* Posts by Dagg

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Zuckerberg's absolutely mental: Brain sensors that read YOUR MIND at 100 words a minute

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Big Brother

Danger Will Robinson

Mark Zuckerberg summarized his plan thus: "Give everyone the power to share anything with anyone."

Yea, as long as everything shared goes via farcebork so all that lovely data can be mined and then passed on to the next person with "value added advertisements".

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Silicon Valley tech CEO admits beating software engineer wife, offered just 13 days in the clink

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Re: Beating a woman is infamy

FozzyBear

Have an upvote

What you have stated matches exactly what was found in the Dunedin Longitudinal study.

dunedinstudy.otago.ac.nz

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Re: @Symon

There's nothing antediluvian about corporal punishment no matter how many libtards cry crocodile tears about it.

Yes there is especially when there has been a miscarriage of justice and an innocent person is found guilty. Time inside can to a certain extent be compensated by money. But there is no compensation for murder by death penalty. Same for cutting off body parts.

How would you suggest compensating a innocent person who has "been beaten to within an inch of his life in jail" especially if that beating caused permanent damage / disability?

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Why Firefox? Because not everybody is a web designer, silly

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Re: Developer stupidity

fine-grain cookie management - Sad :-( but you can still block 3rd party cookies from the above settings

No, you can use Settings -> Privacy -> Firefox will "Use custom settings for history" -> [ ] Accept cookies from sites to select individual sites to be excluded. This is just not only 3rd party.

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How to breathe new life into your legacy kit now you've gone hybrid

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DR Cold Standby

The old kit can be very useful as DR cold standby especially if some tool puts a backhoe* through that nice bit of fiber between you and the cloud.

* Could also include various natural disasters earthquakes, floods even bush fires as an example.

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eBay threatens to block Australians from using offshore sellers

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Mushroom

Still will not help hardly normal

Even if you pay the GST it will still be considerably cheaper than the local prices.

As far as I'm concerned I will no longer buy anything from harvey norman. Screw them!

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Burger King's 'OK Google' sad ad saga somehow gets worse

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FAIL

Re: Correction!

At least a Whopper is a decent burger

You what! That burger in the picture looks like no whopper that I've ever been served, it isn't sagging or leaking liquid and you can actually see some green stuff in it (I assume that it is lettuce..).

Looking at that photo gave me a real "Falling down" moment!

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Who really gives a toss if it's agile or not?

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Re: 'Agile' means nothing at this point. Unless it means terrible software.

Then you spend weeks/months going back and forth between the business and technology teams with both sides hating you for just doing your job.

That just means you aren't actually doing your job. The whole thing about being a BA is being a Business Analyst which mean working out what are the actual problems and pain points of the business. Being a BA is NOT just passing on a solution that has been requested by a customer.

I am qualified as BA and have worked as a BA and the first thing you learn (if you don't you are an idiot) is that humans all ways define the problem in what they perceive as the solution.

<Trainer Mode>

A little example is the person who comes into the shop looking for a star shaped piece of glass to fix a broken window.

So instead of giving a set of requirements to the build team defining a star shaped piece of glass the actual requirements are "Replace Window" simple.

<End Trainer mode/>

If as a BA all you do is pass through what the client asks for then you deserve all the shit you cop.

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Unhappy

Re: 'Agile' means nothing at this point. Unless it means terrible software.

Everything is 'agile', because that's the best case for terrible lazy programmers, even if they're using a completely different methodology.

Worst are the lazy BAs who can't get their shit together to actually put functional and non functional requirements together. All they do if wait for something to appear then say "That's not what I wanted". Maybe if they had pulled finger out and actually defined the requirements they would actually get what they wanted first time through without wasting all the time and money.

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Mushroom

Re: 'What's Real and What's for Sale'...

Technically 'agile' just means you produce working versions frequently and iterate on that.

No, technically agile means having no clue as to what is required and to evolve the requirements as you build. All well and good if you have a dicky little web site but if you are on a very / extremely large project with fixed time frame and fixed budget you are royally screwed trying to use agile as there is no way you can control scope.

Hell under agile no one has any idea what the scope is!

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Prisoners built two PCs from parts, hid them in ceiling, connected to the state's network and did cybershenanigans

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Trollface

Re: What next?

Nah, the next rehabilitation program will be the stripping and recycling of nuclear weapons....

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Unhappy

Re: They would have got away with it

Anything server from Microsoft is useless in my view.

Me thinks you are a tad arrogant, I have a mix of Windoze and linux at home and I've got a problem

My broadband maxed out, first thought was one of those bloody windoze systems has "got" something. But after disconnecting the various system it turns out the culprit is my Debian video recorder.

So careful who you blame...

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Dr Hannah Fry: We need to be wary of algorithms behind closed doors

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Pint

The Computer says "No!"

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Amid new push to make Pluto a planet again... Get over it, ice-world's assassin tells El Reg

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Pluto Also tidally locked to Neptune

It has the same orbit period and crosses in and out of Neptunes orbit which means if it is promoted back to a planet it means that and Neptune and it will be swapping between planet position 7 and 8.

