* Posts by jake

26713 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Jun 2007

Page:

Linus Torvalds admits to 'self-inflicted damage' with -Werror as Linux 5.15 rc1 debuts

jake Silver badge

Re: -Werror

One could argue that most of the so-called "busywork" should have been taken care of years ago.

Some people make a big deal of tidying up their kitchen because they only do it once a month or so, whether it needs it or not. Me, I make sure the kitchen is clean every night before I go to bed. Only takes a couple minutes, max.

jake Silver badge

New category?

Number of hyper-politically correct complaints about words used in the kernel taken out of context?

This is not the tech unicorn you are looking for... and other stories

jake Silver badge

Your happy, shiney pal who ...

... faithfully reports all your transgressions back to Winnie the Pooh while taking pictures to snitch on all your relatives, friends and neighbors?

And what's that port in its posterior for? Does it sit to recharge? Might give your little ones a bit of a jolt emulating it ...

jake Silver badge

Re: Get me some drone footage of that alligator...

Why would you wish to inflict something as toxic as a youtube blogger on he denizens of a Florida swamp? What did they ever do to you?

jake Silver badge

Excuse me?

"while living in the least hygienic environment imaginable"

Shirley New York City is at least marginally worse ... why else would folks bail out of NY and head for Florida once they have enough money?

I'll leave why they wouldn't pick a less objectionable new location as an exercise for the reader.

Not too bright, are you? Your laptop, I mean... Not you

jake Silver badge

Giving telly a thump, 6d ... Knowing where to thump it, 9/6 ... knowing how hard, "That'll be a guinea, guv."

The rest is for the service call.

jake Silver badge
Pint

Re: Everybody get's caught by this once.

Used to see full-grown engineers befuddled by this one when some lout turned down their oscilloscope screen(s) when nobody was looking.

Daft thing is they KNEW they could dim the silly thing (duh!), but it never clicked that somebody would do it on a lark. One guy I knew at SLAC still buys me a beer whenever we see each other because I "fixed" the problem about 15 minutes before some big-shot arrived for a demo ... and that was back in the early 1970s!

It usually only worked once, as you noted.

jake Silver badge

Re: Floppy solution

Some of us have been using keyboard remapping as a force for good since time immemorial ... for example, getting rid of the useless <capslock> and replacing it with <ctrl>.

jake Silver badge

Re: Ah, a first time user

Probably the first customizations for both vi and EMACS were your choice of WordStar or WordPerfect key bindings. They still exist. DDG for more, if you're interested.

Why we abandoned open source: LiveCode CEO on retreat despite successful kickstarter

jake Silver badge

Re: DarkBasic

He didn't want to abolish GOTO, he considered it harmful as used in most cases.

And yes, he considered learning BASIC as your first programming language as a good way to fuck up your ability as a programmer for life, partially but not only due to the heavy use of GOTO. After many years in the industry, I tend to agree with this assessment. HOWEVER, please note that I know people who are exceptions to the rule ... but most of them will agree that learning BASIC first stunted their early growth as a programmer.

jake Silver badge

Re: Too much Apple in LiveCode

" will desperately search for a real "stable" - in vain."

I use Tcl/Tk. It may be old, but it suits my needs with no histrionics.

Throw in a handful of C and a pinch of perl and Bob's yer Auntie.

::shrugs::

jake Silver badge
Pint

"[It's when you haul out the storage scope to debug the device driver that you know you're having a bad day.]"

To each their own ... I have always enjoyed that kind of troubleshooting. To me it is a form of meditation.

Cheers!

jake Silver badge

"I think Java will go the same way as Cobol."

I seriously doubt it. COBOL is still important (many would say vital!) some sixty-odd years after making it's debut. Java, at less than half that age, not so much.

jake Silver badge

Re: Maybe there wouldn't be a shortage of kids going into coding

Maybe if they encouraged the kids who are interested in the subject and stopped trying to force it on all and sundry?

In my experience, the kids who are interested in it are disgusted at being held back by their peers who have no interest in the subject matter whatsoever.

The "no kid left behind" concept is ruining an entire generation. Fact is, we are NOT all the same, and we are NOT all capable of the same work.

jake Silver badge

Re: Interesting

The problem is marketing and management want coding to be inexpensive. So easy, in fact, that kids can be taught to program by a teacher with a certificate to teach general education.

Unfortunately for them, computers are the single most complex tool HomoSap has managed to invent. They are inherently difficult to program. And there is no easy way around that ... regardless of language.

jake Silver badge

Slight correction, Mk II: 1/4 of Scottish schools are CURRENTLY using <this approved Linux distro> which includes <this FREE product> by default - anyone see where I'm going with this?

