* Posts by dotdavid

1712 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jul 2010

Wheezing Guardian flogs radio biz for quick cash

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Coat

Re: Well it hasn't been well for a long time

"the Guardian's old style was always going to be hit hardest by tah innerwebs as it required a degree of concentration and a willingness to try to understand stuff."

Was that due to the spelling errors?

I jest, I jest...

MI5 boss: Cyber spies, web-enabled crooks threaten UK economy

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WTF?

"MI5 (Military Intelligence, Section 5) works with GCHQ, the Department of Business Innovation and Skills, the Department for Energy and Climate Change and also with law enforcement – through the Centre for the Protection of National Infrastructure – to respond to cyber security threats and disseminate best practice"

Wait a minute, the Department for Energy and Climate Change?! I can just about see why the department of bugging businesses would want to get involved, but why would the Windfarm Marketing Board be involved?

Unless AGW refusenicks are active cyberwarriors...

Sony SmartWatch Android remote

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WTF?

"To charge the SmartWatch you get a USB cable with a proprietary connection"

Considering people like me will always be forgetting to charge it (I never charge my watch after all) you'd have thought Sony would have tried to go for the industry-standard micro-USB charging connector wouldn't you?

But what would I know, I'm no industrial designer.

US East, West Coasts face fast-rising sea levels

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Orable's backup plan

"note that both Oracle and Facebook have their office campuses a mere stone's throw from the steadily rising San Francisco Bay"

So the reason for Larry's purchase of that island becomes clear....

Wait... island? Larry you idiot; you were supposed to go for the hollowed-out volcano!

Lithe British youngsters prioritise fun over privacy and security

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WTF?

Are you kidding?

"those approaching retirement were twice as likely to protect their computers with additional security software (paid antivirus, third-party firewalls, or integrated security suites)"

Like the ones that CheckPoint sells, perhaps?

Call me a maverick, but I don't equate using Microsoft Security Essentials and other free stuff as "living life on the edge".

Scare tactics to get column inches in the regular press, methinks, and fool the less savvy into paying extra for their IT security.

Mensch pal Bozier defends Menshn security, dubs critics 'snippy geeks'

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Re: Bozio

Louise Mensch is a household name in the UK. Leveraging her trendy brand to entice youngsters to a new niche social network should be quite easy, and Menshn should be an enormous success - security hiccups or not.

Wait a minute, did I say Louise Mensch? I was thinking of Lady Gaga. Forget what I said; no-one cares who she is and what she does.

Google brings HD sneezing pandas to UK: But why?

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"Rather than using its muscle to fix the broken supply chain, as Apple did, Google is designing its hardware and content around it. Which isn't adding value, or solving any problems, but really more along the lines of putting lipstick on a pig. ®"

Most sensible analysis I've seen in a long time. If Google threw money at solving the content problem this sort of expensive box might work. As it is, who wants to spend £200 to watch YouTube on a big screen?

Google Nexus 7 price, details confirmed in pre-I/O leak

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Price Conversion

"And, yes, prices start at a take-on-the-Amazon-Kindle-Fire $199 (£128), for the 8GB version. The 16GB Nexus 7 will cost $249 (£160)"

Woah there skippy. You mean $199 (£199) and $249 (£249), surely - no consumer electronics manufacturer uses the actual exchange rate.

Sony outs Google TV set-top box

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FAIL

"We've just heard back from Sony: the price is £199, though retailers will be free to charge what they like.

Hopefully, it will be priced to avoid becoming the flop that the first Google TV set-top box, Logitech's Revue, proved to be. Logitech wanted $300 (£193) for Revue and at that point had no access to apps."

...but it seems not.

I figured $200 would translate to £200, seems to be the norm. But why they think a £199 box will be a sales success when the £193 Revue failed miserably (and that was without alternatives like the RaspberryPI/XBMC and the various ~£70 Android 4 HDMI dongle devices widely available) I have no idea.

