* Posts by O RLY

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GarageBanned: Apple's music app silenced in iOS 11 iCloud blunder

O RLY

"Countless 32-bit apps"

I wouldn't call myself an apple apologist, but Apple did shift architecture. Additionally, the App Store was full of a staggering amount of apps which users were warned for years wouldn't work on iOS 11 without update. And it was full of a lot of shit whose ignominious departure is welcome. I have two complaints: iTunes update preventing iOS app and ringtone management and the end of application backup on a computer.

That Apple forgot to update or test their own application with their own OS is funny.

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Mobe reception grief turns LTE Apple Watch 3 into – er, a dull watch

O RLY

The article is wrong about iOS Wifi and Bluetooth.

You CAN turn Wifi and Bluetooth off in iOS 11. What you CAN'T do anymore is turn them off from Control Center. Those buttons that from iOS 7 to iOS 10 turned off the antennas now only disconnect them. I raised it as an issue in every version of the public beta and was informed that it is by design, not a bug. I have not upgraded to iOS 11 on my phone as a result.

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Apple: Our stores are your 'town square' and a $1,000 iPhone is your 'future'

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Slight price correction: the 256GB iPhone 8 is actually the slightly-less-staggering £849, not £949, unless you meant the Plus.

As to the chicken impersonation, that was surreal. I can't imagine the target market for animated puppies and chickens overlaps much with the set of people who are going to drop four figures (£ or $) for a phone. I'm probably wrong.

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Massive iPhone X leak trashes Apple's 10th anniversary circus

O RLY

Re: Wireless Charging

The tea hasn't kicked in yet, so I spent a few moments wondering what the hell Apple was doing with omnipotent aliens from TNG before I realized that you didn't write "Q Continuum." Carry on.

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A LANnister always pays his subnets: Cisco hires Game of Thrones' Tyrion

O RLY

I am a fan of Mr Dinklage's work, but the much of the copy sounds like it belongs as examples in the Ig-Nobel-prize winning paper "On the reception and detection of pseudo-profound bullshit".

Found here

http://journal.sjdm.org/15/15923a/jdm15923a.html

or

http://journal.sjdm.org/15/15923a/jdm15923a.pdf

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A glimpse of life under President Zuckerberg? Facebook CEO's boffins censor awkward Q&A

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Re: Help make FakeBook the next MySpace....

MJI,

Musk has a sense of humor about it:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/588144086755999744?lang=en

"If this works, I'm treating myself to a volcano lair. It's time."

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IBM CIO leaves for AWS – and Big Blue flings sueball to stop him

O RLY

Did IBM verify he signed his non-compete correctly?

Because they've made that mistake before, in 2009, with an exec who went to Dell.

http://www.reuters.com/article/ibm-dell-idUSN2633975020090626

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Uber drivers game Uber's system like Uber games the entire planet

O RLY
Headmaster

Re: Alfie

"Dread Pirate Roberts (original, not online version)"

To be pedantic, Westley wasn't the original. But I do love the quote and use it when appropriate.

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US is Number One! In sales register hacking attacks, at least

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FAIL

The US card issuers' insistence that Americans use Chip-and-Sign rather than Chip-and-PIN continues to frustrate me. It is very hard to find a US-issued personal chip card that is Chip-and-PIN. Typically, only a small set of credit unions issue them while none of the major banks do.

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Public Cloud makes it to Africa for the first time

O RLY

Re: A glance at the world maps ....

What do French Connection UK have to do with this map?

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Kill Google AMP before it KILLS the web

O RLY

Re: Turning it off

I've stopped using Google on my phones/tablets now. I use DDG and, when the results are not sufficient, the !g flag to search google. Since using DDG to do Google searches, I don't get AMP results. This data point does not a proof make, but perhaps others have similar results.

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FCC's Pai: I am going to kill net neutrality in US

O RLY

"in critiquing elected American officials"

FCC commissioners are appointed by the President and confirmed by the Senate to serve 5-year terms. They are not elected, but they are politicians.

