* Posts by goldcd

817 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jul 2010

Who's behind the Kodi TV streaming stick crackdown?

goldcd

Home streaming is killing..

I can't think of any of the previous "clampdowns" that ever did anything to help "the industry"

I humbly think it's just a nice little money-maker for those eternally doing the clamping down, and gives the industry the misguided feeling that they can simply halt the progress of technology and consumption.

RAF pilot sent jet into 4,000ft plummet by playing with camera, court martial hears

goldcd

Re: The joy of shutterstock...

I can here many of them running towards the delete button, right now

Mumsnet ordered to give users' real life IDs and messages to plastic surgeon they criticised

goldcd

Re: "Penis Beaker"

I read that throughout the chain of comments as "BReaker"

I new Mumsnet was a strange place, but.. I was intrigued.

How Lexmark's patent fight to crush an ink reseller will affect us all

goldcd
WTF?

We're still printing?

I mean that seriously.

'Exploding e-cig cost me 7 teeth, burned my face – and broke my sink!'

goldcd

A "Twisted Vapers RDA" is just the "tank"

i.e. bit where the eliquid is heated up by a bit of wire.

Whats of much more interest is the unmentioned "mod" - the bit your screw the tank to, provides the current, and actually contains the battery.

Putting the 'Port' in Portal: Old-school fan brings game to Apple II

goldcd

Decides to spend week porting Portal?

He was staying with the in-laws, wasn't he?

Happy birthday: Jimbo Wales' sweet 16 Wikipedia fails

goldcd

Yes, but to echo a comment a few up

This isn't particularly new or unique to wikipedia - scientific papers have always been a bit incestuous and peer-review by other experts competing in the field, causes the odd bit of revenge work.

Stepping back to something more popular - "5 fruit and/or veg a day" or "8 glasses or water" - all complete tosh that's endlessly re-fed to us.

Only difference now with anybody being able to bang in an update and fewer journalists being asked to bang out more and more, the loop is just getting tighter.

Smart guns are a neat idea on paper. They'll never survive reality

goldcd

I'm anti-gun, but can still never see it working

for a start, what crimes would a smart-lock actually prevent?

Most people shot with guns were meant to be shot with a gun by the person firing the gun - so they're still all in play.

Then the suicides - unless you say build in a 24 hour delay.

The only obvious one I can see are children accidentally killed whilst playing - but if you can't be bothered securing your gun, you ain't going to be buying this.

Or maybe it would encourage people to simply leave their guns lying around?

Encouraging theft maybe? Pretty sure it wouldn't take more than 30 mins with a drill to return the gun to free-fire.

Fringe cases "when the gun is wrestled out of your hand" - well if you didn't have a gun in the first place, that one goes away.

Oh I'll stop waffling on now, but it's all a bit silly.

Microsoft sued by staff traumatized by child sex abuse vids stashed on OneDrive accounts

goldcd

and don't take a job

where your entire purpose is to look at the dregs of humanity.

Reg straps on goggles from upstart that wants to 'democratize' VR

goldcd

I bought myself a Vive for Christmas

My wife still disagrees as to the value of this purchase, but let's put that to one side for now (and hope she eventually will).

There's seated VR where you can sit in place and can look around - which is fun, but not really revolutionary. Your head replaces a stick on your joypad.

Then there's "Full Room VR" where you get to wander about, and when it works, is a revelation.

I know most of you reading this are cynics and without trying it yourself, I'm unlikely to win you over, but please, please try it.

Tilt-Brush, the MS-paint of VR art, allows you to wave you hand in the air to draw a 3-dimensional squiggle.

You then take a pace forward and look at this 3D thing from another angle. It just sits there. Floating in imaginary space. You can walk around your squiggle, put your head through it, it's mesmerizing, *this is VR*

The low level tech that supports this is pretty irrelevant (inside out/inside in etc) - what actually matters is the physical space you have available, and at least in suburban-UK that space is going to cost you way more than the tech you choose to map yourself into it.

Dieselgate: VW pleads guilty, will cough up $4.3bn, throws 6 staff under its cheatware bus

goldcd

I'm imagining

hand over the microphone

a glance off stage into the wings

mouthing of "where the fuck were our lobbyists?"

For Fark's sake! Fark fury follows 5-week ad ban for 5-year-old story

goldcd

Image is one click away

on the linked blog post

How Apple exploded Europe's crony capitalism

goldcd

To be fair, as "never an owner of an iPhone"

I'd still f'in love visual voicemail.

