* Posts by Tom Maddox

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Open source to bust up Cisco Borg collective?

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Hmm, if only there were a way to look that up

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=chutzpah

Official: PhD in 'Essential Oils' or 'Natural Toiletries' = 'a Scientist'

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Oh dear

I trust you'll be cancelling your subscription, then?

World shrugs as IPv4 addresses finally exhausted

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NOOOOOO!!!

It's the Apocalypse! THE APOCALYPSE!

Marry Microsoft, analyst tells Nokia

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Not a valid point

If Germany were an opinion leader, we'll all be listening to David Hasselhoff and eating sauerkraut.

Apple clips publishers' wings

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True

The correct descriptor is "fanbois."

Google algorithm change squashes code geek 'webspam'

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Alternately

They could just send a brute squad around to so-called SEOs and whack them in vital bits until they agree to stop.

Hubble squints at most distant galaxy

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A valid point

All purely theoretical, but the ramifications are fascinating.

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Let me refer you . . .

. . . to the notion that nothing travels faster than light. The light will always get to us eventually.

NYT casts Assange as 'arrogant' (with a little 'Peter Pan')

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Okay, then

All right, Skippy, let's hear what *you* consider one of the best traditions of the USA. I await the sound of crickets from your direction.

Backup: It really should be easy

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Exactly

"if there is ever a problem and the truth is, 9 times out of 10, it will work." It's that 10th time that you want bulletproof data protection, and the discerning IT practitioner will want to ensure that the methodology is well-known and tested, which is hard to do when the data is "in the cloud."

Matrix 4 and 5 in works, threatens Keanu

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And, best of all

No Keanu.

US Navy puts stops on server spending

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And that's what they're doing

If you're not implementing virtualization, you're probably doing something wrong.

Mozilla slings out 9th beta for Firefox 4

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Tempted to upvote

You know, because Chrome trolling is so much more inventive than Opera trolling. On balance, though, the thumb says it all.

Microsoft sends Windows 7 SP1 to OEMs

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¿Qué?

I think you mean "cue."

</pedant>

Mozilla plots February Firefox 4 release

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For sufficiently broad definitions ...

... of all those terms.

Facebook revenues 'hit $1.2 billion in nine months'

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Noooot quite ...

Excellent analysis, except for your final point and final sentence: "Anyone who buys in at this price has to be a teensy bit dumb."

All investors have to believe is that they will, at some point, be able to sell their Facebook equity for a greater amount, which means that they need to find someone dumber than them, which will probably be fertile ground once Facebook goes public. This principle is called the Greater Fool theory and is basically the foundation of modern investment. Extrapolating that principle to an understanding of the boom-and-bust cycle of the stock market is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader.

Ptable: It’s all about the interface

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Works for me

Text everywhere--well yes, it's a periodic table, in contains text.

Buttons everywhere--your inability to distinguish between a button and dropdown menu has been noted. The dropdown determines what happens when you click on an element.

Resize--I resized my browser window, and the table resized itself.

This does reveal the essential issue that usability, like art, is subjective, however. I think the UI is nifty, if slightly cluttered. I wouldn't want all this stuff jammed together for, say, a vital infrastructure application, but it's a great proof of concept, IMHO.

In re the article itself, where did you find these guys? The Web is a glorified phonebook? People have been presenting complex data via the Web since the late '90s. Morans.

Catfish: A fanfare for Facebook fakery

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What I've been telling you

See, now this is why I don't use the Internet!

Microsoft unveils 'do not track' option for IE9

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Optimism defined

"They should serve as a catalyst for continued thoughtful discussion and debate about how best to achieve that balance . . ."

Yeah, that seems likely.

I was timeboxed in a holistic scrum

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Case in point

"However, Scrum as a reaction to top-down, rigid waterfall methodology should be seen as nothing short of a developer revolution. Done right, it puts a lot of power in developer hands and really lays bare the pain points (like overoptimistic and overbearing managers deciding on what's possible to do in what time frame)."

Bingo, sir.

Wikileaks: Berlusconi useless, Pope Catholic

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And *that* . . .

. . . is how you troll, ladies and gentlemen.

Seagate DeLorean: World's priciest hard drive?

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Here's a question . . .

Will it work with Apple's Time Machine?

