Re: "I hate them."
Your comment is not even wrong.
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... the coyote is native to North America. Last time I checked, Pennsylvania was in North America. So no, nothing at all like rabbits & cane toads (and cats!) in Oz.
In actual fact, the coyotes of the Lehigh Valley, where Palmer Township is located, have been there since at least the 1940s, after Humans made the territory more hospitable to them by deforestation and eradicating the local Wolf population. They weren't "brought in", they simply moved in to fill the niche that was made available to them.
In fact, I'm willing to bet that the park in question already has a population of coyotes ... they are very opportunistic and can fit in with humans pretty much anywhere. Even the City of San Francisco has a local population of coyotes. All the Township probably needs to do is encourage them instead of harassing them.
All of the UK is coastal. It's just a little island, with no elevation to speak of. I've seen gulls on the highest hilltops of Eryri and in the heart of the so called "highlands" of Scotland. Takes a bit of a storm to blow them into the Yorkshire side of the Pennines, but I've seem 'em there, too.
Lehrer wasn't satirizing hunters, he was satirizing city slickers with a deer tag.
On the rare occasion that I wear camo, it's bright orange. I don't want the likes of Dick Cheney mistaking me for game. This wardrobe change only happens on opening weekend of deer hunting season. That's when the city slickers come out to the woods and blaze away at anything that moves, thus causing any wildlife with a central nervous system to dive for deep cover until the clueless idiots go home again.
"I shudder to think what goose falling would do to a car."
Probably not as much damage as you might think. I ran into one that was flying low across Hwy 101 just South of Cloverdale a couple years ago. I was doing about 70MPH. Took out the right front running light and put a slight dent in the grill/headlight trim of my 1975 F-250. No other damage. There is a lot of air in feathers and bird bones, provides some cushioning on impact.
No other damage to the truck, that is ... The only bits of goose that were salvageable were the right leg and breast. Threw 'em into the little smoker, 220F, no seasoning at all, just wine barrel stave smoke for about 2.5 hours. Tasty.
Nah. They avoid our geese, probably for the simple reason that the geese live too close to human activity. Mountain Lions (Puma, Cougar, Catamount, etc.) don't travel in "brigades", they are (mostly) solitary. Also, with rare exception, they quite sensibly avoid humans at all costs. They are, all in all, a very easy big predator to share space with.
I've seen one maybe twenty times in all the years we've lived here, nearly always just before sun-up ... although I see evidence of their existence regularly. We live on the junction between three of their territories, and quite appreciate the fine job they do controlling the wild turkey population and taking care of deer with broken legs and the like. I've lost a couple dozen lambs to them over the years ... but only lambs that managed to stray beyond the field the rest of their flock was in. I don't fault the cats for this, and look on it a being another variation on the angel's share.
I can change your tune. Try roasting them with carrots, onions, celery and fennel. Salt, pepper and the ubiquitous bay leaf doesn't hurt. Serve with potatoes (any cooking method, I like mashed). Turn the drippings into real gravy for the spuds. Two or three veg of choice rounds out the meal.
The smell of one cooking might attract your neighbors, so share. They are plenty big for a crowd.
Don't forget to turn the carcass into stock! Waste not, want not.
They have become non-migratory for a reason ... that reason being that the location is perfect goose habitat. Humans NOT hunting is a part of the reason it's such a good habitat ... even if you shift the existing population, wild ones will settle into the slot and take over. Obtaining a federal permit to send in hunters to remove most of the problem birds, leaving only a few behind to fill what would otherwise become a vacuum, is the only thing that will work long-term. Once you've got the basic problem under control, standard hunting licenses should be able to maintain it.
Of course the greenies will shout down this logical approach to a man-made problem ...
They are protected as a part of the Migratory Birds Act ... but that doesn't mean you can't shoot them. There is a designated hunting season, but take note of bag limits. Also, you CAN get federal permits to remove non-migratory populations which have become nuisances. When we first moved into this property, we had around 80 Canada Geese that lived here year-round, squeezing out local waterfowl. The prior owner had fed them regularly, making them into rather dangerous, noisy, stinky, messy, destructive "pets".
It took about two years (and the ire of local greenies) before we received our federal permit to remove the problem. It's been almost two decades of carefully culling the flock, but now we now have a manageable population of what is in essence domestic Canada Geese. And ongoing permission to cull them as required, to keep the population under control. (We are audited yearly.)
Don't worry, the harvested culled critters don't go to waste. They do, however, go to waist ... Them's seriously good eats!