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Good job, everyone. We're making AI just as tediously racist and sexist as ourselves

O RLY

Re: Well duh

The Tay experiment said more about 4CHAN than societies in general.

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UK Home Office warns tech staff not to tweet negative Donald Trump posts

O RLY

Re: Ban?

Did Trump really invade Yemen? I mean, if it's continuing the policy of military intervention of GW Bush and Barack Obama in Yemen, can it really be said to be Trump's invasion?

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Is that a phone in your hand – or a gun? This neural network reckons it has it all figured out

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Re: I note...

"I also note how it picked up on Samuel L Jackson holding the gun, but missed the two white dudes in the background."

I think you'll find that the background gun-wielders are a man and a woman. There's some irony in this, I'm sure.

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Sir Tim Berners-Lee refuses to be King Canute, approves DRM as Web standard

O RLY

DRM is terrible. Whenever the scheme changes, previous purchases (or ideally for the MPAA/RIAA/cabal, licenses) of media are lost. XKCD covered this well:

obligatory XKCD

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Cancel your cloud panic: At $122bn it's just 5% of all IT spend

O RLY
Headmaster

Re: Biannual

"Oops! Apologies for the errant "an". Who's semi-literate?"

PTW, you've fallen into the classic Muphry's Law situation. It gets us all.

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Did Oracle just sign tape's death warrant? Depends what 'no comment' means

O RLY

Headline

I read the headline and immediately followed Betteridge's Law of Headlines by answering "No."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

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No crypto backdoors, more immigration ... says Republican head of House Committee on Homeland Security

O RLY

Re: It's Fluoride

"Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we've ever had to face?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr2bSL5VQgM

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Trump's cyber-guru Giuliani runs ancient 'easily hackable website'

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Re: Big Brother Security to the rescue

"What a perfect example of government's heavy influence over the attitudes of the masses. Probably all that government-run early school training. Trust Big Daddy government, kiddies, it's for your own good!"

Hardly. I'm a believer in limited government, but I think the US government should do the things it's tasked to do by the people through the Constitution. I don't want the government to have sole responsibility for my personal cyber-security any more than I intend for the government to provide all of my physical security. Just as while I don't want or need to see tanks protecting my cities directly, I know that if $ENEMY attacks my city or family, there are people and tools equipped to respond with appropriate fury. What I DO want is the knowledge that the people tasked with those duties have the skills and experience to do them. I have no doubt that General Mattis is well-suited to be an outstanding SecDef; his record as a warrior monk speaks for itself. I have significant doubt that Rudy is suited to the task of advising the President on protecting government networks and whatever else fits under "White House Cyber Security Advisor". His company's website is part of his advertisement of capabilities. If it's less secure than my blog, he shouldn't do the job that the President-elect has asked him to do.

As to the question you asked initially, yes, I think the government has a duty to provide some modicum of cyber security. They definitely should protect their own networks. In fact, there's an agency whose putative purpose is just that already. (Or maybe there's No Such Agency.) They've been too busy spying on everyone to prevent someone from stealing all of the personnel records from the OPM, for example. Giuliani's CV is that of a good federal prosecutor, a mediocre mayor who was cast into the national spotlight because of 9/11, and then a few consulting gigs. None of that indicates he has the skills necessary to the task asked.

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O RLY

Re: Big Brother Security to the rescue

Quoting Big John: "But please, someone tell me when it became the government's job to enhance the nation's civilian cyber security?"

I guess it depends on how broadly one interprets "provide for the common defence", which is one of the explicit goals in creating the framework for the US federal government. If that phrase from the Preamble to the Constitution includes nation's cyber security, then 1789.

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AWS, you crack us up. Rebrands Westminster 'Webminster'

O RLY

Wikipedia Central

"If everyone donated just the price of that cup of coffee in your hands right now, yes, just £2, we could shine a beacon of knowledge on this historic city. Wikipedia Central, where there will be no ads, we'll just get by on the generosity of small donors. It's easy to ignore this message; most people do. But I hope you'll take one minute to think about how useful Wikipedia is in your life. Keep it Central. Thank you - Jimmy Wales"

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How Apple exploded Europe's crony capitalism

O RLY
Headmaster

Re: America isn't Crony Capitalism?

