* Posts by Jedit

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Euro-cops shut down crypto scam that bilked millions from unwitting punters

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Boffin

"Whats the difference between crypto and crypto fakes? Not a damn thing..."

There is actually a difference. When a crypto bro sells magic beans, the buyer at least receives them and can potentially dodge being a victim by selling them to someone else. Only the final bag holder is truly scammed. Fake crypto scammers promise you magic beans, but the buyer is always the one being scammed.

Ironically, this means fake sellers generate fewer scams than real ones.

BOFH: It's 4ft tall, heavyset, has optional fax. No they didn't take the toner!

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Devil

"confronted with the full weight of his idiocy"

Literally.

Games Workshop once again battles scariest monster of all: ERP gone wrong

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Devil

"Or the plague god Nurgle is striking back"

Cease your foul calumnies. I know a fair few tech support people and they all worship Slaanesh.

Microsoft to move some Teams features to more costly 'Premium' edition

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Headmaster

"the ice cream, which itself had nothing to do with cream!"

Indeed, Thatcher had form for milk snatching even before she went into politics.

NHS England Palantir contract extension could result in further legal threats

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Black Helicopters

"an emergency response and would be unwound"

I can't recall if it was here or elsewhere, but someone recently pointed out to me that when your lack of good governance throws the country into a permanent state of crisis, you can do whatever you like without oversight as "an emergency response" and there's no need to ever make good on your promise to surrender your new powers when the emergency is past because it never is.

Elon Musk to step down as Twitter CEO: Help us pick his replacement

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Joke

"the part-time ..."

"... liquor, tunnelling, space transport, automotive and flame thrower entrepreneur certainly has a lot on his plate!"

Less than you might think. The last three of those are covered by Tesla alone.

OneCoin co-founder pleads guilty to $4 billion fraud

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Headmaster

"Why did this stuff need to be put in writing?"

The fastest way to get caught in a fraud is inconsistency. A written record of what you're doing is risky if you are caught, but if you know exactly what lies you're meant to be telling it becomes less likely that you will be caught. The real stupidity here was not having a means of destroying that record should an exit be required.

Elon Musk starts poll with one question: Should I step down as head of Twitter?

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FAIL

Re: Confused.com

Already done on your last point. In response to a suggestion - because he's not smart enough to come up with it himself, apparently - Musk has said that henceforth voting on Twitter policy polls will be restricted to blue ticks. As someone else noted:he's established an apartheid government on Twitter.

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"He's been told to step down or they'll call in their debts"

I have heard this theory elsewhere, and I don't really think a tinfoil hat is required for it. They backed him expecting to see a return on their investment, and every shitpost Musk makes costs them money.

Worse than that, in fact. Musk actually said the other day that Twitter has been going bankrupt since May. This is more than a considerable self-own - he essentially said "this company has been going down the tube since the day I agreed to take it over" - it's also a ruinous blow to the confidence of any potential bidder. I think Twitter is done for at this point, and Musk has indelibly marked himself as the prime if not sole reason for the collapse.

Amazon, Games Workshop announce Warhammer 40k film deal

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Big Brother

Re: Fingers crossed

I think it would be extremely inadvisable to have a story where the Astartes are the heroes without the context that while they are shit totalitarian fanatics, the alternative is infinitely worse.

Email hijackers scam food out of businesses, not just money

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IT Angle

"How did that manage to get that past your eyes?"

I was considering downvoting this post, but that would make me as bad as you. It is the Paradox of Lactose Intolerance.

Twitter dismantles its Trust and Safety Council moments before meeting

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Angel

"Getting more like Chief Twat by the hour."

"Twat" is the past tense of "tweet", after all.

Bahamian rap: Crypto villain Sam Bankman-Fried arrested

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Re: "I think that in his mind, he wasn't doing anything illegal"

Yep, I misremembered it. Thanks for the correction.

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"I think that in his mind, he wasn't doing anything illegal"

I have heard, although take this with a Lot's Wife of salt as it comes at several removes, that Bankman-Fried actually had a folder called "Wirefraud" on the FTX servers.

If it is a parody, I can only say that it's a measure of how incredibly dumb SBF has been that it wasn't immediately obvious as a parody. He's certainly been telling people in detail about all the crimes he committed while thinking he'd get away with it.

