* Posts by Lester Haines

1674 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Jul 2010

Vulture 2 trigger triggers serious head-scratching

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Re: What about this?

Interesting.

Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Mealy pudding v migas

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Re: Deathmatch

I like the look of pierogi. I'll add it to the list.

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Re: first car reviews, now cookery?

Yes. We'll be presenting our SPB Spring-Summer 2012 collection next week. I'll send you one of our dresses, if you fancy giving it a whirl.

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Re: Get it right!

I stand corrected.

LOHAN starts to feel the barometric pressure

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Re: Low pressure ignition

Thanks for the advice. We'll see how our REHAB test goes. Assuming we're using a bigger motor, what's your opinion of Magnelite igniters?

Watchdog bites bar over 'offensive' Facebook ad

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Re: Re: Sir

Good effort.

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Re: Re: Sir

It's "Cumdribble Bold Caps", isn't it?

US dope farmer in Walmart rattlesnake chomp shock

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News of the World 2

I note you posted your first comment on El Reg in May 2011. Trust me, the downward spiral of quality and inexorable rise in sensationalism started way before that, if other, long-serving commentards are to be believed.

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Re: IT angle?

Oh dear.

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Re: Re: copy editor fail

Er no, I certainly meant monolith. As regards the "turd in a punchbowl", though, nothing to do with me guv.

Post-pub nosh deathmatch

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Post-pub nosh deathmatch

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Vote now for the worst movie NEVER made

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Re: 2/10 - must try harder

Yes, and then report to the Moderatrix for "comprehension failure" treatment.

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Re: Casting error

Diana - you're tearing me apart!

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Highlander II airbrushed from history

Fair enough - it's a very civilised idea.

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You probably want to revisit the NEVER bit of the headline on this poll.

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Re: So...

Correct. The thought of sitting through all 10 of the worst films is indeed quite terrifying.

Battle continues over LOHAN's mighty rod

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Re: Launch rails . . . again

I'm coming round to the idea of U-brackets against the wing trailing edges. We're consulting with the Southampton lads about this.

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Re: Re: Wind and Spin

OK, let's put a lid on this debate pending some tests.

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Re: Re: C Rail - Apex Down

The average airspeed is indeed zero. Regarding testing, the problem with a tethered truss is that can't move freely with the breeze, and is therefore artificially subject to wind pressure.

See our fantastical flying truss video, which demonstrates how, if you've got a tether, the truss is pulled down towards the ground by any wind, while it floats gracefully once released.

We often get asked about the PARIS balloon, Vulture 1 and payload passing through the jet stream, as if they subject to extreme winds as you would be if you were a house in a hurricane.

Our PARIS experience showed that the biggest potential problem is long payloads spinning closer to the ground, although a swivel fitting ensures the lines can't get tangled.

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Re: C Rail - Apex Down

"Along the longitudinal axis of the truss" - I think you mean lateral axis.

However, your point is well taken about four attachment points.

LOHAN Playmonaut jets off to Blighty

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I'll have a word...

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Re: I'm missing something here

Because it's too big and expensive to blow on the REHAB test, not to mention the fact we have to order the reload months in advance. We are, though, looking to get a smaller unit with the same propellant from the same manufacturer to test in REHAB.

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Re: Censored]

No chance. You'll just have to wait and see...

LOHAN ideas..

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Re: Control electronics

We're aware of the restrictions and are looking into possible launch sites. There's no final decision yet on the electronics payload.

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Re: Another mighty initial thrust idea

Agreed. Some form of ground-based test is indeed required.

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Re: Another mighty initial thrust idea

Poor Coco and LeeE - behave yourselves, gents. This is not the YouTube commentard troll pit.

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Re: Launch-smaunch

The design boffins have the whole thing under control. I can't say any more at the moment, because the Vulture 2 design and mighty thruster are strictly under wraps until the aircraft's ready to roll out of the hangar.

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Re: LOHAN ideas..

Let's make this the forum for LOHAN. There's a big risk attached to launching at balloon burst. We've thought it over...

Germans hail Vulture 1 spaceplane

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Re: Re: Erm...

Although your analysis of how PARIS was born is pretty accurate, you underestimate the sheer amount of brainpower (an extra beer) which went into the mission.

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Re: Erm...

Oi - watch it...

Biennial boner blights Beemer biker

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Re: Biennial boner

Yup, or one that lasts two years: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/biennial

Nympho hauled to loon-cooler after serial bonkathon brutality

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Re: What bus route?

Number 13. Be aware, though, they're like nymphomaniacs - you wait ages for one, then they all come at once.

Bank dumps customers in 'irrigation ditch'

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Re: Privacy

Well, anyone prepared to make the trip is welcome to drop by, I just don't want them calling me beforehand.

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Actually, La Caixa's Catalan, so I suppose they could insist we do all business in that attractive lingo.

LOHAN enjoys a silicone lightbulb moment

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Re: Re: Vacuum pump

Yes, that makes sense.

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Re: Vacuum pump

I think we'd be better off getting a dedicated vacuum pump, tbh, and not waste any time faffing around with this unit.

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Oh come on, when did you lot lose your appetite for complex and entertaining solutions? I take your point, though. Whatever happens, we have plenty of alternative seal ideas if we need them.

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Re: Rocket motor firing toward glass plate? Ummm...

We want the lid to blow off, as a safety measure. It's just an ignition test.

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Re: Re: Let me be the first to point out…

I have no idea. We really didn't run it for very long.

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Re: Let me be the first to point out…

Yes. Paradoxically, it completely sucks while completely not sucking.

Hanging's too good for 'em - so what do you suggest?

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Sweet eff all, mate. Welcome to El Reg.

LOHAN gasps at stiff and slippery tube

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Re: Talking of tubes...

Molykote 33 is really expensive. Have you considered the comparatively low-cost alternative of some light therapy, followed by a candlelit dinner at home with Barry White on the stereo?

Reader experts thrash LOHAN's mighty rod

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Re: Pack the her rod with waming goodness ?

Yes, I'm quite taken with the hand warmer powder idea. If we need heating, this may be the way to go...

Battlefield Earth ruled worst film EVER

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Re: Legally Blond

Oh dear - we will try and bend the will of the people to yours in future.

Killers laugh in face of death penalty threat, say US experts

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Re: Mind numbingly simple

I think you've missed a point here - by the time perps finally get executed in the US, they've already cost law-abiding citizens more than simply banging them up for life in the first place.

That's how I interpret the figures, anyway.

LOHAN lifts lid on revised mission summary

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Re: Re: Oh, yeah.

Clarification: the rod does indeed pass through the Vulture 2 fuselage. The sleeve's internal diameter is bigger then the rod, so the aircraft can "rock" slightly during the ascent, to prevent icing.

We're going to test the whole assembly in dry ice, to see what happens at really low temperatures. Watch this space...

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Re: Why a titanium rod?

Agreed about the ground-based test rig. We'll look into it.

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Re: Hm... rubber.

Ahem...

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Re: Re: Why He?

Indeed. We have actually discussed this before. Pipe smoking and hydrogen is an ill-advised combination.

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Re: Moment?

Agreed. We're going to have to test this set-up with a small rocket motor, to see what happens.