* Posts by A K Stiles

814 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jul 2010

One goes up, one stays on the ground and one gets ready: It's a week in space

A K Stiles
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Congratulations to SpaceX

On the successful launch of another Falcon Heavy, the return of the two side-boosters to the landing site, and the successful capture of one of the payload fairing sections, with the other recoverable from the ocean nearby. Just a shame the central first stage didn't make it on to the drone-ship, though it looked like it was pretty close.

Apple strips clips of WWDC devs booing that $999 monitor stand from the web using copyright claims. Fear not, you can listen again here...

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Re: Nothing to see...

Had me confused too (listening to the audio only).

I didn't really hear what was being offered for 49.99 or 59.99 and only when he got to the 'special' mount for "nine ninety nine!" did I realise he was talking in hundreds!

Musk loves his Starlink sat constellation – but astroboffins are less than dazzled by them

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That twitter pic in the middle of the article

The one with the satellite crossing the field of view - that has a date of 2018 so is nothing to do with the recent SpaceX constellation? Although it does demonstrate the kind of issue it could cause.

It's early, I've not had any tea yet, maybe I've missed something?

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Re: Debunked?

Done on your behalf. Please return the favour at some point in the future when I inevitably demonstrate a similar failure to arithmetic.

(Also, upvote for acknowledging your failure in the 'Holy crap' post)

Planes, fails and automobiles: Overseas callout saved by gentle thrust of server CD tray

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Joke

Re: airport security- dangerous things, cake slices

If you didn't like the person who packaged it, you could have done it yourself, or is it a case of immense self-awareness?

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Re: airport security

I suspect the guy by whom I was being checked hadn't read the online description and it didn't say TSA approved anywhere on it. I certainly wasn't in a place and time to argue with him!

Looking at the Q&A on that amazon link it appears I'm nowhere near the only one who has forgotten they even have one and eventually had it confiscated by airport security somewhere in the world.

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Re: airport security

I flew from UK to Brisbane, Australia in 2017, with an unexpected 6 hour stint in a hotel in Dubai. It was only at Brisbane airport, on the flight home, that my Wallet Ninja was confiscated, having been into both BHX and DXB in my wallet without a blink from security...

Ex-student, 52, suing university for AU$3m after PhD rejection destroyed 'sex drive'

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Joke

Without legal aid

Will he be standing up for himself?

I don't think anything is going to come of this.

Dedicated techie risks life and limb to locate office conference phone hiding under newspaper

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Re: Shouty men...

I have frequently attempted to take this approach with whingey / shouty people (men and women), unfortunately I've only once had the support from the management where the shouty / whingey got directed at them. Most of the time the response is "just do what they want to make MY life easier". That one occasion, when I was straight out of Uni and working an admin role, someone fairly senior wanted to get me a bollocking for cocking up some commission payments (which they'd insisted I do). We all trouped into their boss's office, where I explained exactly what had happened. Intermediate boss looked sheepish, top boss looked frustrated, said "thanks, at least somebody knows what's going on - don't do it again, no matter who asks for it.".

Essex named sexiest British accent followed closely by, um, Glaswegian

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only in the "north of the borough".

And when I lived in the Solihull borough, our house had a CV postcode, just for fun by the post office I'm sure.

Techie with outdated documentation gets his step count in searching for non-existent cabinet

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Re: Sick companies self identify

Well that's terribly honest of you!

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Re: So it wasn't his job

The moment the switch wasn't in the required cabinet the favour should have been done. "Sorry, I've spent the requested 5 minutes looking and the docs and the request don't match to reality - I can't interfere without risking bigger problems I can't immediately see, you'll have to go through the proper channels."

A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'

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Except that isn't apocryphal.

I used to work in a place where that was exactly the process involved. High level exec only reads things on paper and wouldn't touch a keyboard himself - that's what his secretary was for.

Hey, those warrantless smartphone searches at the US border? Unconstitutional, yeah? Civil-rights warriors ask court to settle this

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Re: As a non citizen

or where?

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Re: As a non citizen

Did he correct them with "such good English" ?

Clearly not actually a smart thing to do whilst at their ministrations but possibly amusing otherwise.

We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

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Re: Save the date!

Well it's definitely no moon!

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Boffin

Re: 3 football fields?

I thought the default unit of volume was Bulgarian "safety equipment", though it appears that volume is based on grapefruit and weight is more related to the former unit. Though shouldn't that be mass rather than weight, and what % of the MVS(v) is this thing travelling at anyway?

Woke up on Wednesday, expecting a SpaceX launch? Surprise! It got postponed

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Send it on a Russian spacecraft?

