex setup that they weren't previously planning to do; they've been set up in a few days work; and they're going to let them loose on production data tomorrow.

Super.

Met terror squad beats all complaints

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Stalin's Secret Coppers

I'm doing this from memory so forgive rough details. Secret police were in terrible danger throughout Stalin's rule. Served them right, sort of. I'm not absolutely sure -- I can't remember Abakumov's sucessor, but I think there is a clean sweep -- every head of the NKVD/MGB from the period of Stalin's unchallenged ascendency until his death died suddenly.

Yagoda: Convicted in the first (I think) of the great trials for the murder of Kirov. He was shot. He may even have been guilty of a minor role in the murder, though it was ordered by Stalin. He had comitted many terrible crimes with Stalin's approval. Many NKVD officers fell with Yagoda.

Yezhov: Convicted in (IIRC) an administrative process for being inconvenient. He had committed many terrible crimes, but for certain Stalin never minded at the time. He was shot. Many NKVD officers fell with him.

Abakumov: Convicted in (IIRC) an administrative process for involvement in a fabricated crime. He had committed many terrible crimes, but Stalin ... He was shot. Many MGB officers fell with him.

Beria: Assassinated by fellow members of the politburo after the monster died. Many internal security personnel fell with him, but some were not executed.

Infosec surfs in on self-propagating scaremongering

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Mobile Massage!

On the Nth wall, just a bit before Pizza Express. Well worth a tenner.

Facebook flirts with RFID

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Nervously checks Infosec badge

Cardboard, phew!

Steve Jobs: 'Pad? That's my word'

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Oooh, yes, you could call your site

"Buy your iPad here"

And have links.

One fifth of humans say aliens walk among us

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Dead Vulture

Wrong Category

Nothing to do with Space: should be Psychology (20% is too many to call it Psychiatry).

Mozilla warns of 'Microsoft monoculture' in South Korea

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fabulous trolling

well done!

Street View catches Finn with his pants down

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Ten foot pole

legal or not -- and I know as little about finnish law as you, I reckon that if the only way you can be seen is with a camera mounted on top of a ten foot pole, you are taking as much care to be private as anyone ever needs to....

-- Peeping Tom

Naked scans: Net cries nude-o-geddon

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FAIL

Oxidiser?

otherwise you got one of those Spontaneous Human Combustion stories....

Software fraudster 'fooled CIA' into terror alert

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Unhappy

It's a real shame ...

... that the Coen brothers have already done the CIA

Senior IT workers caught in bank bonus tax crossfire

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Why not do that?

Banks don't pay high salaries and bonus just because they can. They are greedy people, after all.

If you think that City IT rewards are too high, then it's your duty to even things out by getting a job there. That should increase the supply and consequently cut the rate. Your current employer might learn a valuable lesson, too.

The only requirements are relevant skills, high quality ability, tolerance of difficulty, grotesque commuting and serious commitment to delivering the job.

Simples.

Oz anti-censorship site is censored

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Blimey

Imagine a routing protocol to make THAT work.... or the name service, for that matter.

Radio Society tries to beat back powerline networks

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a little harsh

saying: "people can't be bothered with running Cat-5 cable around their house or setting up a wireless router" is setting a pretty high bar. I live in a block of flats with concrete walls and loads of wireless networks. Powerline ethernet is the right choice.

German electropulse energy drill bitchslaps lasers

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Lewis Page

Disintegrator gun correspondent.

Zeus bot found using Amazon's EC2 as C&C server

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Boffin

Mistaken

I PMd a copy of Banker doing this three months ago -- I thought.

Turned out that it was trying to report to a URL which had been shortened using one of those tinyURL services, and that service itself was hosted on EC2. Because the firewalls were blocking the (unproxied) access to the service, I never saw where it would ultimately have gone.

It's an worthwile technique because the attackers and re-point the URL as and when they see fit.

I presume this has been investigated by competent people and they haven't made the same mistake I did....

Logitech Squeezebox Radio

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FAIL

Frustrating

I want to be able to play off an SD card, or a USB drive. Daft to make it wireless only. It's surprisingly hard to find a big digital music player.

LHC pulverises previous record: 2.36 TeV surprise collision!

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Badgers

Not really the first TeV collisions

Cosmic hadrons have been observed to go up to a billion TeV -- that's one proton with the energy of a hammer blow.

Now that would be a particle cannon but unfortunately you seem to need a galactic core to generate those energies.

