* Posts by Donk

8 posts • joined 23 Aug 2010

Do not adjust your set, er, browser: This is our new page-one design

Donk

I'm not a fan - the layout of stories doesn't appear to be uniform with gaps here there and everywhere.

Plus crying "waaah you don't like change" is exactly what other webdevs do as they remove usability and functionality from their websites, ala Facebook or Twitter. You're better than that El Reg!

What if tech moguls brewed real ale?

Donk

Blue Screen of Death

A malty pint of mild would be the ultimate diversion while you turn your kit off and on again

PETA calls for fish friendly Swedish street signage

Donk

It's world ocean day, so I ate some lovely Isalata de Mare for lunch.

Might have some more fish to spite the Peta terrorists.

Hold the phone! Crap customer service cost telcos £2.9 BEEEELLION in 2016

Donk
Paris Hilton

And yet...

You'd think with service this bad you'd have leftists queuing around the block calling for renationalisation of the telecommunications industry, given that's what they do for rail and energy suppliers.

Paris, because even she is smarter than leftists who think nationalisation will fix anything.

Three-commas Thiel expresses love for himself, Trump and downtrodden millionaires

Donk

Re: Thiel and the free press

Let's not forget that Gawker outed Thiel while he was undertaking business in Saudi Arabia, putting his life at risk.

EU turns screws on Android – report

Donk
FAIL

Typical EU

The EU will go after anyone but Apple - and given how Apple force out app developers who develop functionality which provides similar functionality to Apple products, while not allowing hardware competition within the iOS ecosystem, it's clear which one of those 3 is actually the least consumer friendly.

Most of the time I regret Brexit but at times like this I sometimes wonder if Leavers have a point?

Top Ten Retro PC Games

Donk
Unhappy

No Total Annihilation?

Starcraft over Total Annihilation? For shame.

Alpha Centauri is another sorely missing one.

Halo: Reach leaked to net 3 weeks before release

Donk
Flame

Title should read...

Idiots risk jail time to play yet another copy of a really bad FPS.

The moderatrix should add a Gordon Freeman picture!

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