* Posts by Dave 126

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‘Andromeda’ will be Google’s Windows NT

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Re: What's the incentive for vendors to use this?

>If Google tries to lock things down too much, OEMs might not choose to follow.

So what? If an HTC get too big for their boots, there will be a Huawei or OnePlus (or a Bloggs MK1 with Qualcomm SoC, Sony camera and LG display... same difference) to fill their place. [please update my references according to how far through 2016/17 we are].

Speaking as a fan of the Sony Xperia Z (Compact) range, there is little that Android OEMs can do to differentiate themselves.

My friend is still using his iPhone 4S - and beyond replacing its battery himself, has cheerfully taken no interest in mobile phones since he bought it. He's vaguely 'normal'. I'm not, so I'll use my cheap (and seemingly indestructibly plastic) Huawei until I get a Project Mango Lenovo (Y'know, the one with the 3D depth mapping )

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Re: Damn and blast

That was no typo. Not sure how you think 'Strain' would work, unless you imagine me with a sieve under my puking cat in order to catch the chunky bits. Cue the joke about the waiter in an alleyway, three tramps, two cocktail sticks and a straw.

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Re: Curtains for Windows

There is no reliable way to stop Windows 10 from restarting itself whenever it feels like.

There is no reliable way to stop Windows 10 from restarting itself whenever it feels like.

Yeah, I know I said it twice, but what the hell? [all caps, multiple exclamation marks etc]

How the living fuck can you leave it to do a simulation or render? The answer (apparently): Big jobs like that should be done on rented compute power like AWS - or MS's equivalent. Oh well. Arse burgers.

And no, Linux is not an option. I'm sure it's a lovely OS but the applications for many sectors just suck. Deal with it. The GIMP is to Photoshop what Windows is to Linux. As for serious CAD, don't make me laugh... it'll be streamed from the cloud to a thin client before Linux gets it properly. Sad really, cos it was all Unixy (though proprietary and useful) back in the nineties.

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>As for IoT devices... ...Since the tools for Linux are generally excellent and the runtime cost is zero, it's clearly going to be the defacto choice unless there is a reason to choose differently.

Three big reasons:

The size of OSs such as QNX are a tenth the size of Linux. This is important if your application is taking power from an AA cell or harvesting it from piezo-electric switch or from elsewhere.

Also, IoT applications may be more of a pain in the arse if they go wrong- QNX has a longer, more battle-hardened pedigree in critical systems than Linux.

Yet more, Linux isn't a real time OS.

The idea that Linux is a panacea is mere shabby thinking, or at least narrow thinking based upon the presumption that a computer is a discrete lump of X Mhrtz and Z MB etc

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Re: Damn and blast

If my cat was called Andromeda and barfed a lot, I would only be reminded of the Andromeda Stain. Yep, with HBO's adaptation of Westworld, Micheal Crichton is in vogue this week.

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Re: Should have happened years ago

>There wasn't a good reason for ChromeOS and Android to be separate things in the first place.

Really? There are a lot of inherent issues with Android that Google want rid of. One was mentioned in the article - Java, and another you'll have read of many times in these forums - the slow speed of updates because each new build is specific to a specific hardware configuration (so requires the cooporation of original chip manufacturers).

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Indeed. Just because Linux is good doesn't mean it's perfect. QNX, as an example, has much smaller footprint, and a real-time design, making it - or something like it - more suitable for embedded applications and the IoT. Or even for a mobile phone where it is critical that it doesn't drop a phone call because the OS is concentrating on something else.

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I have no gospel answer for you, but looking at the clues should give you grounds for optomism:

1, ChromeOS is regularly updated directly from Google

2, The foot-dragging attitude of OEMs and carriers toward Android updates frustrates Google, to the extent they have had the Nexus and Google Play Edition range of phones to show OEMs 'how it's done'.

3, This new OS is a chance for Google to undo rushed decisions made in Android's early days (when they were desperate to catch up with iOS)

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SpaceX searches for its 'grassy knoll' of possible Falcon rocket sabotage

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Re: Laser?

>No worries about wind

True

>or leaving behind evidence.

Depends... even lasers in non-visible spectra could hit dust particles and heat them. SpaceX could well have IR cameras in operation which conceivably show a line of heated dust from enough angles to show the origin.

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Re: Pathetic attempt at diversion

>Possibly a camera on the roof. They want to find/get/expose it either for data or a red face on their competitor. Using this "excuse" to get at it.

