Posts by Disgruntled Grunt

Local bowling club does signs right

Attending a function at our local bowling club and in the mens toilets im greeted with two signs:

"Our aim is to please, your aim would help. IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE NOT WATCHING WHERE YOU ARE WEEING!"

Followed by an instructional sign:

"If you are the Dribbler, would you please use the W.C and sit down"

And you know what, it didnt make one bit of difference to the floor!

All aboard the redundancy train...again

Sadly it will be the staff who pay for this split. Again.

Any costs incurred for the split will need to be offset by cost cutting to show that the impact of Megs master plan will be near nil.

Especially after peddling lies for the past couple of years.

Sadly its the common worker that will again feel the impact of HP's mismanagement.

Friday afternoon?

I'm sure there is a reason for the later publishing and I still enjoy the article, however if possible can we get this back on a Friday afternoon? It was always a very pleasant read on the weekend wind down while being paid to while away the last few hours.

I almost feel like I'm cheating myself reading this at the weekend.

All of the above is in good humour, though quite serious :)

Its all about the up sell

Whats in the parcel sir?

- A tshirt

Whats the value sir?

- £5

Well sir this return doesnt cover you for financial loss, I can send this back super duper post that will insure you to the value of £500 and be guaranteed next day, its only £8.

- err, no thats fine thanks the freepost will be fine.

Sir! that means should the parcel be lost you will have no insurance?!

-Thats fine, its a £5 tshirt ill survive

But sir this does not cover you for loss nor next day delivery]

-JUST SEND THE F*CKING PACKAGE FREEPOST!!