* Posts by jake

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Sputnik? No, comrade, this is Spunknik: Frozen sperm manages to survive zero-grav in this totally realistic test

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"Beat me to it."

Come again?

Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity

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One thing nobody's mentioned ...

Getting into "admin" mode on these things all have the same "password". It might not make any difference today, but how much longer before lightbulbs have microphones and cameras by default, and a full-blown Linux system to run them?

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Re: Child-proof reset operation

Whatever, Martin. I've lived with both systems. The US one is easier, cheaper, and just as safe (if not safer) than what I experienced in the UK. Note that the first of the two "wiring practices" photos that you provided are not to code in any US jurisdiction that I am aware of ... and the second was clearly installed by an amateur. The "higher currents" argument is a red herring ... I have multiple 50A, 240V sockets (NEMA 14–50) here at the ranch, whereas that daisy-chained example's entire circuit is probably rated at no more than 10A @ 230V.

Also, note the fuse panel in Martin's first example ... That thing runs THE ENTIRE HOUSE! And sadly, it is actually quite typical of British household wiring, at least in my experience. Kind of made me yearn for that archaic 60 Amp breaker panel from my first apartment when I first ran across it. Good thing most of their houses are made of stone, no?

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Re: Child-proof reset operation

"any socket tended to have its power supplied via two separate circuits"

No, just one circuit. It's a loop (or "ring", imagine that!) connected to a single breaker/fuse. It's only in use in the UK (and a few former outposts). Daft concept, unless you're almost out of wire making materials.

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Re: Simple

The goat is for supper. Logic dictates it.

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Re: Child-proof reset operation

"BS1363 - probably still the safest domestic sockets in the world :-)"

Unfortunately, it's your ridiculously over-sized plugs that are the problem. It's easier to put the safety factor upstream from the plug. Safer, too. (You really think a 13A fuse is going to protect little B1FF or Buffy?) That's why this whole place has GFCI (RCB to you Brits) protected circuitry everywhere that it makes sense.

But if you actually enjoy living with a wiring standard that was de rigueur when George VI was on the throne, who am I to argue. Just note that most of the rest of the world has moved on, and for very good reasons.

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Re: And I thought Smart TVs were bad

You think your friends are shocked? The only TV in this house is a 32" 1988 Sony Trinitron. Purchased new, by me, in 1988. HDMI? What's that? I still use RCA plugs between the TV and whatever I'm using as input. Works just fine, for my needs. What kind of fucking idiot would I have to be to pay money to make a change just for the sake of change because marketing told me I had to?

I know people who have purchased a new telly every year or two for the last couple decades! What the fuck? WHY? What an ostentatious waste of money!

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I knew I had seen something like this before!

Check out this video for putting a Whirlpool Cabrio clothes washer into diagnostic mode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCVLuoE-FhM

Maybe it's something they are teaching engineers these days. Probably makes sense to the fondle-slab generation ...

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Re: Designed by SW engineers

"Although I do have to give them credit for not embedding a full Linux stack"

That'll be the "fix" after the marketing department gets wind of the negative feedback over the current reset procedure.

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Well, yes.

Have you not noticed that people who purchase so-called "smart" thingies are rarely actually smart?

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Re: Child-proof reset operation

"It's quite unusual to find toddlers that tall."

You've either never had a toddler about the house, or you have never owned a desk lamp, floor lamp, or other low mounted lighting device.

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Re: Child-proof reset operation

My daughter sent me a video. My granddaughter had pulled the bottom drawer out almost fully, the next drawer out 3/4 of the way, the next half way and the top one about a quarter, forming a staircase to get onto the kitchen counter. Then she moved the coffee pot over to form the final step, so she could reach the cookies on top of the fridge. She was three, nearly four.

In the email, daughter confessed to doing the exact same thing, except she used the conveniently placed microwave oven as the final step. I told her that I knew about it, why did she think there were only cookies up there on very rare occasion? And why was it only three or four cookies?

She asked how I knew ... I told her that I had observed her through the kitchen window. The way I figured it, it was better to allow the minor transgression & victory than let her figure out something more dangerous ...

I also told her that I had used a breadbox as the final step.

Forwarding the email and video on to my Dad, he allowed as to how the cookies were on top of an icebox in his day, and he had used the flour canister as the final step. Makes me wonder how my grandfather managed it back in the 1800s :-)

There's that phrase again: JP Morgan CIO told Autonomy's first HP boss it was 'a shit show'

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Re: If anybody cares ...

