"Do you have to pay extra for Apple branded lubricant jelly?"
No, just apple flavoured.
1113 posts • joined 3 Jul 2010
No, just apple flavoured.
No, that's forcing them to read the comments section.
Had money, surely?
Sorry, guys - I can't tell which of those words is the Welsh for "clitoris".
Though, according to Google Translate the answer is probably "all of them". It's like the end of Being John Malkovich, except with clits.
As I recall it, Cupid was only ever referred to by a single name in any of the sketches. It wasn't until someone asked what her second name was and Everett replied "Stunt" that the joke became known.
Your attempt to download allthepornontheinternet.zip has failed at 99%. Free up more disk space and retry.
Microsoft, turn around and force the world to install Windows 10...
Definitely having a Steve Harley moment after that post.
There's a certain irony in an anonymous poster on an internet community forum exhorting his fellows to "go live in the real world" to avoid becoming disconnected, don't you think?
Reality is a wonderful place, but I'm glad I don't have to live there full time.
No, the real scandal is that $6. Which cheap bastard slipped a $1 bill in among the fives and tens?
If we could ask Donald Campbell, it wouldn't be half as challenging as you're making out.
Yeah, GW have been getting terrible for years and everyone in the trad gaming hobby knows it. However, for a few years now Fantasy Flight Games have had the license to publish non-miniatures based games in the GW universe and they are not terrible (except in the rulebook department). They've reprinted the classic Chaos Marauders, and they have a range of other releases including variants on Blood Bowl and Space Hulk.
Because you have a higher percentage of your population jailed than almost any other country in the world? My goodness. And here I was thinking it was because many Americans are too fat to bend down and pick up the soap if they drop it.
Rape jokes aren't funny. It doesn't matter who is getting raped.
And for once, this would be worse than having your I out.
So, time for another holiday then?
Well, obviously. Everyone knows that things in airport terminals Costa bomb.
This is completely incorrect. The Grand Tournament is not an adventure like Naxxramas or Blackrock Mountain (which do cost 700G per wing, or you can buy them for real money). It's an expansion that comes in booster packs of 5 cards that cost 100G each or can be bulk bought with real money.
You can play Hearthstone for free, but it's pretty painful unless you're already good at it. The best advice for new players is to save your gold for Arenas (which reward packs and cards and let you learn by experience) and buy Naxx and BRM for money. Basically it's now a $50 game with further optional micro-transactions. It's still good VFM at that level, though.
(Handy tip for people who plan to spend real money: if you have an Android device, install the Amazon app version of the game and make purchases through that using Amazon Coins. The coins are discounted at least 10% when bought in bulk, plus there's often a partial rebate on Coin purchases - IIRC there's a 25% rebate on right now in the US. Also you'll be given a free Classic booster pack the first time you complete a game on each of an Android tablet and phone, an iPad and an iPhone.)
Can't be - it looks far too interesting.
I haven't struggled at all. When I installed Windows 10 it disabled my firewall and antivirus without notifying me and left my PC completely unprotected. I uninstalled it immediately, and I will not install it again.
You didn't sign up to AshleyMadison, obviously.
The Deluxe is the one with real hair, isn't it?
How could I? There was no option to select Ethan Hunt.
I thought it was "The internet, where men are real men, women are also real men and children are the police"?
If you claim to have deleted my records completely then your sales department phones me up, then either you're lying about deleting records or your company is cold calling. Either way, if you think I'm an idiot for being angry about that you can go fuck yourself.
E: Doctor Syntax - you'd be amazed how many companies give zero shits about the TPS. They get around regulations by claiming it's a market research call so they can claim you consented to receive the sales pitch if you answer any questions, or by saying each time they call that they're very sorry, it was a mistake and they'll take you off the list (which wears thin after the third or 23rd time, but hey - they didn't know, they just have a list). That's assuming they don't simply base their call centres outside the UK, or not give their number and/or company name so you can't even file a TPS complaint.
They chose it based on commonality of use. I forget if it was just the two most popular girls names that year or the names most commonly used by women being anonymous, but you could probably Google it.