That is plausible. In fact, It'd be surprising to learn that ULA didn't have a camera trained on their competitor's test, if they already had a convenient vantage point (unless of course there were more suitable, publicly accessible vantage points available to them closer to the test site)

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Re: Reminds me...

That looks like a sweet story, but have you a more savoury source than the Daily Mail? :)

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Re: Eliminated the obvious

Broadly, I agree with you Bazza.

However, this plot, reminiscent of a 1960's espionage B-movie, does fit Elon Musk's aesthetic (he bought the submarine Lotus from The Spy Who Loved Me, and for ages his Twitter photo was of him stroking a white cat - I kid you not).

In the past though, SpaceX have been pretty efficient at identifying and rectifying the causes of their Rapid Unplanned Disassemblies - they have an edge over NASA in that they don't have to dig through a stack of sub-contracting manufacturers.

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Re: downrange?

>Problem would be getting the spark needed and with the videos running, tracer or incendiary is not an option.

There was a '007 special' episode of Mythbusters in which they tried to blow up gas cylinders with bullets (a la the opening sequence of 2006's Casino Royal). Nothing went 'bang'. Of course they were using a handgun instead of anything bigger, but one assumes (I'm assuming, cos my memory isn't that good) that any spark occurs on first contact with the cylinder, i.e before there is any gas available to ignite because the puncture hasn't occurred yet. Additionally, the lead round didn't penetrate the cylinder. Also, lead anti-personal rounds don't spark (though projectiles of other metals for your bangbang-stick are available)

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A year living with the Nexus 5X – the good, the bad, and the Nougat

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Re: Nexit?

>So Pixel mean no more Nexus?

That's what I'm hearing, though it is confusing me - the whole reason for the Nexus line was to shame OEMs into sorting out their software. Google did this by supplying good-value phones with top-notch internals. However, I hear these Pixel phones won't be cheap.

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Re: Hmmm...

>Hmm, no headphone socket, and a seemingly absolute impossibility of getting music onto it without iTunes destroying one's local music collection.

My iPhone using friend uses Google Music - it makes his existing local music collection available to him wherever, and I assume he can download tracks to his phone for when he is away from data.

My Google Music experience (on a low-end-ish Android) has been less than smooth, with some tracks only playing a few seconds, and not being able to scrub through tracks). Weird.

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Ladies in tech, have you considered not letting us know you're female?

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For fucks sake! We will never solve our society's issues if we all go around pretending we're perfect, fair and enlightened. We are not. We can't fix our prejudices until we accept them.

If we accept that we are all biased imperfect humans whose judgement is dodgy even with good intentions, and build systems that will compensate for that self-evident fact, we might stand a better chance of actually achieving a meritocracy. This might be too much of a pragmatic approach for some, but then I actually like people.

This article was based upon some facile dogma of the most unhelpful flavour. This 'John' person might be right, he might be wrong - in either case his argument will stand or fall by itself. At least he proposed an idea that has a better chance of being objectively fair than some recruiter thinking to themselves "I must remember not to be sexist today, M'kay?"

Please note that the responses I have made to Andrew Orlowski articles on occasion should reassure the author that it is her content, not her sex, that invokes this feeling in me. Further perusal of my posts will confirm I don't have much time for sexism. Being of a generation that read essays written on real paper by people of intellect (peer-reviewed papers and everything), wit and compassion, I'm confused as to why anyone would think we have anything to learn from this article.

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Internet of Things security? Start with who owns the data

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Re: The problem is a lack of imagination...

>Boil 50 million kettles at once, and you bring the nation's powergrid to its knees, and not just for three minutes.

Ah, the old 'Coronation Street' effect... you don't need connected kettles to bring that about! In fact, connected devices could be used to mitigate such spikes in demand. Even if it just implemented with in a single home.

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Re: The problem is a lack of imagination...

>And while academics quibble about who "owns" data, hackers get on with massive DDoS attacks using webcams and DVRs.

Did you even read the whole article? Far from quibbling, they were looking at reasons IoT security has been so poor, and what can be done - in terms of corporate and legal organisations as well as technical - to make it better. Example:

"There’s an argument that says you start from the boardroom. The pressure to be first to market doesn’t feature security. The pressure to reduce costs? If you ignore security, you do so at your peril; it's going to cost you more in the long run. Educate boardroom and senior management to build security in from the start. Appoint a Chief Information Security Officer. What I’m touting is bottom up and top down. The end message is to build security in."

