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Posts by chrisbitz

2 posts • joined 26 Jul 2010

Ten... small screen HD TVs

Sunday 23rd October 2011 21:19 GMT chrisbitz

Small? What planet are you on?

Small is under 20" - the sort you might have in the kitchen or bathroom.

Firefox 4 second beta hits minor delay

Monday 26th July 2010 11:59 GMT chrisbitz

4 seconds?

A 4 second Beta? Wow, that's a mighty quick beta! How long was it delayed for.. 5 seconds?

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