* Posts by sebacoustic

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sebacoustic

Toaster

That toaster incident seems to resonate: I remember an evacuation of our clean room production facility (this is a costly exercise...) due to a gormless employee cooking something in a toaster that had no place in there, I believe it was something unhealthy inside its plastic wrapper.

The stink lingered a while in the lunch room even after the incident.

Gartner: Oracle probes orgs for Java compliance after new licensing terms

sebacoustic

Re: Is there still _any_ reason to run Oracle-branded Java?

some power-user add-ons such as a kind of "flight deck" thingie i can't remember the name of, java web start that isn't an utter nightmare, and a windows control panel.

Altogehter not worth it _for our organisation_ but ymmv

systemd 253: You're looking at the future of enterprise Linux boot processes

sebacoustic

Re: so...?

Hm. No. More like "Please Mr. Microsoft can I build a kernel and you sign it for distribution to a wide audience wh run it on hardware that is mostly used for Windows deployments?"

You can sign your own kernels with your own key, just don't expect other people's machines to have the key installed out of the box.

Make Linux safer… or die trying

sebacoustic

Re: Men

That's pretty misleading: yes, "man" means something like "anyone" or "someone" in german, regardless of gender, but it's not the word for a man (i.e. a male) which is "Mann".

The words sound similar but they are not the same, they don't even share etymological roots.

Nicht zu sehen hier, bitte gehen sie weiter.

sebacoustic
FAIL

Re: Men

That's pretty misleading... yes the word "man" means something like "someone" or "anyone" and it's used a lot, and regardless of gender.

But it's not the word for a male: that's "Mann" in German.

The words sound an look similar but they don't even share etymological roots.

Rentokil uses AI rat recognition to plot extermination in real time

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Re: cables

Rodents - rats as well as mice - will try to eat almost anything they can sink their teeth into.

This is part of their evolutionary strategy: even though eating plastic doesn't nourish them or do them any good, and may even kill an individual, the point is they have _tried_. Don't knock it until you've tried it is really the point: if something new does turns out to be beneficial (e.g. there's some food _inside_ the plastic) then as a group they are onto it quickly. If they see one of their brothers suffer after eating something new: maybe they will even learn from that (this is speculation on my part, borne out of frustration with the success of rodents populating our house and garden)

MariaDB uses SPAC to begin NYSE trading in a tough market for public offerings

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Trollface

Larry E

Maybe Oracle will buy it and run it to the ground to eliminate a competitor? Yes sure it's GPL but they could throw sand into the development gears...

You get the internet you deserve

sebacoustic
Coat

IoS

Read the subhead, and there was me, googling "IoS", thinking I'd missed a trend, then findding nothing relevant on the Wikipedia disambiguation page.

Then I read TFA.

The joke's on me. Thumbs up if you thought the same.

Killing trees with lasers isn’t cool, says Epson. So why are inkjets any better?

sebacoustic

Re: Totally

i bought a £300 laser- read some reviews and chose a "small office.." one that has low operating cost because we do sometimes print lots (missus is a teacher...)

Now for "small office" well that's relative: a huge box arrived that had a "takes 2 people to handle" warning.

It's fast and efficient and relatively trouble-free, but boy it's big, had I checked the "physical dimensions" bit of the specs I would have chosen a different model

sebacoustic

Re: Hmmm...

PDF has its purpose, and that is closely tied to printed copy.

Using PDF as anything other than a digital representation of a document _to be printed_ is, well, wrong.

The "P" should really stand for "printable" these days. It was "portable" as in "useable on Windows as well as whatever else". Not "Portable" as in useful for handheld devices (which incidentally is where PDF really sucks hairy donkey balls).

Time Lords decree an end to leap seconds before risky attempt to reverse time

sebacoustic

Re: TAI = UTC + 37 seconds, am I missing something?

> Can we do that for this climate bollocks too?

we're mostly doing just that, but it's a false equivalence: having the sun rise a bit later (according to the clock con the wall) is benign, but crop failures, parts of the world becoming uninhabitable, floods, droughts, and similar "bollocks", isn't.

Go back to your circa-2010 Lewis-Page-Editorial hellhole.