Oh, and the issue of 'who owns the data' has legal consequences, so is a potential stick to beat some better practice into the IoT industry. Other sticks include market forces and and company reputation.

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The wait is over: MoD releases latest issue of Ship Paint Monthly

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Re: Dezincification

What @frank ly said.

C'mon guys, chemists do plenty to make our daily lives better, but their work isn't as visible as some fancy new bridge, fast car or sleek gadget. Let's show some respect from one professional sector to another. :)

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USB-C is now wired for sound, just like Sir Cliff Richard

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Re: I predict that they'll have overlooked some details...

>If this is about detecting the connection of analog headphones or earphones...

No, no it isn't. It is a spec for digital audio streams.

All your concerns about sound quality being degraded by poor contacts etc are unnecessary. Indeed, the analogue path will be shorter - integrated into the headphones, possibly just before the drivers - and the DAC and amp will be specified by AKG, Sennheiser or whoever, instead of Samsung, HTC or Sony. The DAC can even be factory programmed to take account of hardware tolerances (as is the case with EMUs and car engines). If you invest in a high-end DAC/amp combo (in your headphones), you can take it with you across future phone updates.

There are some downsides and inconveniences too, of course.

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Re: How does it work?

A DAC. And often an ADC, too, for microphones (stereo now as easy as the existing mono allowed by 3.5m TRRS)

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>Great another fricking adapter. Just what we are missing in our lives.

If you buy a 5-pack of adaptors from China, you can just leave one on the end of each of your headphone cables and forget about it. As a bonus, your £0.99 adaptor will take the mechanical strain, instead of the cable on your £30 headphones.

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Re: Consumers..

>Consumers.. Who are buying devices not made by apple have the ability to shop elsewhere.

An observation: People collectively spend shitloads on headphones. New models are released all the time, at prices far higher than 'more than good enough' (i.e some Sennheisers reduced to £30). A great number of headphones sold already come in an (old 3.5mm) iPhone specific version, or with a swappable iPhone specific cable (the mic and and remote controls differ from various Android OEM implementations).

3.5mm is great but not perfect; a 'snap-off' magnetic connector would be better, and would have saved me money since I have damaged headphone cables be catching them on things.

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Elon Musk: I'm gonna turn Mars into a $10bn death-dealing interplanetary gas station

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Re: Musk seems to be losing it

>Average temperature -55C, atmosphere almost 100% CO2.

That's all right, I know of a few people happy to spend their days inside... wait, what that? Netflix takes ages to buffer? Noooooo!

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British bloke bailed after 'hacker plunders Pippa Middleton's iCloud'

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Why, is Pippa's fiance an attractive fella? I having been keeping up on royal affairs.

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Indeed. Since he presumably obtained the photos by taking advantage of someone's poor security (I'm guessing a guessable password), it seems very odd he didn't take more care in his own security.

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Apple to crunch iOS 10 local backup password brute force hole

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>Who is this Afonin bloke? IOS 10 is secure even after he himself found that the backups were easier to break into for finding passwords than in previous IOS releases. To me, that make it [iOS 10] insecure.

The attack wasn't against iOS - it was against the user's local (iTunes) backup.

Apple smartphones are secure. iOS is also secure, and gets tougher with each subsequent generation. ...

This leaves us to logical acquisition. Forcing an iPhone or iPad to produce an offline backup and analyzing resulting data is one of the very few acquisition options available for devices running iOS 10. Local backups are easy to produce if the iPhone is unlocked. However, you may be able to produce a local backup even if the phone is locked by using a pairing record extracted from a trusted computer.

- http://blog.elcomsoft.com/2016/09/ios-10-security-weakness-discovered-backup-passwords-much-easier-to-break/

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Jeremy Clarkson and Co. rise to top for Great British Bake Off replacements

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On the question of the Stig's identity:

.... "my friend thinks it's Clarkson, Hammond and May, primarily because 'Stig' is an anagram of 'gits'''

- The Thick of It (a British political satire, though the Thick of IT could have been an alternate title for The IT Crowd)

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Oi, Apple fanbois. Your beloved Jesus Phones are pisspoor for disabled users

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Re: Apple - not as smart as they think they are

The Lightning > 3.5mm adaptor works in 'Airplane' (all radios off) mode. That you can't use wireless headphones on planes is already an issue that affects buyers of wireless headphones from Sennheiser, Bowers and Wilkens, Bose, Sony... anyone who makes wireless headphones, in facSome models will work as wired cans, but only with an extra cable, obviously, a solution no different to a dongle.