Just an educated guess ... can anyone confirm or deny?

jake Silver badge

Re: If people weren't paying for it before...

If there is any interest in the product it'll happen quickly.

If it hasn't been forked already ...

jake Silver badge

Re: English like code ?

It is very easy to write bad COBOL (or Fortran) in just about any of the modern languages.

jake Silver badge

Re: But Latin's not weird.

That's an implementation error, not a language error.

jake Silver badge
Pint

Re: DarkBasic

Looked OK to me ... Maybe my parser's b0rken?

LA cops told to harvest social media handles from people they stop, suspect or not

jake Silver badge

Re: But ...

"What are the legal requirements for what you have to give to a police officer in the US?"

If you are walking down the street minding your own business, absolutely nothing.

jake Silver badge

Re: But ...

I wonder if all those people who downvoted me in the last 24 hours and didn't join in the conversation know that they are kind of proving my point?

jake Silver badge

Re: "collect social media details from people they stop and talk to"

Indeed.

The 5th is only useful when you are already on trial. It is utterly meaningless elsewhere.

jake Silver badge

Re: But ...

The cops had no reason to suspect a crime was in progress. The neighbor reported "something odd". In those words. So the cops went to have a gander.

The cops testified (insurance hearing) that they detected nothing wrong. The perps had even garaged their van, and closed the door behind them, after letting themselves in through an easily opened window.

As with most homes in the US, the backyard was fenced off from the street, so they only had the front of the house to go on. All of the downstairs front windows are (still) curtained. The neighbor who called it in had gone shopping and wasn't home when the cops got there.

The perps were caught some 4 months later when my friend found one of his missing power tools in the hands of the son of a cow-orker. The kid fingered his "friends". Seems the kid had overheard them discussing the upcoming fishing trip. Inside job, of a sort.

First offense. Tools and other kit returned (including all the jewelry!), and 300 hours community service. Each. The victim got lucky in this case ... And learned a valable lesson about what is actually useful when it comes to home security.

jake Silver badge

Re: But ...

Suggestion, Bob ... don't go there. Not worth it.

A friend had a doormat that said "Come Back With a Warrant!". He thought it was funny. Until a neighbor called the cops after seeing something odd at his house one weekend when he was away on a fishing trip.

His front porch video cam caught the cops reading the mat, shrugging and going away ... leaving the burglars (also caught on cam... masked, no ID likely) free to steal everything that wasn't locked down. Timestamps show the bad guys were aware of the cops on the porch.

His insurance company was not amused.

jake Silver badge

Re: Nothing they can do about it.

Fortunately we don't have that problem here in the US ... Perhaps do better in the next couple of elections?

Or you can enjoy your nanny/surveillance state.

jake Silver badge

Re: I have a facebook and twitter but have no idea how to log in

"This is true, but telling police officers to fuck off"

So don't tell them to fuck off. Simples.

Why would you want to do that in the first place? Are you antisocial by nature?

jake Silver badge

Re: I have a facebook and twitter but have no idea how to log in

"Just stop acting like assholes to cops and maybe they won't act like assholes to you."

Fact. Ask yourselves "How many cop shootings/beatings/whatever would never have happened had the person just shut up, stood still and let the cop do his/her job?". The answer is "Almost all of them".

Cops have a very, very stressful job. If you contribute to that stress ... Well, need I say more? Shirley the proverbial Thinking Man would stand still, keep his hands visible, and move to whatever location to cop asks, without acting like a belligerent asshole. If you do, chances are better than excellent that you will be allowed to continue on your way, with nothing lost but a little time and possibly a citation for whatever illegal thing you were doing that drew the cop's attention in the first place.

And YES, if you are carrying drugs or a stolen gun (or your own legal gun, sans CCW permit), or have a warrant out for your arrest, or otherwise raise flags, you might get arrested. What the fuck did you expect? You broke the fucking law! Accept the arrest, take the punishment, and then get on with life, hopefully having learned something.

Or you can try to fight the cops to get away. And very possibly die. Where's the logic in that?

jake Silver badge

Re: I have a facebook and twitter but have no idea how to log in

If the TV licensing people came around to my house, I'd call the cops and have them arrested for fraud.

jake Silver badge

Re: I have a facebook and twitter but have no idea how to log in

"Can you convince the police of this?"

Nope. I wouldn't even try. Proving a negative is a logical fallacy.

"Will they believe you?"

Frankly, I don't care.

"Will you be arrested for obstruction?"

No. There is no law on the books that states I have to give those details to the police.

"It's like the TV Licensing people coming round to your house"

Wrong jurisdiction there, pardner. The LAPD is in the US, not the UK.

jake Silver badge
Pint

Re: But ...

Thank you, Sir.