(FAIL icon because he's a complete failure - not a comment on your post.)

Apple brings DIY fix-it store to Europe, UK – with gritted teeth

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IT Angle

"the cult of HIS HOLY STEVE"

A slight digression, but are the Cult of Steve not all Musk-worshippers these days? Or is it more of a Judeo-Christian thing where Jobs is God and Musk is his Messiah?

And if the latter, who would be the Mormons in this increasingly tenuous and tortured analogy?

CT scanning tech could put an end to 100ml liquid limit on flights by 2024

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"I actively avoid heathrow when given the choice."

The last two times I took a connecting flight through Heathrow, they lost my luggage. It's dire.

I will, however, commend the helpful staff who got me through the security check just in time when everything went wrong from start to finish.

Meta faces lawsuit to stop 'surveillance advertising'

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Stop

Re: Why stop at Meta?

Nobody is saying Meta is where you stop, but in order to set a legal precedent you have to start somewhere. If Meta lose this, all the others who are "at it" will have to change tack or fall foul of the same rule.

Two arrested in massive $575m cryptocurrency 'Ponzi scheme'

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"If you buy cryptocurrency 'properly'"

Oh, so if someone agrees to give you $$$ for your worthless magic beans it's alright, is it?

You cannot buy crypto "properly" because the act of selling it is the fraud.

Meta's Cicero chatbot can probably beat you at Diplomacy

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Coat

There will never be a true AI Diplomacy bot

Not until they manage to program an AI that will never speak to other AIs that it's known for years after a game, anyway.

Mine's the one with F-NTH SUP (A-Bel TO Hol) in the pocket...

Twitter engineer calls out Elon Musk for technical BS in unusual career move

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Trollface

Re: Made up Words

I once advertised a sponsored walk to help raise money to train support animals for CVDS sufferers, with a description of the hardships and difficulties they face, and expressed my hope that a number of them would be able to participate in the event. What I did not spell out in detail was that CVDS stands for Chronic Vitae Deficiency Syndrome and the "sponsored walk" was to take place at a cemetery at midnight on Halloween.

In this way, I got several people to pledge their support to a fundraiser for Guide Dogs for the Dead.

Another crypto shocker: Major player actually corrects $400m mistake instead of cratering

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"It does seem The Register has been awfully quiet on the FTX story."

I don't blame them. There's going to be a lot of legal wrangling in the next few months and inaccurate reporting now would not be good.

Regarding the bouncing of funds around to whitewash audits: there are strong reasons to believe that this has been going on, and it's not restricted to one or two exchanges either.

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320k out, 285k in

Is no-one else wondering what happened to the 35,000 play coins that weren't returned?

Musk tells of risk of Twitter bankruptcy as tweeters trash brands

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"This shows how little you know about Musk, he co-founded Paypal"

No, he didn't. Paypal was founded by Max Levchin, Peter Thiel and Luke Nosek. Musk bought them out a couple of years later.

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"Daddy owns a diamond mine."

I will not stand for this fake news on the Reg.

It's an emerald mine.

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Devil

"... a classic case of someone who is used to hardware development ..."

More of a classic case of someone who is used to fucking around not understanding "finding out" timeliness.

Twitter is suffering from mad bro disease. Open thinking can build it back better

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Stop

"Probably the Contractors had better contracts then the Permies."

Nope. The permanent staff were fired first as their annual bonuses were due. By firing them then attempting to rehire them straight back a couple of weeks later while sacking contractors in their place, Musk has demonstrated to any court's satisfaction that he did so purely so he wouldn't have to pay out on contractual obligations.

Feel Luckey, punk? Oculus designer builds VR murder headset

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Facepalm

One year

That's all it took to get from the tweet about the Torment Nexus to someone actually doing it.

Feds find Silk Road thief's $1b+ Bitcoin stash in popcorn tin, hidden safe

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Joke

"Is popcorn appropriate?"

I think he already ate it, unless it was still in the tin with his computer.