If this device was around the £100-mark I reckon it would be a good buy, especially if Google somehow managed to announce a proper IPTV service (you know, so GoogleTV has *TV* in it) for it. But unless retailers heavily discount this I don't see it happening.

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Re: No DLNA player?

I agree this is rubbish, but I wonder how much is because Android (I think) doesn't have a native DNLA implementation.

I would have thought you could download a third party DNLA/UPNP client from the Market/Play though - BubbleUPNP for example.

RBS IT cockup: This sort of thing can destroy a bank, normally

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Re: It seems entire nation is waiting for El Reg readers to tell them whats going on

My guess is because it was someone important's fault, or the usual scapegoats have all been made redundant already.

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Re: Single sourced

The utility bill thing always baffled me; it would be trivial for any half-competent techie (not to mention a professional forger employed by one of the fearsome terrorists and drug dealers) to fake one using logos and whatnot procured from the interwebs. What exactly is the point?

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Facepalm

"It's a strange but true fact that while moving an account is quite easy (it's easier than moving house – yet people move house more often than banks), very few people actually do. The stickiness of personal banking is observable but not really explainable by standard economic theory"

Personally, the reason I don't switch banks is because I did it once before and for all its' faults my old bank turned out to be better than my new one. Fortunately I hadn't completely cancelled the account (just moved my direct debits and salary payments across) so I just moved them all back.

Since then I've basically been immune to all banks' branding as I figure they've all got dirty secrets that only customers have the misfortune of finding out.

Gone fishin' with Nokia

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Actually I meant if they had a Kia they could have carried the sign away.

But your way works too ;-)

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Coat

"Unfortunately, it was too heavy to steal, especially as I had only a bike, and my mate with a pickup was far too rat-faced to nick it."

NOKIA = No Kia?

Why I love Microsoft’s vapourware tablet

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"About the same as an ultrabook"

I must admit that when I heard that was the moment I figured Surface would never work.

Ultrabooks have been a stunning sales success... for Apple.

Natwest, RBS: When will bank glitch be fixed? Probably not today

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Senior Manglement

"That loud room with all the boxes in was awfully cold this morning, so I turned all those fans off. It is much quieter now...."

Larry Ellison buys island 1000x bigger than Branson's

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Re: sixth-largest island

"Australia is an island, right?"

"No sir, it's a continent"

"Tomayto, tomarto"

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Re: You live and learn

Hey, they never said his "involvement" was beneficial...

In Italy the Mafia are notably involved in a lot of things.

Nigerian scams are hyper-efficient idiot finders

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WTF?

Fiend not foe

"won’t be pursued by anyone who consults sensible family or fiends [that's Microsoft's typo], "

Typo huh? I reckon it's good advice. Learn the fiends' tricks I say; you'll be better able to protect against them.

Flame was scout ahead of Stuxnet attack on Iran nukes - US spooks

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LOCOG take notice

"Flame was created as part of of the secret programme codenamed Olympic Games"

Those anonymous spooks might laugh in the face of Iran's wrath, but let's just see how they face the mind-numbing terror of THE TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT LAWYERS!

Bwahaha etc.

Brit telco flagship BT joins blockade of Pirate Bay

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Stop

"there are plenty of workarounds for customers with internet access from the big telco players in Blighty"

Don't worry BPI, that's a vicious rumour with absolutely no basis in fact. The internets address of the crims has been permanently blocked forever so piracy is now finished and you can get back to promoting and producing top-quality audio entertainment.

Vendors have second stab at smart TV standard

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Completely agree.

I've been interested in a "smart" TV for a while now, and after seeing the lack of support for early models I will instead be using a standalone box to provide the smart functionality I require. At the moment the Raspberry PI with Raspbmc seems to be my cheapest bet, but I reckon what with rumours of Apple entering the market and the possible launch of GoogleTV in the UK there might be some progress on inexpensive updatable standalone smart TV boxes in the near future.

