Everyone knows Hooli Nucleus is where it's at.
55 posts • joined 29 Sep 2010
Everyone knows Hooli Nucleus is where it's at.
Licence to kill, Facility, NO ODDJOB.
Gold medal me.
The Donald is going to bring all book burning back to the US.
Bollocks to today.
"5th largest economy in the world"
Hasn't France now taken over as 5th largest economy using GDP based on 2015 figures if we take the current value of the pound though? Time to change the narrative to "Pound was overvalued anyway, Brexit just helped us realign so our exporters could compete blah blah blah"
I'm off to invest in barrels with braces as that's going to be the rising fashion trend in years to come when we're all drinking rainwater out of rusty hubcaps.
This is a world where Apple claim a patent on a paper bag as it's folded differently.
I agree that he patent clerks need to be a little more diligent when approving applications to avoid patent trolls and lawyers profiting handsomely down the line in court.
agree. got rid of the virgin tv service earlier this and just use Netflix and downloads - saving about £50 PM and missing nothing.
A huge side benefit also is my 8 year old doesn't see any ads for crap on a Saturday morning any more - a price well worth paying for.
Now if any kindly soul out there wants to tell me what smart DNS service is currently working and flying under Netflix radar so I can access the US site again, I would be much obliged, all my usual suspects over the last 6 months have gone.
It's because the F-35s are flying at the Fairford air show in 10 days time - along with F-22, typhoons, f-16s, F-18s, Mig-29s, Grippens, Rafales - should be a fun day.
Only this time it takes 5 seconds everytime you try to turn the page. When you do, that advert for comfortable polyester trousers in the bottom right hand corner fills up and blocks the articles. It also starts to make a racket about how you'll never have to iron them. You look for the X button to get rid of the ad to read the articles. Can you find it? Can you fuck, it's 2 shades darker blue on the hex colour scale than the blue background it's on. Eventually you find it and press it. The catalogue for the trouser company appears in your hands because you didn't quite hit the X right in the middle. After you get rid of the catalogue and the ad, you get to read the article.
turn the page and repeat every time.
You'd never pick up the paper again, and you parasitic ad people have created this experience online and whine when we do everything we can to minimize disruption.
Get fucked, just because you could, doesn't mean you should.
I think a better response would be:
I can tell you exactly why this bill is so high and what you need to do to mitigate it in 1 minute, but to do so you'll have to employ my services as a newly created consultancy company 'FuckGW IT services' at a rate of 5K per day or part of.
And then put the phone down. And wait for it to ring again.
Kids today don't know how good they have it if they've never had to edit an Autoexec.bat with the above just to get some bleeps out of the sodding pc.
And don't mess it up by choosing soundblaster pro instead of soundblaster 16 etc....etc.....
I'm getting old.
Hey, I managed to get 20% in the glass this time!
fantastic memories on the megadrive of one player at the top of the screen with 2 cm of screen ahead trying to anticipate the turns and obstacles without being able to see them, and the opponent on the edge at the bottom with all the screen ahead but knowing one slip up and he's out.
Time to pack the wife and kids off for xmas somewhere, I'll be busy.
I rarely buy physical media anymore, but happily coughed up £60 last week for DVDs of all 4 seasons of the Phil Silvers show ,finally released.
Anyone who is going to spend time and effort releasing every episode of this 60 year old sitcom deserves my (and your) money.
Fox News? You're quoting Fox News as a non-partisan source on an environmental issue?
Fuck it, I'm going to start quoting the Onion as a legit source then. Here you go:
his Common People is a genuinely fantastic cover (although Ben Folds probably gets the credit for that).
Sod it, I liked his Rocket Man also.
"Reader Richard Bryant says MS is probably unaware of the significance of the acronym "SPG" on this side of The Pond."
Weirdly I clicked on the link expecting it to be a picture of Vivian's homicidal Glaswegian hamster from the Young Ones.
"This game destroyed more joysticks than any other game in existence"
Ahem - Daley Thompson would like to have a word with you.
Can't tell you how many kempstons I went through on the original Spectrum because of DT Decathlon.
as Mega City-1 resident Max Normal said.
The barrels aren't big enough to fit a dismembered lego person in.
If there's one thing Breaking Bad has taught me, it's that any of life's problems can be solved by sealing it/them in a barrel of hydrochloric acid.
Hope all goes well and looking forward to the pics.
Also looking forward to Lewis Page's next article bemoaning why El Reg is pissing money up a wall on this bespoke project when they could buy off the shelf from the US.
Umm, Office is installed locally on your machine so you can use it offline - it's only the server stuff (Exchange, SharePoint. Lync) that's MS hosted.
well it's a remake insofar that it shares a title with the Corbucci film but as with Inglorious Basterds, he took a title and everything in the film is completely original with no overlap at all - but don't let research or facts affect your opinion though or your intention to air it.
And Tarantino won a best original screenplay Oscar for Pulp fiction so should read he is now the owner of ANOTHER best screenplay Oscar.
and write a 3 page rant on the Reg about how much cheaper it will be to buy pre built US starfighters and our spaceports aren't compatible and it's already way over budget with incompetent civil servants ad nauseum
Still, any proper geeks here should be picking up X Wing miniatures game by fantasy flight games. For he kids of course.....
