* Posts by Shambles

14 posts • joined 19 Aug 2010

Oz companies fume as Enetica outage enters its second day

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It just needed tuning...

A simple tuning fork seems to have resolved it...

(quote)As of 2am AEST services have retuned.

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Still no bios access

Got CTRL-ALT-DEL covered, plus F1 through F9 and ESC and ALT plus the whole numeric keypad.

BOOT INTO THE BIOS SETUP, DAMNED YOU!

Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

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He he he he

I see I'm not in the Ahsley Madison dump - that's because I used chimpmail.

Collective noun search for security vulns moves into beta testing

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A "KMH"

Kate Moss' Handbag

.. a real proper collective of undesirable items.

This optical disc will keep your gumble safe for 2,000 YEARS

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Keep your gumble safe

I misread this as "keep your grumble safe". Further checks show they may both be applicable.

LOHAN cops a faceful of smutronyms

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C.L.I.T.F.L.I.C

Cut Line In Transit - Force Loss (of) Immediate Control

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Sorted.

Subjects bestow Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 on Queen

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Why don't the best techies work in the channel?

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Truly inspiring read

A well written and thoroughly enjoyable read, in particular...

"In consultancy and resale, that sort of thing can get you a stiff.."

Reptile boffins spot world's smallest chameleon

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Smallest, maybe...

Maybe the world's smallest, but quite possibly the worlds WORST chameleon?

Scalextric restarts space race with Star Wars craft

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It's working! IT'S WORKING!

A far better incarnation would have been a pod racer track; hills, tunnels, boulders and all.

Windows XP and iPod: A tale of two birthdays

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Go ahead and spy on customers, says judge

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In the slammer

Someone at Aarons should be doing Bird for this. Or should that be Byrd?

Malware from Google Market menaces Android users

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Floating Image (free)

I hope not too, as that app's been on my Droid since being recommended by El Reg on 5th April :(

Giant vulture menaces Scottish skies

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WTF?

Transsexual Vultures now?

Article says female, owners website says male. Can these birds really behave like this?

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