Posts by IsJustabloke

Re Shit recpetion

I bet he still gets better reception than I do on vodafone....

Re: Data - "Feel free to believe that"

How's the new tin foil hat? good fit is?

Re: Where is the beard?

That is Stephen Root /Milton waddams from "Office space" an underrated but fabulously funny film

Re: Observed truths were are told should be "wrong"

in my experience a muppet in an Audi will be a muppet in any car.

Re: This is not...

"But try explaining it to the average user"

Quite rightly the average user doesn't give a toss about that because they just want to make calls, plays some games, surf the internet. They really don't give a stuff about the things that excise people like you.

Soz but that's the truth I'm sure you'll get over it.

Re: Also Parent and Child bays

"In my experience having children didn't make me a special person who is more important than others and nor did it stop my legs from working."

It's got more to do with the size of the spaces. I'm quite happy for the P&C spaces to have the room to swing those huge 4x4 doors wide open with gay abandon as the littleuns inside are wont to do; that way there is no danger to my car's bodywork.

And of course I know you're superhuman and it doesn't apply to you and yours but the children of lesser mortals have been known to "slip the leash" as it were and simply throw their arms and legs about without due regard to their surroundings, having the P&C spaces gives me an opportunity to locate the likelihood of finding myself with a new bonnet ornament and behave appropriately with ease.

You know, speaking as someone that has no children that is.

Re: Privatisation

Yeah because British Telecom before privatization was such an awesome organisation.

Re: So long old friend

@Known Hero

My first flight was on a Dan Air, I think it may have been a trident.. Like you I went to the cockpit and was shown how , then allowed to bank the aircraft using the auto pilot controls, I over did it a bit nad teh aircraft banked quite hard.... I got a few "paddington hard stares" on the way back to my seat :D

even today, some 40 odd years later I still want to go in the cockpit of every aircraft I get on :(

Re: @naselus Five technologies you shouldn't bother looking out for in 2016

"Photoshop, will quickly gain an equal proficiency in GIMP"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... breathe... ha ah aha hahhahahhahahahahahha

Yeah cos those two products are totally comparable

Re: Sorted

No need for actual typing to keep the lappy awake...

this should do the trick -> https://mousejiggler.codeplex.com/

Re: Sausage-Fest!

I recall there were several female roboteers and not only that I'm fairly sure they were mostly very attractive too

Re: Maybe smartwatches are just ahead of their time?

"So what do I need a watch for?"

A friend of mine has a watch obsession... he's always showing me pictures of watches, "Isn't it pretty?!?! Such a pretty watch! " (they always look the same to me) telling me how this one is waterproof down to 250,mtrs!!!!! I always ask if he's taken up scuba diving.... "Look at this one!" he'll enthuse pilots use these... or this one! it costs several thousand pounds and will *never* lose value or time.

I show him my fitbit and ask what those watches do that my fitbit doesn't?

of course the real irony is that he is *never* on time for anything. ever.

I really don't get the whole "shut yor mouf and look at my watch!" mentatlity

Re: Sentenced to zippy.

"the character Po was apparently "openly gay", the heinous charges being that 'she' carried a handbag and was purple "

Activities usually reserved for Queens.....

Ahem.

Re: 6.0 "soon"... riiight.

Just out of interest... what do you think 6 gives you over 5?

is 5 so unusable that teh phone is all but unusable or is it simply the case that you want to be able to say "ihaslatestgreatistiinit!"

Re: Maybe the *cinemas* should pay

I'd rather pay a few quid more and not have to put up with fuckwits eating barrels of popcorn... buckets of fizz... troughs of nachos with chillies/cheese/vomit on them.

You're there to watch a movie, if you want dinner go to a fucking restaurant

Re: Don't understand the rage

"Do you guys go to car-forums and flame the Mercedes and BMW owners"

Why yes I do!

Re: Apart from the chance to offer a gratuitous insult to Farage...

"France was attacked by IS in retribution for France's efforts in fighting the IS in Syria."

Actually, I think it's as much to do with Algeria and the massive ghettos on the outskirts of Paris as is it to do with IS. From IS's pov they simply found very fertile ground.

BUT this isn't really the correct forum for that discussion.

I'm afraid to say that I found Dr Who as shit as I ever have.... I don't watch very often for that reason. I also find the ham fisted BBC PCness annoying in the extreme.

Re: The tables have turned

you forgot to add....

"mwaahahahahahahahah!"

And praise be...

that there was onyl ever one disaster at a time!

Re: why this

"Is Dabbsy any less fantasy than Dr Who?"

Well, he doesn't feature in *my* fantasies.....

Re: Foot, meet high kinetic energy lead dispensing device

"You don't want to go there"

Its ok, they don't get irony either.

there is nothing cheap about Raybans Wayfairers