*Lightning. The Apple cables don't lighten anything..

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Assange confirmed alive, tells Fox: Prez Obama 'acting like a lawyer'

O RLY

Re: @O RLYPardoned for what?

Ian,

During the Manning proceedings, there were articles suggesting the US was preparing charges against Mr Assange related to conspiracy to disseminate classified materials or even violating the Espionage Act. The wording of the pardon of Richard Nixon that I quoted above could conceivably be used in a pardon of Assange, if Mr Obama or Mr Trump were to choose to issue one. Whether it is, in fact, a crime for a journalistic entity (which is what Wikileaks call themselves) to publish classified documents is probably unlikely. Judith Miller was held in contempt for not identifying her source for classified information, not the information itself. Nor were the journalists who published the Pentagon Papers or the Snowden disclosures prosecuted. The "may have committed or taken part in" would cover such a circumstance where the specific crime is unclear.

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O RLY

Re: Pardoned for what?

The Presidential pardon does not require the pardoned to be charged with a crime, much less convicted of one, before a pardon is issued. Here are two recent examples. Jimmy Carter pardoned all those who disregarded conscription into service for the Vietnam War, some of whom had been charged and convicted, many not charged. His predecessor, Gerald Ford, pardoned Richard Nixon for crimes Nixon "has committed or may have committed or taken part in" before Nixon could be charged.

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A single typo may have tipped US election Trump's way

O RLY

Re: legitimate/illegitimate

@Symon,

As an interesting aside, "Inflammable" came first (late 16th, early 17th century). "Flammable" came about and gained popularity some ~200 years after inflammable joined the English language because of the confusion about the prefix in- meaning "not" in most cases and meaning "in" or "into" in the case of inflammable.

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Nutanix makes thundering great loss, stock market hardly blinks

O RLY

My bullshit to English dictionary seems to be misplaced

What the fuck does this mean: "The time warp between an enterprise-friendly VMware and a consumer-friendly AWS is our cloud opportunity. Our first quarter results are reflective of the strength of our thesis on how enterprise computing will morph in the coming three to five years."

Is a "time warp" a place? Are accounting rules different there, whereby spending 2x revenue equals strength?

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Apple fans using Chrome on alert for Mac malware

O RLY
Mushroom

Blocking ads remains a crucial tool in a security posture

While I realise the way the web is paid for, as long as ads remain a credible threat to security and not just an irritation to the user, tools to smite ads will remain as mandatory in my system deployments. The irritation factor is important too, especially on metered network connections, but sites that refuse my adblocking browsers are sites I don't need to visit anymore (looking at you, Forbes).

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Dell has laid off EMC people at Hopkinton

O RLY

What a crass reply from the spokesperson. They may not be material to the body politic at Dell Tech, but the layoffs are material to the people affected.

One would have expected the flack to have phrased it better by saying the estimates are grossly overstated instead of the statement released.

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Four US states demand restraining order to stop internet power handover to ICANN

O RLY

Re: Oooouuuhhh

Good point, although none of the Attorneys General involved are up for reelection this year. OK, NV, AZ last elected their AG in 2014; Texas in 2015.

Of course, they are supporting their party's candidates in the fall...

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Disney rollercoaster helps pop out kidney stones

O RLY
Boffin

Sounds like Ig Nobel prize material!

This is exactly the sort of science the Igs would reward.

This year's Ig Nobel recipients won 10 trillion dollars (Zimbabwe dollars). Among the winners were Volkswagen, who won the Chemistry prize "for solving the problem of excessive automobile pollution emissions by automatically, electromechanically producing fewer emissions whenever the cars are being tested.", and the Canadian and US team who won the Peace prize for the study "On the Reception and Detection of Pseudo-Profound Bullshit".

http://www.improbable.com/ig/

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Ten-year-old Windows Media Player hack is the new black, again

O RLY

Re: Wait, Windows has a media player?

