* Posts by Bongwater

30 posts • joined 22 Dec 2010

German mayor's browser tabs catch him with trousers down

Bongwater

Re: Patriotic Plonker Pulling

I would pay to watch "illegal immigrant sluts" as long as they leave when their green cards expire, otherwise we are breaking laws and being naughty.

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Total War: Warhammer, Blood Bowl and other Games Workshop table-to-screen delights

Bongwater

Re: Skaven

At first I had thought the Skaven dumb guy cliche would annoy me, they are riot however.

Lurch Snitchtongue = Greatest Skaven ever! Most pontentate of potentates! Hopefully I did not butcher that line too much.

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'Dear Daddy...' Max Zuckerberg’s Letter back to her Father

Bongwater

Re: Max's daddy hates me

Update:

The user deleted their post after they had "changed" their opinion. Koobface did not delete my comment but rather the post where said user was mocking the Borg. I messaged the user asking him if my link offended him or got him in trouble with Koobface. He said it was 100% on him. I try to be fair so everyone doesn't think I hate Koobface. I do hate it, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun!

I do know people have been warned before so I hope this isn't the case. I am disappointed in my friend for taking down his own comment, if I say something and I am wrong I do not delete it. I admit I was wrong, like I was here for thinking Koobers deleting my reg link.

Very sad though if they re bullying people for better press and/or suppressing information.

More to come at 11!

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Bongwater

Max's daddy hates me

I posted a link to this article on Koobface and it was deleted. I am very sad now.

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Remember Windows 1.0? It's been 30 years (and you're officially old)

Bongwater

Re: 30 years of evil slurping

Seriously, I would have missed out on sushi, loose women, more sushi, and a movie about Goya if I had exhibited that type of attitude. For shame.

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Edgy online shoppers face Dyre Christmas as malware mutates

Bongwater

Re: What kind of mental midgetry ...

Dude where's my khakis, starring this guy Jake, from El Reg.

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Lessig quits presidential race to spend more time with his idiotic ideas

Bongwater

Re: Corporate America

How come nobody cared when Mike Gravel said all of this? I can't understand how so many people ride the Sanders bandwagon when Gravel stated everything you hear already. I really don't understand politics but what I understand less is why Bernie is so cool and Gravel isn't.

Guess he wasn't cool enough.

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Woman makes app that lets people rate and review you, Yelp-style. Now SHE'S upset people are 'reviewing' her

Bongwater

Re: My Question:

You have sold me sir.

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Global warming stopped in 1998? No it didn't. If you say that, you're going to prison

Bongwater

Amazing how if people stop breeding like Skaven how much better the world would be. Can't upvote that enough even if I had used all the AGW scientists thumbs after I cut them off.

Just kidding, that would be mean.

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Google reveals OnHub WiFi router, complete with GLOWING RING

Bongwater

Re: KEINE BLINKENLICHTEN?

Sehr gut!

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US Air Force: 'Loose tweets destroy fleets'

Bongwater

Re: How many is too many?

Needs more dakka I bet.

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Intel doubles its bounty for women and ethnic minorities

Bongwater

Re: Don't believe the hype.

Boobs bounty sounds amazing. I'm off to Hooters to collect my $4000 per rack! Surely waiting tables cannot be as terrible as working for Intel, or at Intel. Food service can be rough.

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Doom is BOOM! BOOM! BACK!

Bongwater

Playing against AI

Warhammer SM has a mode where you guys just have to survive and kill waves of enemies. A nice break from playing against people.

I believe SC and LoL also have those modes as there still are a bunch people who enjoy the play style. I like both.

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Apple to devs: Watch out, don't make the Watch into a, well, a watch

Bongwater

Bongo

Are you related to Congo? :)

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Bongfire of Inanity: Jakarta rozzers enforce mass chill-out

Bongwater

Re: Straight out of the 60's, this is.....

Pass the bone!

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Empire says ‘primitive’ Earth not ready for Death Star

Bongwater
Thumb Up

Thank you Dodgy, I am glad I am not the only one who feels that way. Living here, I have to deal with people who watch a movie with Matt Damon and all of the sudden they are experts and quoting him to no end. They really do believe movies, no joke.

