* Posts by Snapper

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Rosetta probe's final packets massaged into new snap of Comet 67P

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Re: What are you looking at? Boulders. Perhaps with some organic molecules present,

Nope, Gabrielle Drake playing Lieutenant Gay Ellis was wearing a mini-skirt, I remember it well.

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UFIEbscrNOU/VTvH3nQu9LI/AAAAAAABkms/pTsB6Zf6FbA/s1600/Gabrielle%2BDrake%2Bin%2BUFO%2Bphoto%2Bshoot.jpg

IIRC She was demonstrating that a surface without reference to scale was a problem when trying identify stuff on the aliens planet taken by a spy satellite when the distance/scale recording had gone dodgy. The engineers chose to demonstrate the problem by showing a close up of her >gulp< thigh.

I was a young lad at the time............

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Oath-my-God: THREE! BILLION! Yahoo! accounts! hacked! in! 2013! – not! 'just!' 1bn!

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Re: How did they get to 3 billion accounts?

Also BT in the UK.

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Home Sec Amber Rudd: Yeah, I don't understand encryption. So what?

Snapper

No, a ratchet spanner actually has a use.

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Apple blocks comms-snooping malware

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Re: Why can apps do this?

The macOS and the vast, vast majority of apps running on it are usually fine without Admin privs. It's the users/techs choice to allow them to install apps, set up printers etc.

Remember, Mac users don't have the same memories regarding security history as Windows users do >sarcasm<

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London Tube tracking trial may make commuting less miserable

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Re: 0.1 percent

You don't travel on the tube every day, do you?

Nah, didn't think so!

Provincial Numpty!

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Re: Where are all the pickpockets?

In the same illegal campsite as you!

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Parochial sheepshagger then?

If you can get the straw from between your teeth long enough to realise that using the tube in rush hour is a highly stressful exercise that the majority of Londoners are forced to endure twice a day during their working lives, then you might just get the other brain-cell away from the thought of a recent ovine hook-up and try it yourself sometime and see how you get along. I'd rate you at two weeks.

Outside London = Loser

Inside London = dead from cardiac arrest at 55 due to supporting the rest of the knuckle-dragger's from outside the M25 who spend their time thinking we are all rich and live like Jeremy Corbyn.

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Whoosh, there it is: Toshiba bods say 14TB helium-filled disk is coming soon

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Re: Fuck a duck!

Some of us started on Amstrad 8256 computers, with no hard drive. You had to load the OS and then the apps by shuffling the non-standard floppy disks around, a process that took several minutes, then used a 'data' disk to work off of.

Kids today.

Then I got a Mac Plus with no HD and '2' floppy disk drives......

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User thanked IT department for fast new server, but it had never left its box

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They all noticed!

I replaced some 27" displays that were glossy and highly reflective (bright office with windows all round) with anti-glare/semi-matte displays with much better specs. Got a few comments from the mainly young and female clients that they were a lot easier to read and gave them less headaches etc.

Went in a week later to a deluge of whingeing because they couldn't do their make-up in the morning leaning over their (inevitably) orange keyboards any more.

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The Internet of Flying Thing: Reg man returns with explicit shots

Snapper

Call me stupid but.....

If we poor cattle can't take anything larger than a phone onto a plane, it's only the airline technical staff who will benefit, Shirley?

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Kaspersky files antitrust suit against Microsoft

Snapper

Let me get this straight...

Kaspersky is complaining about the ethics of another company who's reputation has been in the gutter for decades?

What the fuck did they expect? Free Unicorn shit with each computer!

I'm glad I deal with Macs and have lived a life almost totally free of this crap. I like to sleep at night not wonder what other 3rd rate bozo's are going to try and do me over. Apple's tried enough times but they just don't have the same bottomless pit of evil to draw on.

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User lubed PC with butter, because pressing a button didn't work

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Excel can be used to calculate things?

A few days ago I was at a client's site early and got chatting to one of the guys there, and I told a couple of 'in the early days' tales. He liked the one where I told a young lady to highlight the text on the screen.

*THOK*

Yellow highlighter applied to screen!

Then I told him I once saw another young lady type a column of numbers into Excel, then reach across her desk to grab a calculator, tap the numbers in and then type the total into the spreadsheet.

At this point he stared past me at yet another young lady who was standing behind me and who usually sat next to him. Her face was bright red.........

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Kremlin-linked hackers believed to be behind Mac spyware Xagent

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Re: Xagent exfiltrate data from compromised Mac

@Walter Bishop "How does this Xagent get onto the Mac in the first place?"