Kindly stick around, your perspective is not just valid, it is valuable in these parts.

jake Silver badge

Correct. As stated, he's not wrong.

However, it also might work if you are black. Or yellow. Or brown or red or whatever colo(u)r amfM claims to be.

As stated, in this context, it is designed to do nothing more than stir up shit. The person uttering those words is a shit disturber, for no reason other than to stir shit. As such, that person is a part of the problem, not a part of the solution.

jake Silver badge

Re: Oh do keep up at the back

But The_Man_In_The_Pub, the FA was about the LAPD ... last time I checked the LAPD don't give a rat's ass about the Law in the UK, nor should they.

Please try to keep up, there's a good chap.

jake Silver badge

Re: It's left to individual cops to decide...

Miranda rights still exist here in the United States. There is no punishment for refusing to talk to a cop here. You don't even have to provide your name vocally, much less ID.

The trick is knowing how and when to refuse to talk or produce ID. For best results, discuss it with a real lawyer in your jurisdiction before the fact.

Note that Internet Lawyers are worth exactly the money you pay them. Likewise, so is any advice you may think I have just provided. Seriously, if you think you have a need to know the details, talk to a real lawyer in your jurisdiction. The rules in LA and San Francisco can vary, and from state to state the differences can be quite large.

Also note that you are required by law to produce a valid driver's license, current registration and proof of insurance if a cop stops you while in charge of a motor vehicle. This goes along with the privilege of driving.

jake Silver badge

Re: But ...

Ever notice that pretty much anybody who plays that particular card has absolutely nothing to add to the conversation?

jake Silver badge
Meh

Re: But ...

I normally don't carry any phone at all, but when I do it's as close to an old Nokia 5185 as I can manage in today's world. All I want a telephone to be is a telephone ... and even then, it's only for emergencies and usually stays turned off, in the glovebox (cars & trucks) or under the seat (bikes). No electronic leashes for me, thanks.

Shame about the crappy transmitters and receivers these days ...

jake Silver badge

Re: But ...

If you think I am resisting, arrest me.

Might want to call your Watch Commander before you do that, though.

LA's been known to pay out mid-7 figures for false arrest, sounds good to me :-)

jake Silver badge

But ...

... I don't use social media, Officer, and I haven't used email since spam became a problem back in the early 1990s. No, you may not have my social security number, my driver's license is ID enough.

Australia rules Facebook page operators are legally liable for user comments under posts

jake Silver badge

Re: Its only a little country

"According to the IMF, Australia's GDP ranks 12th in the World."

How far will that drop when you stop selling fossil fuels to Asia's smoke-belching factories?

jake Silver badge

Re: Never using Facebook

Your evasion of the actual question noted.

jake Silver badge

Re: NETIZEN IN READER 'RIOT' STORM

What the fuck does that have to do with my comment?

Or are you claiming that there are never any dissenting voices within the High Court of Australia? If so, that would be very, very scary.

Probably a bad case of Whataboutitis ... take two bop pills and call me in the morning.

jake Silver badge

You can relax.

He isn't reading here. He doesn't even know this place exists.

Even if he did, why would he pay any attention to your post?

jake Silver badge

Re: Never using Facebook

Are you similarly proud of not shitting on your kitchen floor?

When I were a lad, folks weren't proud of common sense ...

jake Silver badge

Re: NETIZEN IN READER 'RIOT' STORM

You honestly can't see where personal opinion affects the way Judges interpret Law?

I'm glad I'm not afflicted by that kind of myopia.

jake Silver badge

Re: Innocent until proven guilty

Define "normal people".

jake Silver badge

Re: Back to the roots

"Could that be the end of Facebook"

Don't be daft. Facebook could drop out of Oz completely and not see a blip in their profits. Nor their prophets, both the employed ones and the volunteers.

" and boom of self-hosted personal blogs in Australia?"

Of course not. That would be hard, and people would have to actually learn something.

jake Silver badge
Pint

Re: NETIZEN IN READER 'RIOT' STORM

::heh::

jake Silver badge

Re: "Fewer reasons to go on Facebook"

Well, no, of course not. The phrase was employed for rhetorical effect, I'm sure.

jake Silver badge

Out of curiosity ...

... Does Australia's High Court have facebook presence? Or any other so-called "social" media presence?

If not, it seems to me this is legislation without representation.

If so, I hope their censors editors have plenty of red pencils, and overtime has been authorized.

Just sayin' ...

Lenovo pops up tips on its tablets. And by tips, Lenovo means: Unacceptable ads

jake Silver badge
Pint

Re: You ain’t seen nothing yet

Long time no see, you old fart. Welcome back :-)

Beer's self-serve, as always ...

Page: