* Posts by Pen-y-gors

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Begone, Demon Internet: Vodafone to shutter old-school pioneer ISP

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Was it Demon who launched as 'tenner-a-month'? I remember signing up with them (after hearing about it through CiX - Compulink Internet eXchange?) - they were jolly good, but like all small jolly good IT services they got bigger and became not-so-jolly-good. Now I use BT (sorry!) - but I do get 300Mbps, which is a tad more than I got on Demon. Yesterday downloaded a Knoppix DVD iso in 3 mins! Writing to DVD took considerably longer than the download.

FYI: Twitter's API still spews enough metadata to reveal exactly where you lived, worked

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Re: You have to opt in

I think the point here is that it's old location data that is still being distributed, regardless of whether or not you are currently not opted-in.

Personally I switch location off on the phone unless I'm using Maps - just to save battery life you understand, I'm not paranoid, whatever you may have heard. And who told you anyway?

Reg Standards Bureau introduces the Devon fatberg as coastal town menaced by oily blob

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But seriously though...

They always say 'don't pour oil down the sink' - okay, but what they hell do we do with half a bottle of well-out-of-date rapeseed oil? Round here we have food waste recycling - which involves putting it in plastic bags. Not sure that will be too effective for liquids.

Save it up for Nov 5th? Or the post-revocation-of-article-50 bonfire of the Brexiters?

China's loose Chang'e: Probe lands on far side of the Moon in science first, says state media

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Re: Nanu nanu shazbat!

Nah. Why spoil a good thing? It's such fun!

New Horizons probe reveals Ultima Thule is huge, spinning... chicken drumstick?

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Re: Alice

And what about the Pluto Energetic Particle Spectrometer Science Investigation (PEPSSI)

How much did they pay for that sponsorship?

May be a good way to raise funds for future probes? The Complete Optical Camera Array - Capturing Otherworldly Light Action

London Gatwick Airport reopens but drone chaos perps still not found

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Re: Environmental Protestors?

I'm sure we shall find out in time.

Not too sure about referring to them as "one theory is that they may be environmental rights terrorists" - as far as I'm aware there was no physical injury to anyone, actual or intended. One of the key points about the all-embracing 'terrorism' is that it involves using violence for political ends. If violence wasn't deemed to be necessary, and simply causing terror for political ends = terrorism, then I'm afraid the entire Parliamentary Tory party would be going down for a very long stretch.

Let's stick to 'activists' ?

Sticking with one mobile provider gets you... Oh. Price rises, big exit fees, and lovely, lovely lock-in

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I may be unusual

But I haven't felt the need for one of these expensive £30+ / month contract deals for many years. Now, when I need a new phone (maybe every 3-5 years) I buy one. Last one cost £400.

I get my Broadband from BT, so get £5/month discount on SIM-only mobile. So I'm paying £5/month for unlimited calls, unlimited texts and 1GB/month data - it was 500MB but it's gone up on renewal. With free access to BT WiFi as well, I've never even needed the full 500MB

But horses for courses I suppose.

Scrubtastic end to 2018 as SpaceX, Blue Origin, Arianespace all opt for another day on Earth

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Pity they're dumping the dodgy bit of Soyuz before re-entry. Think how much fun the 'nauts would have had as they (very briefly) listened to the sound of the wind whistling past the hole.

Brexit-dodging SCISYS Brits find Galileo joy in Dublin

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Why Dublin?

If they already have offices in the UK and Germany, who not move head office to Germany rather than a new site in Dublin?

Dev's telnet tinkering lands him on out-of-hour conference call with CEO, CTO, MD

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Re: Well, there was this time...

Surely a lump hammer and a cold chisel is the standard way to decommission hard drives?

No not THAT kind of Office Wizard! Roll a diplomacy check to win the election: Vote tie resolved by a D20

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Re: Statistically speaking

It came in a box?

You were looky! I remember playing it in the late 70s and all you could buy were a few AD&D (TM) books, plus the aforesaid D20, D6 etc

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Re: Check the die

Obviously it was the office dork's personal 'special' D20

Astroboffins spy a rare exoplanet evaporating before their eyes

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Re: The whole point of the metric system is to make large numbers more ‘palatable’.

Yep 10,000 tons a second - which the article implies is incredibly fast.

BUT... the line before says

For other types of exoplanets like hot Jupiters, which also orbit close to its host stars, the rate of evaporation can be as high as thousands of tons per second but the impact is much smaller.

So, is 10,000 tonnes a second a little or a lot?

It's very bad practice to mix units in an article.

It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you hackers are targeting 'nuclear, defense, energy, financial' biz

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Re: emails contain poisoned Word documents

The whole point of spearphishing is to run a con on a specific target.

Exactly. Carefully crafted for the target(s). Ideally, for a specific person, but a small group can be effective too.

<war story mode on>

Some years ago one of our clients who we had developed a website for (to do with uses for timber) had an email from a customer saying there was a virus on the website. Instant panic mode, check everything, absolutely clean. Scratch head. Then look at email in more detail - wrong domain name. Someone had registered a .com version of our .co.uk site, grabbed our entire site (not exactly difficult), and cloned it onto the .com, with added sprinkles.

We suspect they then had a nicely crafted email referring to some recent interesting pieces of news in the burning trees industry, and sent it to a smallish number of people in organisations and businesses interested in burning trees. A fair proportion would probably follow the links, see a plausible site, and leave none the wiser, while something nasty started to nose around their network.

And that's even without Office attachments. No matter what we do, highly intelligent scumbags will craft new ways of conning people. Even if we provide people with non-network connected tablets using a 4G data connection for all web access, they will still get conned and reveal a password to a 'Windows Security Team member' via email.

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Be fair, it's a clue, not a clear answer.

Once you know the control server you infiltrate and monitor that. If a VPN connects see if you can poison the VPN client to detect/trace where the connection is from. That may give another clue. And so on. Who knows, if you're lucky, you may be able to send a little present down the VPN!

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There is a solution to dodgy e-mail attachments.

1. Set up a desktop on AWS or similar.

2. Require all users to access said desktop via VNC (special version, file transfer disabled)

3. Require all users to only access e-mail using webmail of some sort via a browser on the remote desktop, with attachments being viewed via browser plugins.

4. Wipe and re-install remote desktop every hour.

There's probably still some holes in this, but it's more useable than 'ban the interwebs'.

Fraudster convicted of online banking thefts using… whatever the hell this thing is

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Re: Tech or pretend-tech?

How does the mirror and holy postcard help with that?

Home users due for a battering with Microsoft 365 subscription stick

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I believe this is some sort of games console?

What would be the point of bundling it in with a package? Fine for people with an XBox, pointless otherwise. A 'bonus' or 'feature' that you don't use is worthless. Bit like Amazon Prime - well, a lot like Amazon Prime. I'd happily pay an annual fee for faster delivery, but not £80/year - oh yes, but Prime also includes some sort of video download service and special deals on bling. Neither of which I want or would use. I want faster delivery. Why won't they sell that to me?

Thanks to UK peers, coming to a laptop near you in 2019: Age checks for online smut

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Re: Doh....

Now, WE (the vaguely IT-literate Reg-commentardiate) know that VPNs are basically a good thing, so long as they aren't free! Paid for and used properly they can considerably increase security while browsing, and not just smut.

Could someone explain this to the BBC and the Lottery? Who flatly refuse to let you use iPlayer or buy a ticket while you are using a VPN, even if it terminates in the UK.

No, they want you to disconnect your VPN and use the highly questionable free WiFi in your local coffee shop without the safety of virtuality.

But kids can still sit in Star*ucks watching movies showing grown-ups in a state of undress, so long as they use their VPN.

Why do we bother with a Parliament of morons?

Ticketmaster tells customer it's not at fault for site's Magecart malware pwnage

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Re: Offsite scripts GAH!


Have a look at the TSB login page. Offsite resources include:

That got me interested. Just looked at the Lloyds login page:




All now blocked by ABP of course.

And looking at the Network info from Webdeveloper in Firefox there are a lot of curious bits - cross-site scripting blocked to other subdomains? XML parsing errors? Some very curious "Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at wss://"

And am I the only one who is suspicious of GET requests that have a parameter of 500 bytes of hex?

25% of NHS trusts have zilch, zip, zero staff who are versed in security

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Security costs

We all know that security costs, as do so many things.

For an under-funded trust, when the choice is between spending cash on security training and staff to avoid a (future) data breach, an on spending cash on staff who can stop people dying tomorrow, it's and easy choice.

Same as any choice - Universal Credit late? Benefits stopped for no good reason? Limited cash? You buy food to stop starving today, and try to forget the risk of being evicted in a few months for not paying your rent.

Immediate needs outweigh future ones.

Only answer is more real money for the NHS. If we want it, it has to be paid for.

Boffins build blazing battery bonfire

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Re: Interesting idea


Small-scale production is less efficient and more expensive than mass-production in just about everything, and energy production is no exception.

Very true. But it's also massively more flexible and extensible. Need more leccy? Add a few panels or an extra turbine of some sort. Or spend £30+ billion and wait 20 years for a new nuclear station. Base cost should only rarely be the most important consideration.

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Re: Interesting idea

@Jellied Eel

"Taking it further, if the EV was parked indoors, then waste heat from battery warmers & charging could heat the home"

An interesting idea. Hoe exactly does that work on the 6th floor of a block of flats? Bigger lifts? Crane outside the window to hoist the car up?

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Re: "cheaper"

How about 'Nuclear' instead? Nuclear doesn't generate CO2, the thing you fear the most. But wait, it's not in line with the POLITICS, now is it? Heh, yeah, pointing out the obvious again. I think I prefer FREEDOM.

Okay, I'll take the bait and try to explain.

Is your idea of FREEDOM being required to get your electricity from a single Japanese company who build and run a massively expensive and potentially lethal generation facility on your doorstep, which is liable to catastrophic failure (or even non-catastrophic failure) - one bad glitch in a nuclear power station and a million people have no electricity until it's fixed. One really really bad glitch and a million people probably won't ever have to worry about the electricity supply (or anything else) ever again. And when they're the only game it town they set the prices at whatever they want. The wonderful Hinckley C has a guarantee that they will get £92.50 per Megawatt hour, index linked, for the next 35 years. UK electricity companies are currently paying under £40 for French nuclear power. Large-scale wind currently costs around £50/MWh. Hinckley will cost UK consumers £50 billion more than it needs to. And you will pay it whether you want to or not. That's FREEDOM!

Not my idea of FREEDOM, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Or maybe FREEDOM is having a large network of connected small-scale, varied, renewable generators with a range of doorstep and locally-ish storage to smooth things, so you have the FREEDOM to actually use electrical appliances when you want.

And on a related point - "Nuclear doesn't generate CO2" - only true-ish at the point of generation. Over the lifetime of a reactor, once you include the necessary construction, mining, refining, decommissioning and waste-disposal as well, then Nuclear generates a lot of CO2. Depending on the concentration of the ore it can easily exceed the lifetime CO2 outputs of every know current type of renewable. So, no, not a magic wand solution either.

Dine crime: Chippy sells deep fried Xmas dinner

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Re: Xmas dinner?

@Charlie Clark

Good gravy, good strong mustard and hot horseradish are all the condiments you ever need.

Possibly true if all you ever eat is roast beef. But with poultry? Gravy yes, but not horseradish.

But of course, a mild horseradish for dipping chips a la Belge...

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What's wrong with plain crisps and a bag of salt to shake over them, hey? Hey?

