* Posts by Tigra 07

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Millions of moaners vindicated: Man flu is 'a thing', says researcher, and big TVs are cure

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Re: Doctor's advice...

Don't forget to switch hands to get a balanced workout

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Re: Man Flu - banter OK but no balance

Doesn't even take an illness for women to have a sick day off...Just a memo referring to how women are more emotional than men, supported by scientific studies...

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RE: Chris

If it's presented as just Sue, women probably still won't believe it. If it's presented as Kyle Sue, they definitely won't believe it.

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As we all know...

Women won't believe any scientific study on this written by a man.

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Doctor's advice...

I have it on good authority that masturbation helps with a cold. Just repeat the prescription every 30-60 minutes for the following 16 years.

Added bonus - it creates heat, and the tissues can be explained away by the cold.

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Hey, we've toned down the 'destroying society' shtick, Facebook insists

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Re: Facebook issues

What's the LGBT lifestyle hetero people always speak of?

PS. That doesn't sound like hate speech, just a dumb statement. And I don't agree with the hetero lifestyle. Vaginas? Ewwww *shudders*

Sincerely

A gay

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Re: Just goes to show

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter.

Mines the one with the turd in the left pocket

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Re: Khaptain

It's media and you're commenting on it to others. Add the watering of virtual crops and it sounds like social media...

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Archive of 1.4 BEEELLION credentials in clear text found in dark web archive

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Reminds me of this old gem...

When creating a password:

cabbage

Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

boiled cabbage

Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

1 boiled cabbage

Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

50fuckingboiledcabbages

Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

50FUCKINGboiledcabbages

Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessImmediately

Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessImmediately

Sorry, that password is already in use!

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>> Insert loud headslapping sound here <<

I suspect a lot of people will simply change their passwords from "password1" to "password2" after this...Just to throw off the cyber criminals, you know...

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'DJI Mavic' drone seen menacing London City airliner after takeoff

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Re: depicus

"Why is "ban it" peoples first response to everything"

Theresa May to shortly announce a ban on sugar, trains and christmas tree lights after recent NYC terror attack...

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Google's Project Zero reveals Apple jailbreak exploit

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The question now is...

How will Apple retaliate?

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UK border at risk of exposure post Brexit, warn MPs

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Re: TrumpSlurp the Troll

Jacob Rees Mogg certainly seems the most competent person in parliament. I'm not even worried about his personal views on abortion as he has said he won't force them on others and has proven so by investing in abortion services personally. A man of his word.

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Re: WHAT BREXIT???

We were told a while back that without a decent negotiator we would get a deal neither side would be happy with.

I am not happy with Brexit-Lite

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YouTuber cements head inside microwave oven

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RE: el kabong

Also out of interest, why would you need instructions on how to drill a hole in a bar of soap?

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Disk drive fired 'Frisbees of death' across data centre after storage admin crossed his wires

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Re: Servicing a VCR was like playing with a Hellraiser puzzle box

Did it manage to toast it? Some of us with broken toasters want to know.

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Elon Musk finally admits Tesla is building its own custom AI chips

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All i hear is...

Famous person who decries AI as the end of humanity is building an AI.

Hypocrite or complete idiot.

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Europe Commission thunders: Tech firms must do more to remove extremist content

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Re: Define Extremist content

You don't need a death penalty to kill an enemy combatant in a foreign land with a drone strike. You just need to be able to justify the death to the UN, which has been done in as little as 3 pages by the UK Gov in exactly this situation while killing a Brit fighting for ISIS.

For the record if you go to learn how to fight a war against your own country then i'm all for the country destroying you in a drone strike. That's self defence.

Boom

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Spy-on-your-home Y-Cam cameras removes free cloud storage bit

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Re: re Tigra 07

Hmmm...I guess he is a bad dog...He's only pretending to work as the screen is off.

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I just wanted to comment on that lovely Jack Russell in a christmas jumper...

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Opportunity rover survives Martian winter for eighth time

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Re: Martian Winter

Are you sure? Isn't our only precedent Matt Damon growing potatoes in his own turds on the red planet?

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Mozilla and Yahoo! trade sueballs over Firefox-Google search deal

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Re: RE: Adam

In all likelihood they would have strangled the life out of Google and ended up in the same situation as now.

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RE: Adam

Yahoo should have bought Google when they had the chance. As i recall the asking price was a tiny $1 million...

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Re: Yahoo

As are AOL and Myspace...Dinosaurs of the internet...

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Tech giants at war: Google pulls plug on YouTube in Amazon kit

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WTF?

As an Amazon customer...Fuck Amazon...

I would call this anti-competitive had Amazon not started all this. They launched their Fire sticks and stopped Google selling Chromecasts on Amazon. Now they complain that Google stops Youtube working on Amazon devices...Serves you bloody right you hypocrites.

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Prison hacker who tried to free friend now likely to join him inside

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Meh

Did his intrusion into these systems net him 1600 logins and passwords or did he manage to get that many people to hand their details over willingly?

These people need more training if it's the the latter

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Google Play Protect is 'dead last' at fingering malware on Android

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RE: AC

Different analysis techniques? How many false positives did these security suites also manage? I was expecting at least a mention.

