* Posts by Cowardly Animosity

39 posts • joined 12 Nov 2010

Google merging more personal data into search results

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Go

So you can stop fucking around

http://www.google.co.uk/webhp?complete=0

or

http://www.google.com/webhp?complete=0

Samsung hauls Apple into court over emoticon patent :-(

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Coat

More of a (ˑ)(ˑ) for the iphone, no?

2011's Best... DSLRs

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So rather than buying one of these I should be adding the 7D to my shortlist, I assume?

2011's Best... Cars

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Facepalm

I'd love to see how the Ford's sign-reading technology would cope in London where you often have at least five signs at a junction, some of them with entirely contradictory information!

Silverlit Spy Cam

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Good to see this review, just bought one for £40 at John Lewis and I'm looking forward to 'helping' my son play with it this Christmas...!

'Puzzling structures on surface' of YU55 spaceball

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Alien

RAMA!

El Reg in email address blunder

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Pint

Shame to feed the troll but

You dickfaced cunting wankbag. I'm not often driven to posting obscenities on the internet, but I'll make an exception for you.

The beer's for me, I need to calm down again.

Would you let your car insurer snoop on you for a better deal?

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Happy

Do you live in Suffolk too?

The cat came back: Cubrilovic spots another Facebook 'tracker'

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Mushroom

Thank you El Reg

for implanting that cartoon/song in my head for the day. All hopes of productivity have now gone out of the window!

http://youtu.be/bETCusT5kNM

Drinking alcohol wards off asthma

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Cannabis is a wonderful thing, but I don't think I'd advise asthma sufferers to smoke.

Schoolkids learn coding at GCSE level in curriculum trial

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Pint

@AC 11:54

Ahh, but then the trusty contractor gets to pick up the pieces. Expensive? Yes, but then they shouldn't have offshored it in the first place, plus untangling the mess undoubtedly made by our foreign friends shouldn't come cheap.

Beer, cos I can afford it ;)

Apollo 17 Moon landing: Shock revelations

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Childcatcher

Good luck to anyone wanting to build anything near Frinton, being a mere Emperor of the Ocean won't be enough to persuade that mob within the Gates!

Mozilla to auto-block unwanted Firefox add-ons

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Facepalm

You Fail

FFS, a quick Google would give you the following solution: open about:config, set the accessibility.blockautorefresh preference setting to False.

Rogue character space tripped Scottish exam results

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Linux

Maybe once

Not entirely true these days - I know of quite a few schools which, pressed for cash, are using Ubuntu and Open Office.

It's official: Journos are dumb as a bag of IE users

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FAIL

Erm...

just clicking on a story doesn't mean you believe it...

Good news: A meltdown would kill fewer than we thought

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Caesium

Can't help myself.

Market rationalist pigs get the best choice of totty

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Windows

glurf

Aww don't worry, some of us marry junior programmers!

Bug-Byte Manic Miner

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Pint

Go TITLE yourself

So much of my yoof was lost to Manic Miner, Jet Set Willy and Pimania, not to mention Elite. And all the cool skillz I learned debugging those bloody programmes I religiously typed in from Commodore User (how I loved my VIC-20) and Sinclair User!

I fear if I go to World Of Spectrum I may never be seen again... beer, because I'll need it on my journey back to the 70's/80's...

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TITLE goes here

Aaargh, just found an archive of Home Computing Weekly. I am old, and sad.

ftp://ftp.worldofspectrum.org/pub/sinclair/magazines/HomeComputingWeekly/

Google bypasses admin controls with latest Chrome IE

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Devil

Hmm...

*kzzz-ert*

Has UK gov lost the census to Lulzsec?

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Meh

blerf

It'll be data from all those who completed the online form, methinks. Oh well, good luck to them, my life is not exciting enough for me to care!

BPI works out how to put PG stickers on downloads

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Coffee/keyboard

Nice one...

"After all, buying stuff legally rather than hitting the torrents has got to be worth it if it's guaranteed to piss off your parents."

In my defence, why should any of my hard-earned wonga go to La Bieber, whose creepy pre-pubescent lyrics deserve an advisory sticker?

How to... change sleep-screen pics on your Kindle

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Happy

Heh

That's my afternoon sorted!

LinkedIn goes ballistic following IPO

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Thumb Up

Well it is Friday

I'd like some naked shorts please.

Canadian kid uses supercomputing to cure cystic fibrosis

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Linux

Churlish!

Yes, it might sound trite, but it brings a smile to the face of those with severe dairy/soya allergies.

A penguin, because I'm sure they'd love veggie sorbet.

PowerAmp

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Wildfire?

Has anyone tried this on an HTC Wildfire; yes I could try it myself but I like to hear what other people think too.

Tie me customer down, sport

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Thumb Down

title goes here

[quote] It is worth remembering, however, that despite your enthusiasm for supporting customer loyalty, not every customer is worth keeping.

“There are those customers that habitually switch, chasing the lowest possible price. So by spotting the trends and identifying them, you can let them go, instead of offering them a discount or spending marketing budget on them,” says Vile. [/quote]

Or you could just give us what we want!

Oh, and my date of birth is utterly irrelevant, and asking for it will lead to me rapidly exiting your website, never to return.

Judge to music industry: 'Worth trillions? Forget it'

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Coffee/keyboard

to Thomas 4...

..that last sentence was the killer.

Mumsnet backtracks support for net filter

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Happy

@AC You win the internet

Can we pass this advice on to all parents please?

T-Mobile backtracks on retrospective mobe data caps

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title goes here

What, T-Mobile aren't a joke and backing down in the face of customer fury isn't funny?

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FAIL

As I said on the other article,

Hahahahahahahaha!

Ofcom: T-Mobile probe? Er, not really

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FAIL

Hahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That is all.

Horror AVG update ballsup bricks Windows 7

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Happy

Smug bint

Ditched AVG in favour of Avira about three weeks ago. Phew!

Top Ten Arcade Classics

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Pinball

I spent hours playing pinball on Southwold Pier this summer, my kids thought I'd gone nuts...

Hasbro unleashes 'Spastic' Transformer

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Cunning stunticons

is just brimming with it

Apple plugs iTunes Ping into Twitter

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Badgers

Sorry, can't help myself!

Ping Pongs.

Twitter joke martyr loses appeal

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WTF?

fnuh

"the message was not treated as a real threat and had no effect on the running of the airport"

So in other words, no real costs were incurred and it was pretty much treated as a joke. No harm no foul? Or is that just too much like common sense...

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