A bag of salt? A BAG of salt? I think you mean a pinch of salt wrapped in a twist of blue paper.


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Re: battered?

Our village shop is selling complete stalks of them. I believe they keep for ages if you leave them in a cool place on the stalk.

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Re: battered?


and lots of them!

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Xmas dinner?

That's not xmas dinner! Where's the cranberry sauce, stuffing, bread sauce, bacon, prunes and roasties? I suppose chips can replace the roasties, but they're not the same. I suggest a proper, complete traditional full christmas dinner, with everything, wrapped into a filo pastry parcel, and then battered and fried.

Identity stolen because of the Marriott breach? Come and claim your new passport

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New passport?

How exactly will getting a new passport help? Will they change your date of birth? Your place of birth? Your name?

Expired cert... Really? #O2down meltdown shows we should fear bungles and bugs more than hackers

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I assume this is something to do with controlling autonomous vehicles.

If it is, then it's worrying. An autonomous vehicle must be able to work without a network connection! For emergencies and for areas without 5G. All it needs is to know what is around it - it doesn't need the latest news on traffic problems 300 miles away. It should be able to rely on its own sensors, and, possibly, short-range comms to chat to nearby vehicles. That's it. Updates can wait until it's next connected, like phones.

Peak tech! Bacon vending machine signals apex of human invention

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Re: The best bacon

and the sausage, tomatoes, cheese, and mushrooms. With Potteries oatcakes to transport it to your mouth - and dribbling down your chin.

Cheese???? And you forgot t' black pudding. And tinned tomatoes, not fresh.

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Re: Which is better?

The only bacon worth eating is homemade. Period. End of discussion.

Do you mean home-made or home-cooked?

It's a hell of a big job to find somewhere in your house where you can salt and smoke half a pig. I find the locally-cured bacon from our butcher down the road is excellent (and more like a steak than a 'slice'). And nicely grilled at home, in a soft white bap, with <insert sauce of choice>. Yum.

But having said that, a decent freshly-cooked bacon roll from a roadside van (fat trimmed off) is often a delight.

How the mighty have fallen: Anglian Water knocks Google off perch as UK's best workplace

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Major companies only?

I assume this is limited to 'best employer' with a value over $1 billion, and generally rubbish moral standards?

There are tens of thousands of small businesses which offer a better place to work than any of these.

My employer (me) has an office ten yards from my front door. No fuss if I'm 'late' in. Great coffee and use of fridge for snacks whenever. No problems with bringing my cat to work. Holidays whenever I like. The right to turn down jobs I don't like the look of. Only downside is the wages, but money isn't everything. That beats all the ones mentioned.

Adobe Flash zero-day exploit... leveraging ActiveX… embedded in Office Doc... BINGO!

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Qihoo 360?

Having the same sort of availability issues as Office 361.5 ?

European fibre lobby calls for end to fake fibre broadband ads

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Cogito ergo sum?

If you think you have a full-fibre connection, you probably don't

I'm pretty sure I do have FTTP. Otherwise what were the openreach guys doing running a special new cable into the new router thingy on the bedroom wall, which then gave me 300Mbps down? And what were all those coils of new something that were hanging off the local telegraph poles? Do you mean it's just a new bit of copper?

Here's the list of space orgs big and small sparring to send next NASA gear to the Moon

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Presumably these companies will just be bidding for the last bit of the journey - getting the package down to the lunar surface, and not the full journey from Florida. With Boeing/SpaceX/NASA getting it into lunar orbit?

Marriott's Starwood hotels mega-hack: Half a BILLION guests' deets exposed over 4 years

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500 million?

Nah! 500 million transactions, maybe, but not 500 million customers. Even if it's worldwide, I suspoect a lot are in the USA, and a fair proportion of the population there can't afford to stay in decent house, never mind a Marriot hotel. And I'm sure a lot of their customers tend to be regular repeat offenders, so probably only 50-100 million, i.e. less than Equifax. Pah! Piffling small change!