KFC bot urges Germans to mark Kristallnacht with cheesy chicken

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11/11

the 11/11 is kind of special in Germany... many think it's the Stasi's final revenge that when they had to give up and open the border they did it on a day that was not going to be a future national holiday - because of the Kristallnacht.

Carnival fans in wide stretches of the catholic bits of western Germany have 11/11 as the start of the "silly season" (that goes on until after easter!)

And of course it's also "remembrance day", it was called "Heldengedenktag" (Hero's Remembrance Day) under the Nazis and these days not many f's given in the general population unlike here in UK.

Zoom adds email and calendar to its apps, to relieve the crushing burden of ALT-TAB

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Holmes

Zawinski

“Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can.”

http://catb.org/jargon/html/Z/Zawinskis-Law.html

Sherlock icon because there's no greybeard one

Microsoft leaves the Office, rebrands everything as 365

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Black Helicopters

Imagine my surprise...

OK so it does look a bit arsey.

Still, it's a double-twisted Möbius tape so I had to (t's Friday after all) tear a strip off a piece of A4, fold it and staple it in the shape of the new MS365/goodle drive/arsehole logo and play with it.

Turns out if you tear the strip in half, you get... an intersecting triangle thing known as a Valknut, a Norse symbol co-opted by rightwing nutters as a symbol of white supremacy.

Plenty conspiracy theory material right there!

Hot DRAM, Micron promises $100b for 'largest chip fab in US history'

sebacoustic
Boffin

40 football fields?

How am I supposed to get a mental image from that?

For people like you an me, that's 10 µW (microWales)

UK politico proposes site for prototype nuclear fusion plant

sebacoustic

Confucius say...

a pointless journey to abject failure starts with a single STEP

This rumor needs to Die Hard: Bruce Willis denies selling face to deepfake biz

sebacoustic

Creative stagnation

Produce endless prequels, sequels, remakes. Don't even introduce new talent: just use yesterday's leftovers, digitally warmed up. The creative equivalent of a microwave dinner. https://youtu.be/UxHMREKn9fs?t=38

GNOME hits 43: Welcome To Guadalajara

sebacoustic

I use Gnome 43 and it does stay out of the way quite a lot which I like. Running fedora 37 β now and the changes are a welcome addition to round it out. Yes the first iterations of Gnome3 were a rough ride but now it suits me fine. When I switch to Windows (use it every day for work via RDP from Linux) i miss some of the nice features, but when forced to use a native windows10 instance i feel like a fish out of water. The Windows "RDP client" is *the worst*.

Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment then, or just happy to spend 10 minutes learning the sensible defaults.

OK the gnome file dialog still kinda sucks. I liked the NextStep one best, or maybe that's just nostalgia to the formative years.

EDIT: just checked on the latest iteration they fixed the most annoying stuff about the file save dialog, ah well that tool only a few years...

You can never have too many backups. Also, you can never have too many backups

sebacoustic

Re: Stack popped reading that procedure....

The procedure is maybe the best that can be done, but as the fixed disk's content is overwritten with the temp copy of the removable, any failure (wet, soft, or hardware) at that point and your system is FUBAR.

Having e.g. a tape would have been better but possibly too expensive.

Also it's not thread safe :-)

Germany orders Sept 1 shutdown of digital ad displays to save gas

sebacoustic

Re: Exceptions for such dual-purpose signs have been arranged.

that would be "man-made" gas from coke furnaces which was widely used in gas mains before the "natural gas"

The trade ban that wasn't: US allows 94% of restricted tech exports to China anyway

sebacoustic
Alert

El Reg PLEASE don't use that cogs stock photo any more

It's offensive to anyone with an engineering mindset. Even as a humble software engineer it pains to see three cogs interlocking in a way that they will never turn.

Philippines orders fraud probe after paying MacBook prices for slow Celeron laptops

sebacoustic

celeron

I know (i did do latin at school) that "celeron" is from the latin word "celer" for "swift" but to me it always invokes s slightly disappointing vegetable instead.

government contract overpaying 50% on inferior kit? That sounds about par for the course. Actually for a place rife with corruption (https://www.transparency.org/en/countries/philippines) it's pretty good going!