Not really something I have to use much any more, but there is still egregious voicemail fuck-wittery out there.

Three spring to mind. Any chance of that little GSM standard voicemail icon? Oh no, you just send me a text at some random future time, alerting me to the fact I missed a call whilst I was sat with all-the-bars on my phone

goldcd

I loathe Apple BUT

I loathe telcos more.

Bestest thing Apple ever did for all of us, was firmly put telcos in their place as the big dumb pipes they screamed at us they weren't.

Alright, Apple stood on the shoulders of GSM, but they took that ball and ran with it.

This'll be the next thing Trump crows about: Apple assembling servers on American soil

goldcd

I'm not sure plugging Chinese manufactured x into Chinese manufactured y

a few thousand times, counts as a "skilled IT job"

Don't believe the 5G hype! £700m could make UK's 4G better than Albania's

goldcd

I prefer

"There is a danger government could spend all the money on X, as a lot aren't Y experts." Consequently many could be relying on advice from the industry hype machine."

How Rogue One's Imperial stormtroopers SAVED Star Wars and restored order

goldcd

Oh - I thought that one was better..

(probably due to her round young face, rather than his craggy old one)

Ad-slinger Turn caught with its hand in Verizon's 'supercookie' jar

goldcd

Can't help but this is still all on Verizon.

They made the drug, and now we're picking on the addicted consumers of it.

Why does Skype only show me from the chin down?

goldcd

Internet Fan Outs

Are still in use in the world of fibre.

Should you not feel up to splicing your own cables, you can buy a bundle of optical fibre with a socket on the end, where they all terminate.

So you do you connect to a single one of these fibres? You put a fan out on the end - one big socket on the cable, and a bunch of sockets on the other end for each of the individual fibres.

Give us encrypted camera storage, please – filmmakers, journos

goldcd

Well I'm going to keep sir sitting here

until he gets somebody to email him the private key.

Encrypting your emails is fine. If it gets seized I just sent it again.

If I'm holding the email in my hand when it's seized, it's a bit more problematic..

Not to say it's not helpful, but I can't see encryption actually being *that* helpful - oh, and then Nikon have to deal with people with a card of 'great shots' that they can't access for blah blah.

*Should* you want this functionality, I'd have thought maybe a fancy SD card.

It encrypts data and writes to a hidden partition, that doesn't consume capacity from the main fake partition (so be careful not to take more shots than the card can hold).

Then at home, have a USB adaptor with the key built in. When you drop the card in, it looks to see if any of the 'unwritten free space' makes an image, if you try to decrypt it.

Beancounter nicks $5m from bosses, blows $1m on fantasy babe Kate Upton's mobe game

goldcd

I call bullshit.

You're *really* trying to tell me that one person dropped a million dollars on "in-game-diamonds" (or whatever it uses).

really?

REALLY?

Fitbit picks up Pebble, throws Pebble as far as it can into the sea

goldcd

Fitbit sell many devices that last more than a day.

Plus - I swear (and I know this isn't going to be popular here) - they are a nice company.

Anecdotal evidence #1:

I had an old-school fitbit, clip-on step tracker. I came home one day and found it was missing from my belt. I walked out my front door and actually saw a car drive over it, where it had fallen off in the road.

I mailed them to ask if I could just buy a new fitbit unit (I had the dock, I'd paid them, and was hoping I could get a new fitbit itself relatively cheaply). A punt.

They asked for a photo of the mangled unit - and then sent me an entirely complete replacement retail pack free. Didn't even charge me for the postage.

As a paradigm of customer service - "You ran a car over our product, and we'll replace it entirely gratis" - well I've never ever had any other company come close to that insane level of customer service.

I was also an owner of a kickstarter pebble, which I loved to bits, before I disgracefully jumped ship to an Android-wear moto watch.

Bluntly, I like both companies, and hope that with this merger, they survive.

Citizens Advice slams 'unfair' broadband compensation scheme

goldcd

Seems to make sense.

If Openreach have failed to deliver something to you, you don't complain to them - you complain to your ISP that your have your contract with.

Your ISP has to pay somebody to answer your call, apologize for the f'up, sort out another engineer if needed - all stuff entirely out of their control and directly the fault of Openreach..

Yes, it's annoying that you've been messed about and don't have your broadband - but it's not actually costing you money to complain, unlike it does for your ISP to answer.

Now my all means try to get your ISP to give you something for the inconvenience, but you're not entitled to all of what Openreach paid them.

