Are those cameras that ask you if your bum looks big in the picture?
1171 posts • joined 3 Jul 2010
Are those cameras that ask you if your bum looks big in the picture?
You don't need to know what they do, man - this is SCIENCE!
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, human technological development began when we discovered how to make fire by banging rocks together. Now, at the very peak of our civilisation, we are discovering the underpinning secrets of the universe by banging infinitely smaller rocks together. It's wonderful.
Yes, it was terrible that T-Mobile texted this woman's dead husband to tell him about their broadband ... but it was a lovely service.
Mine's the one with the urn in the pocket...
The more I see of .gov.uk under Cameron, the more I think it should be classified as extremist material.
Inevitably this happened when the authors sold the movie rights. I understand the going rate for a Gospel was thirty pieces of silver, which really isn't much for the Greatest Story Ever Told.
You realise you just openly supported adults displaying their genitals to children?
"I'm sorry, Mr Jedit, but you have colon cancer."
"How do you know? I haven't been in for a check."
"Google have extended the range of their search engine."
Keep multinational corporations out of my rectum!
Beware of their cheap shoddy knock-offs. I don't care how they brand their products - you can't get one virgin for a quid, let alone 72 of them.
Feels like a backstep to me. Why save 21 grams on the device when you can put in a bigger battery and save 100 grams on the charger?
A look? If you're not taking a jerry can of petrol and a box of matches, don't waste your time.
And I hope you're not. Lufthansa texted me at 1.30am on Monday to tell me my flight was cancelled (due to the strike, which they didn't say), but MAYBE they could get me on an earlier flight. To even possibly get home I had to forgo all sleep, book a replacement train ticket at my own expense and then hope.
Fuck Lufthansa. Let them burn.
Indeed, some PR people are dead.
That is not a good idea, because the scum who use automated messages require you to call them back if you want to speak to someone. This confirms your number as live and adds you to a list of numbers that will be called more often.
It would appear that one person here is in advertising or marketing. That, or the rest have gone for the "advocating mass suicide of the PR industry" dollar. Very big dollar, that one.
Cutting to the beach was interesting, actually. The Doctor says he saved everyone, but not having seen it we don't know if he was telling the truth or not. He could have saved only Clara and Perkins, and lied to Clara about it so she wouldn't leave.
That's the point. Gou is saying that the iPhone 6 isn't bending at all, reality is just distorting around it. It's like watching Chemical Ali at work.
Why are you all so worried about T-shorts? When worn properly there's no arm in them.
- Find a way to leave the house and meet girls!
Bitcoin never ceases to amaze me. So much intelligence and ingenuity poured into being colossally stupid.
They weren't needed, thanks to one weird trick discovered by a MOM. NASA hates her!
How can they be accurate, when they're not conducted on a device in normal operating conditions? The tests should be repeated with the iPhones in their owners' pockets or hands.
And is probably the real reason iPhones cost so much more. Hiring security ain't cheap, you know - they have to make it back somewhere.
Like payday loan companies and cheque cashing bureaux? Letting agents and bookies aren't half as bad as those bastards.
But surely the new Apple tool means you can leave it behind?
He's not coming back.
The point is that you can read it. The text is only in reverse in the code; the right-to-left display algorithm returns it to the correct orientation when it displays on your screen.
I read that as "Sin City", and pictured Google Maps with Instagram filters turning the Street View into distorted three-colour images and showing where to find the prostitutes and hitmen.
Actually, that might be more useful. Get to it, programmers.
Surely there is no need to replace the entire device if this happens? Just delete the Katy Perry albums and the problem goes away by itself.
Do not be fearing, little Western man. Before date I shave leg, armpit *and* chest!
Well, now we know what the next exciting instalment of BOFH will be about, don't we?
Well, duh - that's why you put it all in a RAR file!
Does this drive have sufficient space to store allthepornontheinternet.rar?
(Paris, because she has sufficient space to store anything.)
Pedant: Lee was having no trouble spending his ill-gotten gains. He was being charged $20 a day to hole up in a shed.
Be patient, EE had to see the results before commissioning hitmen.
No, they don't. In fact, Epyx sports games were best known for not being joystick thrashers. Their preferred control systems were rotational and/or rhythmic.
And Winter Games wasn't World Games, or Summer Games II. Great series overall, though, with the exception of California Games.
There are already laws to defend the mentally handicapped aganst sexual exploitation, but raping their wallets is OK in your little world I guess?
The people who go to payday loan companies are mainly desperate, not stupid. They're taking the loan so they can pay the rent or eat. Sure, there will be the odd cretin who goes to Wonga so he can buy a PS4 and those people deserve whatever they get, but in the main payday loan companies are morally equivalent to a man offering a homeless woman a bed for the night if she'll fuck him.
If we're still small compared to Americans, surely we're pikelets?
Several large polls have been conducted on the subject, and they all show that support for the Union is even higher in the rest of the UK than it is in Scotland.
There was such a statement, but the government blocked it because it made them look bad.
I agree. Keep up the good work.
Next week on CSI: Baker Street:
"The killer refrained from using omnibuses, hansom cabs or his own vehicles to commit this murder, Watson. You might say ... the game is afoot!"
"Buy the extended life battery".
(What's that you say? iPhones don't have user-fitted batteries? So much for functionality, you can't even murder your wife with one.)
That's how long it will take for Starbucks to set up a franchise.
I'll swap you - if Scotland gets independence, I'll be the first to leave. Take a look at the report on Scottish independence in the current issue of the Economist. Salmond's plan for independence is to spend all the oil money and hope it brings in business. Students of history will note that in general terms this is painfully similar to the Darien Project, where Scotland overcommitted its existing resources to New World colonisation in the hope that this would bring in great wealth. The gamble didn't pay off, and the result was... Scotland having to sign the Act of Union.
Yes, but there are ways to find a copy if you're willing to put in the effort. Try this plan:
1) Go to obscure online retailer www.amazon.com.
2) Search for "Windows 7" in Software - the site search engine should automatically recommend this department.
3) Buy the item at the very top of the page.
It gets slightly more complex if you want Pro or Ultimate. Then you have to perform an intermediary step where you scroll down to find the specific item you want, as it is further down the first page.
Perhaps Chicago was selected because it is a more wretched hive of scum and villainy?
I'd rather see AT&T fall foul of consumers using plenty of Drogo.
Songs will suffer if the noble joint is consigned to the ashtray of history, and you know it. I mean, who'd listen to this?
I vape 2ml in the morning
I vape 2ml at night
I vape 2ml in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
Yes, it is. YouTube are trying to get something for nothing, or at least as little as they can get away with.
So it's a pity that your comment had to be flavoured with the "internet piracy is killing music" crap that we hear all the time from RIAA and their cronies - something that has been proven false time and again by indie artists discovering that giving some of their music away for free on the web actually increased their sales.
Internet piracy reduces the margins of corporations churning out bland drivel. The people being affected by YouTube's musical land grab are not affected by it half so much.
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