* Posts by jake

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Turns out humans are leading AI systems astray because we can't agree on labeling

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Re: And of course people are bloody minded ...

:-)

It's Friday. Have a beer.

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Re: And of course people are bloody minded ...

Yes, computers are a force multiplier.

(For clarity, please note that that word is not "multiplayer".)

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Re: And of course people are bloody minded ...

"Aye, but computers can make them a thousands times faster."

But only if told to do so by a human. Computers can't think for themselves. They are not intelligent (Sorry, amfM ... but deep down even you know that this is true.)

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Re: @TDog - Google Captcha

Nobody said anything about coherency.

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Re: So ...

... and has to pick between running over them, or the crocodile in the next lane, doing a fair approximation of a lightbulb.

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And of course people are bloody minded ...

... I know people who intentionally mislabel pictures that might be slurped, just to bugger up the data. Some because they are horrified by ihe concept of AI, some because they hate big business, some just for the lulz, and some for various other reasons, or combinations of reasons.

Computers sometimes make mistakes. To really bugger it up requires a human.

You put Marmite where? Google unveils its latest AI wizardry: A cake made of Maltesers and the pungent black tar

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Re: Maltesers translated

That's "pumpkin pie spice", which is used to flavo(u)r pumpkin pie, thus the name.

I like my blend, in pie. The universal plastic version applied to damn near everything (including coffee, for fuck's sake!) is bloody awful. The scent alone can give me a headache, but not as fast as the artificial "cinnamon" scented pine cones do.

Also note that most commercial "pumpkin pie" is actually sweet potato pie ... cheaper raw ingredients which keep longer in bulk storage. Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with a good homemade sweet potato pie! But the commercial offerings are loaded with gawdawful amounts of sugar and the above mentioned universal plastic "pumpkin pie spice". Avoid it at all costs.

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Re: I can't believe that

I can.

That was funny. Once.

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Breakfast of Champions!

Try spread lightly on hot, toasted, buttered (unsalted!) San Francisco sourdough. The trick is to get the balance right, so you can taste each component with each bite. Perfect with bacon and eggs and a big mug of fresh roast coffee.

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Re: Marmite Recipe Suggestions

Concur on the marmited butter on popcorn ... tip: Use a really good local butter, and make sure it is unsalted! Add salt to taste later, if you think you need it.

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Re: Known in the US and Canada as The Great British Baking Show.

As a Yank who has spent quite a bit of time in Blighty. it seemed odd to me, too. Odd enough that I wrote and asked out of pure, unadulterated curiosity. No reply, of course.

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Re: Maltesers translated

"Blackcurrant and Liquorice"

Sounds tasty :-)

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Re: Maltesers translated

Whoppers are a trade name for the more generic "Malted Milk Balls".

Friends don't let friends eat Hershey or Cadbury. Both are narsty, overly sweet, imitation chocolate-like milkey confections.

Proper licorice is available nationwide. Call around, you'll find a local outlet.

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Marmite cheesecake!

I just might try it :-)

Don't worry, I'll go very. very, very light on the sugar. Obviously.

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Re: Marmite Icing

"looked odd but was actually not bad"

Blargh ... This Californian sez "I know it's traditional and all that, but c'mon .... sugar on sugar on sugar? I'm not eating that ... and what do you mean, it's supposed to be a savory dish? What kind of fool do you take me for?".

Not surprised a Brit would find it palatable, though ...

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Re: I admit...

I've done the same thing. Turns out that Marmite works well in marinade for grilled chicken. It's rather nice as the salt component on salmon, too.

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Eh?

What's wrong with grapefruit?

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Even better ...

... just after you harvest it yourself.

Yep, you're totally unique: That one very special user and their very special problem

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Re: Yesterday's pain

One of my mentors back in the day had a mantra:

Always Check The Wire First!

I took it to heart and built myself several small boxes for testing cables, and later bought a TDR. I can't tell you how many hours (weeks? months?) of troubleshooting this has saved me over the decades.

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Re: (Can't...stop...the... voices....)

