* Posts by TheresaJayne

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I'm a crime-fighter, says FamilyTreeDNA boss after being caught giving folks' DNA data to FBI

TheresaJayne

I actually do not see any problem with this, The FBI doesnt have access to all the data, what they have is the ability to enter the DNA from a crime scene and search the DB with it finding matches or familial matches to help locate criminals. Whats the problem, it just means they can pinpoint someone who commits a crime easily even if they have not had their DNA stored by the police in the past.

Domain name 'admin' role eyed up as latest victim of Whois system's GDPRmeggdon

TheresaJayne

Ok, Someone has stolen my domain name, and all i can see is that they are in russia, How can i get it back how can i raise a dispute? its stupid there should be a way to get the owner so that I can raise a dispute and get my domain back....

Amazon Alexa outage: Voice-activated devices are down in UK and beyond

TheresaJayne

I cant turn my lights on or off, and I already reset all my network thinking it was the BT Homehub locking out the wifi as usual but no its just off

Oracle's new Java SE subs: Code and support for $25/processor/month

TheresaJayne

Ok so this is in cahoots with microsoft, now every Minecraft server has to have a java licence to run, say goodbye to java games written in libGDX etc, Oracle are going to kill the language and it will all be their fault.

About to install the Windows 10 April 2018 Update? You might want to wait a little bit longer

TheresaJayne

this update didnt remove malwarebytes like the last few did,

It inserted a win 10 settings page between the speaker icon on the task bar and into the playback/recording config settings.

My friend had a broken internet protocol which stopped him getting online for a while.

It did disable all my speakers and headsets putting control into a VB Virtual Cable for everything including Communications.

Another of my friends has obtained the Win 7 game pack to play MahJong but every update uninstalls her MalwareBytes and the games pack.

Alexa, please cause the cops to raid my home

TheresaJayne

I had this problem a while ago and its a vunerability in Spotify,

I kept seeing a speaker device available on spotify and it would randomly turn on my spotify and play at 3am in the morning the device is called spotiamb2.0 and it is a remote device that is actually a media player and if you even accidentally connect to it - they can hijack your account and play whatever they want, I had great fun selecting random annoying songs and playing to that device until they went offline, But it took spotify deleting all my devices and resetting my facebook login to be a direct username / password login to stop it.

It's April 2018, and we've had to sit on this Windows 10 Spring Creators Update headline for days

TheresaJayne

Every creators update on my friend's computer has had the following 2 effects

1) uninstall Malwarebytes antimalware (paid version)

2) uninstall the old windows 7 Mahjongg they obtained and installed with a seperate launcher

Indian call centre scammers are targeting BT customers

TheresaJayne

I had one the other day, she asked what i was using to access the internet, I explained i was using an android tablet, an iphone and an amazon dot.

She then tried to get me to go to w3 validator then validate to any website - the default will always show errors even for google.com. she said that was evidence that i had a virus causing problems and i should pay to get it sorted.

This took over 40 minutes and then i just said "you know what you can do? Crawl back under whatever rock you crawled out from under, I am a computer security expert and know you are nothing to do with BT and are trying to scam me out of money. Thank you and Goodbye. I then hung up.

2 minutes later I had a man call me back and tell me to take my phone and shove it where the sun doesnt shine.

UK.gov tips £400m into digital investment pot

TheresaJayne

I was trying to point out that it isnt just rural, I moved in a large town 2 roads and went from 200mb/s to 2mb/s

TheresaJayne

I live in the middle of slough,

My whole street has no Fibre available - not even ADSL CN21

I get Max 2mb Down 128k up

BT openreach say they have no funds to upgrade it , and the council will not let them upgrade the cabinet.

The cabinet next to me in the other direction has a DSLAM.

They claim also that there are not enough subscribers on the Cabinet to be cost effective to upgrade - there are 2 schools one side of the road meaning only half the subscribers on the street.

Nice to see that they can provide 80mb down on one street and 2mb on the next

CERN staff conduct 'human sacrifice' at supercollider site

TheresaJayne

of course, Ingress is based on the exotic matter created at CERN which opened portals into an alternate dimension, Niantic Project discovered that this Exotic Matter (XM) is pooling at pieces of art and human historic sites, XM is thought to be evolving humans to the next stage of evolution (Enlightened) and some think XM is being used by aliens from the other dimension trying to control humans and so are fighting back (Resistance)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8dp8eBr2Tg

4-day Fasthosts outage: Customers' sites go TITSUP

TheresaJayne

Ok £60 a month for a server - not very expensive,

You can end up paying over £200 for high memory servers for running minecraft.

Is a $14,000 phone really the price of privacy?