Nuclear power is the climate superhero too nervous to wear its cape

sebacoustic

Lots of people died after Fukushima disaster, but mostly because old geezers were moved off the plot their family had farmed for generations, out of "an abundance of caution". This sort of thing kills people, more so than a few extra bequerel. Basically, killed by fear.

Claims of AI sentience branded 'pure clickbait'

sebacoustic

generally agree...

... machines are machines.

But i just had to print some pages of some PDFs off someone's OneDireve for my daughter.

We all know printers are sentient and their aim in life is to make ours a misery.

Linux may soon lose support for the DECnet protocol

sebacoustic

Protocol wars over?

There was an article in a certain IT news source last week.. I distinctly remember. Google "There is a path to replace TCP in the datacenter"

How a crypto bridge bug led to a $200m 'decentralized crowd looting'

sebacoustic

> ...trace and recover the funds.

No-mad, just ge-even

Psst … Want to buy a used IBM Selectric? No questions asked

sebacoustic

Re: Hot stuff

Good story. How did the thief get the CP scumbag's admin password? Well maybe it was on a PostIt on the laptop, but I guess stashers of illegal pics are more security concious than regular people, no?

British intelligence recycles old argument for thwarting strong encryption: Think of the children!

sebacoustic

Privacy

>> it should be possible to deploy in configurations that mitigate many of the more serious privacy concerns

this literally means that it is not possible to mitigate _all_ of the more serious privacy concerns.

Java SE 6 and 7 devs weigh their options as support ends

sebacoustic

Re: Version numbering still confusing.

The "Java 2" thing _was_ confusing but you're looking back more than 2 decades here. Since then we had 1.5, 1.6, .... and then by convention we dropped the "1." because it was getting retpetetive... not too hard.

Othe version cadences such as 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 3.11, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, 7, (*expletive*), 10, 11 come to mind.

Oracle seeks $1b savings, staff prepare for layoffs

sebacoustic
Unhappy

burgeoning market!

"...technology required to build a revolutionary new health management information system in the cloud"

Insert your own post Roe v Wade comment here... i got into enough trouble for a bitter joke about this.

This is the military – you can't just delete your history like you're 15

sebacoustic

A Warning

We had a production facility a decade and a bit ago when things were still being made in the UK. Someone on the night shift brought in some sort of homemade pr*n and _everyone there_ had a good ogle at it (i didn't as i rartely had to come in nights!)

HR somehow got wind and interviewed everybody. Some held their hands up and said they'd watched it. Got a written warning. Others said they didn't. Got nothing.

That sums up HR for me.

What do you mean your exaflop is better than mine?

sebacoustic

Re: How many values in FP8?

that or 1-4-3, depending on if you're nvidia or not, but I can't remember which is which

Systemd supremo Lennart Poettering leaves Red Hat for Microsoft

sebacoustic

Re: A Useful Link ...

Thanks. It says something about the systemd haters that this video has comments switched off.

Near-undetectable malware linked to Russia's Cozy Bear

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Well I for one hope that Roshan Bandara finds a job once his CV was widely distributed

Tencent Cloud slaps googly eyes on a monitor, says it can care for oldies

sebacoustic
Trollface

Re: "also comes with an emergency button so it can help users if they fall"

If the AI spots the fall maybe it can then display the 4chan troll face instead of xeyes, for some light comic relief.

Not much of this actually from 'China anymore,' says Northern Light Motors boss

sebacoustic

Re: "a 1.5kw hub motor and 48 volt 20AH battery"

No he can't "factor in elevation and luggage" into this, he simply divided "max speed" by "run time at max power". ~1.5kw is a tad more than what propels a sprinting pro cyclist in the last few seconds of a race, at a much higher speed and without the fairing which drastically reduced drag on this thing. At a constant 30 on level ground with no wind, I wouldn't expect the thing to draw more than ~200W.

Up the hill it's harder of course, but you get most of that back when you roll back down. What you have to realise it that a machine like that is nothing like a car, where kneading the tyres alone takes a few 100W because the thing weighs a ton.