Opera 11 goes beta with extensions, stacked tabs

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ORLY?

What other browser did I mention? I specifically made mention of the behavior of *people*, not technology.

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It's not hypocritical

No fanboys of other browsers have yet (as of the time of this posting) wandered into this thread and proclaimed their choice of browser to be far superior, as Opera fanboys are prone to do in threads regarding other browsers.

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I was interested . . .

. . . but then I envisioned the onrushing torrent of viscous Opera fanboy love-spatter sure to engulf this comment section, and I suddenly became nauseated.

US census takers fight angry Americans for their data

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ARRRRGGHHHH

I just want to highlight that, as an American, I do not approve of nor support this "Doug Glass" (undoubtedly not his real name so as to remain "off the grid" despite the fact that he's posting on the Internet, which was developed by the US Government) in his paranoid idiocy. I had heard all the right-wing rants about how invasive the census was, and then I got my form (somehow, for the first time ever--not sure what happened in previous years), and I was shocked . . . by how utterly innocuous the questions were. You would have to be an absolute loon to consider them invasive.

So, Doug, please STFU. You're making the rest of us look bad.

Microsoft earnings up over 50%

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But wait . . .

All the Reg comment threads I've read tell me that Microsoft is dying and irrelevant! Clearly, this is some sort of hoax!

Top 10 Kindle books outsell dead-tree versions 2-1

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Probably not

My understanding is that the "yoof of today" are a bunch of illiterate thugs who would have no interest in reading anything longer than a Twitter post or text message and that the only way they would have a Kindle is if they'd beaten it out of some yuppie.

On a more serious note, the people I most often see using Kindles are, in fact, professionals of the white-collar class. Granted, that's during my morning commute, so it makes sense. Nonetheless, I haven't seen any "kindle-kiddies," more "Kindle adults." Sorry to puncture your stereotype.

Ubuntu demotes Gnome for Unity netbook look

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Good

Canonical has finally made Linux usable on the desktop, largely by giving it an attractive, intuitive interface and simplifying many common user tasks such as installation. If the developers push the envelope on the UI, so much the better. Still, I look forward to the onslaught of butthurt penguinistas demanding that Canonical allow the development of the Ubuntu interface to stagnate and instead be subject to the inadequacies of GNOME.

Apple threatens Java with death on the Mac

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For once, I agree with Apple

Please start with killing Java post-haste. I wince whenever I see the JVM fire up on any system because I know I'm about to be presented with some fugly, godawful half-assed POS that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Java has never lived up to its promises, and it remains an albatross around the neck of end-user experience. Kill it, so that something good and worthwhile can rise up and take its place!

US college girls: Fatter roomie helps control 1st-year plumpening

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Interesting

The title bar of my browser tab says "Sci/Tech News for the World." This is about biology, hence science. Go rock yourself to sleep, now.

Oracle on Unix biz: We can rebuild it

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Sigh

Fortunately, the kernel is the only thing that ever requires patching, right? RIGHT?

Die-hard bug bytes Linux kernel for second time

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Sort of

That's really more of a *headdesk*.

Email worm wants to party like it's 1999 (almost)

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Hah

I run Notes 8.5.1, and it's a pile of poo. I don't care if it doesn't get hit by viruses, it doesn't do the job. Your immediate accusation of "fanboy" is way off the mark. I do like Outlook, FWIW, but I despise Notes for reasons that have nothing to do with a particular penchant for Microsoft software, rather to do with a craptacular UI, unreliability, slowness, and numerous "WTF?" moments in a given day. I have never used a piece of software that caused me such pure rage, and it's exacerbated by the fact that Notes fanboys such as yourself cannot fathom that anyone might not love their precious pile of flaming feces. In point of fact, I know that I cannot possibly reason with you or convince you that my perspective has any merit, because I have tried and tried to do so with Notes aficionados in the past, and two things are always clear: they are absolutely convinced their chosen product is the best in the world, and they have never really used any competing product, so they're not aware that the rest of the world has moved on in terms of usability, functionality, and aesthetics.

In short, there's one area where Outlook could use a minor improvement, which is security, and there are numerous areas where Notes could use major improvement. But go ahead and flame away . . . fanboy.

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Scrotes

Notes would protect you by crashing or refusing to run at all.

Fennec squeezes into Android users' pockets

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In before the Opera fanboys

Blah blah blah Opera did it first etc.