TheresaJayne
FAIL

Yeah a video embedded on a uk website is not permitted to be viewed in the UK,

You've seen things people wouldn't believe – so tell us your programming horrors

TheresaJayne

I have seen many an issue with the IT in companies i have worked for, Once I was tech support in a company that was infected with the macro viruses that spread through excel, word, etc (back in 1997) and the antivirus found the virus and changed the file so it would not be run (changed startup.dot into startup.vir) unfortunately Office didnt look at any file in the folder just ran ALL files no matter what they were called. - the infection persisted even though the IT dept thought it was all safe.

Another company I worked for we had a huge code base and the key file in the system we were not allowed to touch, - 15000 lines long over 150 lines of import statements at the top, and it runs lots of high traffic websites in the uk.

How French spooks can silently command Siri, Google Now on phones

TheresaJayne

Of course "Hey Siri" only works when the iphone is plugged in and at all other times you have to press and hold the home button so unless this hack can press the button to activate siri it would only work where someone has their iphone plugged into power.

CODING PEEP SHOW offers chance to hire devs as they program

TheresaJayne
Paris Hilton

Re: Which screen?

what if you are working on proprietry code as well as maybe a private git repo with say your AWS password hard coded in......

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/09/01/github_bug_costs_man_thousands/

TheresaJayne

all i can think of is this

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compiling.png

Doctor Who returns to our screens next week – so, WHO is the worst Time Lord of them all?

TheresaJayne

As for the best doctor, Since Tom Baker the Best has been David Tennant. Without a doubt.

Soooo yummy as well.

TheresaJayne

Colin Baker was the worst,

Sylvester McCoy was in my opinion one of the best, the character was perfect, the Script writers were pants.

I loved the interplay of Doctor Versus Ace that personal interchange made that incarnation.

On another note What about the Other Doctor? Peter Cushing also played the doctor in Daleks – Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D.

FAIL: Windows 10 bulk patch produces INFINITE CRASH LOOP

TheresaJayne
Paris Hilton

Well i have 3 machines all updated to win 10

1. Dual monitor PC (NVidia Card) Q8800 processor - Monitor problem until i re-installed the nvidia drivers. running fine

2. Single monitor AMD A4 quad core (packard bell) with Nvidia graphics - running fine, quite nippy actually

3. i7 Laptop with Nvidia / intel graphics maxed out mem and such was the fastest machine i had now takes 10 minutes to boot!

Way to go Microsoft.

Vodafone hikes prices to 37.5p/min – and lets angry customers flee

TheresaJayne

Three do exactly the same, I have a contract with them, and ANY call outside the call bundle is charged at 35p/min - including 0800 numbers.

LOHAN's final test flight set to honour PRATCHETT

TheresaJayne

Re: 4 years

Why not get everyone to tweet to #POTUS asking him to step in on our behalf and clear LOHAN for Flight....

TalkTalk unveils best results ever – and its share price dips

TheresaJayne

Re: You think the status tracker is bad

When i log in it usually tells me my phone broadband and tv are all not connected (yet they all still work)

TheresaJayne

I have been with talk talk for over a year and i think not one outage (at least whilst i have been at home)

the only annoying thing is they keep calling me up to try and sell me a better package, - i already have their top broadband + minimal phone and normal tv (i dont use anything else)

Unless they can provide GB network to the premises I can't get any better - Tuesday they called 12 times trying to sell me more services (in a 3 hour time scale)

Netflix teams with AWS to launch VHS-as-a-service

TheresaJayne

The developers slogan is what gave it away for me.

I bet loads more people believe this one, BTW this is the first April Fool I recognised this year. (06:45am)

Why Feed.Me.Pizza will never exist: Inside the world of government vetoes and the internet

TheresaJayne
Paris Hilton

of course portugal has to veto all the .pt domains,

corru.pt.gov

corru.pt.politician

corru.pt.trade

and

taylorswift.is.corru.pt

BT slams ‘ludicrous’ Openreach report as Vodafone smirks

TheresaJayne

Re: Where did the rural internet money go?

sorry Cranleigh is the countries largest village and has fibre, I worked in Cranleigh and we had Dual bonded ADSL giving 40mb down 20mb up from Be.

Plaistow is like 199 houses Cranleigh is a lot larger.

TheresaJayne

Re: Where did the rural internet money go?

When i lived in Ifold (next door to plaistow) we only had 0.5mb down broadband from BT, and we tried to contaks Kijoma, It was a small business and we were told, Sorry there is a tree in the way and that hill over there blocking line of sight to the tranciever, Its essentially somone nearby had a microwave link at their house so if you could see it you could have it. and they also took 6 months to respond to sales calls.

TheresaJayne

Where did the rural internet money go?

