* Posts by jake

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Microsoft touts its Surface Laptop Go as 'cheap' option – but that price quickly goes up for useful RAM and storage

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Re: Apple prices without the desirability

"I do not see the words if bought second hand anywhere in jake's posts."

No? Perhaps your parser is b0rken.

An AC wrote: "And crap resale value."

I responded "Unless you're the person it's being resold to ... " Meaning that the second-hand purchaser will be getting a good deal. This is based on myself (and others) watching the market for $SHINEYKIT after the lust(er) has worn off somewhat ... the prices plummet, almost universally.

You continue with "The laptop models under discussion aren't even available on the new market yet."

Correct. Shirley the proverbial thinking man would understand I was discussing potential future events? The comment after the ellipsis was one use I could see for the thing if I could purchase one at a low enough price at some time in the future. It would seem that most of our fellow commentards figured that out.

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Re: 4GB is plently enough RAM

I don't use teams on any size laptop. We use proper communications tools around these here parts.

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Re: Apple prices without the desirability

Re-read what I typed. All will be revealed.

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Re: 4GB is plently enough RAM

Pretty much mirrors my thoughts. Will it run Slackware?

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Re: Apple prices without the desirability

"And crap resale value."

Unless you're the person it's being resold to ... Stick Linux on it and use it as a "who cares" road machine when going into iffy areas. Don't forget your travel insurance.

Talk about working smarter: NASA scientists searching for craters on Mars train AI software to do the job for them

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Re: What's that you say, NASA?

"(I'm not a big enough word Nazi to subscribe to the OED)"

I'm not either, but I've always been fascinated by language in general, and it's origins. My own second edition OED (dead tree version) was a wedding present from my FIL. One of the single best, most thoughtful, well used and treasured gifts I have ever received. My daughter has been heard to comment that she's glad she's an only-child because she won't have to fight her siblings for it when I'm gone ...

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Re: What's that you say, NASA?

My use of the term marketing hype was in regard to AI, not symbiosis.

However, Lick's use of the term not withstanding, I stand by my opinion that it doesn't apply to a man using a tool. That's what I thought when I was at sail, and that's still what I think. Or do you consider me, an air compressor and a roofing nailer a three-way symbiosis?

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What's that you say, NASA?

"an exciting symbiosis of human and AI 'investigators'"?

No, it is not. Symbiosis refers to two forms of life living together. It's right there in the word, if you look. Last time I checked, computers, even those running AI systems, were not a form of life no matter how hard you squint at them, and regardless of marketing hype.

All this is is another tool at the disposal of the researchers.

There ain't no problem that can't be solved with the help of American horsepower – even yanking on a coax cable

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Where I come from ...

... those have a name: Suicide Cord. Often used to connect a generator to a house supply through a dryer or oven plug, thus driving both 110V legs of the household. Not recommended. In fact, in most jurisdictions it is extremely illegal because you can back-drive the public grid, thus putting linesmen into danger if they think ("know") that the power is down. This HAS killed people. Do NOT do it!

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Re: Blowing fibre.

We were discussing fiber, not water. And besides, I've found that a wet&dry vac does a better job in many cases than blowing the water out, especially in systems with many branches. What works even better is a drain installed at an engineered-in low point. Inexpensive self leveling rotary lasers are gawd/ess's gift to the cognizant DIYer.

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Re: Blowing fibre.

For microfiber, sure. That's not what we were discussing.

Horses for courses.

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Re: Closest I've had to that ....

Because the word is from the Middle English soudure would be my guess. Not our fault you lot corrupted your own word along the way.

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Re: the difference between an engineer and sn installer.

Did he have the Martian accent (or whatever that was) to go with the look?

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Re: Never work with children or animals?

A friend uses his ferrets occasionally. Tinned sardines as bait (YMMV).

While we're on this topic, a good tool for lobbing cable over hanging ceilings is a crossbow.

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Re: Blowing fibre.

Hint: Don't use a compressor. Use a decent shopvac. Really. It works better.

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Re: Beware mystery cable runs

Just to piggy-back on this one ... They do make what purports to be direct burial network cables. My advice? Always run them in properly installed conduit anyways. Trust me on this.

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Single points of failure always do.

I landed a contract to install two big, garage sized, Memorex tape backup robots at a large number-crunching outfit once. Before I bid on the job, the VP of operations gave me the grand tour. He was proud of all his redundancy. He had two power lines coming in to two separate rooms, with a motor-generator, a large battery consisting of dozens of telco-style lead-acid batteries, a generator, and monitoring systems for each room-full of gear. The 48 Volts was switched by a box at the corner where the two rooms met, brought into the main building via a 5" conduit, where it was switched to two separate computer rooms. Even the links between outlying offices were redundant T-1 and T-3 lines. There was a third "data center" that was dark, to be used for spares "just in case". It was designed to provide non-stop operations, and it did a pretty good job of it. Even the Halon had built-in redundancy.