Big brands urged to pause Twitter ads until Elon's learned how this all works

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FAIL

"Havas Media Group – which has handled advertising for companies like Adidas, Puma, and Hugo Boss"

Good grief. How bad do you have to be at social media engagement that you throw open the doors for the Nazis and even companies founded by fervent Nazis [1] say "Nah, we're not going to that cesspit"?

[1] Hugo Boss designed and manufactured the Wehrmacht uniforms in World War 2 while Adi Daschler and his brother Rudolf, who founded Puma, joined the NSDAP in 1924, long before it became compulsory or even advisable.

Reducing partisan divide alone does not boost support for democracy, study finds

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Headmaster

"(In the UK, contrary as always, it's usually a Thursday)"

It's not contrary at all, really. Thursday was chosen to minimise the influence of both spiritual and secular authorities. It's as far away as possible from the church service on Sunday so you'd have a chance to think for yourself before voting how the preacher told you to, while also not allowing employers to buy the votes of their workers with beer because they had to work the next day.

Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin: If Musk's Twitter flops, it's not such a bad thing

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"I have the feeling that nothing they ever do will be enough for you."

Ethereum's switch to proof of stake only removed the cost of creating their Dunning-Krugerands. They still use the blockchain and that still wastes energy.

How much credit would you give someone if they told you they used to have to drown six kittens to get an erection and now they only need to drown one?

Government by Gmail catches up with UK minister... who is reappointed anyway

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Trollface

"the top secret documents he shouldn't keep in his private house"

Please - Trump didn't keep top secret documents in his private house. At least, not after he found a buyer.

InSight Mars lander has only 'few weeks' of power left

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Joke

"We don't need Musk; just a feather duster."

Please refrain from posting excerpts from Grimes's divorce filing on El Reg. They're private.

UK comms regulator rings death knell for fax machines

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WTF?

"the services necessary to send viruses and malware"

So, erm, any data connection? Or am I missing something very obvious here?

As Russia wages disinfo war, Ukraine's cyber chief calls for global anti-fake news fight

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Re: On whose side are the Nazis?

Wagner Group raping and robbing in the CAR (BBC):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-59699350

Wagner Group subsidiary Rusich openly ordering the torture and murder of Ukrainian POWs and civilians (Guardian):

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/02/pro-kremlin-neo-nazi-militia-inciting-torture-murder-ukrainian-prisoners

Wagner Group mercenaries using neo-Nazi graffiti and wearing SS emblems on their uniforms (Time):

https://time.com/6180611/white-power-mercenaries-fighting-the-lost-cause/

Meanwhile, you've got a "special report" from a Gitmo torturer. Don't talk to me about "unreliable sources".

Texas sues Google over alleged nonconsensual harvesting of biometric data

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Holmes

"Not having a womb myself"

Yeah, that is the important part. Let us not forget that Paxton wants access to private data from period tracking apps in the name of prosecuting people who help women seek an abortion out of state, and last month tried to flee a subpoena to testify in a case regarding the prosecution of pro-choice funds. He is entirely happy to have private data harvested for his own agenda.

Founder of zero-emissions truck venture Nikola found guilty of $1b fraud

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IT Angle

Wait...

So the company claiming to develop electric vehicles that was using Tesla's other name to associate themselves with Musk's company turns out to be a fraud? The shock would surely kill me, if I didn't have an IQ above 50. It's literally Asylum movies as a business.

(Not so much an IT angle as an SH angle.)

YouTube loves recommending conservative vids regardless of your beliefs

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You're not the first person to notice this.

https://images.app.goo.gl/BGyxT587qT22Y9B48

Meanwhile, back on the subject of YouTube recommends: they're constantly putting Jordan Peterson videos in my recs despite me not watching any kind of political content on the platform. They evidently have a reason to push Benzo Boy on the user base, although I can't tell you whether it's internal political bias or just plain old fashioned money.

Musk says Starlink will keep providing free service to Ukraine

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Headmaster

Re: Look at me, look at me!

It's more bad publicity in this case. Musk was trying to get in on the war subsidies by threatening to cut Ukraine's service if he wasn't recompensed. Someone then pointed out to him in private that it maybe wasn't a good idea to hamper Ukraine's ability to defend itself from an ongoing invasion - particularly when he'd already suggested that the country cede territory to the invaders in exchange for peace.