Of course BT and openreach are being paid by the government to give broadband to rural villages, Except where there are too few people on the exchange so they say its not worth upgrading the exchange to even provide adsl,

For instance Plaistow Surrey/Sussex border near Dunsfold (where top gear is filmed)

has a max speed of 14400 bps on dialup if any internet providers still offer dialup services.

Satnav launches are like buses: none for ages then three arrive at once

TheresaJayne
Alien

Re: Unintended orbits?

Nice joke but it was a fault with the russian Fregat launch system where fuel froze in the pipes during launch causing them to go into a lower orbit.

more info here

http://spaceflightnow.com/soyuz/vs09/141008results/#.VRUimPmsWVM

El Reg reforms the Quid-A-Day Nosh Posse

TheresaJayne

This is quite hard to complete though, I worked out that to eat well for 2 Days will cost me 79p + 9p

Which is half a pack of (insert supermarket name here) Value Spaghetti + (Supermarket Name) Value Chicken in white sauce,

Cook the spaghetti up,

Drain and add chicken in sauce,

Serve half

Put other half in fridge for tomorrow.

So that would give me an extra £1.12 for other stuff..

Most students and low paid worker live on less than £1 for a day.

Amazon's delivery drones shot down by new FAA rules

TheresaJayne

so how does this affect LOHAN?

You have to have someone within unaided visual range of the plane.....

NSA gunning for Google, wants cop-spotting dropped from Waze app

TheresaJayne

The report police option is designed to show where lazy police are sat doing speed traps and waiting to jump on normal citizens as a form of raising funds.

In america the police report option will just allow people to find the local donut shop...

You don't report the location of a police car travelling down the street, just that crafty cop who is hidden behind an ad hoarding waiting for the miscreant speeder to go past doing 1/2 mph over the limit.

EU Ryanair 'screen-scraping' case could affect biz models

TheresaJayne

Just one thought, If this stops scraping of data off websites, one of the largest companies on the internet will lose their business model...

How do search engines compile their indexes? - they scrape with bots.....

Scraping is illegal - Google is out of business.

So if a site allows Google to scrape via a robots.txt then anyone can scrape as long as they follow the rules on the robots.txt file.

El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

TheresaJayne

Bring back the old layout, even as an option

I read articles and keep going till the page is marked as read, now its a jumble with popouts and annoying adverts everywhere

BRING BACK THE OLD LAYOUT!!!!

Uber, Lyft and cutting corners: The true face of the Sharing Economy

TheresaJayne

I don't get what all the fuss is about, Back when i worked in a Taxi Office when we had a call we would use Microsoft Mappoint to calculate the rate and tell the customer in advance.

There is 2 types of Licensed Cabs,

Hackney Carriage - Can be hailed on the street usually has a light on the top which is lit when available to be hailed.

Licenced Minicab - cannot be hailed but has to be pre-booked (ie phone the cab office/ send an email / use an app to book the cab.) Then the minicab will come and pick you up off the side of the street.

It has always been this way. it is just with the app it is easier for the customer to book a "usually cheaper" minicab without having to call directory enquiries and get a local number. The Hackney Carriage drivers have no real argument except that because the mini cab firms are now using modern technology to offer the customer a cheaper service they are losing out.

Reg man looks through a Glass, darkly: Google's toy ploy or killer tech specs?

TheresaJayne

would be nice to have but not necessary just yet,

Kudos to the music selection Crisis is one of my fave albums...

Murder accused DIDN'T ask Siri 'how to hide my roommate'

TheresaJayne

of course that response is a know Siri Easter egg, along with "open the pod bay doors hal" although for some reason they removed the "what is the ultimate answer" easter egg.

Help us out readers: How would you sniff and store network traffic?

TheresaJayne

how about something a little more elegant, install Oracle Virtual Box or similar onto one of the machines, and install Kali Linux.

Once running you could ssh into it and even give it it's own IP.

It has tools that can Monitor and Scan all manner of Connections.

Or if you had a machine you could put as a potential firewall then you could always install a copy of the FREE firewall software Untangle.

Qualcomm fires DMCA shotgun at alleged code thieves on GitHub – including itself

TheresaJayne

Actually the people listed are using the Vuforia SDK licence incorrectly,

It specifically states under Section 2: Use Restrictions the distribution or disclosure of any source code - which github was doing - full extract here :https://developer.vuforia.com/legal/vuforia-30-license-agreement