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Or possibly it was upgraded in Sept 18 to report additional types of activity as being suspicious. We shouldn't always assume the worst. Which of us has never upgraded software to make things better?

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Re: Card numbers


I've done the opposite before, flag that the card is going out of the UK.

It must be 10 years ago that I visited Chile. After a couple of days tried to use my debit card to withdraw cash - nope! Seconds later got a text from the bank telling me about it and saying to reply to unblock.

Had similar texts (but not blocks) when I used Lloyds CC to order stuff directly from a shop in Santiago. "Was this you? If not phone...."

But yes, why does anyone need to store CC numbers once the transaction has been verified - or even before if you use a portal like Paypal?

Canuck couple returns home after night on tiles to gaggle of randomers hanging out in their flat

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I remember reading an article recently suggesting that this approach is being frequently used to set-up "pop-up" brothels.

1) Book large house with lots of bedrooms with false credentials for a week

2) Move in

3) Start passing the word round the local pubs

4) Move out at end of week, don't bother changing sheets or clearing the mess.

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Re: Experienced something similar myself from the other side

Raises an interesting question, the same as the one in the article.

If it was the wrong place, how did you get in? No key? No key-safe code? No 'key under 3rd flowerpot from the right'?

OneDrive is broken: Microsoft's cloudy storage drops from the sky for EU users

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Re: Ah the Cloud

Where does rain come from?

$deityOfChoice is having a wee-wee

Blighty: We spent £1bn on Galileo and all we got was this lousy T-shirt

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Re: Well, who'd have thought it?


If you love the EU so much bugger off and live there .. I have for over 10 years. At least I know what Europeans think of the UK.

I've lived in the EU for many years, still do. It's a little country called Wales. I want to continue living in the EU, but a bunch of mindless, selfish, gullible twats are taking that right away from me.

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Re: Well, who'd have thought it?

There are plenty spaces for heads on pikes on Westminster bridge.

No, we are a 48% civilised country, we don't put heads on pikes these days (although it has a strong emotional appeal, and would undoubtedly be a major tourist attraction for years - helping our foreign trade balance, which I'm sure they would appreciate, if they were alive to do any appreciating)

No, they should all spend the rest of their days in a 10x10ft cell in Dartmoor, only coming out for 12 hours work a day breaking rocks in an open-air quarry, regardless of the weather. The whole thing being livestreamed 24/7. Vindictive? Moi?

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Re: Well, who'd have thought it?

Well, just because you donated £500 to the Golf Club towards the cost of building a new shower block doesn't mean you get to use it after you've resigned from the club.

NASA has Mars InSight as latest lander due to arrive today

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Re: Information

Damn! They'll be spitting when that happens and they realise they hadn't allowed for such an obvious problem. That's what comes from letting inexperienced grad students design experiments.

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Re: Dusty

I wondered about having a little electric fan attachment, but I suppose with the thin air a feather duster on a robot arm would make much more sense.

HMRC: 30 months to prep Northern Ireland backstop systems, 24 for customs

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with all this chaos and all this ridculous insoluble problems, there MUST be some sort of alternative plan???

<whisper>pss sssh ssshhh</whisper>

What's that Sooty? Why not just stay in the EU? No, don't be silly. If it was that simple everyone would be calling for that, even the government!

<whisper>pss sssh ssshhhpp sssph</whisper>

What's that Sooty? You say that everyone IS calling for that, including pro-Brexit government ministers and ex-ministers like Raab C Brexit? Well! Why don't we all know about this?

<whisper>pss sssh ssshhhpp sssph</whisper>

What's that Sooty? Because the fascist owners of the main newspapers make sure it's not mentioned? Maybe you have a point. Good night Sooty.

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Re: Don't worry

@Ken 16

Oooh, wouldn't want them 'jumping the queue'!

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