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Re: Ahn Lab coming first ...

The duck-billed platypus is clearly the best animal... It's like it was made from spare body parts.

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Dell forgot to renew PC data recovery domain, so a squatter bought it

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That's a big bloody name...

"www.dellbackupandrecoverycloudstorage.com"

Jeez, what was their first choice?:

www.dellbackupandrecoverycloudstoragewebsiteforwhenyourcomputer goestitsupandyouneedtoredownloadeverythingtofixit.com

What's wrong with www.dell.com/recovery ?

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Apple sprays down bug-ridden iOS 11 with more fixes

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RE: AC

I love lamp.

-Brick

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Re: Interesting isn't it

The three-month-old infant probably didn't have time to breastfeed anyway as they'd have been late for their job at Foxconn making iphones.

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International team takes down virus-spewing Andromeda botnet

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Only i doubt it's door to door...

Sounds like they an Avon-esque malware catalogue they offer and allow you to build your own custom malware like a meal deal...What a world we live in...

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French activists storm Paris Apple Store over EU tax dispute

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Sarcy comment is sarcastic...

"The protesters left the store on the promise of a meeting with Apple management in France within 15 days."

This is how you get a response from Apple Reg =P

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Forget Sesame Street, scientists pretty much watched Big Bird evolve on Galápagos island

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Judging from your image that bird is already on day release tagged? What offence did it commit and was there any attempt to rehabilitate the species into a more law abiding one?

We don't want them going the way of the Magpies...

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BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs

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Maybe i'm just fortunate enough that I can hang up when we have an annoying call or charge more to get rid of them.

Been offering free delivery all day for Black Friday...It's always free, but it results in a lot more sales when people think it's free today only...

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156K spam text-sending firm to ICO: It wasn't us, Commissioner

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RE: Kenny

Beat me to it. A £45K fine is nothing to these vermin. Can we at least put them in stocks and throw old vegetables and fruit at them?

Going home to put some potatoes in the freezer in preparation...

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Clone poster girl Dolly the sheep's arthritis was 'normal for her age'

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Re: Really?

Oi! My ears take offence to that. That's homophonic!

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SurfaceBook 2 battery drains even when plugged in

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Faiiiiiiiil

Up to 17 hours battery life, can't always be charged, "keep an eye on power management settings", "will never completely be depleted".

How...Just how, do you fuck up that badly that even your excuses are contradictory?

Seems like comments from 2 different reps: one saying it's not an issue, and the other apologising.

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Aussie Catholic School forced into hasty cover-up over suggestive Saint

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Re: Dirty minds...

Or the Resident Evil 6 logo...That's clearly bestiality with a giraffe...

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Dirty minds...

Can't believe some people are actually looking at that statue and seeing a loaf of bread...

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Mythical broadband speeds to plummet in crackdown on ISP ads

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Re: I wonder if they will be using the data from all the Sam Knows white boxes?

Sky adverts will no longer have a speed on the adverts due to the amount of throttling. Some days i was unable to use their broadband at all between 6 and 11pm...And i live in a developed town, not the countryside...

Much happier with Virgin these days. Bumpy start, but better than Sky.

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RE:Alister

Just as "unlimited" data has a solid limit in the small print.

The ASA needs to stop letting companies redefine the meanings of our words.

Maybe we can advertise broadband as "full-fibre" or "part-fibre" for this issue?

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Uber: Hackers stole 57m passengers, drivers' info. We also bribed the thieves $100k to STFU

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Re: As a regular Uber user...

Without their license they just appeal and continue working while appeals are going through (Like now in London)

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As a regular Uber user...

Fine the bastards. Fine them high, then fine them some more. Make it really hurt. Oblitterate their finances. Fine them so badly they're still suffering in a few years from now.

The BBC is talking about a £10 million fine. No. Fine them a few Billion. They knew what was happening was wrong and still paid a ransom and covered it up.

Make the fine so high that I have to use regular rip-off taxis again.

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Phone fatigue takes hold: SIM-onlys now top UK market

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RE:werdsmith

Sounds like you want an old Nokia...

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Re: JimmyPage

Better hardware, build quality, battery life (probably) and security?

Buy what makes you happy. I'm still rocking a Pebble Time Steel.

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Re: RE:m0rt

There's been quite a few outbreaks reported, they're just pretty much always in China. Google Play has been largely unaffected.

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London mayor: Self-driving cars? Not without jacked-up taxes, you don't!

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Re: Gimmi Gimmi Gimmi

That's the problem with the left. We're borrowing a huge amount of cash atm, but because it's a bit less than they would they've led a crusade against "austerity" for 7 years.

Eventually the left will run out of other people's money.

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Re: I've never understood...

D. I'm going to bill these plebs for cleaning my moat and duck house...

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Re: RE: MrXavia

There's a pothole on the main road near Great Bridge ASDA that's at least 3 inches deep and the size of a manhole.

It's next to the bus stop too and it's been getting bigger for years. Eventually the council may just decide to build a bridge over it instead of filling it in...

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