Until a semi-truck carrying some of my Memorex kit backing into the receiving dock went off course & cut the 5" conduit. The security cameras caught the sparks quite nicely :-)

Two weeks after installing the tape robots, I had a proposal for a more geographically diverse version of the same thing on the VP's desk. I didn't land that contract, alas.

Where are we now? Microsoft 363? 362? We've lost count because Exchange Online isn't playing nicely this morning

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Re: Pedantry corner - homophone alert

To be honest, here in Leftpondia we only use the -ent variation, the -ant version is considered archaic. (Except possibly in Canada, but then their version of English has been corrupted by French even worse than you lot in Rightpondia's version.)

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Re: Where are my pitchfork and my torch?

But just think of all the money they have saved by not purchasing software and the machines to run it on! What's a few missed orders here & there? And of course we save money by not fielding complaints! Maybe we should do away with the "support@" email address, it's a money-sink ...

Your Accountants listening to Their Marketing is running down the economy. Seriously, think about it ... How many Billions of dollars has Microsoft-induced downtime cost corporations world-wide in the last year? The last five years? The last decade? Two decades?

And how much would your company have saved in downtime alone (after re-training costs & etc.) had you switched to BSD & Linux twenty years ago?

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"If you can no longer use the words "Master" and "Slave" in general computing context"

Ah, but you can. But only if you want to be understood by virtually everybody involved with technology on the entire planet.

"What is "we" in Microsoft context anyways?"

That's when they piss all over you.

Ring glitch results in global ding dong ditch: Doorbell bling flings out random pings but they're not the real thing

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Re: Ignorance is bliss

That's nice, Timmy. And the other 99.9999% of the people that this tat is marketed at?

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Re: Look on the bright side.

How do you know all that? That's top secret R&D, that is!

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Re: Jeff Bezos' Ring?

Chuck dropped out, moved to California, got into computers, and eventually became the contributor to this week's ElReg On Call feature. Finally, he has made it!

https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/02/on_call/

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Re: ding dong ditch

We called it Ding Dong Ditch, Ring And Run, Doorbell Ditch or Knock and Run in Silly Con Valley. The terms were used interchangeably. This is probably indicative of the vast diversity of the origins of the inhabitants ...

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Look on the bright side.

Amazon will eventually shut down the service, and then nothing like this will ever happen again!

Of course when that time comes, you'll have to purchase a new doorbell ...

May I interest you in this new model in advance, so you have no loss of service? It consists of a through-door striker and your choice of chime or bell. It is guaranteed to work for life, with no false positives, no loss of service, and no downtime, and no batteries, ever! Available in Black, Chrome, Brushed Nickle, and Antiqued Bronze. Wood Tone, Harvest Gold and Avocado Green[0] available on special order only for an extra $25.00. Just $99.95 +shipping and handling. Easy installation, requires no more than a drill, two bits, and a screwdriver.

[0] Hey. there are still people out there buying shag carpeting, just catering to the market.

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Re: Ignorance is bliss

"does this mean it's processing it's data off the premises?"

Of course. Why would one install a simple circuit consisting of three pieces of wire, a buzzer, a power source and a button when one can use a computer that has to be networked to a massive bank of servers halfway around the world and requires a cell phone to properly use?

I mean, really! It's obvious, innit?

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Re: Jeff Bezos' Ring?

Yo! Jeff! Sit on it!

(Probably dating myself ... )

Google adopts ‘value-neutral’ language to make selfies less about ‘beauty’

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Suggested ad copy:

Try go ogle's new SelfieSystem! Now with 15% less built-in narcissism!

Cloud biz Blackbaud admits ransomware crims may have captured folks' bank info, months after saying that everything's fine

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But it was in the CLOUD!!!!!1!1!!!one!

Marketing has told us that clouds are perfectly safe! Shirley they weren't lying‽‽‽

British Army develops AI shotgun drone with machine vision for indoor use

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Re: What could possibly go wrong?

Yeah, because as everybody knows the British Military is looking to get into busting civilians for drugs. It's just like that. How could I have ever missed it.

On the other hand, if this things serves a warrant in the middle of the night and the moron in the house starts shooting, the cop back at headquarters won't have to shoot back to defend himself after getting hit in the leg, nor will his compadres have to provide covering fire ... Maybe it IS a good thing for civilian use.

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Re: What could possibly go wrong?

The battlefield will sound like a billion invading hornets, striking fear into the very hearts of the enemy ... until the enemy switches on the electronic countermeasures and turns it up to 100,000W of transmit power. Then the silence will be deafening ... followed by the sound of $BIGNUM of drones hitting the ground.

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Re: What could possibly go wrong?

Muscleguy writes: "This is all about the bravery of being out of range."

That is one of the single most idiotic things I've ever read here on ElReg.

This is all about not putting any more human beings into danger unnecessarily.

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You are not even wrong, Jan 0.