@AC, you mean the software written by a company whose stock in trade is making spyware for governments? The software that took advantage of three zero-day vulns which were patched within days of disclosure?

Yeah, I see the similarities between that and an exploit that's been discussed publicly for at least ten years. They're as similar as "whose" and "who's".

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EMC/Dell deal respectfully caps the minicomputer age

O RLY
Trollface

Re: Massachusetts

"A saner lot than the nut cases, sociopaths and meglomaniacs in San José and Silicon Valley/California generally."

{{CITATION NEEDED}}

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How to scam $750,000 out of Microsoft Office: Two-factor auth calls to premium-rate numbers

O RLY
Headmaster

Re: FFS

What about obvious crap such as misspellings or did you actually matriculate to a "hight school"?

Muphry strikes again!

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McCain: Come to my encryption hearing. Tim Cook: No, I'm good. McCain: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you

O RLY

Theatre. Nothing more.

If Senator McCain really wanted Tim Cook there, McCain's committee has subpoena powers. Of course, Cook has lawyers who can fight a subpoena, but McCain can certainly send an invitation with teeth.

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FBI arrests satellite engineer on charges of espionage

O RLY

Re: All of a sudden ...

"The Americans" is based on real life.

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2014/05/the-americans-real

http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/29/showbiz/tv/the-americans-fx-ayers/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegals_Program

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macOS, iOS betas out today

O RLY

Re: The risk isn't so great

Completely agreed, and it's likely that developers have iOS devices dedicated for use for development rather than using their primary devices.

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The problem with Canada? The price of broadband is too damn high

O RLY

Re: O Canada

I didn't mean to imply it was a permanent block and I did see where it had been rescinded before I posted it. It was blocked in Canada due to defamation, though, which was my point.

The video fits both the telcos on both sides of the border very well, indeed.

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O RLY

O Canada

The same country that blocked this video, "The first honest Cable company", for "defamation" presumably of Canadian telecoms companies despite being produced by Americans and targeted to Americans. Maybe someone up in the Great White North felt it hit too close to home and couldn't be tolerated...

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130904/10575524401/youtube-takes-down-hilarious-mock-cable-ad-over-totally-bogus-defamation-claim.shtml

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Bees with numberplates will soon be buzzing around London. Why?

O RLY

Re: Thorax?

Maybe the student was addressing the essay to John Cleese, who loved one carnally...

Singing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlrsqGal64w&t=1m36s

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TeamViewer not View-ed

O RLY
Headmaster

Re: GotoMyPc

*El Reg

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Lyft, Uber throw Texas-sized tantrum over Austin driver law

O RLY

Re: Driver Friendly?

Uber hired basically the entire robotics and automation team from Carnegie Mellon University, among the world leaders in robotics, in order to build autonomous cars simply so they can get to the point of not paying you to drive passengers. As soon as they can do so, Uber will dump you. For now, you're a pawn in their struggles in Austin and when you were driving, your actions fund their process to replace you.

I sympathize with your plight; losing earnings in a pissing match sucks, but I despise Uber as a corporation.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/is-uber-a-friend-or-foe-of-carnegie-mellon-in-robotics-1433084582

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Daily! Mail! eyes! up! Yahoo!'s news! arm!

O RLY

Re: The Mail is making a reasonably healthy profit

I can tell when an article in a UK paper's online edition has been linked in the Drudge Report simply by the comments that appear below.

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Apple Fools: Times the House of Jobs went horribly awry

O RLY

Re: Newton fishing

Didn't Jobs kill the Newton because of the stylus? That's what the Isaacson biography says, I think.

And that story was part of the Apple Pencil launch snark.

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You're a cybercrime kingpin. You need a new evil lackey. How much do you tell them?

O RLY

Re: I think the hackers have got at the article

Aren't typos just l33t speak? I mean, not in command syntax of course...

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