As an Android user, it doesn't affect me... and it doesn't affect you either.

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Re: "Take your sim out of old phone, put it into new phone. Job done."

>If only everything was routed over IP, it would be easy to swap from phone to phone (and carrier to carrier) according to need.

>>Really? Take your sim out of old phone, put it into new phone. Job done.

That really is a sub-optimal solution. A better situation would be being able to just grab whichever phone is most suitable for your activity as you leave your house - a cheap simple phone for drunken night out or walk in the woods, a bigger screened phone for a long train journey so you can pass the time reading TheReg, a lightweight simple phone for jogging.

What you outline is akin to having assorted footwear, but only a single pair of laces that need to swapped between your walking boots, your trainers and your black Oxfords every time you go out.

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Re: *shakes head*

>It honestly beggers belief that some are so darn brainwashed by brands like Apple that they are prepared to buy something that doesn't fill their needs (they are of course inteligent enough to check first, right?) then complain.

Eh? It is clear that for this user, the iPhone does things an Android can't, else he would be using an Android phone. The reason he is railing at Apple to provide a feature found on Android phones - instead of railing at Google et al to provide features found in iPhones - is that iPhones work well with his Mac (as he said).

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Re: Have you seen how you set up an Apple iPad?

>And the women with fingernails find it almost impossible to get on the exact date.

Aha! Let's design and market some fake acrylic fingernails incorporating a conductive layer/filaments so that they can work on capacitive screens!

Dang! I wrote the above before I googled for the existance of such things.... it turns out they've already been invented:

http://www.cultofmac.com/210391/your-long-fingernails-can-now-be-transformed-into-touchscreen-styluses/

But yeah, the use of skeuomorphic sliders or dials for entering numerical data (alarm clock settings, current date etc) instead of a virtual numberpad in Android is irritating (can't speak for iOS).

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ARM emits Cortex-R52

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Re: Can't drive a car

You could well be on the right track; you mention reliability, and there is also security to be considered.

This got my attention the other day:

https://www.quantamagazine.org/20160920-formal-verification-creates-hacker-proof-code/

The gist is that by some effort, code can be formally verified as secure, akin to a mathematical proof, as opposed to testing the code against a sample of possible inputs (you can obviously never test every combination of input). More complex systems can constructed from 'building blocks' of code that is proven to be secure.

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Asian hornets are HERE... those honey bee murdering BASTARDS

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Re: @Steven Roper

The hornets are able to fly - or be carried by wind - over the English Channel, according a fella on Radio 4's World at One today.

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Re: Stings like a bullet

>I somehow doubt you have ever seen people that have been "shot with a rifle".

Is that an African or European rifle? Laden or unladen? Air rifle or powder based? Lead slug or plastic?

tl;dr Too many variables

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1. Please don't kill any of our native hornets (and generally, any black and yellow buzzy thing won't sting you if you don't take swipes at it

2. What happened to that Mosquito-killing laser turret (made cheaply from bits of scanners, cameras and DVD players) from Ted Talks?

Edit: It's the laser from a BluRay player. https://www.ted.com/talks/nathan_myhrvold_could_this_laser_zap_malaria/transcript?language=en

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Apple guilty in iPhone ringtone patent rip-off battle with Sony, Nokia

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Re: Patent madness

>HOW THE BLINKERED FUCK CAN YOU PATENT A SOUND?!

How the hell can you not have realised that Reg articles tend to skimp on the details, and that it is not a sound that has been patented?

An abstract of the patent in question, filed by Motorola in 1993, is worth reading for the typos (or rather dodgy OCR transcription, I assume):

"This invention shag be designed to be independent of the flap position... ...The sohare [software] shall scan the MUTE key while the tlap is closed, which was not done previously. This invention shag also work while the flap is open since the keypad scan shall scan the full keypad as normal."[sic]

http://priorart.ip.com/IPCOM/000006958

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Robot overlords? Pshaw! I ain't afraid of no AI – researchers

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Re: Joanna Bryson is a woman

Noted! It seems the commenter (or commentard, as we are all known here for reason you might now be able to guess) may have skim read the article. Either that, or the name 'Bryson' is so associated with an avuncular, self depreciating American travel writer that his puny human grey matter returned the wrong mental image. :)

Curiously, the sex of the other two experts in the article are trickier (Zoubin Ghahramani) or impossible (Leslie Smith) from their forename alone.