RIM proposes crypto forum to dodge India BlackBerry ban

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Misses the point

The thing about using a Blackberry is that encryption is *easy*, which is not the case with most encryption solutions. As someone who runs your own IMAP server, you've already identified yourself as outside the run of normal users; that option is either not available or not appealing to most people. Maybe they *should* care enough to do so, but they won't.

Citrix takes bare-metal hypervisor to PCs

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You don't get it

I'll assume you haven't really used virtualization, since you entirely miss the point of it.

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View

View has supported offline desktops since version 3, so I'm not sure why the article claims that this is a "new" feature in 4.5. In any case, where VMware needs to focus their efforts with View is in making the damn thing stable and reliable. It has enough features; they just need to work reliably!

Firefox 4 beta gets Sync and Tab Candy Tab Panorama

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B-b-but . . . Opera!

Opera is perfect in every way! It's better than perfect! It's amazing! It does everything you could possibly want it to do, even if you haven't thought of it yet! If it "arbitrarily" deletes your bookmarks, that's just because the Opera developers have implemented the "delete useless bookmarks" feature which automagically purges your preferences of all the stuff you don't need. Your problem is that you didn't realize you didn't need it. And aren't you happier now that you've been released from the excess baggage of your past?

Opera is the best!

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Whoa

This just in, some people use technology in a different fashion than you. I realize that means they're inferior human beings probably deserving of being made into Soylent Green, but it is true, nonetheless.

Google knits 11 patches into Chrome browser

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Blah blah blah Opera

Something something "no bugs or security holes ever" something something "totally awesome browser" yadda yadda "Opera" etc.

Opera: Firefox tab sets? We've had 'em for years

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Unhappy

I don't hate Opera . . .

. . . it just doesn't have the features that I want/need.

My issue with the Opera fanbois is that, when I explain the features that I enjoy in Firefox, they smugly say "Opera has those!" and fail to understand that Opera either *doesn't* have them or doesn't implement them as well. As a result, my apathy towards Opera turns into a hatred for Opera by association with its "advocates."

Mozilla man: Firefox 4 will leapfrog JavaScript rivals

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Ahem

Yes, the Web has lots of Javascript, and *some* of it is actually useful, although useful to whom is a question worth pausing to consider. When it seems like I'm not getting functionality out of a site, I enable Javascript. Let's consider The Register for a moment, however. Here, I have scripting enabled for "theregister.co.uk" and disabled for googleadservices.com, google-analytics.com and quantserve.com. As a result, The Register loads much more quickly than it would normally, I see fewer ads, and less of my personal information gets piped to advertisers, while still being able to take advantage of the "useful" Javascript functionality like that which enables posting to this forum.

In any case, Captain Butthurt, my primary point was that Javascript slows down Web browsing, a point you didn't even bother to address. If you would care to come anywhere near relevance, let me know.

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Still no

Nope, it doesn't have NoScript or ABP. I'm getting tired of posting this reply to ignorant Opera users, but, even though I'm 90% certain you're trolling (the giveaway was the "looks better"), but I feel like it needs to be driven home that the functionality you think is NoScript is not NoScript.

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WTF?

Okay, I must know: why the downvotes? Opera or Chrome fanatics with their panties in a bunch, or Javascript coders getting all cranky?

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Works fine

I'm running Firefox 4 beta 3, and it works fine with NoScript.

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Javascript

Want your browser to run faster? Disable Javascript (or run NoScript). With NoScript enabled by default, most sites load noticeably more quickly in Firefox than in Chrome or Opera (IE is actually pretty quick, too, but I don't generally use it). Without NoScript, it depends which sites I visit; sometimes Chrome wins, sometimes Firefox does.

Shopping mall mulls Supreme Court bid to back no-speaking ban

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FYI

Westfield is not the government, it's a corporation. When you figure out the difference, your perspective will be considered. If you read the article (a challenging task, I know, since your Marmite-stained fingers could hardly restrain themselves from assaulting the keyboard), you'll note that the local *government* did not press charges and let the would-be proselytizer go.

Google spins out happy-clappy autofill Chrome 6 beta

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Ooh, I know

It supports AdBlock, for one. Also, it doesn't come with a small but voluble cadre of annoying fanboys.

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