No touchcreen in the lobby, Gruber would have got away clean.or something.
Garland has already said this is "a day in the life" of Dredd, working within the budget limitations
He's also stated that if it makes $50m in the US it will justify the sequels, which will be Cursed Earth for pat 2, and then dark Judges for part 3.
now with all your pissing and moaning, who genuinely doesn't want to see Judge Death on film?
FWIW this film was very enjoyable - but you need to know the limitations going in so you don't expect Max Normal, Otto Sump et al on film.
Although why did Anderson not take the perp down in the lift knowing what she did about the lawgiver?
Harry managed to find a perfect balance of vision, intelligence and humour in his books. You will be sadly missed.
golden ticket 1. n. In Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", the magical token which allowed Charlie Bucket and his aged grandfather to visit Willy Wonka's fantastic confectionary works and thus
2. n. In a sexual relationship, permission to enter the wife's mysterious and exciting chocolate factory, though preferably without an elderly relative in tow.
All those people playing Monopoly last generation have grown up and F&cked the economy.
Oh wait, it only works to support your uninformed, kneejerk reactions?
Honestly, anyone who wants to be a policeman shouldn't be allowed to. Breed them genetically like Mega city judges.
Only one man for the job then - Sterling Archer. He invented the black turtleneck.
I'm assuming I'll never going to be able to sell my house now.
pound to dollar match on pricing. For an arsing cloud solution as well, no physical product or other excuse to bump up the UK price.
even with VAT considerations, any other reason for the price diffeential?
moan...grumble....rip off britain....whine....
It's got a widget for vista/win 7 where it scrolls through random spectrum game screenshots, and on the site they have ROMs, scans of crash/C&VG mags.
The widget always gets a lot of interest when I'm doing some training etc as anyone over 35 recognises and loves it, and the looks on the 20 year old faces of utter confusion.
It's what the internet was invented for.
Also,and I can't find any mention of this, I'm sure I remember buying jet set willy on release and it had "if I was a Rich Man" as the music, but I assumed because of copyright they had to recode later versions back to Grieg - anyone? Bueller?
Personally,I could never and still can't get past the warehouse, everything up to it a breeze.
If all these geeks need proper closure, just set off virtual nukes everywhere in the game, have a popup come up saying "you're dead" and shut the servers down.
on XBOX live - I reckon most of the CoE purchasers would snap REZ HD up if an update would integrate kinect as the contrlooer for it.
And while you're at it, bring out a boxing game with realistic historical fighters in for Kinect - the boxing on sports is fun, but would love to be smacking Marciano upside the head rather than cutesy avatars.
But I've installed the bloody soundblaster 16 drivers, what's going on? where's my arsing sound? and wher's my arsing XGA resolution? sodding Windows 3.1.......
Aaah, happy gaming days.......
no matter what you may think of the leadership of the lib dems, this guy and his predessesor in (my patch) Cambridge David Howarth are willing to go against the grain on issues such as this with some pretty well informed comments.
David Howarth especially as shadow justice sec would routinely criticize the police for putting out false information and calling for criminal proceedings against them, rather than the usual 'our brave boys in blue are doing a bang up job and would never shoot innocents / twat unfortunate passers by with batons etc, and you should believe every word they say as an explanation'.
If only the current crop of shadow ministers would think about questioning the institution rather than just the ruling party for political points scoring.
see his grauniad columns such as this from 2 years ago
A pint for politicians who actually understand the issues involved and want to enter a reasoned debate, no matter what party they are from.
who himself said that RAF pilots aren't drilled in close combat, you're still concluding that the Typhoon is worse because of a generalisation you make that"kit usually lets our boys down" therefore your leap of faith is correct?
I'm only interested if you're allowed to shoot innocent foreign plumbers in the head several times on the tube, and then plan the disinformation media campaign over the next few days to obfuscate the blame.
but very few people I know bother playing campaign, they just jump straight into multiplayer, and it's that community experience that keeps people with COD.
BF3 may well be the better game, but you can garuantee going on to black ops tonight and joining a game with friends in, and that's what's great about COD.
Anyone who goes on about other FPS being better is missing the point somewhat.
Your symantec AV trial expired 435 days ago
Adobe Flash needs to update
Google/Yahoo/AJ toolbars obscuring half of his browser.
not Radio 7 or PLT, it's Radio 7 for all your neighbours or PLT for you.
Thanks for being such a selfish idiot.
grumble....moan...typical of Thatcher's children....whine.....
This reminds me of the PorkBellies trading debacle of 1983 and the Blue Star Airlines insider trading scandal of 1987.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Capitalism just doesn't work.
Ace Trucking from 2000AD if we're doing wishlists.
or Stainless steel rat series from Harry Harrison.
Based on previous articles, we should be buying American space shuttles?
WORK ON THE F*&(ING SCREENPLAY!
stop pissing about with the technical stuff and realise that great films start with the screenplay.
This clown is a long way from the 80's Cameron who wrote/ directed Terminator, Aliens/Abyss - films with ideas.
Honestly, you and George Lucas should be ashamed.
"PM David Cameron described the claim as "completely paranoid" and said the Iranians wouldn't be missed it they failed to show."
And outside of boats and bikes, the same could apply to us - Glass houses PM....
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