* Posts by jake

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Foxconn's showcase Wisconsin LCD factory becomes aspirational 'manufacturing ecosystem'

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Re: Six years of tax incentives ...

This administration is, however, the administration trumpeting this latest variation on the con.

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Six years of tax incentives ...

... if they run the joint for just about three years?

Putting the con back into both Wisconsin and Foxconn ... since 2017. One wonders if the fine folks in Wisconsin are educated enough to understand that they can vote the bums out of office.

\Will no one think of the golf carts‽‽‽

University duo thought it would be cool to sneak bad code into Linux as an experiment. Of course, it absolutely backfired

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Re: Qiushi Wu [ ... ] and Kangjie Lu, assistant professor at the school

PDNFTT. Thank you.

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Re: 'Our community does not appreciate being experimented on' says Kroah-Hartman

The systemd-cancer is not a part of the kernel, it's just another init. The init starts after the kernel boots, so it's not the kernel community's problem.

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Re: Place your bets...

No.

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Pint

I rather suspect the biggest problem is ...

... that these idiots wasted something that the Kernel Brass have very little of.

That would be time.

I'd ban the twats for life, too.

Have a beer on me, Greg. And thank you, as always.

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Re: Overreaction?

What happens if your girlfriend lifts the odd 20 bucks from your wallet without so much as a by-your-leave? Somehow, I suspect you'll detect it quickly, and deal with the situation no matter how distasteful your options are.

Ah, you know what? Keep your crappy space station, we're gonna try to make our own, Russia tells world

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Re: It does have a finite life

"We can do so much more with machines now that it seems pointless maintaining a permanent presence out there."

Incremental stuff makes a huge difference in the long term.

My Grandfather used to tell us tales about people (himself included) saying that the new-fangled electricity was a waste of time, it was too fiddly, and was a fad that would fade away with time. In fact he himself had it run to his house, used it for about a year, and then cancelled the service for the next fifteen years! At that point, he was quite behind the neighbors, much to his wife's displeasure.

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Re: Keep your crappy space station, we're gonna try to make our own

And vodka. Don't forget the vodka. Which NASA frowns on ... hmmm, I wonder ... Nah. Couldn't be.

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Don't let the ...

... door hit you in the arse on the way out, ingrates.

Won't somebody please think of the children!!! UK to mount fresh assault on end-to-end encryption in Facebook

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Also Administrative groups, once they twigged how easy it was for us to track them down and report them to their ISPs ... and then block the ISPs which allowed such abuse of resources.

Abuse OF the net, not abuse ON the net ... Waste my resources & refuse to clean up your act, I'll block you. Permanently in some cases (the alphagootwats come to mind ... ).

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""Uncle Joe will come visit for a couple days next week" sounds totally innocent, won't be flagged by any police surveillance"

Oh, c'mon ... everybody knows that means the booze, guns, drugs and hookers will be clear of the border by midnight.

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Re: The means already exists

Couple weeks late there, Kemosabe.

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Re: Bore Da, Maidin Mhaith

Or Yorkshire, by 'ek.

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Re: Wrong end of the telescope?

Are you actually calling for the modern parent to parent?

Shocking! How DARE you? Isn't that what the Nanny State is for?

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Re: PA Consulting?

Wiki? You mean that thing that can be edited by anybody?

Shirley a company wouldn't appoint staff to ensure "their" page stays whitewashed!

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Re: once upon a time

Hell, I've never used a credit card on the Internet. Not once. Not planning on doing so, either. Not until the system is entirely rebuilt from the ground up with security in mind. And even then, I will probably not trust whatever system they come up with. Too many things to go wrong.

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Re: One obvious problem with backdoors in end-to-end encryption......

"- ban the use of C programming"

Can I use perl? Assembler? COBOL? Fortran? Forth? Whitespace? The sendmail configuration language? Mouse?

Mayhap they should ban all programming languages. And networks. And computers. And telephones. And the Royal Mail (maybe not that one, I was on a roll ... :-).

remind me to break out my PGP-in-perl T-shirt next time I'm flying into Blighty

US Army develops natural-language voice-command AI for robots, tanks, etc. For search'n'rescue. For now

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Re: Punch and Judy

I'm pretty certain it was Julie whacking Teddy Ruxpin ...

Count yourself lucky if you didn't run across the Julie Doll ... my sister's gave me the heebie-jeebies

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Re: Is it just me?

How can there be over representation in a purely voluntary force?

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Re: Earth to Felix Gervits ...

"the power of comprehending, inferring, or thinking especially in orderly rational ways"

Machines do not think, nor can they comprehend or infer.

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Re: Turn 45 degrees

"They probably still have cutlasses suitable for arming boarding parties still around."

So THAT'S how you lot are planning on getting a functional aircraft carrier ... Remember, as Sir Francis Drake showed us, it's only piracy when some other country does it!

