Re: Doctor's advice...
Don't forget to switch hands to get a balanced workout
1199 posts • joined 20 Jul 2010
Don't forget to switch hands to get a balanced workout
Doesn't even take an illness for women to have a sick day off...Just a memo referring to how women are more emotional than men, supported by scientific studies...
If it's presented as just Sue, women probably still won't believe it. If it's presented as Kyle Sue, they definitely won't believe it.
Women won't believe any scientific study on this written by a man.
I have it on good authority that masturbation helps with a cold. Just repeat the prescription every 30-60 minutes for the following 16 years.
Added bonus - it creates heat, and the tissues can be explained away by the cold.
What's the LGBT lifestyle hetero people always speak of?
PS. That doesn't sound like hate speech, just a dumb statement. And I don't agree with the hetero lifestyle. Vaginas? Ewwww *shudders*
You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter.
Mines the one with the turd in the left pocket
It's media and you're commenting on it to others. Add the watering of virtual crops and it sounds like social media...
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I suspect a lot of people will simply change their passwords from "password1" to "password2" after this...Just to throw off the cyber criminals, you know...
"Why is "ban it" peoples first response to everything"
Theresa May to shortly announce a ban on sugar, trains and christmas tree lights after recent NYC terror attack...
How will Apple retaliate?
Jacob Rees Mogg certainly seems the most competent person in parliament. I'm not even worried about his personal views on abortion as he has said he won't force them on others and has proven so by investing in abortion services personally. A man of his word.
We were told a while back that without a decent negotiator we would get a deal neither side would be happy with.
I am not happy with Brexit-Lite
Also out of interest, why would you need instructions on how to drill a hole in a bar of soap?
Did it manage to toast it? Some of us with broken toasters want to know.
Famous person who decries AI as the end of humanity is building an AI.
Hypocrite or complete idiot.
You don't need a death penalty to kill an enemy combatant in a foreign land with a drone strike. You just need to be able to justify the death to the UN, which has been done in as little as 3 pages by the UK Gov in exactly this situation while killing a Brit fighting for ISIS.
For the record if you go to learn how to fight a war against your own country then i'm all for the country destroying you in a drone strike. That's self defence.
Hmmm...I guess he is a bad dog...He's only pretending to work as the screen is off.
I just wanted to comment on that lovely Jack Russell in a christmas jumper...
Are you sure? Isn't our only precedent Matt Damon growing potatoes in his own turds on the red planet?
In all likelihood they would have strangled the life out of Google and ended up in the same situation as now.
Yahoo should have bought Google when they had the chance. As i recall the asking price was a tiny $1 million...
As are AOL and Myspace...Dinosaurs of the internet...
I would call this anti-competitive had Amazon not started all this. They launched their Fire sticks and stopped Google selling Chromecasts on Amazon. Now they complain that Google stops Youtube working on Amazon devices...Serves you bloody right you hypocrites.
Did his intrusion into these systems net him 1600 logins and passwords or did he manage to get that many people to hand their details over willingly?
These people need more training if it's the the latter
Different analysis techniques? How many false positives did these security suites also manage? I was expecting at least a mention.
The duck-billed platypus is clearly the best animal... It's like it was made from spare body parts.
Jeez, what was their first choice?:
What's wrong with www.dell.com/recovery ?
I love lamp.
The three-month-old infant probably didn't have time to breastfeed anyway as they'd have been late for their job at Foxconn making iphones.
Sounds like they an Avon-esque malware catalogue they offer and allow you to build your own custom malware like a meal deal...What a world we live in...
"The protesters left the store on the promise of a meeting with Apple management in France within 15 days."
This is how you get a response from Apple Reg =P
Judging from your image that bird is already on day release tagged? What offence did it commit and was there any attempt to rehabilitate the species into a more law abiding one?
We don't want them going the way of the Magpies...
Maybe i'm just fortunate enough that I can hang up when we have an annoying call or charge more to get rid of them.
Been offering free delivery all day for Black Friday...It's always free, but it results in a lot more sales when people think it's free today only...
Beat me to it. A £45K fine is nothing to these vermin. Can we at least put them in stocks and throw old vegetables and fruit at them?
Going home to put some potatoes in the freezer in preparation...
Oi! My ears take offence to that. That's homophonic!
Up to 17 hours battery life, can't always be charged, "keep an eye on power management settings", "will never completely be depleted".
How...Just how, do you fuck up that badly that even your excuses are contradictory?
Seems like comments from 2 different reps: one saying it's not an issue, and the other apologising.
Or the Resident Evil 6 logo...That's clearly bestiality with a giraffe...
Can't believe some people are actually looking at that statue and seeing a loaf of bread...
Sky adverts will no longer have a speed on the adverts due to the amount of throttling. Some days i was unable to use their broadband at all between 6 and 11pm...And i live in a developed town, not the countryside...
Much happier with Virgin these days. Bumpy start, but better than Sky.
Just as "unlimited" data has a solid limit in the small print.
The ASA needs to stop letting companies redefine the meanings of our words.
Maybe we can advertise broadband as "full-fibre" or "part-fibre" for this issue?
Without their license they just appeal and continue working while appeals are going through (Like now in London)
Fine the bastards. Fine them high, then fine them some more. Make it really hurt. Oblitterate their finances. Fine them so badly they're still suffering in a few years from now.
The BBC is talking about a £10 million fine. No. Fine them a few Billion. They knew what was happening was wrong and still paid a ransom and covered it up.
Make the fine so high that I have to use regular rip-off taxis again.
Sounds like you want an old Nokia...
Better hardware, build quality, battery life (probably) and security?
Buy what makes you happy. I'm still rocking a Pebble Time Steel.
There's been quite a few outbreaks reported, they're just pretty much always in China. Google Play has been largely unaffected.
That's the problem with the left. We're borrowing a huge amount of cash atm, but because it's a bit less than they would they've led a crusade against "austerity" for 7 years.
Eventually the left will run out of other people's money.
D. I'm going to bill these plebs for cleaning my moat and duck house...
There's a pothole on the main road near Great Bridge ASDA that's at least 3 inches deep and the size of a manhole.
It's next to the bus stop too and it's been getting bigger for years. Eventually the council may just decide to build a bridge over it instead of filling it in...
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