I didn't miss it, I just don't care. All I'm interested in in this context is the origin of the word/phrase.

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Re: If anybody cares ...

According to the OED, "dumpster fire" seems to have first showed up in print in the newspaper Arizona Republic in 2003. It was in a review of the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre, written by one Bill Muller. Sadly, Bill passed away in 2007, so we can't ask him where he got the phrase ... but as is almost always the case, it was probably around in the spoken language for a number of years prior to that.

Despite it apparently being common in the sports-talk world since about 2009, I don't remember hearing it until it entered Politics with the Trump nomination ...

As a side note, the word "dumpster" was coined for the first modern refuse collection system, where a truck picks up the box of trash and deposits the contents into an opening at the top, for transportation to the dump (tip, to you Brits), leaving the box behind for another fill. The inventor of this system was a dude named George Roby Dempster, who coined the trademark names "Dempster Dumpster" and "Dumpster" in 1935. These days, like kleenex, hoover and xerox, it is usually used as a generic noun and not capitalized. It's a good thing a guy named Dempster invented it ... Somehow "wheelie bin fire" or "skip fire" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

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If anybody cares ...

According to my friends at the OED, who haven't actually listed it yet, the term "shit show" in this context first entered the English Language as a translation from a comment made by Monika Berberich, a member of the Red Army Faction (so-called "Baader-Meinhof Gang"), during her trial. It was in reference to her opinion of the presiding Judge's handling of the courtroom. This occurred on 22 June 1973. I believe a more correct, idiomatic (if not quite so literal) translation would be clusterfuck, and have suggested it to the OED.

This has absolutely nothing to do with Sam Goodman and Boris Lurie's 1964 No!art installation at the Gertrude Stein Gallery consisting of 21 piles of sculpted shit made from extruded plaster. It was titled “No Sculptures/Shit Show". However, while it was obviously intended as a mockery of the more conventional modern art of the time, it was intentional as opposed to the unintentional fiasco meaning in this discussion.

For the record, the first time I have heard it "in the wild" is during this Autonomy trial ... and I collect this kind of thing. It would be interesting to ask the folks using it how it entered their personal lexicon before the memory of the events fade ... again, I have suggested this to the OED.

We now return you to your previously scheduled dumpster fire ...

Ubuntu says i386 to be 86'd with Eoan 19.10 release: Ageing 32-bit x86 support will be ex-86

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Re: To Everything There Is A Season...

"Unless these were made before the mid two thousands"

Several of mine were. They still do perfectly good work. Why would I throw them away? Would you throw away your great grandfather's handmade woodworking planes just because you purchased a power planer and/or jointer? Or would you keep them, and put them to use in places where they still do a damn fine job?

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Slackware is still going to be 32-bit.

At least for the near future. See the 32-bit version of Slackware -current, which will become Slackware 15.0 "when it is ready". Change logs here.

For the record, I am running both the IA-32 and x86_64 versions of -current on several machines, and they are quite stable for me. As with anything in development, YMMV.

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Re: "beginner Linux"

Peter, when was the last time you tried Slackware? I installed the 32-bit version of Slack 14.2 -stable on the Wife's machine (kitchen sink install) a couple years ago, and have kept it updated as necessary. The only non-stock software I had to add was LibreOffice[0]. To date, using it as a home user and SOHO, she has been perfectly happy with the result. Absolutely zero headaches, and you know what they say ... Happy Wife, happy life.

You can check out Slack's very grueling update schedule here ... and actually, the last several dozen updates, she's handled it for herself. (Running slackpkg update then slackpkg upgrade-all and answering one or two questions[1] isn't exactly rocket surgery.)

I run both the 32 bit and 64 bit versions, depending on hardware. I also see zero headaches, and there is no need to mess with anything. The days of hair shirts are behind us in the Slackware world ... IF you don't want to mess with it. On the other hand, if you DO want to mess with it, you can.

Honestly, its just install it and run it. It gets out of the way and lets us get on with our work. I actually don't think about which OS I'm running anymore, unless I'm making a post like this one. Can't ask for much more than that out of an OS.