Fortunately.

Google chief: Only miscreants worry about net privacy

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You'd think he could afford an inside toilet...

If it really is 366 Walsh...

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=366+Walsh+Rd,+Atherton,+CA+94027&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=366+Walsh+Rd,+Atherton,+San+Mateo,+California+94027,+United+States&gl=uk&ei=3BIeS76SCof44Abh5fXiCg&ved=0CAoQ8gEwAA&ll=37.43476,-122.218864&spn=0,359.997599&t=h&z=19&layer=c&cbll=37.433454,-122.218962&panoid=ddg1TRgMjdBi5HaRxjVENA&cbp=12,9.95,,0,18.88

Man loses fight against firm that suffered data breach

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The judge is right and wrong

Right: He's not entitled, federally, to disclosure. Missouri fail.

Right: Creation of some random risk for someone else can't be actionable or there'd be even more lawsuits than there are....

But surely placing a person into a risk that a reasonable man would spend money to mitigate -- and identity risk is such -- allows the possibility of damages?

US monster-truck roboguns to blast enemies autonomously

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possible to have a human check first ....

Why would anyone do that? What could possibly go wrong?

Iraq launches tourism drive

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Highly Recommended

I was in Iraq doing a banking system during the first gulf war (Iran vs Iraq) and the tourism was absolutely fabulous.

Babylon has been excessively done up by the late monster, but it's still pretty impressive -- fragments of brick and tile with cuneiform writing underfoot.

Warka/Uruk is left pretty much undisturbed since it was excavated by Germans before the 1st (world) war -- you approach it across plains ruined by salt, and the first glimpse is the huge piles of potsherd. It was inhabited six thousand years ago, Gilgamesh lived there, and I have never encounted such a sense of intimacy with the deep past. You'd need to check that the bridge had been repaired.

Ur was an army base when I was there, but if you drove past slowly and cautiously, you could peep at the ziggurat where, in theory, Abraham's father worshipped.

It might be wise to stay away from Shia holy sites generally for a while and the Najaf shrines were badly bombed by Sunnis so they won't be what they were, but there's a lot to see if you're interested in Islamic art.

Just south of Babylon you have astonishing alexandrene ruins called Ctesiphon. Out in the western desert there's the huge fortress called Ukkhadir (sp. sorry) which is a very mysterious place indeed and leaves you feeling that you'll never lose the taste of limestone on your lips. On the way back there was a modern resort on the banks of a reservoir -- I wonder if that's still there.

Baghdad itself was rather comprehensively done over by the huns in 14-something so there's little left of the caliphate but the museums (Baghdad and Iraqi national) are something else. I hope that Schliemann's (I think it was him) Babylonian treasures are intact.

I never got a chance to go north, but Nineveh and Mosul are apparently well worth a look.

Just saying the names ought to be enough: Nineveh and Uruk, Babylon and Ur. But if you want a reason for a techy to go, how about pointing out that these were the civilisations which invented the 60-second minute or the 60-minute degree (I didn't say you had to like them...) or (in cuneiform) non-pictographic writing?

OK -- if you want to lounge on a beach and pick up a bit of wossname from catford, it's not ideal, but to plant your feet a little more securely as a citizen of Earth it's probably essential. Beat the crowd.

Historian slams 'absolutely crazy' UK time zone

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Headmaster

It's perfectly simple

Adopt a time zone where -- as near as convenient -- the sun is at its zenith at noon.

We already have it -- it's called GMT and it lasts all year.

People who don't like the consequences of this are the same people who have problems with the earth being round-like-a-ball. Politicians then, and we must all suffer for their limitations...

Ageing Google supersizes its search box

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Missed the boat?

It's been a long time since I googled through anything other than the search box on a browser....

Sky switches on 3D TV channel in 2010

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Stop

it's not 3D TV...

... It's Tri-V. Sky are philistines.

Feminist org declines nude calendar cash

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Boffin

And the IT/Science/Technology/Law issue is......

...... ?

Oh yes: Sad lonely men.

I wonder where I can buy a copy.

NZ lad punts nude mum snaps on net

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IT Angle

Not Bootnotes

It's information security (secure document disposal).

Toyota in 'real time brainwave driver control' success

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Alien

Libet

An eighth of a second is a perceptible delay, so is the machine reading the user's intention before the user is consciously aware of it, and if so, what does that mean?