You shall not incorporate, link, distribute or use any third party software or code in conjunction with (i) the Software (ii) any software, products, documentation, content or other materials developed using the Software, nor (iii) any derivative works that You make using the source code portions of the Software (if any), in such a way that: (a) creates, purports to create or has the potential to create, obligations with respect to the Software or other QCE software, including without limitation the distribution or disclosure of any source code; or (b) grants, purports to grant, or has the potential to grant to any third party any rights to or immunities under any intellectual property rights or proprietary rights of QCE or its affiliates, including without limitation as such rights exist in or relate to the Software. Without limiting the generality of the foregoing, You shall not incorporate, link, distribute or use (1) the Software or any other software provided by QCE, (2) any software, products, documentation, content or other materials developed using the Software, nor (3) any derivative works that You make using the source code portions of the Software (if any), with any code or software licensed under any version of the GNU General Public License (“GPL”), Affero General Public License (“AGPL”), Lesser General Public License (“LGPL”), European Union Public License (“EUPL”), Apple Public Source License (“APSL”), Common Development and Distribution License (“CDDL”), IBM Public License (“IPL”), Eclipse Public License (“EPL”), Mozilla Public License (“MPL”), or any other open source license,

Hey, Marissa Mayer: Flexi working time is now LAW in UK. Yahoo!

TheresaJayne

I am lucky, I don't need to ask for flexi anything, All I need to do is do 7.5 hours a day and i am sorted

6:30 am start - 14:00 lunch hour - home at 15:00

T-Mobile boss: 'High and mighty' Verizon and AT&T are 'raping you for every penny you have'

TheresaJayne

I used to be with T-Mobile until they changed my contract from unlimited data to up to 4GB data, and dont seem to want to provide more, I am now with Three who offer 12gb a month and that is still not enough as I have no landline and so no normal internet.

Recommendations for NAS-based home media set-up

TheresaJayne

2 words, Raspberry PI, get some Pis and install XBMC on them coupled with a freebie media server like Serviio http://serviio.org/ and you can stream to anything....

Furious Frenchies tell Apple to bubble off: Bling iPhone isn't 'champagne'

TheresaJayne
FAIL

Well if you look up on wikipedia, it links to a document naming colours from 1955 so you can call a colour champagne as it predates the champagne name ruling.

ISCC-NBS Dictionary of Colo(u)r Names (1955)

So that means as lots have mentioned Green Party etc may try to limit our use of that colour that Grass is..

Tablets? Check. Mobes? Check. What's next, Apple? Fondlable CARS

TheresaJayne

I have no idea what they are talking about,

I would love a KITT, to talk to the car and maybe have a long debate with it on a long journey would really keep me awake...

Unless of course it was to start singing Daisy Daisy

'Clippy' coup felled by Microsoft twitterati

TheresaJayne

Check out Helpdesk cartoon they have binky the annoying paperclip

Birth of Binky Part 1

https://www.eviscerati.org/comics/comic/hd/1999/11/birth-binky-part-1

Birth of Binky Part 2

https://www.eviscerati.org/comics/comic/hd/1999/11/birth-binky-part-2

Birth of Binky Part 3

https://www.eviscerati.org/comics/comic/hd/1999/11/birth-binky-part-3

Birth of Binky The Aftermath

https://www.eviscerati.org/comics/comic/hd/1999/11/birth-binky-aftermath

So, who ought to be the next Doctor Who? It's up to YOU...

TheresaJayne

Where is the option to have DoctorDonna become the next doctor?

She is already half way there having absorbed all the doctors knowledge and becoming half timelord...

ie Catherine Tate. For the Doctor

The bunker at the end of the world - in Essex

TheresaJayne

I used to do re-enactments in the bunker, staying there at night and sleeping in the bunks.

We used to do the Cuban Missile Crisis, 1962.

It is scary to think that on that day Russian bombers were coming down the north sea and if the secret talks had not succeeded in america the missiles in Norfolk would have been fueled and WW3 would have started.

But that information is not commonly known with the standoff at Cuba being the more widely known incident.

Are you an IT pro? It's no longer safe to bet your career on Microsoft

TheresaJayne
Unhappy

Microsoft really doesnt like developers

A few months ago a dev i know wrote an article about using Cloudy TFS to do Windows Azure Continuous build and unit testing, however it used Cerebrata Cmd Widgets and some other 3rd party tools, Microsoft contacted them and said "this looks great can we publish it on the Microsoft MSDN Newsletter" So they said yes and then had to rework the article to remove any and ALL references to InteliJ Resharper, CmdLets and some other stuff.

So they certainly don't like developers using their brains and doing something else.

TalkTalk to Ofcom: 'Talented, lovely monopolist' BT must be reeled in

TheresaJayne
WTF?

Well when will the government force BT to give people normal broadband, For instance the Plaistow Exchange in Surrey/Sussex a stones throw from the Top Gear Test Track, has not even got ISDN and are stuck using 14400 Baud Dialup,

BT has said that the exchange is too small for upgrade and will never get LLU or ISDN let alone Fibre.

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