Punt gun muzzle velocity was usually lower than that of a modern shotgun (blackpowder and poor wadding were the major factors). However, they were typically loaded with the very same #4 buck that I used in the above example. Lower velocity means lower energy on target equals less penetration. Punt guns were not devastating because of power, they were devastating because of sheer volume of shot, typically firing a pound of shot (~2160 pellets) per load ... and sometimes five or more hunters would fire into a flock simultaneously.

I have taken many duck, from all angles. The direction the ducks are flying makes absolutely no difference to penetration.

I have rarely shot a duck "in the back" .... a duck's back is on top when they are flying, and I am on the ground. Can't hit what I can't see. Not that it makes any difference to me, or the duck. Why would you think otherwise? Anthropomorphizing? Do you think food somehow magically materializes wrapped in plastic in the back room at Tesco/Safeway?

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Re: Timing will be critical

How much of that was training, certification and other overhead?

How does that compare to other armies in other conflicts?

Not arguing, as I honestly don't know ... but I am curious.

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"Wouldn't a drone mounted .22 have better penetration?"

Sure, but that's not the whole story.

#4 buckshot, with a diameter of 0.24", has a velocity of around 1300fps (mild 12 gauge loads), vs. a .22 at around 1200fps. The .22 weighs in at around 40gr, the #4 buck at 20.6gr. Doing the math, the .22 has around 40% more energy on target (at short distances) ... combine that with stability in flight and projectile shape, and the .22 has the edge.

However, given a single shot there are a lot more chances of hitting the target multiple times with the shotgun.The shotgun fires around 27 projectiles, all hitting an area under 1 foot in diameter (depending on choke and possibly with a few fliers). And even with it's much lower energy, it's still powerful enough for each pellet to do major organ damage. There is a reason they call it buckshot ... it's not for hunting mice!

Note: I'm assuming typical "home defense" distances in the above, which seems reasonable given the topic under discussion. Likewise the #4x27 shot, which is a good all 'round load for this kind of thing.

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"duck feathers are a reasonable counter to shotgun pellets"

Interesting statement. Cite? Because my freezer says no ...

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Combat shotguns shoot whatever loads are deemed necessary for a given situation.

Don't believe everything you see and hear on youtube ... The only reason any of it exists to get page hits. Especially that side of youtube.

Ocado shakes hands with Oracle on cloud ERP system to help it ply online grocer tech in overseas markets

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Don't all y'all just love ...

... getting ERPed on?

Key-cutting machine borked sideways after visit from the BSOD fairy locks things down

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Re: I wonder...

"you need permission to cut one (they are engraved 'Security Key')."

So what? Take it to your local locksmith and tell 'em your Wife/daughter needs a copy. He'll be happy to cut you a key because it's YOUR security that's at issue, nobody else's. That's if he even bothers to comment on the label in the first place, which he probably won't.

I have eight keys that are similarly labeled. My Wife has a copy of all of them, the foreman has copies of half of them, and the field hands all have a copy of two of them.

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Re: I wonder...

Exactly.

There is a reason that "Computer says no." as an answer can still be funny ...

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Re: Windows?

But also being Windows, they have been conditioned by decades of Redmond "technical support" to turn it off and back on again to see if that helps.

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A few minutes?

Probably under ten seconds ... The lock on that kind of box is usually very easy to get past. They aren't designed with security in mind, they are designed to keep idiots from electrocuting themselves.

Groq is hard to grok but reckons its AI chips roq: Ex-Googlers' unorthodox design now shipping to customers

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Yes, but only in text mode.

Singapore Airlines turns A380 into a restaurant, delivers plane food to homes

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Re: Once again...

"We've had flights to nowhere and from the same airport for years..."

So has anyone holding a private pilot's license. Sometimes many times on a single day, especially early on.

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Re: Drats!

You can buy one new (if empty) for roughly the same price, and kit it out any way you like. A friend of mine has a couple of them (bought at scrap prices[0]), one he uses for spare parts storage on track days, one he uses for all his drone kit, and another one in his nursery greenhouse for the little bits & bobs that he uses when starting seedlings, transplanting, rooting cuttings, and that kind of thing.

[0] Alan Steel & Supply in Redwood City in his case, call the scrap yard(s) near your local airport and see if you get lucky.

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Re: glory of air travel

Scheduled air transport is awful. Nay, make that absolutely atrocious.

Military air travel can be OK, but usually isn't.

General Aviation is the only way to fly.

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Re: Empty prose.

You're also getting the cart itself, which start at around that price new (sans drawers, logos, other decorations & etc., which are optional extras).

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Re: Among the odder products of the COVID-19 pandemic are “flights to nowhere”

"Is "communist" some new USAism for commuting?"

I have never heard the term used that way here on the Left Coast, but I suspect they mean public transportation. The Right Coast has a rather poor sense of humo(u)r at the best of times.

"why would visitors wish to leave the Garden State in such a hurry?"

You've obviously never been there. To give you an idea of how bad that part of the world actually is, most New Jerseyites actually think Florida is a nice place to vacation.

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Empty prose.

"its offer to sell bar carts filled with myriad tiny bottles of wine and other in-flight refueling supplies."

FTFY

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