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> as Donald Rumsfeld would say Known Knowns and Known Unknowns, whilst not knowing about Unknown Knowns and Unknown Unknowns.

Rumsfeld never mentioned 'Unknown Knowns', for reasons I hope you'll find obvious upon reflection! :) However, 'Unkown Knowns' did feature in the title of a documentary about him.

I'm not commenting on the man's policies or politics, please note, just his correct use of English.

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We live in a world where a 'Hamdog' burger hybrid is patented

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More recipes here:

http://thatiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/

Including my favourite*, the Turtle Burger ( 5 sausages to creates the legs and head, burger for the body, whole lot wrapped in cheese and bacon (to emulate the texture of the shell) and deep fried.

*favourite in principal, I haven't replicated such a work of genius.

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Opera debuts free VPN built into desktop browser

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Re: If you're not paying for the product...

>Naah, they would never sell user data. Browsing habits, on the other hand...

Browsing habits is user data, data about users. Users' data', data belonging to users, is jpg of holiday, txt of a to-do list from ten years ago, odf when they toyed with writing a letter, dat of a savegame from a title than hasn't been played since XP, wav when they tested the mic inputs on a then-new soundcard... and possibly even some useful stuff somewhere amongst the zoo of files they have kicking around. :)

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FBI overpaid $999,900 to crack San Bernardino iPhone 5c password

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Re: The should have just tried

Hard to do when your only available inputs are: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9. :)

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Re: Built in Obsolescence

>Gordon861

There is no motive for Apple to hobble the lifespan of the NAND to promote sales... the finite lifespan of the battery already does that.

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Re: Not really comparable

>"When you desolder the chip that holds all the memory of the device from the board, there is a huge risk that you damage the chip beyond repair"

>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... You're not much into electronics, are you... wait, don't bother answering that.

@DropBear The researcher himself acknowledges the risk of damaging the chip when desoldering it. He mentions this under 'Future Work' in his PDF. The magnitude of 'risk' is a function of the consequences, as well as probability.

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Re: Not really comparable

He wasn't an amateur. However, his own PDF does note that removing the NAND still carries a risk of data loss (Presumably a risk that can be made smaller by practice and refinement of technique):

"It would be beneficial to develop a safer way of removing the NAND Flash chip from the main board, or a

way of reading out the NAND Flash contents without the need to physically remove it."

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>The drift of the article seems to be that the cost of developing the attack, which evidently took Skorobogatov quite a few man hours of what seems to be highly skilled analysis and electronic technician work should be ignored

Nah, the gist of the article wasn't that the cost be ignored, but that it wasn't $1,000,000. Four months of part time work by the skilled technician would be in the tens of thousands of dollars, not hundreds of thousands.

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Re: So probably known to TLA's within a week of it's launch?

Eh? Wouldn't the possible bug in the wear levelling algorithm be a reliability issue, not a security issue?

I know that it isn't in the nature of conspiracy-minded folk to read the source material closely, but still...

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iPhone 7's Qualcomm, Intel soap opera dumps a carrier lock-out on us

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Re: i5 and ARM are similar in performance?

> True i7 can only be had in MBP. Any of these processors will smoke A10 in just about any task.

For sure, but let's remember that a lot of the heavy lifting in traditional Mac productivity apps is done by GPUs (or more specialised silicon via Thunderbolt in the case of raw 4K streams, for example). If ARM is just dandy for web and office, and Adobe Creative Suite leans on the GPU, there's no insurmountable hurdle.

We've seen this in PC gaming too - TomsHardware for ages has suggested that most games don't benefit from anything faster than an i5 CPU

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Idris Elba thrashes Night Manager Hiddleston for James Bond job vacancy

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Re: T'was I...

Unable was I, to compose a palindrome containing SBBAD...

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Re: What the?

@muddysteve

You are quite right! There is indeed confusion, but it appears to be on the part of the game's developers:

-He is the shortest character in the game, despite Oddjob as he appeared in the original film being about average height. It seems likely that he was confused with the actually diminutive Nick Nack from The Man with the Golden Gun.

-Due to his short height, he cannot be hit by the normal auto-aim gunfire (which simply shoots above his -head). Instead the other player must stop moving to use the precise aim crosshairs to aim downward and deliberately at him. Because of this, Oddjob gives his user an unfair advantage and his use is often looked down upon.

- http://goldeneye.wikia.com/wiki/Oddjob

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