Pluto is is also not on the ecliptic....

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AT&T ready to trial latest attempt at pumping internet over power lines

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Mushroom

Death by QRM

That's it total death of radio, AM and SW will be completely useless.

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Make America, wait, what again? US Army may need foreign weapons to keep up

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Childcatcher

Re: Military-industrial 101

Things like WiFi

You mean WiFi as invented by the Australian CSIRO.....

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FM now stands for 'fleeting mortality' in Norway

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Ditch AM, FM, DAB and DAB+. And analogue TV (we're still doing NOTHING with those frequencies, right?)

Allocate the frequencies to 3G/4G/5G.

Yea, right. During the Black Saturday bush fires in Victoria Australia the 3G/4G/5G was the first communication infrastructure to fail. At least with old style AM you have the geographic coverage from a single transmitter without the requirements for repeaters.

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My fortnight eating Blighty's own human fart-powder

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Coat

Re: Ginsters

Everyone's mum makes the best food :)

No way, mine was Scottish and everything was either deep fried, boiled to oblivion (20m or more) or burnt. You should have seen her steak eggs and chips. The steak was black and hard, the egg was rubbery and chips, well it is quite difficult to stuff up chips but there were times when they were so crisp.

As least my dutch father could cook.

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Those online ads driving you bonkers are virtually 'worthless for brands'

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Devil

Re: Puzzled - A Case Study

Tramp: UK, so glad we have a temperate climate and non-invasive fauna.

What about the greater british CHAV...

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Virgin America mid-flight panic after moron sets phone Wi-Fi hotspot to 'Samsung Galaxy Note 7'

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Big Brother

Re: I say let him walk home NOW

sometimes human stupidity just seems to know no bounds

The universe is finite human stupidity is infinite..

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Strong non-backdoored encryption is vital – but the Feds should totally be able to crack it, say House committees

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Re: Bah!

Really the only practical move is to make it so that the content at the comms endpoints is accessible (on warrant) to the right good guys.

The issue is "who are the good guys" outside of america it is NOT the FBI, CIA various merician state agencies etc...

Even inside merica who really trust the government?

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It's round and wobbles, but madam, it's a mouse pad, not a floppy disk

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Coat

People sometimes "correct" me for looking both ways when crossing a one-way street.

In Melbourne Australia looking both ways is a must as the concept of a one way street is just that, it makes no difference to the average drivers and that even includes the local coppers.

Admittedly there are many inner city roads that could do with better signage. But the local councils don't appear to want to spend the money.

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Galileo! Galileo! Galileo! Galileo! Galileo fit to go: Europe's GPS-like network switches on

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Coat

Re: Meh!

Accuracy of the US... ~1.5 meters. UK 1 meter. (But your Maps and Nav systems are only good to 1.5 meters anyway. )

In New Zealand it can be up to 5 metres out, it just depends on how much the last earth quake moved the land around.

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Disney sued in race row: Axed IT workers claim jobs went to H-1B hires

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Re: Disney is depicable

In this case someone with power (Disney) laid off employees and then replaced them with people based on their nation of origin (India).

But is this considered racist? My father in law was indian but white as. Would it be racist if they had laid off the employees and replaced them with people based on their nation of origin (Canada)?

Or is it only racist if they laid off the white employees and replaced then with those of indian race.

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A single typo may have tipped US election Trump's way

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Big Brother

Re: @Ivan4

I'd still think it was somewhat troubling that a foreign power had interfered with it.

Try the New Zealand election just after NZ went nuclear free in the 1980, strangest NZ election ever, way more like a US election with mud slinging character assassination etc. The US got the government changed from labour to national but even the nationals were not up to reversing the nuclear stance. Next election everything was back to normal.

So what goes around comes around... Ha Ha

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Trollface

Re: legitimate/illegitimate

Email can be a terrible way to communicate.

Still better than something like slack

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Fatal flaw found in PricewaterhouseCoopers SAP security software

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Mushroom

Re: Because PWC is run by accountants and management consultants

Any good technologists got sold off to IBM when PWC got rid of PWCC.

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Take that, creationists: Boffins witness birth of new species in the lab

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FAIL

Re: Why try to 'convince' creationists?

If we do away with religion, we do away with so much history, culture, music, literature and drama that we'd pauper ourselves as a society in the process.

@Kiwi, we have done that all ready! As far as you are concerned the ONLY religion that is acceptable is Christianity. What about all the followers of other religions that the Christians have either killed or converted. They have lost their history, culture, music, literature and drama. Or, is it just that their history etc is not valid and that only your god is valid and everything else is wrong.

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FAIL

Re: Get with the program!

Actually the lion belongs to the genus Canis

Massive Fail.

The lion (Panthera leo) is one of the big cats in the genus Panthera and a member of the family Felidae.

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Trump's taxing problem: The end of 'affordable' iPhones

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Mushroom

Re: I am Mad

I guess all I can do now is go to Canada, where is that immigration portal.