Now all I need is a box that will stream Freeview over IP and I can ditch my cable. Alas my Freeview reception isn't quite good enough to do so yet.

Schneier spanks AV industry over Flame failures

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Fluff piece

Sounds to me that Schneier destroyed a fluff piece that F-Secure's marketing department forced their top security man to write to take advantage of the recent publicity.

As usual, he's correct, but it's all a little too easy.

Sony Xperia P mid-range Android

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FAIL

Re: Tempted

Sony have promised an ICS update for my Ray, and even claim to be rolling it out, but it hasn't hit my wife's phone or my colleague's phone yet. And yeah, I know you need to use their rubbish desktop software to update the handset to ICS.

Why manufacturers insist on forcing people to plug their little computers into bigger computers to update them I have no idea.

But I digress; I wouldn't put too much faith in Sony's update process. And to me no SD = no sale.

FunnyJunk lawyer doubles down on Oatmeal Operation Bear Love

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Meh

"The National Wildlife Federation and American Cancer Society aren't going to like the attention and may give Inman some grief over the case"

Well, I'm sure there are other charities that won't be so needlessly fussy.

Facebook shells out $10m for using users faces in adverts

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Paris Hilton

So...

Did you guys get Paris' permission to use her face to promote my comments? ;-)

T-Mobile outs low-cost mobile data roaming bundles

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FAIL

Wow

"Smartphone owners can pick 3, 10 or 50MB bundle for £1, £2.50 and £10, respectively"

That's very reasonable. I can't believe they can afford to offer these sort of rates - the other operators must be ripping us off comple.... oh, wait, you're saying MEGAbytes?

Nevermind then.

Scots council: 9-yr-old lunch blogger was causing 'distress and harm'

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Re: No photos in the canteen

If I were her, I'd continue to write the blog just sans-photos.

A right shame the council has to be so idiotic about this.

Microsoft's $1bn Yammer gobble gabble blabbed by insiders

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Re: How much?

"If MS built 'social' into Outlook / Exchange"

Actually we have something like that here at work called Lync. It's basically MSN Messenger with an ugly skin and less user control, and I can "friend" my colleagues and update my status. Unfortunately it won't let me play Farmville with them (or even Battleship) so the appeal is limited.

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Stop

Yammer Time

What a stupid name. They must have been yammered when they thought of it.

But I guess when all you have is a Yammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all night.

Wraps come off UK super-snooper draft plans

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Re: I was wondering when...

I was about to say something along those lines.

Saying "think of the children" tends to have the opposite effect on me to that intended though, as I think it is so cliched I can't help but wince.

Menaced cartoonist raises $60,000 for copywrong

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WTF?

FunnyJunk...

...sounds like a euphanism for an STD.

Three touts 'unlimited' Euro data roaming for a fiver a day

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Re: Not supposed to use it as a hotspot

Depends. I think iOS uses a different APN if you do. Android doesn't. They might be able to count network hops and whatnot, or inspect the packets to see if you're using data not typically associated with smartphone usage.

However I suspect it's much harder for them to do so when you're roaming as it isn't their network.

Hitchhiker shot while researching 'Kindness of America'

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Coat

Guide entry

Montana... mostly armless.

I'll get my coat...

Western consumption helping to kill off species

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Meh

Re: They also serve who only sit and spin...

"Like being buried alive in heaving mounds of whatever it is the spiders normally eat."

Couldn't I just have another couple of coffees?

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"Grab a coffee, add two sugars, and check the news on your tablet: you’ve just helped kill off a species in a country you might never have heard of"

I hope it is a spider. I f*****g hate spiders.

Money men want bombproof data centre on satellite site

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Black Helicopters

"“We intend to build a tier 3.5 data centre with multicarrier fibre with diversity path and a backup multi-gigabit microwave link. The site is ideal as a backup site for government or companies and is away from the dangers of San Francisco and LA earthquakes, tsunamis and other disasters,” Brand told The Register."