"I am trying to envision the moment I am helping my mother with a problem and I say "open a terminal"."

That old saw again?

I converted MeDearOldMum, Great Aunt and Wife to Slackware nearly two decades ago. I have never, not once, asked any of them to open a terminal. But then they don't often call me for technical support, either ... Slackware, as setup by me for them, just works. Try it, you might like it.

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Not too many decades ago ...

... we often lamented that the brightness knob didn't seem to work on the users. DEC had a (not very) official Field Service Memo on the subject, somewhat similar the the IBM "Mouse Balls" one.

IBM, Red Hat face copyright, antitrust lawsuit from SCO Group successor Xinuos

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Re: you can't kill UNIX

OpenSUSE's not UNIX.

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Re: "Vexacious Litigant".

FRCP Title III, Rule 11 ... They just haven't managed to piss off the right judge yet. Their good luck can't last forever.

Scientists stumped by strange X-rays from Uranus

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Not to be confused with ...

... blowing smoke, presumably.

I've got the power! Or have I? Uninterruptible Phone-disposal Stuffup

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Re: In the distant past....

"I see ABE has come up in the world."

Oh, I don't know ... Speaking only for myself, I'm pretty sure I've had more fun at undergrad hole-in-the-wall boozers than I've ever had at any commercial airport.

In the distant past, of course.

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Re: And I love the ones in the UK.

From Wiki: "Passenger services were reported as "to end on 31 January 2016",[15] although British Airways/Sun-Air continued temporarily to operate flights from Cambridge to Gothenburg. Since 24 March 2016 tickets have not been available to the general public.[16] As of November 2017 the flights now originate in Manchester with a brief stop in Cambridge."

Sure it's International. Just not quite as much as the OP's "flight to Canada or Mexico" which are probably ongoing, regular weekly passenger services (or will be again, post-Covid).

Note that the "International" designation gives certain benefits, tax-wise and etc. I don't know about you, but if I ran an airport I'd certainly take advantage of all the financial incentives that I was legally capable of getting. If adding "international" to the name gives me more, hand me a bucket of paint!

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Re: "doing an OVH"

"Ouhhh burn"

'70s on line one. Something about wanting their slang back.

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Re: I love the US airports that brand themselves with the name of a city 100 miles away

I should have added that LAX is also about 30 road-miles away from the City of Los Angeles.

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Re: Buses

Back in the early '80s I was accidentally flown into LAX. Should have been BUR (Burbank). Arrived just before 4PM on a Wednesday, had to be on site by 6. Have you ever tried to navigate LA freeways at that hour? My destination might as well have been on another continent. You know how expensive it is to book a small, private aircraft at the last minute? Try it with a helicopter.

I made the meeting. I didn't get the emergency call out +graveyard bonus, though. Seems the chopper ride ate it (which I was blamed for, despite not even knowing the company name before I was on the ground!). This was the incident that caused the company to outfit us emergency field service guys with new-fangled DynaTACs ...

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Re: I love the US airports that brand themselves with the name of a city 100 miles away

Heathrow's, what, 30 miles by road from the City of London? Somewhere in that range, anyway.

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Re: I love the US airports that brand themselves with the name of a city 100 miles away

Not quite 100 miles. Melbourne is 50ish miles away, and Sanford under 25.

"I keep having people fly in, and have to tell them "sorry mate, you're going to have to pay one hell of a taxi fare" and "no, I'm not going to pick you up""

Quite regularly? Instead of enjoying their misfortune, you could actually inform them before they purchase their ticket. You know, be friendly and proactive about it ... the poor bastards are already saddled with having to endure Florida, without adding getting lost to their list of travails.

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Re: "Doing an OVH"

My brain is convinced that it's a mispleling of OHV, and I always do a double-take. I've probably done one too many valve jobs ...

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And I love the ones in the UK.

Cambridge International comes to mind.

Insert something about stowing thrones in grass houses here.

Director, deputy director, CTO of Free Software Foundation quit after Stallman installation

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"Nothing about removing him from the history books."

And now I can't find links to what I was talking about.