Crashed!

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McDonald's sues Italian city for $20m after being burger-blocked

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Pint

Re: The real reason

disgustedoftunbridgewells

Yea, all the foreign crap beer like old hen, whatneys, marstens, newcastle brown etc they keep trying to serve at mega expensive imported beer prices.

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Self-driving cars doomed to be bullied by pedestrians

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Re: I called it a couple of weeks back.

Cheapest and best option yet : a solid white line 3ft* out from the kerb, stencil a bicycle within every 100 yards* or so and NO PARKING. At all.

Won't work in Melbourne, it will end up full of parked cars especially expensive German cars.

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Trollface

The obvious solution is to visually identify the robot cars (similar to cop cars) so they can be played with safely . Anything less would be criminal endangerment of pedestrians!

Aah, a new sport, Disguise a normal car as a robot car and go hunting for idiots.

Your defence was "They just jumped out in front of me you honour and I did not have enough time to react!"

The tree of life is self pruning....

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Mercedes answers autonomous car moral dilemma: Yeah, we'll just run over pedestrians

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Re: Do not be so mean to merc drivers

@Gene Cash

You missed the sarcasm tags..

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The exploding Note 7 is no surprise – leaked Samsung doc highlights toxic internal culture

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FAIL

Re: Business as usual then

" I guess the labor laws in South Korea are a bit behind"

Same in australia, Coles, 7-eleven, grilld are good examples of how to abuse your employees.

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Student software finds new Minor Planet found way out beyond Pluto

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Coat

It is a reef of space

Mines the one with the spaceling in the pocket.

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18 seconds that blacked out South Australia

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-0.9s two wind farms drop out -192MW

The fact that two wind farms that would be geographically separated drop out within 0.1 of a second indicates that a lot more was going on. Whatever caused them to drop out would also be the trigger to cause the interconnect to also drop out.

It appears to me that if you are going to overload a wind farm it will drop out hence both going at the same time followed closely by the interconnect.

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Working wind turbines won't help...

It would appear that SRAS1 start-up failed due to a software issue

Haha M$ strikes again! DEATH BY BSOD.

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Re: That table actually tells us why Turnbull is right

Are you contending that if the wind farms had not been built, and new or existing power stations had been in their place the blackout wouldn't have occurred?

It doesn't matter how many new power stations that SA had if the feeders dropped out and disconnected them from the grid. It is not normal practice to place a coal fired power station in the middle of the city, it would be placed closest to the coal fields. Say at the end of a 275 kV feeder...

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Re: RET plan

Why is nuclear power not even considered in Oz, considering the amount of Uranium we dig up?

Because it costs considerable amounts of money to build and run nuclear power stations. Australia may have the ore but it has nothing to turn it into fuel for a reactor.

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Re: That table actually tells us why Turnbull is right

No it doesn't, how many MW was lost when the three 275 kV distributors dropped out. That would have caused more of a pull from victoria than any wind farm drop down.

The direct contributing factor was the loss of the distributors... not the wind farms.

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Windows updates? Just trust us, says Microsoft executive

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Flame

Re: El Reg sat down with....? Wow!

you think i'm going to show my fucking parents the difference between Xfce or GNOME or KDE and play "find the start bar" for them

Yea, I'm sick to death of trying to explain to my friends and family where everything has disappeared to in windoze8 and windoze 10. The standard comment was why did they change it? I can't find anything anymore. etc.

With the UI change especially to W8 it might have been easier to move my friends to linux as from their point of view both UIs are nothing like they used before.

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These diabetes pumps obey unencrypted radio commands – which is, frankly, f*%king stupid

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Pint

Re: Unhappy luddite

Yeah, but the outcomes are pretty unpredictable.

Not at all! The more beer the uglier the result.

Beer helping ugly people breed since forever.

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Flame

Re: And people wonder why I don't trust modern technology!

I have no problems with the concept of modern technology it it just the way some f*ckwits implement it. Seriously what the f*ck where the thinking sending anything in the clear! Absolute bloody tools, this is basically criminally negligent.

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Google 'screwed over' its non-millennials – now they can all fight back

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Windows

Age and treachery

Will always over come youth and beauty. The icon says it all <G>

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Re: Hmmm....

No IBM has methods to get rid of you from there as well.... Been there have the scars!

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Sudden explosion in reports of exploding phones

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Mushroom

Re: Okay... let me be the first to ask...

As it was in the back pocket he might have been "clenching it wrong" instead!

Nah, I recon he dropped the S.B.D. from hell. icon says it all...

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Good God, we've found a Google thing we like – the Pixel iPhone killer

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Big Brother

Re: How long until Google decides ...

..."unlimited cloud storage for free" will not be unlimited or free?

Of course it is free, paid for by the NSA...

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'Google tax' already being avoided, says Australian Tax Office

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FAIL

But, But they are lawyers...

There was a letter in the local paper that stated that politician needed to be lawyers to allow then to create laws.

Guess what, they probably ended up as politicians as they were crap lawyers.

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