Where's amanfrommars when you need him?

Adobe convenes 'Come to Jesus' meeting for buggy Reader app

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Please not like Firefox

It fails if you're not an admin. And if you're browsing, you shouldn't be...

Microsoft IIS hole fells university server

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Dead Vulture

Refuted?

The MS statement looks like a denial to me. They're only synonyms in US english. A real refutation would be interesting, but a denial is just PR.

Brown red in face after blusher found in cab

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Bloody Cabbies

What is the point of riding in a black cab if you can't trust the driver? I hope the PCO tracks him/her down.

Safari, Opera browsers patch-shy, says study

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Unhappy

Firefox vs Chrome

The difference is that the Firefox update process fails unless you are browsing -- insanely -- as an admin.

Someone has to log on as an admin, download the update again, apply it and clean up the failed applications in the non-admin user profiles.

It's pants. It's why we don't run FF here.

Cabinet Office promises auto-sacking for breaking email rules

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Stop

What gives Gus O'Donnell the right....

.... to say that a Minister will be sacked? That's for HM, advised by Mr Happy in No 10.

Special advisors on the Civil Service payroll are fair game though. O'Donnell should sack them all, to preempt any further trouble..

NASA rover resurrected twice over Easter weekend

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May I be the first to say

.... that antenna pointing problems are generally a problem in the AE35 unit. Time for a replacement?

Google to fund 'video Street View' for Central London

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Happy

Excellent, well done

Waiting all morning for this.

Bondage bonzer for bonding, beam boffins

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Why isn't this the April fool story?

Not fair.

Firefox update tackles critical memory bugs

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Unhappy

Firefox Gave Me Malware

Because you can't get the update without running as an admin. I wanted 3.06, the malware was MSAntiSpyware2009 and it took me days to find the poxy drivers it installed.

If they don't want to write a Windows service -- and being cross-platform, I can buy that -- they should offer an updater that windows users could Run As to install the downloaded patch.

I've been wanting to get that off my chest for weeks.

How to survive the crisis: Sell kiddies booze

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Sainsburys, however.....

Tesco may not sell booze to minors, but in Headcorn -- next village north -- we find:

http://www.kent.police.uk/Your%20Area/Mid%20Kent/Mid_Kent_news/Failed_test_purchase.html

Judges: Don't know the law? It's understandable

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That Database could work.

Databases aren't just tables. That's just Codd.

Way back in 1986 Marek Sergot etc published "The British Nationality Act as a Logic Program" in CACM. That's a list of sentences in symbolic logic, but it's sufficiently comprehensible in English to check, and, get this, it's executable. Any question about the meaning of the law, as written, can be answered by an interpreter. Judges will be left with the external questions "what did parliament (or the minister) mean by leaving this case undefined?, or by using this basic term?" We'll all be a little closer to knowing where we stand.

So count me as one vote for expressing all new law in Horn clauses. Hurrah!

I reckon that's an election winner!

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Boffin

@Red Bren

> The law should be understandable by anyone of average intelligence, without needing a law degree.

Nice idea. But the law also regulates areas which are moderately complex and have a huge amount of topic-specific knowledge -- trade, banking, accountancy. You could say "understandable by a subject area expert without specific legal training" but there aren't that many of those, in the technical areas.

I don't spend a lot of time reading laws, but the UK legal drafting is mostly pretty good. It's not hard to refer to the copyright and designs acts to find out what soft of copying is legal. What's a bit mind boggling is to realise that anyone in the UK (it's different in the States) who rips a CD for their own MP3 player is breaking the criminal law....

Conficker seizes city's hospital network

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Boffin

October != December

MS08-067 exploited by Conficker came out a bit late in October and they switched off the patching at the end of December .... so that's err more than nine weeks to patch?

NASA inks deal for ISS plasma drive tests

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The first

spaceship with a battery-powered main drive. Shouldn't this be under "'leccy tech" rather than "space"?

Microsoft preps IE 8 for the web-challenged

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Coat

Wrong User Agent

IE8 users just need to change their User Agent to "Mozilla ..."

Mobe firm gives birth to pair of kid tracking phones

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"the G-Phone targets a slightly older demographic..."

surely that should be:

"the G-Phone irradiates a slightly older demographic..."

Rigged e-voting machine snacks on Homer Simpson

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Solving a Non-Problem

What's wrong with pencil marks in a box on a paper ballot?

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