You'd think the article would have mentioned it, would you not?

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Two new dinosaurs walked from South America to Australia, via Antarctica

Snapper

Re: There were only two of them?

Too right.

Walking all that way to Australia for a bit of peace and quiet!

That'll teach them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry......

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Think virtual reality is just about games? Think again, friend

Snapper

Re: Omaha beach

'Funny' you should mention Saving Private Ryan, as the scene where a German soldier slowly pushes a bayonet into the heart of an Allied soldier is an image I found highly upsetting in just 2D.

Seeing and hearing that as an immersive experience could be as realistic as standing next to it in real life, and I'm pretty sure that would not be good for me or a whole lot of other people.

Once it becomes cheaper and the technology becomes simpler to operate, I'm sure there will be many VR's created with effects for effects sake, just like Avatar. Horror and 'Action' movies could literally become like drugs, with people under pressure from peers to endure the most emotive and shocking experiences. Cue the provision of nurses and psychiatrists at VR 'events', although why you would take a trip to a theater just to get away from other people and pay, probably handsomely, for it, I don't know.

OTOH I can see the use of VR as a great relaxation aid, with the ability to chill out much like properly taught meditation can do. I can also see the appeal of 'flying' down the Grand Canyon with Pink Floyd playing.

Niche product at the end of the day, but it will be hyped as usual.

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Steve Jobs' thermonuclear showdown with Samsung reaches US Supreme Court

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Joke

Lordy!

Who are you and what have you done with El Reg!

I was expecting lots of snide remarks about Steve Jobs and how Apple should have ignored Samsung's 100% blatant copying of the iPhone, the icons and the packaging to the point where even the lawyers had to look really carefully to check which one they were holding up, because of 'rounded corners'.

Hopefully all those trolls have left and are working in supermarkets now.

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Corbyn lied, Virgin Trains lied, Harambe died

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"All I see is naval gazing.

JEZZA "I see no ships"!

I think you mean 'NavEl gazing', but then again, I totally agree with you, but it's what most hard lefties do innit? All "take the fight to the tories' stuff, ignoring democratic elections for their own tired little arguments.

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Web meltdown: BT feels heat from angry punters

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WTF?

Power Outage

Power Outage you say?

So, let me get this straight, Harbour Exchange in London's Docklands, one of THE most important links in the whole UK network, does not have adequate provision for when there is a power outage, either internally or externally.

Effectively no resilience then?

GOD'S TEETH!!!!!!

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F-35s failed 'scramble test' because of buggy software

Snapper

Re: five nines...

Nine fives?

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UK.gov's Major Projects Authority ain't saving us any money, say MPs

Snapper

We get the government we deserve!

There are always two or three sides to an argument.

If we hound MP's (and their families) for the sin of having outside real world business interests and, presumably, previous experience that could result in a baying mob accusing them of everything under the Sun (deliberate pun) including drowning kittens, then we will only get PPE/OxBridge educated views and skills.

Of course politicians and civil servants are second-rate at running anything. If they were any good they'd be doing it in the private sector away from prying eyes.

You can't get rid of incompetent civil servants. All you can do is promote them to move them out of YOUR department. Seen it happen dozens of times.

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Prison butt dialler finally off-hold after 12-day anal retention marathon

Snapper

Re: I can see a marketting opportunity here

Or 'Stir'?

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How to build a plane that never needs to land

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Unhappy

Re: About as useful as a chocolate teapot

>cough< PEDANT ALERT!

The Tiger Moth was not a WW1 plane.

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How many Surface power cords are a fire risk? 2.25 million in the US alone

Snapper
Facepalm

Is it just me...

Or have I noticed a distinct tendency of the fairer sex to REALLY wind cables very tightly. This happens a lot at my clients and SWMBO gets through a hairdryer a year!

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RBS and Natwest online banking goes titsup

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Joke

Re: So that's why...

It sounds like it wasn't the only cold pussy you had experience of that day!

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iOS 9 kludged our iPhones, now give us money, claims new lawsuit

Snapper
Happy

iPad Mini Mk 1/iPad 2 and iPhone 4S work fine

Ok, the iPad Mini Mk 1 is not very fast and battery life is not great (about 6 hours), but it works fine with iOS9, as do my iPad 2 and the wife's iPhone 4s.

We deliberately don't run Chrome, nuff said.

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Cheque, mate? Barclays Bank borked as website, apps take cheeky siesta

Snapper
Coffee/keyboard

@ChronixPsyc

You caught one!