"American components, Russian components - all made in Taiwan!"

User secures floppies to a filing cabinet with a magnet, but at least they backed up daily... right?

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Re: Well if the US ships want the Chinese to keep out of the way

In my experience, general office folks were no better at loading tractor feed paper correctly.

I still check the wrapping of the paper reams for the arrow indicating print side, though I haven't seen one for 20+ years.

You can really ruin my productivity with videos like that!

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Re: Well if the US ships want the Chinese to keep out of the way

And why oh why, when they actually do something about a paper out error, do people insist on putting ~20 sheets of paper in the printer tray that is clearly designed to fit a ream of 500?

Aussies, Yanks may think they're big drinkers – but Brits easily booze them under the table

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Re: Misleading Statistics

In a graph of my siblings alcohol consumption you'd see that the younger 50% drinks 100% of the booze. Does it tell you anything significant though?

Only one Huawei? We pitted the P30 Pro against Samsung and Apple's best – and this is what we found

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Re: Nice review

Not to mention - what kind of lunatic spends £900(+) on a Chinese Android phone?

There, FTFY

BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts...

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Re: My OCD is firing up

I was going to suggest that you clearly work in my office, except we don't get the fruit basket, or the yoga balls and the whole water toot isn't on posters but merely spills from the mouths of the slack jaws flapping away in the middle of the large open plan space.

If they really cared about my wellness (or my productivity) they'd give me some walls of my very own (or at least our team) to block out the extremes of idiocy that shower us constantly.

'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin

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or possibly a reference to "Enterprise" ?

Accused hacker Lauri Love loses legal bid to reclaim seized IT gear

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Re: Is this how far we have sunk?

Adversarial between the prosecution and the defense.

The lay magistracy are neither and are not paid for it. They have some regular training in the law (but not qualifications) and sets of strict guidelines to follow with regards behaviour and sentencing.

Techie finds himself telling caller there is no safe depth of water for operating computers

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Header pic

Obviously a stock photo, but I wonder where from? The sockets are British standard style, but the switches are certainly not common here, and the plug is completely the wrong shape, wouldn't accomodate the fuse etc.

The switch shape is similar to Australia, though the sockets are wrong. Perhaps Singapore?

Users fail to squeak through basic computer skills test. Well, it was the '90s

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Re: Not sure...

The problem with mice is that just running it under the tap probably resulted in the case being full of water, containing some lovely electrolytes causing a short, or interfering with the (I expect) optical encoders on the ball rollers.

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Mice are not particularly intuitive

We've just learned to use them because we had to. They were / are the cheapest effective solution for using windowed applications.

Facebook Like, social sharing buttons on your website may land you in GDPR hot water if data goes a-wanderin'

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Re: The Register SM icons

Interesting that (at least on my screen) the reddit, twitter and linkedin icons are all anchor links to a sharing url but the facebook one is 'just' an image, not a link, although the cursor reacts to it so presumably (cba to look) some scripting to do 'stuff' with it when clicked.

Reg at least gets a thumb up for them not being evil tracking things, assuming the above mentioned script isn't doing that...

BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol

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Pint

Sssshhhhhhh!

Woah there Simon! don't give away all of the helldesk secrets!

Beer, 'cos it's Friday, and 5 o'clock somewhere.

Waiter, what's this? SpaceX delivery delayed for a day by moldy food

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Off their food

I wonder if the transition to micro-gravity has the same effect on mice as it does the astronauts, making them feel nauseous for a few days whilst they adapt to the lack of gravity on their stomach etc.

Sorry, we haven't ACLU what happened in sealed 'Facebook decryption' case, but let's find out

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sounds more hermaphrodite than trans...

Pasta-covered cat leads to kid night operator taking apart the mainframe

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Got to love undocumented fixes

A simple sticker pointing out how the jam detection had been disabled could have saved the poor lad from the massive tear-down/rebuild, but obviously everyone 'knew' about it so it wasn't necessary, until someone didn't.

But also, how did it get to the point of having the printer stripped to components (i.e. who authorised it?) before having someone point out the work around?

Merry Christmas, you filthy directors: ICO granted powers to fine bosses for spam calls

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Identity

Now all we have to do is be able to identify the calling organisation. On the odd occasion that I answer a spam call and ask for which organisation they are calling from, that's usually the point they hang up.

I do look forward to the first rounds of directors getting caught with it though!

Bright spark dev irons out light interference

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Headmaster

Re: Have you ever put something apparently useless to good use?

I used to strongly rail against this (and split-infinitives), but it's become so commonplace now that it seems like something against which it is useless to fight.

