Local bowling club does signs right
Attending a function at our local bowling club and in the mens toilets im greeted with two signs:
"Our aim is to please, your aim would help. IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE NOT WATCHING WHERE YOU ARE WEEING!"
Followed by an instructional sign:
"If you are the Dribbler, would you please use the W.C and sit down"
And you know what, it didnt make one bit of difference to the floor!