Tobacco giant predicts the end of smoking. Panic ensues

goldcd

It's the problem all campaigners have

Your job is as equally tied to the "problem" as your notional enemy.

However your "enemy" can diversify into anything they want.

Pick your battles carefully, be "against cancer" or "rising sea-levels" - not anti "smoking" or "hydrocarbon CO2".

Allows you to pivot on your target, without coming across as a self-serving crank.

I mean ffs, some of us still like smoking - but pro-cancer is thin on the ground. The only reason you wouldn't appeal to the broader market is because there are already big-boys there. You went niche, and you're reaping.

Kids' Hour of Code turns into a giant corporate infomercial for kids

goldcd

I loved computers

My parents didn't (I think mainly was actually my grandmother, an ex-teacher, who thought they were evil).

I hit a run of Christmas presents that were "not what I'd asked for".

Anyway, to my point. Yes - I wanted one to play games with, but I did try out my half-arsed coding on them. My first real qualification in IT, was when I did my Masters (couple of weeks of java and rdbms).

I now work in IT.

If I had a point, it's that I see no issue with children playing games, or staring at a screen within reason.

What's important is to make them see that they can put something they've made onto that screen.

To switch subject:

Children read books for the stories initially.

They are then asked to just stick something down on a piece of paper (What I did over the weekend) etc.

Then they're asked to read books that are well written, and maybe write down why they think they're well written.

Then they're asked to take that and apply it to what they read.

Whole point of this, is to initially show them something that they enjoy - and then show them how they could make something like that themselves.

That, is education.

Why I just bought a MacBook Air instead of the new Pro

goldcd

I've issue with the OLED Strip as an innovation

If it's "for contextual keys" - presuming you use the app regularly, htf are commands on the OLED better than simply knowing what each of the F-keys does?

If it's to be used an analogue input, well then that surely belongs on the trackpad?

goldcd

I am slightly incredulous

as to why their stock hasn't vanished down the pan.

They have enough money to try/do "ANYTHING THEY COULD IMAGINE"

And yet.. their latest innovation seems to be to piss people off by ONLY supporting type-c (after others) and adding as an expensive option the OLED F-key replacement slider (Lenovo previously tried and canned).

goldcd

A fair response.

I shudder to think what might have even influenced you towards a Chromebook - although I'm in no position to criticise - having switched my phone from "a long line of rooted/hacked-to-F androids, to a 128GB Pixel XL. This being an Android phone that embraces every criticism I've made of Apple and matches it both in restriction and price (and I let my employer pay for it, as it *should* "just work").

I'll recant my previous ideology, along with Google - there is a place for locked down.

I do feel my PC has different "success-criteria" than my phone though.

Currently I have my work laptop - a perfectly pleasant Elitebook, with a docking station that works (looking at you Dell & Lenovo).

I have my personal PC - a frankenstein creation for Gaming, Coding, RAID, anything else that takes my whim and has evolved over the years, irrespective of the whims of the market.

I have tablets for watching stuff as I lie in bed (went through the Nexus, now a lovely cheap nVidia model - really out of anything I've mentioned here, only thing I can unconditionally recommend).

What I no longer have, is a "personal laptop".

I used to. I've had thinkpads, I've had alienwares, but came to the realisation that I hated them all.

They didn't have the utility of a tablet, nor the flexbility of a desktop.

Bluntly, expensive and then continual annoyance.

Where I think the future (and apple should go) is to embrace modularity and integration.

Sell a Pro Laptop (decent CPU, and sockets for memory/storage).

Sell a non-portable companion (RAID box, GPU enclosure ~ Razer Core on Steroids) - something you can connect to your laptop with one wire and gives you the benefit of a desktop.

Do something with software (Apple software is utterly utterly shite) - Use sync & cloud to minimize the disruption when your Core and Companion aren't physically connected. This appear to be an utter ball-ache in say the Razer/Windows world, but in an all-Apple ecosystem is much easier.

goldcd

I don't think they've lost it..

..they're just continuing along the path they've been on for many years.

If I had to sum it up "solder, not sockets"

I do think they've been riding on people blindly buying, and maybe "excusing" previous decisions, but definitely feels that a line got crossed with this release.

Mainly as this had "Pro" in the name. Maybe the non-Pro people like simplicity, but this is for the "Pros", who might suddenly need a shitload of memory for their 4K-360-VR-Whatever pipeline in 2 years time.

To me at least, that final straw was "I buy your latest iPhone and your latest laptop - and you want more money to actually plug them together".

