* Posts by Pavlov's obedient mutt

106 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2010

Amazon opens online Macware store

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why does it have to be one or the other?

The article suggests app buyers need to head to one camp or the other

bugger that - I'll browse and buy from which ever gives me the best of what I want.

A viable competitor to anything is usually good - this is no exception

Danish embassy issues MARMITE WAFFLE

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it should be banned...

.. because its the foulest smear on the planet. Distilled from engine oil drained from a million mile truck

Apple seeks anti-snoop display patent

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Range Rovers

you mean like the one Tata put into Range Rovers a few years ago already?

Reg ed rattles the Red-Headed League

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the difference..(possibly, perhaps, maybe)

is that it's inappropriate to make fun of something someone was born with (short, red, gay, black) vs something someone has control over (fat, smelly, lazy)

And, of course, where humour and good natured ragging inadvertently supports real bigotry.

There is institutionalised discrimination against gay people, black people (and white people) and real physical harm is dealt to these groups

I've yet to hear or read of some religious nut-job calling for the death of red-heads.

TomTom sorry for giving customer driving data to cops

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apology and a free speed cam sub

So I got an email from TomTom last night (I live in the Netherlands) explaining their disgust and offering me a free sub to their speed camera add on

now all I need is a car again.

;)

Personally, I like their response. It was quick and - for me, and probably all us Dutchies - effective

XXX domain names go live

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more likely..

sucking the hind-tit..

:))

Online world maps rub jubs against todgers

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smug... here in the Netherlands.

Nice to see the statistics match my own personal experience.

Out of shape? Not had sex for years? Watch out

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but only..

if you've actually made it to the end of the short-strokes... otherwise it's just unfair

Dutch courts: Wi-Fi 'hacking' is not a crime

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Holland

I'm from Holland - isn't that weird!

Fukushima: Situation improving all the time

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alternate realities

Reading these articles, and then reading the NYT.BBC etc articles - well, its like there are two different events being described.

I admire Lewis' writings, but I can't help getting the slight feeling he's got an agenda here.

Still, I chose to believe his reporting over the babble being spewed by the more mainstream press, which we know, for sure, has many agendas.

MS claims credit for Rustock botnet takedown

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39%

Give us some perspective - how many is that per day/hour/minute etc

oh - and yeah, well done Microsoft.

The 64-bit question

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at the risk of provoking a flame war

where does OS X sit in this?

I know the OS itself is (at least mostly) 64bit, and many of the apps that I run show as '64-bit intel', what happens to the system as a whole when a 32-bit app runs?

Mobile Trojan mimics Android clean-up tool

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missing..

As a soon to be Android owner, what am I missing here?...

that you should rather get an iPhone 4

we're back to the old Windows days (android) / 60's sex days and the consequences of both

iPhone 'Death Grip' effect is real, plastic cases don't help

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is this give an old story a home day?

I held out on an iPhone 4 because of the original version of this story - but then I got an AR Drone for christmas and my ancient 3G just couldn't hack it

and you know what, I just don't get signal degradation *that-I-notice*

perhaps its coz here in the Netherlands we have good signal coverage? I have no idea. Perhaps it's coz the actual effect in real life is nominal?

US scientists build laser-killing device

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light... particle and wave..

University physics was a long time ago for me, and there has been a lot of illicitness between then and now..

but, that aside, if my addled memory functions as it should, the theory about light is that it is both wave and particle.

so this cancels the wave, but what about the particle?

Becks offloads Posh Porsche on eBay

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Unhappy

good lord

I stupidly went to the murdered out web site

and then, even more stupidly read some of the comments from the rocket scientists who visit.

I can feel my brain leaking out my ass in an attempt to get away from my eyes as punishment

White iPhone inbound for spring of 2011

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I'm holding out

a) coz my 3G - scratched, scuffed and not anywhere near pristine still does the job that I want

b) coz I reckon the white 4 will have tweaks not mentioned - as is the Apple Way

c) coz T-Mobile here in the Netherlands have had an 8 week waiting list for the black one which just puts me off.

Three cops spanking in mobile user ranking

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goddamn it

I was expecting quite different pictures and a much more 'meaningful' story

US politician: 'homosexual agenda' behind TSA groin grope

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FAIL

maybe...

this wingnut and ol' Ted Haggard play down-on-their-knees together?

mucking forons.

Dutch twaddle-prof lambasts Google Scholar

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depends

on where you are. Don't be fooled into thinking the name of a person is any clue to their gender, race, nationality etc here in Amsterdam...

Chicago officer beats off dildo-wielding bill-skipper

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Happy

lordy

you should see some of the rigid feminine pleasure devices on sale here in Amsterdam

if one of them was waved at me with violence in mind, I'd turn and run.

fast and far.

(oh-beer-thirty approaches. Fast)

Israeli robot trouser snake 'too big' to penetrate backdoors

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oooer missus

felt a flush of red thru me nethers reading that

iPhone to tap NFC, rumours say

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Your cloud awaits sir

Don't forget, Steve Jobs thinks the Cloud Is The Future...

I bet he has a trick up his sleeve whereby NFC will be an enabler to make Cloud Access painless and easy

Seagate squirts out rectal cleaning spray

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this story stinks

'nuff said

Apple rolls out two new MacBook Air models

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oh the dilema

see...

the iPad is the portable option, and the iMac is for the home

where does this new air fit in?

Apple posts $20bn+ quarter

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empty vessel / most noise

connect the dots...