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Microsoft shelves 'suicidal' Android-on-Windows plan

Snapper

Re: Biggest problem with Windows phone continues to be mismanagement shocker?

Wait a few minutes for the inevitable 'Apple is too expensive' call.

Point One: Apple don't make cheap plastic shit with minimum RAM and low-res screens that last a couple of years.

Point Two: If a Windows PC is made to the same manufacturing quality as say, a MacBook Pro 15", then they are usually the same price or more expensive.

Point Three: Windows PC's are for those who don't know any better or can't/won't afford quality.

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Windows 10 out, users happy, PCs upgraded, my work here is done – says Microsoft OS chief

Snapper

Re: And why not?

I think the icon (Windows User) and having to abuse alcohol and grow a beard because of depression is indicative of the level of sarcasm in use.

Either that or he's a complete tool!

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UK Broadband suffers £37.5m loss after big Relish investment

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Unhappy

Poorly designed crap

Had a look at this for a few clients trapped in parts of Central London that can't get Inifinity or Virgin, but the 4G requires almost line-of-sight to a transmitter.

The original router they had was abysmal, and I had to resort to using double-sided suckers to attach it as high as possible in windows. Given that the power was a 1m cable hard wired into the power brick it was rather unsightly with a plug-bar hanging off it, so I had to solder up some extension cables for it.

Technical support was limited to 'send it back if you don't like it'. That may have changed by now but I suspect in a downward direction.

I also had a look at their higher end Dish-On-The-Roof for businesses. Basically a load of cheap parts bundled together that hardly anyone in the company knew about let alone could answer any questions.

Marketing company selling broadband stuff really.

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Microsoft delivers Exchange 2016 Preview

Snapper
Facepalm

Outlook 2016

...for Mac.

Wonder how much of the new Exchange 2016 goodies will work with it......

Oh! Right!

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Windows 10 on Mobile under the scope: Flaws, confusion, and going nowhere fast

Snapper
FAIL

Really?

"Look how it has been aped by every OS ever since"

You mean Microsoft finally managed hide DOS under a knock-off of the Mac OS GUI after over a decade trying.

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Farmer mooved after reunion with two-year fugitive cow

Snapper

This cow is clever!

If the picture is to be believed, then this cow has managed to find her way to the mythical Polish Carpathian mountains in the south of the country (who knew), and all the Keystones were looking in the west.

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China looks to gobble Micron, acquire its own RAM and flash chipper

Snapper

Spilling Choker?

You need one installed and you need to practice with it before you post another article.

SPELLING errors in 2015 FFS!

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MacBooks slimming down with Sammy's new 3D NAND diet pills

Snapper

Re: TRIM support as well?

FFS - get a grip! The latest 10.10.4 update gives you the Apple sanctioned ability to enable TRIM.

http://tinyurl.com/pvhf5w4

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Got iOS 8.3 installed? Pssh, you are SO last week… version 8.4 is out

Snapper

That's why we have icons!

You needed to use the joke alert!

What's that? You weren't joking!

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What’s new in Office 2016 for Mac (and why it doesn't totally suck)

Snapper
FAIL

Same old, same old.

I've been using MS stuff on Macs since Word 3, and I think Microsoft are still the same rip-off company they've always been.

MS people are patting themselves on the back for making the big jump from Office 2011 (released in 2010) to Office 2016 (TBR in 2015).

What they have actually done is played around with the graphics and done a very minor upgrade to a couple of the apps. The sort of upgrade that MIGHT get a .5 indication on anything by another company.

Excel is still 32-bit! Jaw-dropping, just...... jaw-dropping. HELLLOOOOO Microsoft! It's 2015!

Needs to run on Yosemite because your stupid coders can't work out how to make it work properly with older Mac OS's! Would any other company expect to get away with this (apart from Apple of course)?

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MP resigns as security committee chair amid 'cash-for-access' claims

Snapper

Re: So there won't be a Lord Straw then?

Conscientious objectors were rarely cowards. Many served on the front-line as medics.

Agree with the rest of the post though. Just wish we could really do that bastard Blair for war-crimes!

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LEAKED: Samsung's iPHONE 6 KILLER... the Samsung Galaxy S6

Snapper
Alert

Re: Samsung makes Great hardware, but ...

Android is a turgid mess. I had to get another (2013) Nexus 7 for my wife as her earlier model 7 had buggered its battery. Looked up how to move apps and, most importantly, Cany Crush scores from one 7 to another.

WTF!

Root it!

No official way of doing it!

No official backup!

Ok for geeks.

'Simples' for Geeks.