Come off it, with a name as generic as "PlusCom" they're blatantly a front organisation for a Bond-style supervillain.

Asus-made Google pad set for June debut

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Angel

Re: How about fixing ICS on the TF101 first?

Haven't had any problems myself since the latest couple of ICS updates were sent OTA - before that I did have a random reboot issue, since resolved.

Actually I think other manufacturers can learn a lot from Asus' update policy.

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Facepalm

"Why, oh why, do people keep making 7in tablets!"

Because they're selling? Or is this a trick question?

Now TalkTalk cuts Brits' access to The Pirate Bay

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Alert

Re: Anyone wondering what BT are up to?

Yes because BT must now be responsible for pretty much 100% of piracy in the UK - all the other ISPs have blocked The Pirate Bay, after all.

I don't know how they sleep at night.

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Pirate

Logo

"Shiver me timbers - I be hopin' ye scurvy TalkTalk dogs be licencin' our logo, yarr."

-- The Pirate Bay

Brit judge orders Facebook to rip masks from anonymous cowards

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WTF?

Re: Really?

That's the first thing I thought - surely she "befriended" these people before they posted the comments, else was savvy enough to change the default security settings to share her updates with complete strangers...

Unless (and this is unlikely) this is seriously the first contact she's had with teh denizens of teh general internets and she's honestly surprised.

Smart meters are 'massive surveillance' tech - privacy supremo

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Stop

"such as a washing machine that can be configured to run during the night "

My neighbours would *love* that feature.

EU gives Google till July to offer fix for search dominance

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Facepalm

"The EU's antitrust head honcho has said that Google has until early July to tell him how it's going to change itself enough to sort out its dominant position in the marketplace."

An easy strategy - just be like Yahoo! and Microsoft Bing.

Whether or not Google would be advised to do this is another question.

Google adds 'nuclear' AdWords to 'explosive' AdMob

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WTF?

"Google's mobile sales and strategy boss Jason Spero told Ad Age that AdWords was the "nuclear power plant at the core" of Mountain View."

Oooh! Oooh! Google product metaphors? Let me try!

- Google Labs is the "disused industrial wasteland at the edge of Mountain View"

- Google Plus is the "club that everyone is forced to join but most people hang around in private VIP rooms at the core of Mountain View"

- Gmail is the post office at the core of Mountain View.

This is fun.

Twitter bird reborn to the sound of whalesong

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Re: I wonder

"Would you make us a cup of tea?"

"I'd be delighted to. The cup of tea represents the warmth of our family relationships, the battered but highly-functional mug showing the down-to-earth nature of our love and the fundamental synergies between our desire for a hot beverage and the state of the..."

"Forget it, I'll make one myself."

You know what Google needs? Another Street View data-slurp probe

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Re: Not this again

Exactly. I doubt Google did it to try and exploit the data, it was probably some engineer's design not being suitably vetted/reviewed. Any fool would be able to see that it's Not Okay to intercept and analyse peoples' network traffic even if they are on an unencrypted network, and Google whatever they may be are not fools.

PC-makers hope for Windows 8 hero to sweep up sales

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FAIL

"In the current tight economic climate, manufacturers of PCs and laptops are eagerly looking forward to the arrival of Windows 8 to rescue their sales."

Similarly, I'm eagerly looking forward to the arrival of a winning lottery ticket to rescue my finances.

At least my dream is realistic.

Google to offer cyberwar defence advice to Gmail users

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Black Helicopters

Option 4

"El Reg anticipates three possible user responses to the warning:"

"Whassat? State sponsored?! Dat darn gummnit spyin' on my e-lectronic mail, is it? Son, fetch mah shotgun - ain't no Feds gonna be stealin' mah billions o'dollars from that there Nigerian prince"