Navy Carriers: We want two or no votes for you, Tories

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bootnote

Whilst I absolutely love his articles and read them from first to last word, and thoroughly respect his knowledge and opinion, I do feel the bootnote at the end of Lewis' document should be modified like this:

Lewis Page is a former Royal Navy officer, who left after 11 years' service in order to avoid wasting his time and the taxpayers' money aboard frigates and destroyers - and to avoid becoming bitter about fuckwits in government

Christian group declares jct 9 on M25 cursed

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I do believe

the M25 is already sung about as "the road to hell"

perhaps we could line xtians up along its entirely length whispering their sweet nothings to their sweet nothing as motorists drive happily (gayly?) around it

Ellison winds up rivals with stack-in-a-box vision

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FAIL

so....

Larry is writing for The Reg now?

What happened to Critical Thinking in the journalistic process?

Firefox wraps its gums around the iPhone

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Joke

because..

microsoft are evil and apple are glorious

perhaps.

Two and a half days in hell

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edited

This article reads like it underwent some serious legal editing

It started out so well, and then fizzled into a dreary whine.

Upshot - vendors can't be trusted.

newsflash! Fox's can't be given keys to hen house!

Jobs moves to the heavens with Apple TV

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this model will work for me

I've done the buy-vhs, buy-DVD bit..

fool me once, shame on you

fool me twice, shame on me..

so no more movie buying for me thanks - I just don't watch them again, and again, and again

well, not typically. Occasionally there'll be something worth while to watch several times, but that's probably a movie I'll watch after a few years again

So this really does work for me.

Apple goes social with musical Ping

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AppleTV looks interesting now

To my mind, the previous AppleTV was too expensive, which meant a Mac Mini was the better bet, but for that money, a PS3 and a lot of change was an even better bet

now, the AppleTV is priced where it should have been

good stuff really

Nandos 'village bike' ad not sexist, rules ASA

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I wish we had Nando's here

That is all.

Is Gordon the future of HPC?

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Joke

Let me be the first...

Flash! Aaahaaaaaaah

Savour of the HPCiverse

(ok, I'll leave now)

Apple to reveal musical something on September 1

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FAIL

JaitcH, Honey..

if you want to be the next Webster Freaky you have to be:

a) original

b) rabid

c) entertaining

d) slightly unhinged and detached from reality

You just sound vaguely moronic and bitter

How extreme is your pr0n? Depends on your lawyer

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circumcision

So...

if a Jewish / Islamic family take a video of the day their dahlingk young boy is mutilated - I mean, circumcised - then that's extreme porn?

Good

that'll teach the fuckers

Office for Mac steps closer to Windows version of software

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whoop-de-fucking-do

But how about being able to actually use large spreadsheets with Excel vomiting

Apple kills browse-and-get-hacked bugs in iOS

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shame poor fools

here, in the Netherlands on my 60Mb internet bundle (DSL? Cable? dunno - don't care) - that download takes mere seconds

And I can see hookers from my window (ok, I have to lean out the window and peer down the street some) and smoke weed legally

now, what was I saying?

um. Shit, forgot. But I am hungry suddenly

Ballmer's 'lost generation' note finds resonance

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@ Doug Arse - seriously, dude

if you want to bait the trolls, you have to try harder than that

try talking the truth for starters, instead of sucking turds of regurgitated MS poo out your crusty ol' starfish using your porcine snout

Apple as a religion: How the iPhone became divine

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erm..

I'm just an ordinary Apple user - Macbook pro, iMac, mac mini, wireless thingumies and 2 x iPhones in the house

but a religion? no.

They're tools. Like my AEG range cooker, or my Bosch fridge - I just like how they operate.

I like the idea of an iPad, for example, but I can't think of a need I have that it would fill, so I don't have one.

And if they stop operating the way I like, I'll get something else to replace them

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wanker

debate. Not ridicule.

Apple coughs to iPhone 3G IOS 4 upgrade problems

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Its dog slow...

on my 3G, but battery life seems better and it's not overheated or caught fire yet

Spitzer 'scope spots Buckyballs in spaaace

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Pint

blah blah blah

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................

after a week of no drinking (don't ask) this article just addled my unsoaked brain..

make it stop...

make it STOP!!!

Nokia latest to feel wrath of Jobs

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irrelevant

People who like the design will believe the issue doesn't matter, won't affect them or is created by the AT&T notwork

they'll buy it anyway

People who hate Apple will chose to believe the phone will drop calls every time a looza/wanker user comes within 100 ft of the thing

and we all know Apple have snuck in a silent recall and a revised design

this really is getting boring now

Mac sales tripled since 2005

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'doze on a mac

When I crossed from the darkness (windows) into the light (OS X) I was adamant I'd need windows and kept both a bootcamp partition and a Parallels windows VM

Initially I used the VM quite often - my old bank, for example, had internet banking that only worked on IE6 - but I can't even tell you the last time I used either - boot camp or the VM

it was like a safety blanket that I've grown out of. But I probably wouldn't have taken the risk of OS X without it

--

actually, reading this I feel perhaps I should have started:

Hello, my name is Paul and I'm an Apple user...

iPhone customers lay into Apple after iOS 4.0.1 update fails to install

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worked fine for me

Not the slightest issue - and it was way fast too

sorry - I know you want as many bad-apples reported but I ain't one of them

Miracle-tech that could fix almost everything: Major advance

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how about...

Make it so No 1

No war, famine, poverty, religion

we can hope.

Apple swaps good iPhones for bad, say fanbois

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Pirate

yeaaaaahright

Why around your mouth there my friend, there's still a trace of horse shit on your lips

BlackBerry tablet to trump iPad with Flash, videoconferencing

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True

I cringed at that.. a lot.