* Posts by Generic_Web_Guy

13 posts • joined 2 Jul 2010

Windows Phone will snatch biz No 2 spot from Android – analyst

Generic_Web_Guy

Chocolate company?

Thought they were in computers or summink

Want access to mobe users' location, camera, phone ID? EXPLAIN YOURSELVES - ICO

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Don't make me laugh

This is the same ICO whose botched war on cookies has led to a zillion pointless pop-ups over UK websites (including this one). Nice earner for devs but does zilch for anyone's privacy (where's that 'no thanks' button, now?), just makes the host site look pants. I cannot wait to see how they're going to break my mobile apps without remotely stopping the providers from slurping my data.

Forrester to Facebook: you're SHALLOW and a BAD FRIEND

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Awww

Poor marketers.

Cops cuff rectal shoplifter

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This would never have happened if we'd stuck with personal cassette players.

Apple 7in iPad not out until Q3 2012

Generic_Web_Guy
Meh

Surely what the world really needs is a 24in tablet?

Asus Zenbook UX31E

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Upgradeable-ish?

Are we talking soldered-in RAM, SSD etc?

iPhone 4S owners love Siri, hate the battery life

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Oh yeah?

Doesn't understand a blimmin' word I say. Nor any of my friends and colleagues. And don't get me started on that Voiceover Man accent it's got over here.

Nah, give me a proper FM radio receiver/transmitter over comedy fail Star Trek computing any day.

iPhone 5 a no-show at Apple's 'Let's talk iPhone' event

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So it's still made of bloody glass?

What happened, their eggshell supplier let them down??

Win8: A beginner's guide to FondleWindows

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Windows Mayan Apocalypse Edition

How about Windows RSi ?

Microsoft has shifted 1.5 million Windows phones

Generic_Web_Guy
WTF?

Eh?

No it doesn't. Your friend might be a tit.

iPad hits Asus Eee PC sales

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Maybe ...

... it's because most of the market now has one, while newer models don't offer much incentive to upgrade.

Apple's iPhone 4 denial: insulting or ignorant?

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Holding out for iPhone 5

Just hope it's not made of porcelain and usable only when delicately balanced on the pinkie

Apple denies iPhone 4 antenna glitch, blames inaccurate signal bars

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Jobisan???

That would be the Tokyo branch, right?

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