It happens elsewhere I suppose, but it feels good hearing someone else acknowledge that.

Not one second spent sifting through data on their own, but if the silver screen says so than it is fact.

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Wikipedia doesn't need your money - so why does it keep pestering you?

Bongwater

Re: *** STOP PRESS *** Business makes money.

Tim I thought that was pretty cool and donated my plant money for the month to those guys. I don't have any autistic children and I am not close with any but I still thought it was a cool idea.

Maybe when Wikilovers peruse this forum they won't blast us for criticizing them and instead see what you posted and say to themselves, "Hmmm this guy just asked nicely and someone made a donation."

I hope maybe this act would encourage them to be more thoughtful as I don't get anything out of hating the people of WP, disappointment would be a better word.

Happy Holidays my British/Australian friends from USA!

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Half of Milky Way's mass found in million-Kelvin gas cloud

Bongwater
Trollface

Sorry everyone

That cloud looks to have rounded edges, we are not allowed to talk about it anymore until we get a license from Mapple.

Please remove this article from your site El Reg or I will have to take you to trial.

Ok I lied, I could never sue you guys. :)

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What a card: Brit boffin Alan Turing stars in Monopoly tribute set

Bongwater

Re: To choose to play monopoly...

Diplomacy, the game that involves winning while losing friends in real life after they found out you weren't going to invade Germany and instead took Austria/Hungary.

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Streetfighter 2: The World Warrior

Bongwater
Go

Check this out

Go on YT and search for Damian Warlock, he does Slayer-esque covers (maybe more like Die By The Sword era Slayer not the later works) and you will love it. You will make love it so much you will cry out for Chun Li and her thick yet still sexy thighs to wrap around you in joy as you listen. He only covers Guile stage and Ken but they are amazing.

*He does a little Ryu teaser at the end of the Ken song which for some reason he has not completed yet.

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Police called after Romney's email and Dropbox accounts cracked

Bongwater
Linux

Re: Republicans just can't win

Charles wins 4 interwebs.

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Dwarf galaxy yields up middle-sized black hole

Bongwater
Stop

Parsecs? That's small!

I jog 5 megaparsecs a day!

Ok I lied, I didn't.

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Dead bloke reanimates in mortuary

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Thumb Up

Yes

I dated Kitsune.

Damn El Reg can you create a Shadowrun icon so I can stop using the thumbs?

Vielen Dank :)

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X-COM UFO: Enemy Unknown

Bongwater
Alien

Not the best game ever

Damn close though! I played TFTD first before this one but both were tons of fun.

Lobster-men were tough :/

And who didnt hate being mc'd?!!?

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PayPal teaches Androids to swap cash

Bongwater

Shadowrun

They already did this in Shadowrun, it's called credsticks! Now if we can just speak to each other via credsticks the world would be perfect, but I do not believe they ever got that far :/

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Man infects college PCs to steal huge database

Bongwater
Flame

Drexel > Penn

Leaving the Drexel campus gets rough too! Taco Lou's FTW!

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Wind power: Even worse than you thought

Bongwater

Perfectly Elucidated

Sean that was perfect, will you run for President of the USA? I will vote for you.

Also, I love how the current President was filling in his basketball pool and right before he started he was like "Oh yeah Japan sorry about your current issue.... and now on to my picks!"

I'm picking on him a little I know, just thought it was kind of callous.

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Teens who listen to music a lot are at high risk of depression

Bongwater
Dead Vulture

King Lear!

My mom forced me to go see that with her at a local theatre. Wasn't half bad! Normally I'd rather play League of Legends but a little culture never hurts.

Music doesn't make you depressed, bills and women do.

P.S. I love women so please don't murder me, they are just mean sometimes.

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Dutch courts: Wi-Fi 'hacking' is not a crime

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Thumb Up

Bong and a

Pancake?

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World of Warcraft: Cataclysm

Bongwater
Grenade

Nice

Good thing you read this review over a topic you (apparently) seemed interested in and then made that brilliant comment.

give it a shot man, play like 1 hour a day and if it is boring you can always drop it for Skating With The Stars or The Al McAfee Dance Party.

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