It was on the news on DearOldTelly, early last August[0], for about a week on and off. It consisted of several supposed "experts" on childhood learning stating outright that we must completely erase all aspects of our racist history (or at least hide it from the children and other non-researchers), because teaching kids what their Great Grandparents were up to is actively promoting institutional racism. A couple even went on to claim this was a form of child abuse. I've heard the suggestion on and off in relation to Sir Francis Drake, Fr. Junípero Serra, and other contentious historical figures ever since.

I've dropped notes to my local news stations, asking if they have any archives of this. If I hear back, I'll post links.

It reminded me of the Texas and Tennessee branches of the Tea Party's attempts to re-write history books to white-wash slavery about 15 years ago. I couldn't believe I was hearing virtually the same thing from supposed liberals.

First they burn books. Then they kill people.

[0] The only reason I know the rough date is because I was canning the first round of last year's tomatoes and had the television news on as background radiation. When I heard it, I damn near dropped my knife!

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Re: Nonsense.

Please note the bit where he says "not indiscriminately". He's not recommending that you shag 14 year olds. He's pointing out that 14 year olds can, and do, shag each other. It's normal, and it's natural. You can't argue with the onset of puberty. If you try, their hormones will laugh at you and they will do it anyway. There is a reason that Juliet (in Romeo and Juliet) was not quite 14.

Context matters, people.

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Re: what's the upside?

"what's REALLY going on?"

I, too wonder that. A part of me hopes that they are finally getting sick of the Politically Correct set getting in the way of actually getting work done.

I fear it is something more nefarious. Lots of money involved.

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Actually, that is EXACTLY what this current cancel-culture fetish is heading towards.

Right now, today, as I speak, the loud-mouthed mob is in the process of trying to convince everyone to rename everything named after Sir Francis Drake, because he supported slavery. They also want his name expunged from the history books in schools. And that's just one example.

Mind you, the idiots haven't really thought it out ... For example, the town of Fairfax down in Marin renamed Sir Francis Drake Blvd because of this ... But they completely ignore the fact that their entire town was named after Charles Snowden Fairfax, 10th Lord Fairfax of Cameron ... who was born into a slave-holding family owning acrage in Virginia.

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Nonsense.

I see the bad side of rms ... I also see that he's being victimized by a bunch of loud-mouthed idiots who refuse to look at the big picture in context.

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Re: We need a new foundation

How about reading the entire thing, in context, including the retraction, instead of cherry-picking the bit that makes him into a monster, and then using semantic tricks to make it sound even worse?

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Re: Stupid is as stupid does

Hey, AC, do you know what "non sequitur" means?

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Re: Stupid is as stupid does

Concur. Just one exploitation example, LDS. And no, "I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend" doesn't count.

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Re: I met...

Perhaps she was always paranoid. Ockham's razor suggests it as the most likely option.

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Re: FSF representing who ? .. or what ?

That word "everyone" ... I don't think it means what you think it means.

Cryptic US Strategic Command tweet reveals dangers of working from home with kids in the way

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Re: Trigger warning in 3..2...1

"You all do realize that the Internet and the Strategic Defense Network are not wire together... right?"

Wrong. The wire is grey matter between the ears of the dude/ttes on either side of the tweet. Look up the meaning of Social Engineering.

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Re: Trigger warning in 3..2...1

Was. That particular idiot-in-chief was told to bugger off.

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Re: Trigger warning in 3..2...1

No. But you might be surprised by what somebody good at Social Engineering could do with his hands on an actual US Strategic Command account. It's not just a foot in the door, it's an entire leg.

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Re: So ";l;;gmlxzssaw" is a child, eh?

Can't be auto-correct. It makes too much sense.

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Re: So ";l;;gmlxzssaw" is a child, eh?

Aye. T'posh lass ... from Keighley.

From what I understand, Mollie invented the Pussy character herself ...

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Re: So ";l;;gmlxzssaw" is a child, eh?

I thought the Idjit "Tweety" Pai quit before he got fired? What was he doing messing around with an account owned by the US Strategic Command at this point in the game?

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