That's the very antithesis of their previous "just works [as long as you buy our stuff only]"

goldcd

I can understand

buying the air as a stop-gap, and rolling the dice that they'll actually put out a real pro next time (how long do you think the wait will be this time?)

However, I'm slightly bemused why you didn't just jump ship now.

By jumping ship, I most certainly don't mean picking up an MS thingie (that's nearly as locked down as what you're running away from).

I read the article as a paean to an age where you could buy something well built and then upgrade it incrementally as your needs increased.

Bluntly - why not just buy a nice laptop, with a nice CPU, a nice screen and sockets you can clip upgraded memory and storage into? It's what you had before and clearly what you want.

Mac book, whoa! Apple unveils $300 design tome

goldcd

They can't help themselves, can they?

*CLEARLY* this is designed to be solely flopped out on the veneer of your local apple-store, to add some interest. Although maybe would have been wise to remove the 2nd-"samey"-half.

Selling it though?

Kind-of misses the point. I personally would love to get an insight into Apple's industrial design process - the people, the motivations, the conflicts, the resolutions - blunty what would make it interesting.

"Here's what we made".. that's not interesting, and devalues the process. Sure, "Steve liked it", is a process - but maybe a bit of vision would be of benefit in these cynical times.

Navy STEALS? US sailors dispute piracy claim

goldcd

The reporting sounds fine.

1) The Navy bought licenses to install on 38 machines

2) The Navy asked the publisher to remove the per-machine restriction on the software

(and I can see why they might, key validation in the middle of a war is possibly an unnecessary risk).

3) The publisher did remove the restriction at the Navy's request.

4) The Navy then distributed the software over a ~bazillion machines, once the restriction had been removed.

5) It all seems to pivot (unless a license agreement can be produced by the Navy) on their ability to install this software on anything they wanted being synonymous with their legal right to install it on anything they wanted.

Security bods find Android phoning home. Home being China

goldcd

I don't see espionage

just good old-fashioned capitalism at work.

If you find yourself with an OS you haven't paid for - you should maybe question why it was free.

I'm a long-term Android user, and as such have accepted that I'm being subsidised by Google, and I'm OK with this. I benefit from the data-mining. Really quite nifty to be able to shout at my daydream headset to "show my photos of San Francisco" and see my geo-tagged holiday from 5 years ago, or slightly more disturbingly "show me pictures of Percy" and see pictures of my black moggy... actually I'm still bemused how they do this.. but impressive none the less.

Where I have concerns is where this information spreads beyond google. Not that I trust them, but I get a benefit and know they'll be sued to oblivion if they say record & publicly post my incognito browsing history.

Once you start using a third-party-rolling of AOSP, then well you might save a few quid upfront, but be careful..

Reg meets 'Lokihardt', quite possibly the world's best hacker

goldcd

They do

and they don't find them.

Mainly as they won't pay the internal staff to the levels they will external folks, so it follows the better folks go external.

Race for wireless VR headset heats up

goldcd

Eye-tracking is the breakthrough we need

Or more specifically, that and dynamic rendering, that can shift processing to where you're actually looking, and leave the rest of the image a blur in your periphery.

Rendering something you're not looking at is pretty wasteful.

goldcd

Google daydream doesn't require a naked phone

I had a panic moment that it did - but quite happily accepts my Pixel XL with a Rhinoshield bumper on it.

Quite deliberate, as they seem to be aiming to allow it to accept all manner of phones shortly.

Downside is, that unlike the dedicated doodads, I can actually see pixels outside of the thingie - but I'll trade a bit of inefficiency for compatibility.

Google's new VR Daydream View will cripple your phone

goldcd

*flicks V's at fate*

Nope - just been playing with it again "Device overheating, please close app"

:'(

goldcd

Got mine today

Just used it for maybe 30 mins with an XL... and no issues at all.

Phone certainly got warm - but no throttle, shutdown etc.

Wonder if it's an issue with the regular non-XL (same hardware, held in a smaller "radiator" with less sticking outside of the Daydream?

I'm actually pretty impressed with it. Was cursing my idiocy for coughing up for what I suspected was a "well made cardboard" - but works well and the little controller is quite marvellous.

Does make you look like an utter tool though.

A British phone you're not embarrassed to carry? You heard that right

goldcd

What is this vanilla android

you speak of?

Not as if you can just copy AOSP onto it.

