* Posts by Steve Drake

4 posts • joined 5 Jun 2007

Poker-faced Ballmer explains Google beating plans

Steve Drake

@Ante up?

It goes something like this:

1. Microsoft attempts to buy Yahoo!

2. Ballmer antes up the... ante.

3. Microsoft attempts to buy Google, the universe.

So, what's the first rule of Reg Club?

Steve Drake

Thou shalt not indulge in trickery

All humorous comments are to be clearly labeled and colour-coded in accordance with the proclamations of the Vulture Central Humour Comprehensibility Committee. Of course the comments form will need some of those nice buttons for making the words look different.

George Bush's watch clocked on eBay

Steve Drake

Re: You're all missing the point!

"What the FARK is the leader of the free world doing wearing a Mickey Mouse watch?"

Saw it on "The Da Vinci Code"

2012 Olympics logo debuts to whalesong

Steve Drake

What kind of vision is this?

I'm seeing pink elephants, but then perhaps I'm just hallucinating.

Are those choppers I hear?

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