Now he's painting his U-turn as a grand act of altruism, when actually it's just that if he keeps siding with Putin he's going to be destroyed.

Too bad, contractors: UK government reverses decision to axe IR35 tax reform

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Stop

"hopefully there are enough sane republicans left to stop them"

There may be sane Republicans, but there are no good Republicans and none of them want to stop this. The so-called "moderates" have been keeping their heads low not because they disagree with what Trump was saying and doing, but because he was so close to achieving permanent Republican hegemony and jeopardising the project by saying the quiet parts out loud.

Bitcoin energy consumption a feature, not a bug, says crypto-miner

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"But the actual end of Bitcoin et al happens about 100-120 years before that"

And just to add a suffix to this: we're already less than 120 years away from 2140.

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"Does that sound like reality to you?"

It sounds like the lottery to me. So if Bitcoin doesn't have a license to operate a lottery or gambling franchise...

India's Mars Orbiter Mission loses contact, burns all fuel, deemed 'non-recoverable'

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Trollface

"Now that it's deemed 'non-recoverable', what will this probe become?"

Oh, so that's what happened to Dabbsy.

FBI: We tracked who was printing secret documents to unmask ex-NSA suspect

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Holmes

"This genius is a doctoral candidate???"

And once more it is demonstrated that intelligence is not the same thing as wisdom.

Hacked Fast Company sends 'obscene and racist' alerts via Apple News

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Joke

"It's surprising that Apple doesn't seem to automatically check news alerts for nasty words"

Well, to be fair most people who review Apple products put those words in the body text, not the title.

Soaring costs, inflation nurturing generation of 'quiet quitters' among under-30s

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"unless your commute is £2 each day on the bus"

Well, I don't drive, so my commute is actually £4.50 a day on the bus unless I get a lift in and walk home. (Just walking home would not be a saving - I need two buses to get to work, so I'd have to buy a day ticket anyway - and I can't really walk both ways as it's two miles and all uphill to get there.) I've also at no point said that I wasn't saving money through WFH so we're not actually arguing here.

You're also overlooking some of the negative effects of WFH, although you do touch on them. It's nice to have a six foot commute from my bed to my desk, but it means I'm spending 16 hours a day in the same room - even more, if I want to use my own PC in the evening, as it and my work PC are hooked up to the same displays and peripherals. I don't have a wife or kids so I'm spending much less time around other people, and I know it's affecting me negatively.

How did I manage before? Carefully. I don't have a car to operate or maintain, I don't drink or smoke, I don't go to restaurants, I spend minimally on clothes, and barring my annual trip to a trade fair in Germany I don't go on holiday. Before WFH I was able to set aside a little each month; with it I'm able to save more, but I expect the cost of living crisis is going to put me back to where I was before long. If I had to start paying to commute as well I don't think I'd be underwater straight away, but I'd have to make cutbacks to what is already a fairly spartan lifestyle.

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"I had none of the savings that desk-based colleagues did"

You also had none of the additional expenses that your desk-based colleagues incurred when they started having to run their work PCs from home and heat their houses during the day. I'm not going to say that I've not found WFH cheaper, but it's mostly from making my own lunch rather than buying from the canteen. And if I had the time, I could do that when I was in the office as well. Time is money, of course, but it's time I'm saving.

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""Quiet Quitting" sounds like good old Work To Rule."

That's exactly what it is. It's not a complaint that employees aren't doing their contracted jobs, which would be fair enough. Everyone I've seen talking about "quiet quitting" is complaining that their employees aren't going above and beyond, happily working overtime - often unpaid - and taking on additional duties. They can all fuck off, continue fucking off until they reach the coast, then keep fucking off forever.

Girls Who Code books 'banned' in some US classrooms

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Headmaster

"Name three such books"

The Anarchist Cookbook, Kill or Get Killed, and Put 'Em Down, Take 'Em Out: Knife Fighting Techniques From Folsom Prison are all banned in the UK. I shouldn't have to explain why. Nor does their banning support the OP's railing against the evil bookburning lefties - particularly as they've remained banned under multiple right wing governments.

So once again we return to the right wing saying "I want to hurt people, and the left are wicked and intolerant because they won't let me."