Survey finds 75% of security execs believe they are INVINCIBLE

goldcd

I can't help but think, if I were a security exec

who answered that question as "non-invincible", there's a fair chance I'd be replaced pretty sharpish with one that could "answer the question correctly"

Three-commas Thiel expresses love for himself, Trump and downtrodden millionaires

goldcd

Why he's doing it? A hard question

How he's doing it? Much easier - he's got a shit-tonne-pile-o'cash.

If Thiel did not have a giga-hoard-o'spondoolies, then this story wouldn't be here.

Backing Hogan I could respect him for - it was to my liberal sensibilities reprehensible and I'd give a nod to anybody who underwrote him.

Actually, I think that's maybe my point - you can admire the actions of people, without having to like or completely agree with the person. It's.. well sortof how society works.. and well 'people'.. my own mother drives me up the wall, and I believe my brother voted for Brexit.

Did the Dalai Lama wear Gucci? - well frankly I don't give a toss, as I don't have the responsibility of judging him as a person.

Short of running for president, none of this matters (god help me, if I was judged on my whims).

Now when you run for president though..

Finally, that tech fad's over: Smartwatch sales tank more than 50%

goldcd

I can do the wrist flick in my 1st gen Moto 360

The issue as I see it is "I'm a person who will buy a smartwatch and did" and "my current smartwatch is absolutely fine for what I want" - going to take something really special (or catastrophic death) to make me upgrade.

Garmin is interesting though - my newly running addicted colleague spent some horrific amount on a Garmin Fenix something - which is light-years ahead of my watch (if you like running).

My take is Apple went in way too fast and high-end on their watch, and now can't do anything too different without alienating their 1st gen buyers. Google is just sitting back and seeing how it all pans out and whether there really is a mass-market out there.

Garmin just went hell-for-leather in making the best fitness watch - and frankly can't see anybody touching them and their ecosystem they've built around it (and maybe more importantly Apple or Google taking that market ever as they both pissed around in the non-existent middle-ground).

Microsoft boffins: Who needs Intel CPUs when you've got FPGAs?

goldcd

Agreed

But it's surely only now with cloudy server-farms we've had enough chips doing the same thing to make it worthwhile to setup the FPGA instead of just throwing more x86 at the problem.

Hey! spies! Get! in! here! and! explain! this! Yahoo! email-scanning! 'kernel! module!'

goldcd

HTF still uses Yahoo for anything?

Seriously?

I've mentally pegged them with lycos, altavista & geocities

Early indications show UK favouring 'hard Brexit', says expert

goldcd

Well let's all just hope this is "strategy"

We need some of that, as the alternative of "being made an example of" doesn't strike me as appealing.

Y'know that ridiculously expensive Oculus Rift? Yeah, it just got worse

goldcd

Oh go on

Get it.

It'll make the Christmas of 2 people at least.

goldcd

Everything they're doing would be fine

If they had a monopoly.

As it stands Sony are going to wipe up the mid-range. Leaving Oculus & Vive at the high end.

I genuinely can't see a single reason not to go with the Vive, presuming you're OK with Steam (which I love to bits, despite vehemently hating it when it first rocked up).

Putting aside the political stuff - high end VR is not a large market. To then deliverabtely wall yourself into half of a very small space, then fragment internally with those that can look, and maybe wave arms & maybe walk about..

On the bright side, Vive's still sat in my shopping basket waiting for me to get sufficiently drunk enough that I don't think my wife will kill me - and who wouldn't like to see Facebook get a bloody nose?

Bloke gets six years in slammer after fessing up to £4.75m tax scam

goldcd

Can't help but think as I type this

There's somebody reading this thinking "I really should stop about now"

Good God, we've found a Google thing we like – the Pixel iPhone killer

goldcd

Yep - this is the phone to convert iOS users

My issue is that it's " the phone to convert iOS users" and not really the phone their existing market actually wanted.

And their conversion strategy was to make something that looks the same but is "slightly better" in every way.

Bluntly I can't see anybody switching to Android solely on the basis of a slightly better camera, battery, VR experience, voice activated assistant and all the rest. It might be better, but you need to offer more to get people to switch their existing OS.

As an existing Android user, I just feel "nice specs", but most of the features are software, which will be shortly available on equivalent phones costing half the price.

In summary I have no issue with the continuation of the 'Pixel' range representing high-end google stuff - what I resent is the killing of the Nexus brand.

Premier League Sky card crims ordered to cough up nearly £1m

goldcd

I am also confused

but mainly around how they managed to criminally profit more, than Sky lost..

Surely it's supposed to go the other way - e.g. Sky lost a million and they made a criminal profit of 1/2 a million.