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Re: Is it just me?

Not a lot of good ol' suthun boys in CompSci, for what should be obvious reasons. More likely, computers will be best at both California Neutral and Received Pronunciation (for my fellow Yanks, that second one is as close as makes no nevermind to what we usually call "BBC Pronunciation").

But yes, your point is quite valid. It is an issue that is quite real, and will be extremely hard to resolve.

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Earth to Felix Gervits ...

"robots that are situated in the physical world and reason over their real-time sensory perceptions,”

... that word "reason", I don't think it means what you think it means.

Chinese officials declare intention to become network superpower, tout glorious 5G rollout that's smaller than local carriers' claims

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Re: Sorry, China.

Time to paraphrase ol' Ben, methinks ...

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little bandwidth deserve neither liberty nor bandwidth."

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Re: Sorry, China.

Oh, horse shit. That's corporations deciding what is and isn't allowed on their equipment, and individuals deciding which corporation(s) to draw their information from. It has nothing whatsoever to do with governmental censorship ... and only a government can truly be a censor.

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Re: Sorry, China.

There is a free market in China? What colo(u)r is the sky on your planet?

You better smile when you call me a republican, pardner. Them's fightin' words ...

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Sorry, China.

You will never become a network superpower until you allow the two killer apps of The Internet. That would be complete freedom of reading and writing, without fear of going to jail or worse.

And you can tell Winnie the Pooh I said so, too.

Harassers and bullies succeed in tech because silence is encouraged

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Re: Illegal in the UK and EU

A friend of mine and I were down in the engine room of a rather large boat parked in the Municipal Harbor[0] in Redwood City, California. We were doing routine maintenance, changing the oil & filters, checking seacocks and other through holes, shaft logs, bonding wire, and that kind of thing. As usual in such hot, cramped, potentially dirty conditions we were both wearing old jeans and t-shirts and ratty shoes.

It turned out that we forgot the oil, so the other guy volunteered to run up to my truck to get a couple gallons. He didn't return after fifteen or twenty minutes, so I went ashore to help. My friend was no weakling, but managing 6 gallons of oil by hand is a bit of a pain (even our wimpy US gallons).

I got to my truck just in time for the cops to show up, the harbo(u)r master had detained the suspicious character who was breaking into my truck, and called the police. Just as I arrived, the cops broke into laughter.

The boat we were working on was called "The Catch". The bum that the harbo(u)r master had detained was Dwight Clarke, the owner ... who also owned the restaurant "Clarke's By The Bay" located in the same harbo(u)r. Needless to say, the harbo(u)r master tried to bluster his way out of his embarrassment. He was a crap weasel of the first order.

[0] That's a proper noun, no (u) needed.

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Re: Rednecks incoming.....

"It was that bullies will only try to bully those they perceive to be weaker."

And they don't bully those they perceive to be stronger, because might makes right.

"Your phrase is more fitting to US foreign policy, I'm afraid."

We learned from the best. Has the British Museum given back all the national treasures you lot stole from all those furriners you were bullying yet?

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Re: And the net of all the chatter...

There is nothing inherently wrong with an NDA. I've signed many of them, mostly having to do with not commenting on proprietary technology, procedures, processes, formulae and the like, and always with a set start and end date.

A few have tried to include a "no working for the competition for X time" clause, but I routinely refuse to allow that (I'm a contractor, ALL of my work is in this field!). I just line out that clause in what is obviously just boilerplate with an initial and date. This has never stopped me from getting a contract.

Not a single "sign here before starting work" NDA that I have ever seen included anything to do with matters of personnel.

Occasionally, an HR department tries to hit me with that kind of thing during an exit interview on the conclusion of a given contract, but I just laugh at them. My contract is complete at that point, I'm not signing another one. This has never stopped me from working for that company again.

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Re: I've been around long enough

This is ElReg. Commentards reading for content before getting bent out of shape and pounding out a hissy-fit reply is optional.

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Re: "Harassers and bullies succeed in tech..."

"Yeah, uncorroborated stories of isolated cases always convince me."

Who's side do you take when it's he-said, she-said ... and no evidence exists either way, other than a complaint and a denial?

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Re: Rednecks incoming.....

"but you knew exactly what I meant now, didn't you?"

Yep. I believe the saying is "might makes right".

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Re: "non-disparagement clauses in many employment contracts"?

First you state that "employment laws rolled back to the eighteenth century to match the wild wild West that's the US employment landscape" ... and yet you go on to say that you have actually been employed by US employers who all had "good, decent contracts"?

Do you not see a problem with that dichotomy? Perhaps sharing your actual experience as opposed to what you may have been told would hold a trifle more credence.

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Re: Has anyone ever seen a non-disparagement clause in their contract ?

"Added to that, abusers especially sexual harassers often pick their victims carefully."

Very true, but again that is a whole 'nuther kettle o'worms.