Most people have a relative or son/daughter who can do this.

An awful lot of people don't, and that's what Google an Sammy don't grok.

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Re: Why should Apple be worried?

Market share.............

Oh Jesus H Christ, are you actually relying on that argument?

Irrespective of what is or isn't the best phone, the known FACTS are that Apple makes much more money than Samsung on phones that are actually brought rather than >cough< 'shipped'.

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Planning to upgrade your Lumia to Windows 10? NOT SO FAST

Snapper
Facepalm

Now.....

Is anyone actually, genuinely surprised at this?

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ISS Robonaut gets LEGLESS ... in spaaaace

Snapper

Okay, who else thought.....

it looked like a rather elongated sex-doll?

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You like that E Ink book, huh? How about an E Ink HOUSE

Snapper

Obvious Use

You could use it to camouflage the garden shed, then the missus can't find you when she wants you to put paper in her ink-jet printer.

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Ghosts of Christmas Past: The long-ago geek gifts that made us what we are

Snapper

It's not only schools!

I had most of these items and still have a couple of small scars from a Jetex implementation!

Several years ago I was talking over some hobbies that I could share with my (then) 9-year-old son and suggested some aero-modelling along the lines of simple balsa wood and tissue that could then be ramped up to RC and engines if he liked it (like my father did with me).

I got a complete spike-topped brick wall from my (hopefully soon Ex) wife who demanded that I forget anything of the sort because it involved sharp knives and glue. From the way she reacted you'd have thought I'd said petrol-driven chain-saws. After that most of my attempts to get him interested in anything got the full health and safety inspection and the unanswerable "Why do that? None of his friends do!".

Result is a (now) 23-year old who has trouble changing a fuse.

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Reg man confesses: I took my wife out to choose a laptop for Xmas. NOOOO

Snapper

If I could.....

upvote that several times I would!

My wife got me two pullovers.

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Hack flings bootkits from Macs' Thunderbolts

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Apple lawyers fight to silence dead Steve Jobs: 'No right' to hear him from beyond the grave

Snapper

"I'm really not interested in explaining the physics"

I've already viewed most of those links you gave a long time ago, and in fact two of them were instrumental in convincing me that someone was trying very hard to convince non-technical people of a particular scenario, in that there was some massive 'progressive collapse' or pancake of the building after the top floors failed. Just to be sure I had not missed anything I viewed or read all the links you gave for their entire length.

No, I didn't think you would be interested in explaining the physics of a free fall collapse, funny that.

But you found the time in trying to insult me by mocking my mental health. Insulting people by calling them crazy for asking difficult questions. Very interesting.

No-one will know exactly what happened to the floors that got hit, as the evidence of the scene was carted off to china far too quickly, but photographs of someone standing in the gap that the second airliner caused suggests the heat wasn't that high.

Basically the one thing I asked you to do was provide an explanation of how the towers fell down so quickly. For all I know there might be a plausible, believable and accurate explanation that adheres to common physics. Believe it or not my past career taught me to look at images with no pre-conceived ideas of how those images came about, even images I'd seen many times before. It takes practice but it can be done.

You have not provided any evidence apart from some very old links (one take you a 404 page BTW) and not very good ones at that. The ones that show CG and wooden models of what happens to a building when support is remove both show that the building twists and falls to the side, not straight down. None of the evidence you have given even mentions the fact that the towers fell at free-fall speed with no resistance from all the floors below, let alone offer an explanation. 100 plus floors that have held up a huge building for decades don't just disappear.

Given all your statements about having some expert knowledge about the exact reason they fell, I expected you to give it to me, and I would have genuinely looked at it and formed an opinion.

In the end, as I've long suspected, you are just a sanctimonious, big-headed priggish gas bag.

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Star Wars: Episode VII trailer lands. You call that a lightsaber? THIS is a lightsaber

Snapper
Unhappy

Re: reality bites

It always worried me with the original swords, what happen if the blade slides do........ow! That's the five-fingered widow gone!

A cross-piece/hand-guard is a standard item on nearly every sword ever made, designed to stop the opponents sword sliding down YOUR blade and hacking off the wanking equipment, so why should light-sabres be any different?

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Forget the $2499 5K iMac – today we reveal Apple's most expensive computer to date

Snapper

Re: Now that's just going too far

WTF are you on!

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Snapper

Re: Now that's just going too far

Are you drunk? I can't understand half of what you say,

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Yahoo close to investing $20m in disappearing chat app Snapchat

Snapper
Mushroom

Snapchat is a .......

Dot-Com-Bomb all on its own!

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