Match.com bought OKCupid a little while ago. If you had a profile there they may be trying to persuade you onto the paid service.
Please do not recommend Exploding Kittens to anyone, ever, not even ironically. Not even if you hate them. It is terrible in every way.
it's not flat(!!!). The circuit is a figure eight, so it couldn't be flat without terrain rises - which are clearly visible in the photo anyway.
I can't tell from the angle if Eau Rouge is on the circuit, unfortunately.
So you missed the bit of the article where the writer linked to a past El Reg article about Foxconn workers threatening suicide at a factory assembling XBoxes? Perhaps you didn't read it, because it wasn't about Apple.
Well, I suppose the huge wealth makes up in some small way for having to hang out with Mark Zuckerberg.
It will be better In that it will reduce the price of X99 systems, but it's not worth getting. Performance improvements under low stable overclocks are apparently only 2-3% over Haswell-E.
There was a game called Re-Volt released some time around 1999 that might scratch the itch. It's basically Micro Machines crossed with Stunt Car Racer; the "plot" is that the remote controlled cars in a department store come alive at night and drive around the store. The physics model is interesting in that the cars have been modelled to have very little weight, so the feeling is of driving an RC car. Comes with a track designer, too.
He's a diamond in the rough, and something entirely different on the green.
It can go in the same box as your Ouya. At last, value for money from that project!
Really? Damn. I guess the Tories will just have to cut even more public services and sell off the NHS even faster. Of course that haste means they won't be able to negotiate the best deals, so their rich mates will be paid more and buy for less, but that's a sacrifice they're willing to make.
They didn't say "no foul play", they said "no evidence of foul play". It's an important distinction. What they mean is there were no signs of forced entry, no injuries on the body, no indicators of poisoning or OD and so on. So until they have a post mortem indicating that Greenberg might have been murdered, they're not starting an investigation.
That's not the Kim they'd rather avoid mention of.
This is only happening because the MPs want them to play games on, and the S6 range have been selected because they want to get that unique card back for Hearthstone.
In 2011 Reddit had to be pressured into removing a number of subreddits like r/jailbait for posting content that was legally classified as child pornography. If that's freedom of speech, you can keep it.
"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" - Isaac Newton
"Mr Notspartacus, you stand accused of firing multiple shotgun blasts into a 100' hot air balloon shaped like the head of Tony Blair, causing thousands of pounds of property damage and a serious public disturbance. There are twenty-seven witnesses to you performing these acts, and the police found you with the shotgun still in your hands. And yet you continue to protest your innocence. How can you possibly justify such a claim?"
"Your Honour, I thought it was the real thing."
"Case dismissed." *thunk*
Then I'm out. God, that show turned into a trainwreck.
The reason everyone looks like a mugshot in a passport photo is because you're commanded to do the same things - look directly at the camera, do not smile - and they use the same plain white background to highlight your face. It's intentional: the object in both cases is to make you easily recognisable from the photo.
Stabbing Southrons when they exhibit contempt for the North.
You mean Paedogeddon 2011 wasn't a real shitstorm?
So nobody's seen it in seven years? No wonder it's so pale.
Album's out and the songs are lame
All of them sounding just the same
Gwyneth Paltrow sucked my dick
But I still whine till it makes you sick
Singing "Nyeeerrrrrr .... waaahhhhh"
(Continue for 500,000 more sales)
The IT angle? You can't spell "SHIT" without "IT".
Which is another reason why Indy is important in the movie.
On the other hand, it hardly needed a huge long discussion to determine that The Big Bang Theory is unfunny moronic shit that grossly misrepresents every aspect of the subject and people it depicts. For that it gets the nuclear blast icon, from which it shall not receive even the dubious protection of Dr Jones' refrigerator.
And she'd no doubt get her just desserts.
I don't like that recipe. As they say in Italy: needs more-a salt.
(Yes, yes, that one was even worse.)
If that's a euphemism for masturbation, you will be of great interest to medical science. Either they'll want to find out why you're not made as most men, or they'll want to find out how someone can type coherent sentences while being unable to count to two.