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Re: Has anyone ever seen a non-disparagement clause in their contract ?

NDAs are a whole 'nuther kettle o'worms.

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Re: Has anyone ever seen a non-disparagement clause in their contract ?

That's not an employment contract, that's a redundancy package contract.

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Re: Illegal in the UK and EU

I've seen people thrown out WITHOUT there being an official policy.

About a billion years ago in Internet time, call it roughly 1985, my Boss and I were in my office in Sunnyvale talking to the company owner on the speaker phone. The guy in charge of Advanced Manufacturing slammed into the office, making all kinds of demands, threatening us with firing and worse of we didn't drop everything to do his bidding. Until the owner's voice came out of the telephone, saying three magic words: "Dave, you're fired." ,,, My Boss was given the newly vacated AdvMan seat the following morning, and I took over his position. The owner cautioned both of us separately "Play fair with everybody, I don't like assholes". Needless to say we took him at his word.

I've seen similar for sexual harassment, and etc.

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Re: Illegal in the UK and EU

Same here in the US, despite some grandstanding to the contrary.

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"non-disparagement clauses in many employment contracts"?

Really? Where? What country? How many is "many"? Can we please see examples? Surely you have multiple examples, given the serious nature of what you are charging the industry with.

Personally, I have never seen such a contract. If I did, I'd flat refuse to sign it -or- I'd line through that clause and date & initial the modification (which I have done for other things in the past; never stopped me from working),

Nor have I ever heard any of my friends (male or female) talk about such a thing. Are you trying to tell me that my friends have ALL been silenced? That would be quite the trick, given the nature of my friends ...

By way of reference, I work out of Silicon Valley, and have done for about half a century.

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Re: Has anyone ever seen a non-disparagement clause in their contract ?

"I've never signed an employment contract that had a clause that would prevent me from filing a complaint in court."

Never mind signed, I've never even seen one.

Microsoft realises constant meetings stress people out, adds Office 365 settings to cut them short or start them late

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BMI is a completely useless measure of anything except the intellect of the person who thinks it is useful. For example, according to the BMI, Arnold "da Governator" Schwarzenegger in his T-800 body is morbidly obese.

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CLI for the win!

"Where's the PowerShell command to ban all meetings forever?"

Does format c: still work?

Debian devs decide best response to Richard Stallman controversy is … nothing

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Re: @Norablahblah - he doesn't seem to get the idea..

Interesting. Rather than answer my simple, straightforward question, the AC deleted it's post.

Hint: One correct answer (hopefully) is "I never even started beating my wife!". This points out the idiocy of the question, and perhaps points out the inadequacy of the questioner's logical process ... unless the questioner was using it as an example to point out the illogic of the questioned.

Another correct answer is "Mu". I prefer this one, but most folks don't understand it.

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Re: @Norablahblah - he doesn't seem to get the idea..

Have you stopped beating your wife, AC?

It's a simple, straightforward question.

Lock up your Peloton smart treadmills, watchdog warns families following one death, numerous injuries

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Re: Peloton just like a Corvair?

"Once it was modified."

Having owned a couple of bone-stock examples (a 1962 and a 1966), I disagree. But don't take my word for it, see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsafe_at_Any_Speed#Criticisms_of_the_book

In the March 1963 issue of Mechanix Illustrated, Tom McCahill tried to get a 1963 Corvair to roll, at one point sliding sideways into a street curb, but could not turn the vehicle over.

The Texas Transportation Institute (TTl) Texas A&M University Research Foundation tested the car extensively and concluded "The 1960-1963 Corvair understeers in the same manner as conventional passenger cars up to about 0.4g lateral acceleration, makes a transition from understeer, through neutral steer, to oversteer in a range from about 0.4g to 0.5g lateral acceleration. This transition does not result in abnormal potential for loss of control. The limited accident data available indicates that the rollover rate of the 1960-1963 Corvair is comparable to other light domestic cars. The 1960-1963 Corvair compared favorably with the other contemporary vehicles used in the NHTSA Input Response Tests. The handling and stability performance of the 1960-1963 Corvair does not result in an abnormal potential for loss of control or rollover and it is at least as good as the performance of some contemporary vehicles both foreign and domestic.”

Nader, who is not an engineer, nor did he have a driver's license at the time, had absolutely no idea what he was talking about. I personally have taken everything he says, about anything, with a grain of salt ever since. But I have to thank him for his hand in helping to create the skeptic that I am today.

Don't tell me, show me.

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Re: Peloton just like a Corvair?

Except the Corvair was just as safe as any other comparable car of the era. Nader is an idiot.

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Re: I think it's more a design issue

"Evertried heading cats"

Quite honestly; no, I haven't. Have you? Did you keep your eyes/ears/nose/tongue? How long was the healing process?

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Never trust a company ...

... that calls it's customers "subscribers".

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