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Re: Have you ever put something apparently useless to good use?

We only have one wheelie bin (for garden / compostable waste) so I have to just carefully line it up with the kerb edge. The other rubbish goes in bags next to it, where the cats / foxes / corvids can have their way, assuming the waste collection operatives don't achieve the same thing in their attempts to gather all the street's waste into one big heap for when the lorry arrives.

And then they always leave the wheelie bin at some obscure angle in the middle of the drive... or someone else's drive... or the road...

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Re: Have you ever put something apparently useless to good use?

"I got my manager to buy the coffee's once..."

I debated between upvote for the sentiment and downvote for the grocer's apostrophe...

You got the upvote.

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Re: I'm pleased he eventually found the cause of the problem

It didn't exactly take some brass ones to sort that problem, just some steely determination.

Where to implant my employee microchip? I have the ideal location

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Re: Implanted chips

And of course you have to allow for staff members who may not have the requisite appendage into which the chip is specified to be implanted, so do you make all implants be located somewhere like the back of the neck, which makes swiping near the scanner tricky! Never mind the fact that it also gets difficult to double check someone's allowed to be in an area when their id card is embedded under their skin and the picture would be really small!

My hoard of obsolete hardware might be useful… one day

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Re: Just one more thing...

Ah, they'd be the perfect accompaniment to the 87.5m roll of co-axial cable I have in the spares box in the garage (or is it in the loft?)

Can your rival fix it as fast? turns out to be ten-million-dollar question for plucky support guy

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Pint

recompense?

So Ben got a bottle of wine (and continued employment) for $10m of business, and the 'salesman' got how much commission?

(okay it's not a bottle of wine, but it is rapidly heading towards pub-time!)

Apple's launch confirms one thing: It's determined to kill off the laptop for iPads

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Headmaster

Re: Sorry

off topic and grammar pedant:

ensure: make certain of

insure: arrange for compensation in the case of loss

Carry on.

BT, beware: Cityfibre reveals plan to shovel £2.5bn under Britain's rural streets

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Re: Not the 'rural' part of Milton Keynes , apparently

Within the grid of MK and the cityfibre / vodaphone sites say 'No Chance'...

Mostly curious as I currently have a FTTP connection with BT/OR...

Erm... what did you say again, dear reader?

A K Stiles
Headmaster

You were doing so well...

" those with which I believe a one Alistair Dabbs dabbles (SWIDT?) with"

If only you had left off the last "with", you would have crafted a sentence of excellent structure. (Well, that and the errant "a" between "believe" and "one Alistair Dabbs" )

I have to agree though, FoTW can provide some wonderful entertainment.

[edited to remove the suggestion you still had time to edit your post as that time has now expired]

Attempt to clean up tech area has shocking effect on kit

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Re: C

@imanidiot

Only in the pockets? That's not how you wear stockings you know...

Well, the ones in the coat are obviously in the pocket. Where else would I keep my spares?

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Re: C

Well I hope your undergarment proclivities don't cause you too much trauma whilst pumping. (Sorry, is this not a Dabbsy article?)

One vehicle has the cap on a 'string', the other has no cap.

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Re: C

In Blighty, not filling your own car is really the exception to the standard. What we don't have though, is the clip on the pump handle that allows you to walk away whilst the fuel flows. You have to stand there for the 2 minutes holding that lever up, all nicely grounded through the pump. So we're free to wear as many nylon stockings and polyester underpants as we could wish too...

Yes, the one with the 20 denier lace-tops in the pocket, thanks!

Soft eng salaries soar by 25 per cent – and, oh yes, devops is best paid for non-boss techies

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Re: Salary or Package value?

Would you not consider many of those things to be 'other package benefits' then?

Obviously not including the shrewish secretary part!

Sadly never been in a place to have a private bath provided - occasional use of a shared shower perhaps.

Both orgs had several 100+ staff, one a scale of magnitude larger than the other, and both in open plan office spaces of 30-80 people, a bit too much overbearing admin / HR but neither enough to make them hellish experiences.

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Salary or Package value?

It isn't clear whether they've included simple pre-tax money earnings or other package benefits like holidays, health-care, vehicles, travel passes...

I've worked in 2 (UK) jobs several years apart for the same salary number, but one of them had effectively 22 days annual leave (including any compulsory shut-down days, bank holidays extra) whilst the other had effectively 36 days in like for like comparison.

Which of those is better remunerated?

UK.gov's no-deal plans leave HMRC customs, VAT systems scrambling to keep up

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I swear if the UK were a company and the board were acting / making decisions the way the government are, they'd have been sacked by the shareholders or the administrators would have been called in by now...