Better than that - I hear of a chap having an affair with one of the plod's partners while plod is currently sat in a cramped cabin on a cruise ship in port (not the one with tweetie pie on the side).
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I bought the first Swift in part due to the removable battery - I hope this continues to be the case.
I think they did - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia_X - but it wasn't a great experience if I recall correctly the review.
Imagine how money the state could raise...
............in the queue outside the Apple store on "release" day
So long as the whores don't go on strike, they'll keep bringing the MWC back to BCN.
What happened to "hauled up before the beak"?
... of burying bad news from Huawei regards Microsoft on their devices.
Not the technology
The chaps at Beats are VERY good at getting their products on celebrities (given free if not actively paid to sport them as they exit that jet/team coach). And that's pretty much half or 3/4 of the game.
Headphones are wearable, the same as a watch, which is why I'd hazard a guess Apple really could do with their know-how.
In terms of audio tech there is already better much lower hanging fruit (mentioned above). But that probably isn't the priority.
Paris, because she's a celeb too!
No exactly shocked
Spain is strangled by a centralized "can't do" government restricting abortion, referendums, etc.
Drones fitted with cameras could help uncover all sorts of dodgy behaviour by our politicians and royals. So that's a ban then.
Hope this doesn't negatively impact your most excellent "Clicks" guided projects.
A young stripper called Fernando
That is all
My neighbour is a ladygarden.
Re: The emperor's new offices?
"PPS. posting something on Twitter and thinking it won't get made public? tsk ;-)"
That's why I use Google+ - nobody will see it there.
Or come over to Australia, as many British were doing.
Re: Inspired by the classics
Isn't the penis supposed to be at the front, rather than on top?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you....
The Human CemeteriPad
Is a great spanish word.
Perhaps Ryanair could learn from he chocolate factory..
... about less intrusive advertising. Michael ORLY should know where he can stick his scatcards.
Revelation from the East from the poorly travelled
Coming from iPhone obsessed Hipsterville (not Eastbourne) I was really surprised to see so many chicks with big android mobiles in Singapore. One of the local owners explained to me that the females out there are addicted to Korean TV soaps which they love to watch on their mobiles on public transport, and that those discrete iPhones were no good (I guess they are subtitled or something).
Returning to the pics, I doubt the images are genuine, but I doubt the Apple Genies would want to exclude potential iTunes customers because they failed to adapt to a different market.
Does anyone read comments this far down?
Getting a patent for something you obviously can't get to work. A parasite on innovation.
Taking a punt on something a bit different
Will one module be an SD Card slot?
GAGA - Guard Alert Gringos Away (or Guiris Away)
PS. Link to Southampton University Postgrad no longer working - cuts?
The iWatch will be 'wound' automatically on the wrist so therefore powered by an explicit picture of an iDevice launch which can be displayed on any other compatible iDevice. Fap Fap Fap.
Australia seems to be catching up with the highly respected justice system of the good old US of A. Or is this homage to China? In any case, well done! Really!
Exclusive more memory version for Vodafone
Sorry chaps - this is a complete turn-off.
And they will STILL fail to prosecute.
Randy and armed with attached dagger
I'm fearing something akin to the scene from Seven.
by their weight. Seems to be a catch all in terms of resource depletion (I would allow a Bulgarian Airbag allowance).
Re: Wrong, but not ridiculous?
"A cyclist going at 35 km/h (we are not talking Tour de France here) that's 21.5 g/km per person (without emissions from food production, etc., unlike the bike side claims)."
I'm not sure I'd manage a steady 35km/h - I'm probably ambling making about 15km/h through the city. Maybe you are wasted in front of computer and a career in cycle couriership might be beckoning.
Probably more appropriate than
a "Jim'll Fixit" badge - unless it dissolves after a year.
..seem to outweigh the risks for Google.
Obviously they'll have their work cut out to compete with magnetically attached power plugs, unique rounded corners, etc, but I admire their indefatigabilty.
Re: Bit dim.
Well obviously it was an SMS.
Re: It's ok .....
Thankfully, his tinfoil hat will save him from the worst.
Re: @ taxman - Anything but Unity
The pictured phone in the bbc article looks very much like the Samsung Galaxy Nexus I have in front of me now - a device I am perfectly happy with.
@Andreas, I'm not sure if you are suggesting the phone doesn't exist, or that there is no evidence of which devices are proposed other than the Canonical supplied photo.
And what proportion of these dividends are paid out in the UK? Far from all of them, one would guess.
No evidence of winter having arrived here
Still warm indoors!
Just can't escape that image anymore.
Busted by facebook - that is all.
Some of those roads look to be in lovely condition - and not a toll-booth in sight.
Paris, because I'm sure she'd approve of those splendid white lines too.
Re: Not another 5in screen...
No need to grow your hands, I'm sure. Maybe you are just holding it wrong.
That's gonna flop.
Schoolboy error mixing weight and mass? Or have I fallen into some boffin trap?
Don't Apple have a patent on crap antennas?
Cupertino's lawyers are gonna sue, boy!
Re: It would be far fucking better
You're holding it wrong.
The cheek - get your tanks off my lawn
Samsung have set up a temporary Galaxy Note stand in Plaça Catalunya right in front of the new "secret" Apple store opening soon. Might pop in later for a gander.
Sounds like protectionism to me
a local porn distributor has "greased the palm" of the local politicians.
I wonder what aspirational cr@p they'll find to sell to this "particular" market next.
Does the Vibease
link up to an app showing pictures of Steve J. presenting new products. Sounds like the perfect app, given the circlejerk that seems to go on in the neighbouring office over every fruity announcement.
Probably something along the lines of..
.. the common garden Nokia allegedly hurled by the Right Honourable member for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath
Success for Samsung's lawyers.