Sadly, people who struggle to afford a car won't benefit from a ride like this because they sure can't afford a house with a garage. Same as your average EV, certain lower wealth limits apply. Being poor is expensive.

How did you mourn Internet Explorer's passing?

sebacoustic

Re: Amiga 1000 showing an IE logo

nice to see that for omparison. Also shows that there's some skill in a photographer choosing an angle to make the picture speak to the beholder.

Record players make comeback with Ikea, others pitching tricked-out turntables

sebacoustic

Re: Digital transmission?

the vinyl and cd "versions" of the same recording are mastered differently, and for vinlyl it's EQ'd with the RIAA curves on recording and playback, that accounts for any sonic differences, with cork sniffers doing the rest to assure the analog signal path's superiority. Oh sorry "analogue" we're being sophisticated here.

AI-driven HR startup snapped up as companies fight to retain employees

sebacoustic
Alert

Dilbert

Out: Catbert, the evil HR manager

In: Catbot, the evil HR management AI

Salesforce staff back an end to its relationship with NRA

sebacoustic

Re: "How do we protect our 2nd amendment & our kids at the same time? "

"Slippery Slope" is a bullshit argument. It's clear that guns make it super easy to kill at a distance, and assault-style weapons make it easier to scale up the "productivity" to a high level.

Yeah you can buy knives here in UK (have to be 18+) and most kids can get one from parents' kitchen as well. But the evidence is clear that _relatively few_ stabbing incidents happen compared to the US. Same with gun 'suicides.

Arming teachers is rubbish too because of the overwhelming firepower of an AR15 compared to Miss Schoolteacher's holstered handgun.

Also: arming teachers is a risk in itself because teachers are under intense stress and sooner or later one is going to give in to the itch to just f**** kill all those annoying brats!

World’s smallest remote-controlled robots are smaller than a flea

sebacoustic

inferior

just compare these to e.g. a red spider mite: similar in size but the buggers can run about 5x their body length in a second. Their 8 legs move so fast you can't see them when they're running. And all they need is to suck some plant juice to keep going (which can wreak havoc in a greenhouse when there are 1000s of the beasts around)

Foxconn factory fiasco could leave Wisconsinites on the hook for $300m

sebacoustic

Re: Giant Ball is Storage

monorail mono-terminal inasmuch as it doesn't go anywhere.

Amazon puts 'creepy' AI cameras in UK delivery vans

sebacoustic

surely there needs to be a privacy shield for when the drivers pee in their water bottles?

Elon Musk 'violated' Twitter NDA over bot-check sample size

sebacoustic

very good incentive to freshen up my stats knowledge, which is essential in this world of numerical BS.

Thanks

sebacoustic
Boffin

no, rubbish.

The ensemble size doesn't matter. If you choose 100 _truly random_ users, and "turing-test" them (this test being 100% accurate for the sake of the argument), finding 5 robots, your result is expected to be accurate to ~sqrt(5), no matter how many million users twitter has.

"Lies damn lies..." refers to _improper use_ of statistical methods not the statistical science itself.

sebacoustic

1)Twitter has already announced job losses and rescinded recent job offers.

2) Recent buyers of Twitter shares might well have taken Musk at his word. Clearly that wasn't that wise as they are now nursing big losses.

Group 2 gets relatively little pity from here...

Oracle to release on-prem software usage tools to prep cloud switch

sebacoustic

> ...Anything you say to Oracle may be used against you in a compliance dispute.

The new Oracle "Miranda warning..." reeled of double-quick at the beginng of a sales call like the statutary warnings in a painkiller advert.

May add: "You don't have to say anything. If you fail to mention something you later rely on in the audit, it doesn't matter because you're f*** either way"

Crooks steal NFTs worth '$3m' in Bored Ape Yacht Club heist

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Happy

Made my day.

Thank you. I laughed out loud through the whole article, that's got to be healthy.

SpaceX's Starlink service lands first aviation customer

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Cabin pressure

What a gem that was: the best written comedy series bar none I think.

British motorists will be allowed to watch TV in self-driving vehicles

sebacoustic

In other DOT news, you are now allowed to park your flying car in mid-air above a double-yellow at a height of 15m.

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