[0] If you don't want to compile code for yourself, between Alien BOB's site (Eric Hameleers) and Slackbuilds, most of your software needs should be covered:

http://www.slackware.com/~alien/

https://www.slackbuilds.org/repository/14.2/

[1] One prompting to run LILO if needed (or Grub, if you prefer) and one about updating config files, or not, and should the old version be saved (she just hits "O", allowing me to back her out gracefully if necessary, which hasn't happened yet).

Millions of Windows Dell PCs need patching: Give-me-admin security gremlin found lurking in bundled support tool

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Re: Please Stop!

Well, the version of Slackware that I put together for MeDearOldMum and Great Aunt is pretty clean. So is the cut-down version of BSD that I use for servers, and another variation on the theme that I use for Intenet facing gear. Knowing it can be done is half the battle.

The European Space Agency is going to visit a new comet in 2028. Which one? We haven't discovered it yet

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Re: Artist's concept of a comet travelling towards the inner Solar System.

Thanks, AC ... I'll be visiting next time I'm in Yorkshire :-)

This round's on me ... best bitter, of course.

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Re: For AIState Side Prime Orderly Orders .... into Exercising AIMaster Cog Keys*

"Be Careful out there in Space. There be Daemons and Fiends"

Post proof or retract.

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Methinks ...

... someone has inhaled a trifle too much cosmik debris.

Or perhaps they are calling attention to the misunderstood, un-studied and generally ignored Mars Trojans and the like? I mean, the obvious pro-Oortness of this mission is clearly to the detriment of the other bits & bobs floating around out there. INNER SYSTEM ROCKS MATTER!

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Re: Can you actually tell if a comet is pristine or not?

Besides, once you've got out there and found your little piece of contaminated ice, how do you know it hasn't made a couple dozen trips inwards before finally having its orbit perturbed into long-term parking?

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Re: Artist's concept of a comet travelling towards the inner Solar System.

Scale Solar System Model in your browser here.

Bookmark this one for next time a grade-school kid asks you how big space is ... it doesn't exactly depict all of space, of course, but it's a start.

Hipster yap app chaps Slack finally strap into NYSE: Shares of 'WORK' open at $38.50 apiece

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And during the meanwhile ...

... IRC keeps on truckin'.

Cyber-IOU notes. Voucher hell on wheels. However you want to define Facebook's Libra, the most ridiculous part is its privacy promise

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Re: So what is the blockchain for?

On the 'net, no one knows you're just an Amoeba.

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Re: Soooo, to sum up...

You'll only get one of them. That's a throwing axe, the handle is too short for felling, and too long for carving (the 490-2 is still a throwing axe, badly balanced by the long handle). Instead, I'd recommend this, for both visual effect and close-in functionality. Or this, just because it's the best store-bought felling axe I've ever used.

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Re: FaceBucks is the obvious name

FakeBucks.

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I wouldn't even call it that.

It's more along the lines of pinball tokens.

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Just because I noticed it ...

... KTVU News (TV Channel 2 here in the Bay Area) ran a poll during the lunch hour. The question was "would you use Libra". It was running 95% NO to 5% YES last time I looked.

One wonders at the overall intelligence level of those "YES" votes ...

Ahhhhh! What year is it?! Users left without direction or clue after Google Calendar 404s

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Re: Progress

"I wonder when we will go back to onsite again?"

Who is "we", Kemosabe? Some of us never left. Some of us remember the pain, waste of time and expense of service bureaus and have no wish to return to any part of that world.

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Re: Stonehenge?

No clouds on Salisbury Plain? Shit, the weather really IS changing!

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Funny ...

::flips pages::

... seems my calendar is still working perfectly.

Sad SACK: Linux PCs, servers, gadgets may be crashed by 'Ping of Death' network packets

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Re: So, not great, not terrible

I still play ADVENT on my PDP-10.

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Re: "No panic, no forced reboot."

1) I have seen Windows, including Windows 10, reboot WITHOUT authorization far too many times to count. Even when told specifically not to. Even the so-called "enterprise" versions. But I wasn't talking about Windows. I was talking about the OP's comment, and didn't even mention an OS.

2) I was responding to the OP's seemingly misguided opinion that any change to the Kernel means a reboot is necessary. I was not specifically commenting on the issue at hand.

Hotpatching is as hotpatching does. I use it occasionally. It's not like a reboot is going to kill me or anything ... I gave up on the uptime DSWs a LONG time ago.