"Yet sheeple seem to accept mobile banking and payment systems are secure."
FTFY
"Make yer minds up, either it is possible to make secure mobile apps or it isn't."
We (TINW) have made up our minds. It isn't.
Remember, just because it is possible to do something doesn't mean it is a good or safe idea ... no matter how much marketing tries to tell you otherwise.
"The app biz claims the researchers looked at an old version of Voatz, one that has since been updated at least 27 times."
So that's what, last Tuesday's mid-afternoon version?
When was the last time your DearOldMum updated an app?
Internet security is an illusion. So-called smart phone security doubly so.
... one morning I rode my horse from Portola Valley Equestrian Center to SLAC. Got her into one of the buildings, and down the heavy goods lift into the basement, hitched her to my office door and got to work. I stopped there, but I could have taken her into the actual computer room down the hall.
At lunch time, I rode her back to PVEC. Nobody seemed to even notice, except a janitor who poked his head into my office to say "Nice horse! Are you expecting me to clean up after her?", to which I replied that I'd take care of it if necessary.
Why? To prove a point about lax security ... Neither the horse, nor myself, had our badge with us. Funny how video of a horse in a basement can light a fire under otherwise disinterested management ... security is much better at SLAC now. No, I wasn't arrested. Today, I'd probably get life without for even suggesting such a stunt ... Prior to this, I had been riding my panhead down the same path for about a week, including the trip down the lift, without anybody batting an eye.
The mind boggles ...
Out of curiosity, Apple employees, why are you still working for a company that clearly doesn't trust you ... and doesn't care enough about you to ensure that the daily exit procedure is automatically included in the 8 hours they pay you for? Seriously. WHY? I'd have told them to fuck off the second time they attempted to hold me up (I'd allow it once. Anybody can make a mistake.) ... and I'd have called the cops for them holding me against my will if I wasn't allowed to leave. That's kidnapping, no matter how you try to gloss it over.
It's not a Latin word, it's an English word.
The Latin root is "decimat", meaning removal of a tenth. The Roman army disciplinary action of drawing every tenth man by lot and putting them to death (not removal of hands!) was first called decimation in English around 1600. It was also briefly used in English similarly to the word "tithe", also starting in around 1600.
As a side note, most linguists consider the word to have mutated into the more common "utterly destroyed" meaning. Some of us pedants disagree.
The tl;dr and/or "I never follow links" version:
114 games of golf played during this Presidency, at a cost to US taxpayers in excess of $125,000,000 ... and counting.
"I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to go play golf." —-Donald J. Trump lies his ass off, as usual ... This time August 2nd, 2016 in Ashburn VA.
"I wouldn't be surprised if they're all sock puppets of the same 1 or 2 individuals."
Because you firmly believe that only one or two folks who read ElReg think Trump is a blustering, bumbling, bulbous buffoon with delusions of grandeur? And that the vast majority of ElReg readers are firmly on the side of Trump?
Either you are trolling very badly (and getting worse at it as you go), or you're just as deluded as the idiot in chief. Do you worship his blessed senility?
Yeah, sure. He's done SUCH a good job of draining that ol' swamp, hasn't he. And all that other bullshit that the idiots who voted for him swallowed.
Just admit you voted for a dud and move on, bob. It'll do you a world of good.
If you're not just trolling, that is. Which I still suspect is the case.
The impeachment did nothing for one reason, and one reason only: The completely emasculated Republicans control the Senate, but not their own convictions. Well, not completely emasculated. Romney seems to have managed to grow one ... I was hoping he'd grow a pair.
(Edit: Now THAT typoe was a strange bit o'dyslexia ... )
For a while computer cases were made for both DIN and PS/2 style keybr0ads. Often, when the motherboard only came with PS/2 keyboard support, the DIN socket was left open, a hole in the back of the case. Turns out that flesh & blood mice can easily fit through the DIN hole. As a result, for a period of maybe 6 or 8 years, mice making their nest in PC-style computers was fairly common.
(Yes, this is an edited version of my previous, now deleted post. Brain fart on my part. Mea culpa. Have a homebrew.)
The Oracle has noted your musing and is moved to comment:
The Usenet Oracle is exactly where the Usenet Oracle has always been. That would be Usenet, of course. Where have you been?
For forcing the Oracle to slum it here on El Reg, you owe the Oracle three cold ones and must wave a rubber chicken while standing on the TRVTH pedestal next full moon.