I am perfectly secure, thank you very much :-) Oh, wait, you mean this computer attached via TCP/IP to the world-wide network called "The Internet"? No, that's not secure at all. No such computer is, for the simple reason that TCP/IP is inherently insecure. So I take precautions when using it, like not using my real name/address, not giving out my SSN, not doing any banking and not using my credit cards over it. Yourself?

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Re: "No panic, no forced reboot."

1) He said "forced reboot". He can choose when to reboot, if needed.

2) Look up loadable kernel modules.

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Re: So, not great, not terrible

Sabroni, we're somewhat blasé about it because it's just another minor bug which was ALREADY PATCHED when ElReg ran the article. In fact, my users (corporate, academic and home) were already patched before I posted my comments late last night. It was no big deal, discovered & fixed in a matter of hours.

Bugs are inevitable in large coding projects. It's not the existence of bugs that are the difference in perception. It's the mechanism for acknowledging and dealing with them.

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Reminds me ...

... of the even older days of the Ping of Death.

Doesn't make me misty eyed at all. Just another bug to patch.

::shrugs::

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Mike probably wouldn't have had much to say about it.

It's a bug in the Kernel, not in ping.

UK.gov whacks export ban on 'grotesque' crab made by famous Brit potter bros

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Re: One wonders ...

Are you suggesting that might makes right?

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Re: From what I remember ...

Where did I say I was abroad with the Brits?

Well, to be perfectly honest, I was abroad with the Brits, but only because I am a Californian who has spent close to 20% of my life in the UK. But visit Spain with you lot on VACA? No fuckin' way. I have much better things to do with my down time than drinking Harp, Carlsberg or Kronenberg on a beach in Andalusia or Valencia.

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From what I remember ...

... you lot import far more crabs from Spain every summer than you export.

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Clam up before we have to use some mussel on you.

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One wonders ...

... what The Reviewing Committee on the Export of Works of Art and Objects of Cultural Interest has to say about the repatriation of most of the contents of the British Museum.

Idle Computer Science skills are the Devil's playthings

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Re: BTDT...

ME TOO!!!!!!1!1!!!

We asked readers what DXC should be known for... and of course you came up with the goods

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As we say around here ...

... stupidity should hurt!

Badges for Commentards

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So bloody post more!

Seriously, you also don't have a bronze badge ... which means you've dropped below 100 posts in the last 12 months. For the silver upgrade, you have to have 2,000 upvotes on top of that (which you clearly do). So post a couple of garbage posts here, and your badge should be restored.

For gold, you have to know which Vulture to suck ... and rumo(u)r has it that that Vulture is no longer with us. There have been no new gold badges handed out since the badge system was installed. Which pretty much tells you how important badges really aren't.

For more, see:

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/27/el_reg_commentard_badges/

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/02/01/register_comments_guidelines/

Those darn users don't know what they're doing (not like us, of course)

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Re: Re Car

About a million years ago, I used to occasionally drive an ancient VW microbus from Los Gatos to Santa Cruz California, up and over Highway 17. This is a roughly North/South mountain road, with the summit of ~1800 feet at Patchen Pass. The Bus had a 1.1L (69ci), 24HP (18KW) motor. I had to stop twice on the way up to adjust the carb for "altitude". I tried to drive it to Tahoe once (6,225ft), up Highway 80. After stopping to adjust the carb every ~600ft of altitude, I had to physically change the jetting at Colfax (2,425ft). I finally gave up and turned around at Blue Canyon (4,700 ft).

The owner later put a Mazda 13B into it. Mileage went to hell, but at least it was driveable at altitudes above sea level without dicking around with the carb.

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Re: minge pump

"Is minge universal slang or is it relatively UK specific"

UK specific, with some bleed-over into the former Empire. My Big Dic says it first appeared in print in 1903, but was used in the spoken form in various lower-class dialects in the British Isles starting sometime in the late 1800s. It's probably from the Romani language ("mitch", 1874), and possibly originated in Armenian. Derivatives (minger, minging, etc.) seem to be inventions of the 1990s. I certainly don't remember them from my Schoolboy Daze in Yorkshire a couple decades prior ...

Not to be confused with "ming", with a hard g, which is Scottish, meaning excrement, first seen in print in 1924 ... and from the 1970s, minging (mingin') meaning stinking, unpleasant, or drunk. Or perhaps unpleasantly stinking drunk.

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Re: Re Car

There were also automatic chokes that were operated by heat from the exhaust.

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